I get pussy. I'm talking high quality puss. You better start lifting if you want to get on my level virgins. I bet the only lifting you do is from your bag of doritos to your mouth. Girls at guys like you. Me and my gym buddies call guys like you betas. You better worship me you smug little fatties. Fuck you and your miserable life, faggots.
>>674554875
> Girls at guys like you
> Fuck you and your miserable life, faggots.
Pity you're an illiterate cunt, as well as being shit at baiting people.
>>674554875
> Google 'Gym Selfie'.
> Post it to 4Chan claiming its me
> Fall backwards off my chair into piss bottle
> REEEE and cry for mommy.
op is a faggot
Holy shit I know the guy in the photo 604
Why do you only have 5 abs?
>>674554J
Just post what town you're from and you'll prove that you're a little faggot who's probably fat
>>674554875
http://eldeforma.com/2014/08/21/hombre-se-ve-en-el-espejo-del-gym-y-empiezan-crecer-sus-musculos/
ok your right we are all worthless peices of shit
feel good about your self my alpha overlord
Lol I have a friend who just started lifting last year and sounds just like OP. My friend can lift a weight but can barely run a mile.
>>674557258
Thats a picture from his bulk. When hes lean you can really see how fucking shredded he is.
You're not alpha until you can run at least 10km at <12km/h without breaks
>>674554875
>be introvert
>lift
>get less pussy, because im now more intimidating
its mostly how open you are, also i know its bait, yadda yadda
>>674554875
>doritos
nigga even /b/ has standards
>>674554875
>gym selfie
>abs
>arms (sorta)
>shit traps
>shit lats
kek
>>674554875
Faglord
>>674554875
>no traps
>no lats
>shit triceps
>chances are no back delts
>shorts pulled down to shaft root
this is how to be made fun of by anyone who takes lifting seriously.
>>674554875
No thanks, your the dumb fuck whose wasted his youth trying to sculpt himself into a fuck toy for sluts. Kind of makes you look insecure. Also Im 35 and Ive seen what girls like that do to guys like you when their done. Child support payments if your luckey. Retro active rape accusation if your not. Also you'll get fat and old like we all do once you stop hitting the gym like we all do.
FUCK OFF CANCER BAIT
>>674554875
Post decent porn next time, faggot.
>>674556864
Underrated post
>>674556864
Only just noticed that. Top kek
>>674554875
Replying to bate but ... I'm pudgy, but I have the stamina of a horse, that goes down better than 'I look like someone dipped me in an action man plastic cast'.
Rumors of stamina spread, legs spread to check it out.
You also have four-point-five-pack
ASSUMPTIONS
>>674555577
Well it clearly worked on you. Good job being the Ubermensch here.
His phone looks like its just a case with an apple logo hole.
>>674554875
blow your head off, motherfaggot
Pull your pants up sub trash
>>674554875
all the effort went to the body huh? brain didn't get much
>>674554875
Dude I make a crazy salary. I doubt you get as much pussy as me.
Plus, I'm in pretty good shape for a guy who rarely works out anyways.
Kek, got on my level.
>being this beta and thinking that insane muscle fucking matters to women in comparison to money
You're a slave to your high quality puss
Working out is a waste of time
You're not going to protect anyone from a gun
Either the guy had an ice cold bath before taking this picture or he is trying to hide his small willy by building muscle.
>>674554875
Dude...where's your dick?
>>674560995
>>674560886
>>674560846
STOP REPLYING
>>674554875
oh
so sorry freiend
https://www.tineye.com/search/d43f10a4e422cd60ceb963dba4a8616674b0cae2/
>>674561160
Why were anyone bother to look at that you fucking faggot
>>674561278
I'm the middle comment.
The other two are other guys.
Kek.
>>674556777
Trips have spoken, give us your wisdom
>>674561487
There's always a reason why somebody would start building "extra" muscle.
>>674554875
is any one else disturbed by this guys 4 and a half pack?
>>674554875
>lifting gets you pussy
you better be working on your degree because money gets you pussy and happiness. lifting just gets you stupid looks from stupid people.
>>674561160
>not tucking your penis into your anus for storage
>>674556864
6 packs are too mainstream.
>>674554875
>puss
>fagget detected
>>674561924
Thats why i have a 12 pack
>>674562226
Impressive.
>>674560583
You mean untermensh you dumbo... Go lift a book and read. Faggot
These threads are so fucking dumb. I have an athletic body but I'm not decked in any way, and I get as much pussy as any gym faggot I know. 1/10 bait made me reply.
Does any anon have advice for a newbie? how do i avoid getting shitty uneven abs like op's pic? and if i do end up developing like that would it be simple to fix?