Dick scented candle or vagina scented candle?
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Dick scented candle or vagina scented candle?
definitely dick
>>674623875
Oh good.
dick
>>674623574
i've had sex with women
>>674623891
Dick is my addiction
>>674623891
Dick, but I'm opening a window.
>>674624114
going out of folder for this
>>674624114
I am upset now.
>>674624552
y tho
>>674624574
>>674623891
can't we just have no smell? dick isn't exactly nice either
>>674624731
well it certainly helped me figure out that i wasn't a lesbian
>>674624757
she asked why i was so "stoned-faced" and i left immediately and now i take dick up the ass 100% of the time
>>674624852
i am trying to remove the white edges
>>674624770
Well at least she was a virgin.
>>674624815
Because as far as I can tell, dicks (my dick at least) really doesn't smell like much of anything. I love the female form, but no one needs to smell vag all day.
>>674624899
Dick is an exquisite smell
>>674624966
Was she a virgin? Say she wasnt so I dont feel so bad.
>>674624899
You get a candle if you like it or not.
>>674624966
>why i was so "stoned-faced"
stone faced or stoned faced?
I've had the first thing said to me, but not the second.
>>674625092
You get dick candle then.
>>674625018
Yeah, I guess it was sort of cute trying to figure out how to get each other off in a horribly awkward teenage way
>>674625122
I guess I just don't like bodily odors of any kind.
i have fixed it.
>>674625174
she was a mega slut, but i did not find that out till later.
>>674625410
stone faced, wow.
>>674624712
i know a few places people have casual RPs and ill rp with you if you want...
>>674625602
And that's fair, I love the musk but it's not for everyone
>>674625440
Yay I think - the way you all talk about dick smells makes me think that I'd feel differently if I had ever nuzzled a dick
>>674625584
Well it made you more of a man than the people who couldnt get laid, or get a virgin.
>>674625246
Your candle?
>>674623891
Neither.
>>674625642
Sounds like the girls that have tried to have sex with me before.
>>674625778
Why not?
>>674625912
If you're subtly referencing my dick, no. No one gets my dick.
>>674625742
people are pretty icky in general to be honest
it's a good thing genuine human relationships and sex are as rewarding as they are, so we put up with each others grossness
why boner?
>>674626529
not until you're scrapped for parts anyway
>>674625875
Well, maybe, dunno. Either way, have to say - you seem like a pretty reasonable person, hope you meet your own awkward virgin at some point bro.
>>674626429
Because men are hairy and gross
>>674627104
What?
>>674626898
Yeah I only like dick smell because of the sexual relation to it, aroma is a great emotional trigger for me so I like clean body smells but sometimes the musk is great for turning me on
>>674627298
you're not an organ donor?
>>674627289
I think its too late for that.
Indeed, most are.
>>674627688
No
I'm curious - what else do folks do while you're posting in these threads? Music? TV? Listening to some quality tunes from Kvelertak here.
>>674628098
too bad, they should make it mandatory anyhow
>>674628145
Exercise, swap between internet pages, and listen to music between posts.
>>674628145
watching RLM reruns
>>674628145
I usually listen to music. But I'm watching Hell's Kitchen right now.
>>674628305
k
>>674627333
the mechanical- and arbitrariness of it is pretty dispiriting
How you all doing? I got bored and I'm tired now
>>674628145
Watching Blade Runner and drinking some coffee
i have further edited the beast. i do not know for why.
>>674626322
very few people do not like sex.
>>674628496
>>674628530
Aw, don't leave me hanging like that - I always love hearing what other people listen to. Band names?
Have some Kvelertak - even if you don't like the music it's an interesting video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzAzqnbitu4
>>674629161
I dont.
>>674629281
ya sure
Dickk
>>674629399
this honestly
they both smell unpleasant
>>674629399
>>674629234
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKFqJUGv62A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXCM4XIfFJY
wow look at this great work of art
too much talk about how genitalia smell
maybe some comments about sound?
>>674629564
Liar
>>674629346
100%
>>674629901
it certainly speaks for an understanding of anatomy and proportion
>>674629915
genitalia do not have a sound
>>674629951
100% gay fucker
>>674630033
imagine how it looks from the front
>>674630145
totally grotesque and horrid
>>674630230
yeah it most likely would be
>>674630033
I do not gay fuck.
>>674630494
that's pretty gay
>>674630410
it would be an unlivable burden to have genitalia like that
>>674630494
i bet you're really cute and cuddly post coitus
oh hey me neither
>>674630033
surely you jest - all kinds of gross sounds come from there!
>>674630739
i mean, vaginas maybe, do you include butts as genitalia?
>>674630575
Well uhh...
>>674630576
I DID offer face pics several months ago, but you stood me up.
>>674629828
Cheers bruh - never heard of either of these - the Pet Lions one is a bit more fun, both breddy gud. Odd that youtube wouldn't let me watch either video, but found other instances of the same songs.
