My bald rat just die, trips decide what do
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My bald rat just die, trips decide what do
Cook him on a frying pan
>>674611017
Put it in a small coffin and bury him in a place that can't be reached easily, like a backyard.
eat it
>>674611017
Why you have fuking rats? Thats disgusting!
>>674611017
up the pooper
Eat it.
pray for him for 2 hours straight and record it you fucking idiot
Space
>>674611017
build him a tiny boat and give him a Viking burial
>>674611017
shove the corpse up your ass, record a video and upload to pornsocket
Dick inside
turn it into ashes and smoke it
eat it
Shallow fry with garlic and lemon zest
>>674611017
Eat it
FUCK YOU OP YOUR A FAGIT THATS NOT WVEN YOU'RE RAT. TIMESTAMP AND TITS OF RAT OR GTFO.
Stick it up your ass
Shave it
record eating it raw
>>674611017
eat it raw ozzy style, will settle for biting off head
jerk off on it then eat it whole
>>674612112
fuck
keep it
enjoy the smell faggit
Stuff the rat in your urethra
>>674611017
put it in a blender and make it into a smoothie. feed one half to the other rat, eat the other half yourself.
>>674611017
Make some kind of coffin for it, bury it in your garden with a headstone, let us role for what should be written on the headstone
>>674612080
rerolling this
>>674612198
Reroll
Put it on a hot dog bun and sell it on the street
Give it a blond wig and let it run for president.
>>674612179
roll
>>674611017
reroll for Viking burial
>>674612174
reroll
>>674612473
reroll
>>674612174
Roll
>>674611017
Saw this thread earlier
We had this thread 20 minutes ago. You're all wasting your time, faggots
>>674611017
Microwave it.
eat it fried
>>674612661
this
Chop it up and feed it to the other one.
jerk off on it then eat it
>>674612667
damn
>>674611017
put in blender and then drink it
>>674612080
reroll
>>674612179
come on
Eat its organs raw and then cover your dick with the carcass
Eat it ya fag
>>674612473
reroll
Microwave
>>674611017
Have it stuffed and keep it on your desk. Or you could make some nice earrings out of the paws.
Make the 4Chan space programme! Send that thing to space
Into the blender it goes
>>674612972
Yes, do this
Send him to Valhalla
Eat it.
>>674611017
Viking funeral
leave it there til the other one dies
>deal with the stench
Bury it in the ground.
We have a memorial all evening on /b/ for the based naked rat and send him off with a Viking Funeral.
Give his friend a snack that he likes in his time of loss.
1.:microwave
2.:eat
3.:throw up
4.:eat puke
Throw it at someone on the street.
>>674613011
Send him to join the frog. Maybe there's still some Oreos left.
Stick it up your ass
>>674613336
reroll soclose
>>674611206
This.
Bite its head off Ozzy style
>>674613445
>>674613336
O: Rawlin
>>674613399
Rerolling
burry it outside
>>674611017
HeIIo rato
>>674612179
roll for this
>>674613534
Rolling
>>674613320
reel4
>>674611017
Chew the dead little bastard like a bald piece of gum
>>674613336
Rat memorial!
>>674613605
Come on
>>674613603
satanic trips get
blender
>>674613655
Go go go
Roll lol
>>674613655
This one sounds good
>>674611017
Viking Funeral.
Bury the poor fellow
>>674611573
this
>>674613716
Roll for this
>>674613675
Let's do this one
>>674611017
suck its dick
>>674612179
Rolling for rat cannibalism
>>674613336
This idea but we blow up the rat to of been this really important rat and post it on newsites and tumblr to get empathy and start a big story over the rat.
>>674611017
bury rat with fist in ass
>>674613349
Rolling
>>674611017
viking funeral.
>>674611017
Did he have a name holy shit what a bad pet owner
put it inside your asshole
>>674613855
reroll
>>674613336
that was what I was going to propose...
>>674613819
Rolling
light rat on fire, leave in cage with other rat, kill other rat
>>674613349
Reroll
>>674613958
Come on
Lick it <3
>>674613953
It's a good idea, right? Everyone will be like "what the fuck is this rat shit on /b/" and they get btfo because it's a funeral and they're being assholes.
>>674613349
Rerolling
1-cum on it
2-blend it
3-eat it
one word. blender
Microwave it
>>674614086
Reroll
>>674613336
ROLL
Put it in a blender then drink it.
>>674613349
This!
Cum on live rat
Deep fry it, then eat it
Microwave it, pussy
>>674611017
Don't keep your pets in a fucking storage container.
>>674614100
damn, reroll
>>674611017
stick it in your ass
>>674613349
Rolll
>>674614086
Rollan
Lick it please
>>674614002
Rerolling
>>674614165
hey you leave live rat out of this
Put in toaster until crispy
>>674612179
roll
>>674613349
Fucking roll
Rolling for blender
>>674613011
Reroll for the ratto joining the froggo
Did the nigga die of natural causes or what? His friend looks spooked.
microwave it
>>674611017
Bury it with dignity because Rat friends are best friends.
>>674611017
>remove food from cage
>wait for other rat to get hungry
>film him eating his roommate
>???
