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Retarded ugly bitch thinks I'm her boyfriend. Dubs decides

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Retarded ugly bitch thinks I'm her boyfriend. Dubs decides
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My parents died two weeks ago
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>>674580578
Roll
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I want to see your asshole babe
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>>674580264

I lost a bet with the hacker known as 4 chan, I need to blow my dog and post it. Dubs decided.
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>>674580264
Amanda, Im gonna be at your place tonight 9 pm
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>>674580735

Roll
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>>674580799
Dubs called it, now OP delivers >>674580264
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>>674580799
Winrar
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>>674580799

DO IT OP DELIVER
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Im on my way with a knife
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Hey I'm going to go stick my dick in a garage disposal, do you want to be there with me when I do it babe?
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I want you to fuck me with a dildo
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allahu kackbar
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>>674581345
neue rolle
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Send dick pic
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>>674581337
re
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>>674580578
roll
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>>674581477
>>674581491

samefag
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>>674580799

OP DELIVER
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>>674580264
Let me put a baby in you babe
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Amanda- I need you to listen closely. This is not a joke but a matter of life and death. I need you to go pick up a box of Depends adult diapers, a jar of mayonnaise (helmanns, not the store brand) a leather belt and a large darkly colored dildo. Preferably non vibrating. Put them in a bag, bring them to my job and leave them with my boss- make sure he knows that it's for me, he'll know what to do with them.
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>>674581345
kys
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>>674580264
Fuck cray night bae got zikia! can I fuck you without a rubber?
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Amanda- I need you to listen closely. This is not a joke but a matter of life and death. I need you to go pick up a box of Depends adult diapers, a jar of mayonnaise (helmanns, not the store brand) a leather belt and a large darkly colored dildo. Preferably non vibrating. Put them in a bag, bring them to my job and leave them with my boss- make sure he knows that it's for me, he'll know what to do with them

Rollin....
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>>674581783
Rollin for this
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>>674581165
>garage disposal

The only thing funny about that was the typo you raging goddamn faggot
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I hope OP is okay :(
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op wont do shit
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>>674582073
LMAOOOOO
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>>674580264
No tits cancer
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I will exchange memes for sex
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implying OP is gonna deliver anything

really is march break.
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>>674582381
This
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>>674582393
Confirmed OP IS A FAGGOT
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Sorry guys spaced out. Waiting on response
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>>674582656
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>>674582656
OP FUCKING DELIVERS
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>>674582656
"I did babe" is she like disabled?
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>>674582656
babe
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>>674582804

OP is using burner phone sending himself messages
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>>674582656
bet she has great tits
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Rolling for "I'm sorry babe for treating you bad for so long, maybe we can meet? I'd love to meet you somewhere for dinner, maybe you can get lucky afterwards haha"
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>>674582913
What makes you think that?
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>>674582947
re roll
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Still waiting on retarded bitch
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fuck off you disabled fucking whore
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>>674582804
She said she has ADHD or something idk but she looks retarded
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>>674583058

Fuck I rolled this, I want to see response, Im gonna miss meeting my lawyer.
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>>674583055
>>674583100

yeeeesssssss
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>>674583058
>Pls respond
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>>674582926
Or a nice mustache and chest hair
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>>674582804
She's not real
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>>674583135
Noone cares about your pathetic life you loser
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>ITT: marchbrek edgetard newfags falling for low quality shit like this..
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>>674583058
OP
i need you to tap on that picture of her.
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>>674580264
test
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Dude no one loves you, nice bait fag.
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>>674581783
rolling for this
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>>674583343
You don't wanna see it trust me I'm doing you a favour. Prolly the ugliest bitch I've seen in my life
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>>674583294

u mad bra
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>>674583058
You know, it's hatd for me to tell you tho, but I only like to have sex with dead women. If you wanted to have sex you had to act like a dead hooker.
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OP messages still not marked as read cause she prolly got no internet otherwise she replies right away.
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>>674583294
HAHAHAHAH
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>>674583322

Kill yourself
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>>674583294
>>pathetic life
>Posts in a get thread
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>>674583819

Probably a bernie cuck
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>>674583924
TRUMP 2016

Now get off the internet kiddo
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>>674581951
Rolling
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>>674582073
Haaaaaah
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Alright guys another retarded bitch. Dubs calls
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>>674584803
damn, she's really interest in you, OP
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>>674584803
what's your max bench?
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>>674584989
She used to text me none stop but I would ignore her so I guess she deleted my number or something lol
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>>674585144
Winrar
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>>674585144
Winrar
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>>674584803
nigga that respond cries that you are a beta faggot
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>>674580578
rollerino
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>>674584803
How's it feel to be such a huge fucking nigger cunt whore
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Bitch is literally retarded. Dubs
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OP still delivering
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>>674585811
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>>674584803
I said how much you bench you normie cunt
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>>674585937
fucking lmao
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are you free tomorrow?
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>>674585937
Can I suck your cock
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Dubs get
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>>674586136
I thought she didn't know who you was?
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Could you please send me your nudes?
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>>674586299
I thought so too bro
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>>674586136
Because you're a dumb nigger cunt, now act like the slut you are and blow me.
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>>674586345
roll
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>>674586397
rol
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I had sex with your mum last week, She likes anal. Dubs
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>>674586444
TRIPS BETTER DELIVER OP
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>>674586444
Check'd
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>>674586345
rorring
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>>674586136
im upset that i could never be with you. Ive been in love with you since the first time we talked. can we go on a date tonight? If you reject me i will end my life tonight.
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>>674586444
Trips don't count sorry( jk ) I'm not OP
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>>674586542
Rolling
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>>674586575
rolling
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>>674586575
roll for this
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>>674580578
rolllll
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>>674586575
Roll
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>>674586575
Roll
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Who said op won't deliver?
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>>674586575
roll
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>>674586575
Roll
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>>674586778
I almost did
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>>674586575
Roll for this
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>>674581783
holy Shit rollerino
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>>674586844
DUBS
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Send her this pic with the text 'Kids cant feel their face when i fuck them, but i love it'
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>>674586844
Where?
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She's tryna call me now. Gotta go to class tho I'll be back later tonight
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>>674583058
Jeb detected
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I want to eat your booty like a bowl of ass potatoes and gravy.
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OP=GOD
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Niggers are after your creamhole
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Your mum tastes better then you do
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>>674586575
Roll
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>>674583058
"Pls respond"
HAHAHA
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>>674580264
I think its best if we part ways forever
cause ur a slut
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show me your dirty cunt, I am begging you
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>>674589302
winrar
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>>674589302
Roll for this
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I want to be your boyfriend but before I'm going to commit all my time to you, you'd have to show me your vagina. Did you know that meaty vagina's give other people cancer?
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>>674590694
Roll for this
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>>674580578
Damn im sorry man
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I want to see your pissflaps you haggard cumbox
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