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Alright /b/.
Tonight I drank more than I ever have before. At the local bar I went to it has a $10 entrance fee plus any drink is $1 on Thursdays. So I had myself a 3 bottles of beer, and 2 shots of jack. I'm 5'5 and weigh in at 215 lbs.
How hung over am I going to be tomorrow morning?
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>>674519274
>3 beers
>2 shots of jack
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>>674519274
who gives a fuck, fucking hell /b/ has gone to shit
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>>674519274
Not at all, fatfuck. Also, why do you feel the cover charge is relevant.
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>>674520044
No goddamn clue, but I'm not really fat at all. I was state champ 3 years running in high school. Currently going to college on a wrestling scholarship.
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vitamin B-12 is your friend
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That's seriously the most you've ever drank? I had 6 beers tonight, and I consider that light. Usually if I'm drinking on the weekend it's at least 7-8 drinks. And I can wake up in the morning fine. Pro tip drink plenty of water leading up to before you drink, and drink water now, because it helps to hydrate you and lessen the hang over effects.
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>>674519550

Yup, kek

Dude, 3 beers, especially american beer, is like nothing at all. And 2 shots of jack. Well. That ain't a lot either.
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If you didnt eat anything with fat on it(a burger,fries, whatever) you are most likely feeling like shit, asuming you a weak liver for sure. Get some /b/-12 vitamin. Sleep tight bto
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Kill yourself
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>>674519274

if you can still type, you're going to be fine.
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I'd be more suprised if you were able to wake up at all in the morning. You should hospital asap
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>>674519274
You're a faggot. Straight up.
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Dont do it too much, I had a fifth of jack yesterday and I got about a 5 minute slight buzz from it. I found out I cant drink for a week or its gonna keep my tolerance and I cant be wasting money because I dont have a job ;.;
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>>674520275
Running to the fridge you fucking slob.
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>>674519274
If that gets you drunk you're an actual faggot. That's as much as I drink on a night I'm not drinking.
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>>674521557
Listen to the man.
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You're kidding right? I remember my first time drinking.
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How much water did you drink?
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>>674519550
this, are you a fuckin woman? I hate everyone
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Nigga 3 Beer?Thats a typicial breakfast in my world
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To the people giving him shit because of what he drank, you clearly don't understand how height and weight factor into drinking fortitude. We also have no idea how often OP even drinks so he might not be use to drunking as much as some of you drink, it's pretty common for short/overweight men to be lightweights. Granted women get drunk faster than men your height and weight play a role in it, OP is clearly pretty short for a male and pretty overweight (Unless that 215 lbs is mostly muscle) I'm 23 years old, 5'4 and weigh about 200 lbs but it's mostly FAT. I'm pretty fucking overweight and I got a giant ass gut to prove it, the thing is I don't drink hardly at all so I know if I drank what OP drank I'd most likely get a hangover or drunk.

I'm just saying you guys aren't taking any of this into account, not every male is a natural born drinker, some are lightweights and several factors play a role in determining if you are a lightweight. We all don't eat, sleep and breath alcohol and liquor..
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>>674519550
This
OP's a fucking fag
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>>674519274
Is that all you had? You should be fine. Just drink a glass of water before bed. I wouldn't worry about hangovers unless youve been eating/drinking something sugary
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>>674524833
>get a load a this guy
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>>674525931
>Presents logical/sound argument
>Rebuttals with "Get a load of this guy" meme
>Faggot

Welp we know you have literally no argumentative skills whatsoever, don't you have school tomorrow? Or are you faking sick to stay home on Friday? Pretty sure you should have been in bed 3 or 4 hours ago.
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>>674524833
Sorry, I don't take being a massive fucking faggot into consideration, because massive fucking faggots don't deserve consideration.
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>>674526209
>Faggot x100
>Being a faggot yada yada yada

That's literally all you stated, pretty sure gay people drink quite a bit actually.
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>>674526645
this fucking white knight
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>>674526752
I honestly don't give a shit what you say about OP, I'm just pointing out that none of you have a clue as to how getting drunk works and what factors go into drinking fortitude, there is a physiological/biological explanation to it but you're all just using the whole "WE ARE MANLY MEN AND MANLY MEN CAN DRUNK"

That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works at all. We don't all chug straight Everclear and shit everyday in the middle of the afternoon, that's called being an alcoholic.
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