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rate my knife!
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edgy/10
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>>674576145
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>>674576145
Ban multi blade assault knives. no one needs one of those. Those are specifically built for murder.
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That black dildo turns me on
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>>674576372
>>674576933
I don't think this is the board for you, newfriends
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>>674576933
Is this saterizing the left's stance on guns? Because I think I agree that knives like that are retarded.
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>>674576145
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>>674576933
ahaaaa see what you did there!
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>>674577107
*tip*
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>>674577237
Welcome, newfriend.
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>>674577107
Yea /b/ro tell'em! We are all hardcore murders here. You better step up your edge new friend because here we all have three of em
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>>674577149
They are ridiculous like this assault rifle - 15
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>>674576145
Fag its the shittist knife going teviews are awful cus of its wank metal. Get a tom brown tracker knife
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> ask someone who found this pic recently on /b/ and is now pretending to own it anything
Gtfo fag
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Real deadliest knife

http://www.knifecenter.com/item/WIWASPKA/WASP-Injection-Knife-5-14-inch-Blade-Neoprene-Grip
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>>674577382
>>674577107
>>674576145
Autists
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>>674576145

and to had to the faggotry of such a shit knife to carry around, when you sheath it, it can also be used as your anal dildo
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>>674576145
This doesn't even look like a very practical knife. It'd be really heavy and bulky, for starters. Secondary, sharpening and honing it must be fucking nightmare. Blades are weirdly curved, which means it's probably an awkward cutter - and I don't think it would be that good for stabbing either, since the three-pronged blade structure would get stuck on metal elements of clothing and bones (try to stab someone between the ribs with this).

Wounds would be hard to seal - kinda? But I doubt this thing can cut very deep. This is the kinda blade that they advertise for idiots for "tactical zombie killing" and then prove how badass it is by cutting/stabbing a watermelon (which fit can be accomplished by a spoon or a metal ruler).
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>>674577949
Dear god that thing is nasty
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>>674578233

checked
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>>674578430
I just realized - it's impossible to cut deep with this thing because after you make a shallow cut, your cut will stopped by one of the other blades getting stuck on the skin. This design is the dumbest thing I have seen in my life.

The only thing it does is look intimidating if you find someone who doesn't know shit about knives - but average street thug will laugh you out. While stabbing you.
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>>674577949
>http://www.knifecenter.com/item/WIWASPKA/WASP-Injection-Knife-5-14-inch-Blade-Neoprene-Grip


do these ship to Canada?
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>>674576145
Weaknesses: cutting rope, cutting food, spreading peanut butter, opening packages, things you'd legally need a knife for.
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>>674578899
Injects a basketball sized ball of co2 into its target. A person would pop like a zit
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>>674579048
Dunno. You can take out a moose or bear with this thingy
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>>674579237
any tests performed on Land whales yet? or defense against female rapists
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>>674579090
you stupid? this knife is made to kill, nothing else.
that's like saying the weakness of water is that it's not flameable.

also, you believe OP got this knife? you realy that stupid?
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>>674577949
That looks probably more viable, if gimmicky - though I'm not sure why they didn't make it into a dagger since it's clearly meant for stabbing.

Still, it seems to have gained quite a rep and cops in UK arrest everyone with those on sight, so it probably is a real deal (even if only videos I've seen of it are using it on watermelons - freshly killed pig would be a better way to gauge things.)
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>>674576145
YOUR knife ... yeah right. lying faggot.
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>>674577949
Thanks for the intro to the wasp!
I need one of these for the back country.
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Just get a Hells Belle Bowie
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>>674576145
But how well does it slice bread?
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>>674576933
>SHALL
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>>674579617
>flameable
>you realy that stupid?
>realy?

are YOU realy that stupid?
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>>674580308
>NOT
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>>674579617
flameable? not a word fucktard.

also, where do you get that I believe OP got this knife?

suck a dick.
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>>674580653
>BE
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>>674578953
>average street thug will laugh you out. While stabbing you.

average autistic knife collector might see it as ridiculous, average street thug would just see it as any other knife and react in the same way either stab/shoot you or run away if not armed
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>>674579617
flameable...
realy...
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>>674576145
>Takes team of surgeons to seal the wound
>Bleed in mins
Either these surgeons are thinking in portals or you are getting stabbed in hospital.
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>>674580784
>INFRINGED
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>>674577658
What's an assault rifle-15?
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>>674581298
Is that Sarkeesian?
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>>674576145

fedora/10
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Well besides the fact that the knife sheathed looks like a dildo. I would rate 8/10
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>>674576145
>"Please note, blade steel cannot be specified as it can change depending on availability (information from Microtech)"

>"This is just a novelty item. No professional soldier would use this piece of junk. You know what you use your knife for the most when you're a special forces operative? Opening fucking tins of food. This is probably the most unwieldy piece of equipment ever."

I rate op's knife sage/10
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