Here lets play a game /b/. My names Phoenix Wright! Give me a case and I'll fight for your freedom /b/!
fuck you
We need to get rid of the dindus that are fucking everywhere. Help!
>>674569777
Oh fuck trips Alright I'll be your lawyer anon whats the case?
pizza is up your ass and it's not coming out!
wat do phoenix fag?!
>>674570007
We need to move them all to Africa or Mexico or who gives a fuck.
My name is Kramer
Cosmo, Kramer.
I went by starbucks café the other day, and I accidentally spilled HOT coffee on my legs, and got myself a hard burn!
Let's sue those damn coffee-merchants!
>>674569777
Holy trips! GOD WILLS IT
>>674570524
>>674570601
Alright Give me evidence so we can ban those aliens. And Kramer I'll get it so you get some new pants and you get some money!
>>674569608
Speaking of business..
I have REVOLUTIONARY idea.
Now here me out.. it's a coffee table-book about COFFEE-TABLES.
>>674570767
Will cuban cigars do for as payment method.
Please, don't tell me they are illegal, you can trust me, don't you know who I am?
I am Kramer from crying out loud!
>>674570767
Detroit. Run by dindus, for dindus, and it's a shit show. Atlanta, same. There are many other examples. They're a high-crime, low social trust people. They produce nothing of value, and have sucked away over $20 trillion in aid, all wasted.
>>674569608
I have a thug problem. He keeps kicking in the door to all my shit and wrecking it. He also keeps kicking my buddies' asses and throws his sword about like it's a fucking frisbee. I heard his street name was He-man or some shit. Any advice?