gf got a new rat and we need names
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gf got a new rat and we need names
>>674590575
Moose.
Because ice cream.
It doesn't matter, we'll give you a name like "Nigger Faggot Hitler" and you won't name it that because you don't like it and everyone dies a little more.
Kenny McCormick
Patat
Derik
Jőrg
dam
>>674590575
Greg
Jonas
>>674590575
Ishtar
>>674590745
if it was not bad and something more like>>674590697
then we would use it and she does like >>674590697
as a name
pisses on newspaper
>>674590575
Trips
>>674590930
its a pic from the breeder not one we took
>>674590930
It is still a puppy they cant hold their pee and shit.
Just dont feed them with a headset on they will chew on the wire and breal it.
>>674590575
Benjamin Goldstein
>>674590575
anon if your girl got a rat, you need to get the fuck out of there.
>>674590575
Thinking Rod or something.
Call it Rodney, then refer to it as Dave.
>>674590575
Plague Carrier
Smegmer
call it Ronnie
or this>>674591330
>>674590575
How old is it? from the looks of it it appears to be ~2 months old or so. & is it male or female?
op here i was thinking kratos
>>674591584
No.
>>674590575
Beavis
>>674591584
Fuck no
>>674590575
Does he bite you when you put your fingers out like that?
I found a wild vole an wild mouse, and they both bite me when I try to put my fingers near them. I can pick them up by their fur and then they squeal while I transport them to clean their bucket.
Will post pic in a bit.
>>674590575
Rato
>>674591549
girlfriend here. it's a boy and he is only four weeks old. wish he could have stayed with the breeder longer TBH
>>674590575
Name him "Mee-Mee"
you know, like "Meme"?
X D
>>674590575
Yuropoor
>>674592128
Tbh?
Fuck off, faggot.
>>674592227
Forgot the picture xD
nickkey. why? because its nigger with mickey combine
>>674591931
girlfriend: i have four rats total now and i've never been bitten. they're really gentle. wild animals, especially mice and voles, will definitely bite you though.
>>674591931
Shit. I've been gone 18 hours and they tore the place up.
They're both in the little hut on the left. Should I lift it?
>>674592128
As you have a cage mate for him he will be happy & should do just fine. make sure that it is another male, or you will have 10 more baby rats!
Name him rattata
>>674592128
WTF
Tits or gtfo.
Tits with rat and timestamp. Nao.
>>674590575
lil niga
>>674592497
That isn't a proper rat cage, they really need better ventilation if you live in an area that is 65 F+. Other wise they will get up getting sick or dying. Also they would probably like some bedding of some sort; I personally hate wood chips because they bug my noise, I suggest shredded paper.
>>674590575
Yersinia
Name that fucker gandalf
>>674592497
dump that shit out and let them go before they die, fool.
>>674590575
Name it plaguebearer
>>674591931
Rats are known to be very friendly as long as you have had them from a young age & handle them daily. Don't expect a 5 month old pet store feeder rat to be friendly & not bite because they most likely will.
Name it Smegma.
Smeggy for short.
Or Smegers
If I get 88 then kill it with fire
>>674593234
They shred up anything cardboard I give them as you can see.
>>674590575
xXku$hmast3r420xx
DRatz
>>674590575
Mouse
>>674590575
Colonel Cuckold
>>674591491
Helo rato
>>674594424
re roll quads
>>674593591
they don't have rats though. they have a wild mouse and a wild vole.
Hector.
>>674590575
Snippy McNodick
Stick him up your ass OP. If he makes it through your body with the help of the Frog King and Sparrow Prince then you shall name him Lemmiwinks.
>>674590575
Unfortunately rats are not pets they are pests.. Now perhaps you misspelled "pest" in your original post, and for that I will forgive you. But if you did not. Be expecting a visit from me, Rat Exterminator Ricky. You have been warned.
>>674594758
Rollin for this
snake food
>>674590575
doge
Aww I miss my little ratty poos, they make great pets!! You should name him after your favorite girl scout cookie or Pokemon or your favorite strain of weed like golden goat or Durban poison or tangerine haze :)
Harem
Who the fuck buys a rat as a pet? We feed the pet store ones to our Pit Bulls as a treat and a chance for them to rip something apart.