>>674630576
they probably don't have enough blood in their system to even support those two magnum dongs
>>674630805
you are making this up entirely, because i have accepted face pics from everyone ranging from scales to jproc to katia.
>>674630957
he's a corpse, a living walking corpse, the big dicked undead
>>674630739
>His penis talks to him
Worrying
scented candles are gay
>>674631084
i went to fresh market and scented their candles for two hours once
>>674631050
I guess admitting to my problem will have to be the first step to recovery.
>>674631199
fag
>>674623891
One of both so I can burn them at the same time, make my room smell like sex and have my friends think Im one cool dude.
>>674630829
Indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjTXeJZM8wg
>>674631276
that's a lot of protein
>>674631029
You said to add you on some weird website/app and you didnt give a name.
Also katia is an asshole and gave me fake pics.
why are their balls hanging that loosely when theyre erect?
>>674631707
>Also katia is an asshole and gave me fake pics.
He's been doing that since he started posting
>>674631976
hey nef
>>674631707
>Also katia is an asshole and gave me fake pics.
l
o
l
>>674631440
I need some
>>674632131
mornin sunshine
>>674631436
Interesting, but I'll admit not my thing. How about a scuzzy punk cover of some seventies rock?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2dEc7HaX88
>>674632319
eat some peanut butter as a substitute
>>674632331
hows things?
>>674632427
Lots of school work. Lots of work work
very busy lately
you?
>>674632534
nowhere near as busy as id like to be, im off for the holidays and hunting for a new place is a pain in the arse. i cycle half way across town to find the place has no damn garden. i visit ones on the other side of the city and theyve got damp so bad i wouldnt house a dog in the place.
school work coming along well?
Guys, I can't find the doujinshi where ash is transformed into a pikachu and he goes around and fucks other male pokemon. any ideas where to find?
>>674632359
I dont like punk, pretty much all ive heard is bad instrumentals and lyrics trying too hard.
>>674632927
Not really, no
while I am well beyond the rest of the class, the amount of actual busy-work is overwhelming.
If I can survive the next 3 weeks I will have some breathing room though. This is my own fault for not making it more of a priority
>>674632980
Well, the unpolished sound is a preference thing - that last song you posted was polished clean as hell. I like a muckier sound, but Tony Molina doesn't have the tryhard lyrics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu4nYJ5rdSI
>>674633600
Its okay.
>>674634064
I can live with that
>>674633543
could be worse, you could be as bad at managing your own time as i am
may well have failed my last assignment by putting it off, spent 30+ hours fucking coding and debugging, still couldnt get it to work in time for hand in
>>674634436
Cheers
What a gay day
>>674634980
sounds great
>>674634980
all of your days are gay days
>>674634980
I assume an intense game of baseball with a lot of pitching and catching?
>>674635139
Mhmmm
>>674635432
This one is very gay in comparison to all my other days.
>>674635437
More like cuddling while watching Zootopia at the cinema.
>>674635437
Artist?
>>674635846
okay
>>674623891
um what about a love scented candle
>>674636368
How about a rape scented candle.
>>674635846
that doesn't sound particularly gay, it's just another movie
shieet, its happening
i am on a greyhound bus and i have made a terrible choice in seat selection
>>674636564
Okay, well how about.. dick touching?
>>674636958
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thats fucking great
>>674637087
are you sitting next to a drunk aboriginal?
Are you sitting next to the 3.0 students?
>>674636958
this will do a number on the revenge-porn community
So, bad dragon sent nova more shit.
>did not know bad dragon released music
>>674637276
but this is revenge porn
>>674637204
no one has sat next to me yet but there is a very loud child in the seat behind me
>>674631707
katia also gave me fake pics.
>>674637168
in the theater? seriously, dude? it's a children's movie
>>674637513
Not there... I'm in bed and.. immediate touching is happening
>>674637480
rip in piece
>>674637481
I have more of his butt pics than face pics
>>674637087
Why did you do this to yourself?
>>674637468
yes. to do a number, means ruin
now every slut will sue her angry ex after he throws shit on the web
an industry will develop that helps people look for revenge porn, professional porn watchers
tfw ignored
i will miss freklz
>>674637742
he is a whore
>>674637741
ok, I'm sorry I thought badly of you
>>674637481
You poor thing.
My offer still stands. Up 2 u.
>>674638080
sendem. snapchat would be easiest.
>>674637945
he is a slut
>>674637889
sorry I am in a session with friends
30+ hours isnt wasting time. I have not nearly done that much yet
>>674637742
no, there will be no peace involved
maybe he'll fall asleep or some shit
>>674637770
i didn't realize what i was doing
>>674638150
Thats what you said. I DONT KNOW WHAT SNAPCHAT IS!
>>674638283
Youhavechosepoorly.jpg