>profit
Stick the tail up your dick.
Blender
>>674613336
Rollin
Feed it to the other rat
>>674613349
Cmon roll
>>674614137
ROLL
Give it a viking funeral while blasting I will always love you by Whitney Houston
>>674612198
Rollin
Blend it then paint your ceiling with that shit
cook it
Viking's funeral
You should dig a hole put it in the whole and light it on fire
>>674614221
Noooooooooooooo
Rerolling
>>674613336
This!
>>674611206
roll
rats are chill as fuck guys u dont fuck with a true nigga like u already know this rat was
Snip Snip
Hug him
>>674614391
>>674613336
ROLL TIDE ROLL
>>674614395
Roll
Don't be a faggot OP. Honor demands he sleep in Sovngarde.
>>674614403
this
>>674614420
420 reroll
>>674613349
I want that
>>674613011
Send it to 4chan's space station
>>674613336
Rolling but is OP even here?
>>674614428
Rerolling
Blend it up and put it in a balloon, fill rest of ballon with water so breakable on impact. Drop it on live rat.
>>674614403
roll
Put your dick inside of it
Invite friends family to his funeral
POST TIMESTAMP FAGGOT!!! ATLEAST DRAW ON HIM WITH SHARPIE!!!!
Lick its asshole
>>674614313
Rollin for this
eat it raw
>>674611017
4chan space program reboot?
>>674614555
WINRAR
>>674614555
winrar
>>674613349
Roll for this
You should boil it until it explodes and live stream it
>>674614555
Winrar!
>>674614555
Winrar
>>674614555
Froggy time
>>674614198
hallo rato
>>674614555
winrar
>>674614555
WINRAR
>>674614659
>>674614634
>>674614644
not really, unofficial man
>>674614555
Winrar its going to space
>>674614554
Fuck I'm always one digit off.
Is OP even here?
>>674614555
Winrar! 4chan space program it is!
>>674614555
He's going to space!
4chan space station. We need science
Ratto is going to go on a brave mission to save Froggo
>>674611017
We all know OP won't do anything. He has rats and obviously cares for them. He's just going to bury it.
SPACE PROGRAM REOPENED !!!! Now be a good little fag and go get a balloon op, its easy and fun.
>>674614733
How am I supposed to send it to space?
>>674613399
This is the winner from rerolls
>>674614555
Fucking winrar
flush it down the toilet
Helium balloons.....
>>674614907
Balloons!
>>674614907
By using the 4chan space program tactic?
Like the frog
>>674614907
Lots of helium balloons
>>674614907
Go out and buy some balloons with helium. The apply tape to attach the rat
>>674611017
Cook it for another rat to eat
>>674614907
Balloons, just like Froggo
rap in alumium foil and put in microwave
>>674614866
the fact he already just let it sit there in the cage with the live rat(s) while he took a picture is retarded, i doubt he cares about them that much. shame really when they make such great pets but autists will be autists
>>674614907
balloons and a little basket
>>674614907
make bigass catapult motherfocker.
Firework, it's 2016 now guys. Our technology has improved
>>674614907
Here newfriend
>>674615130
kek do this op
>>674611206
rolling for this
>>674614907
If you do it u are the hero of b for the next months
>>674615202
AGREE
>>674615443
This is reason enough
>>674614198
hello rato plz
>>674615355
Doesnt matter do u have a pet?
i don't have ballonn what do i do instead guys???
>>674615552
sacrifice in the name of /b/
>>674615552
OMG use a Chihuahua!
>>674615552
I have now way of obtaining helium balloons right now
>>674615605
Go out and buy some
You might need to get a few
>>674611206
This
Im sorry for you guys but op is no't the owner of the rat, and the rat isent dead
>>674611017
eat it
>>674615713
I fucking knew op wouldn't do it
Eat it.
>>674615667
Calm down, almost Satan.
>>674615796
Motherfucker!
>>674615796
I've been rused
>>674615796
rip bread, OP is a ngiger faggot
>>674615796
thanks for detective work
>>674615796
ur fucking stupid
>>674611017
shave off your pubes, glue them to rat, share photo of no-longer bald rat.
>>674615796
>mfw this was all for nothing
>>674615888
Witnessed.
Also, you fucking wasted your trips and made me miss mine.
4chan space program
>>674615796
you just posted it on your instagram dumbass faggot bitch
>>674616002
So, who is sending the Chihuahua to space?
>>674611206
Rolling for this
>>674615796
I feel... empty... betrayed
Why go on when /b/ has turned into a bigger cesspool of lying fags
microwave it for 5 minutes.
>>674616002
Trips has already been done and it's not even OP's rat. Not really wasted.
>>674616156
he just posted it on his instagram dumbass
>>674615796
it's dormiring eternally though.
eat it
>>674616271
No! I will not fall for more lies! Enough!
Fuck you OP
fuck you...
Put it in a fucking box, bury it in your garden.
>>674617334
one off, reroll
OP is fag.
>>674617364
Idiot
Thread is over you fuckig moron
Go suck dicks you fucking worthless faggot
>>674614198
hello rato!
bait.
>>674614198
hallo rato
