ITT we act like civilized human beings. Roll trips we go ape shit. Dubs reset.
Hows everyone this evening?
Hello how is everyone doing?
>>674517067
>>674517093
I'm doing well this fine evening, how are you gentlemen?
>>674517093
In good
Hello faggot how was your day?
How do you do sir
How are you all doing tonight?
>>674517398
good. you?
Hi I'm paul
HERES TRIPS YOU STUPID FUCKING PUSSY. YOU PROBABLY WATCH MLP AND JERK OFF TO HENTAI LIKE A LONELY FUCKING DIPSHIT CUNT. I HOPE YOU REALIZE WHAT A TREMENDOUS FAILURE YOU HAVE BEEN TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. WHEN YOU KILL YOURSELF, REMEMBER THE ONLY GOOD THING YOUVE EVER DONE, THAT. If i dont roll trips itll be awkward.
>>674517690
Quit being a pizza, faggot.
How was everyone's day today?
>>674517690
I do say good sir but you are acting rather harsh. We're just a bunch of good lads tipping back a few pints and getting away from the missus. Why don't you join us in our jamboree?
>>674517230
I do believe that you sir need to relax. That type of language will not be tolerated in these illustrious boards
>>674517690
Awkwuuurd.....
Here, let me get that for you madam.
>>674517690
I would highly recommend a nylon rope when you finally decide to off yourself good sir
>>674517600
Paul, while I admire your dubs, I must declare my utter distaste for your resetting this post.
I will hug this bunny
>>674519110
Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! So close...you might want to just off yourself my good lad
*sniffs*
I have cancer
Ive been enjoying some fine scotch this evening. How about you gentlemen?
Even these dubs are not good enough to make you men go wild
Good day my fellow humans
>>674519692
I've been sampling some fine cannabis and knocking back some delighful bourbon. Tis been quite an exquisite evening
>>674519766
Quite impressive, predicting duplicate numbers. Good show.
>>674519766
I say, well done. In the parlance of the country, "checked".
Good evening, /b/
>>674520005
I myself have indulged on Guinness for it is St Patrick's day
>>674520105
I'll second that! Good show indeed
Evening, gents
>>674520176
Oh how I do enjoy the rich flavor of a cool Guinness. It might behoove anon to sample a Guinness with kahlua
Roll my good man
Niggers.
I hope all you lads are having a fine evening.
vote trump
Everything is okay
>>674520786
What about them, sir?
How have your days been, anons?
>>674520933
they suck and shod b swiggin from the rafters...vote trump
>>674521202
fine thank you....vote trump
Hi
>>674520837
Fine old bean, he is.
>>674521202
Marvelous, how about you, Anon?
>>674521395
hello...vote trump
>>674519564
I hope you get well soon anon
>>674519564
b4 u die....vote trump
Gentlemen, what do you think of our fine political situation currently? Do you think Trump will achieve his goal of office?
Howdy all
my good sirs, i certainly hope we get to go ape-shit soon, I am not sure I can continue to hold
>>674522044
i hope he will, i think its high time america is feared and respected around the globe. like hitler did for germany. ...vote trump
good day to you
I am loving this evening good gents!
>>674522044
i think it's fairly possible he could old sport.
also i must congratulate you on those paired numbers.
>>674522444
Oh. my.
>>674522444
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>674522444
OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING FUCKNUGGET FAGGOT BITCH NIGGER!
>>674522444
Fuck you all fucking nigger lovers
>>674522444
nice trips....vote trump
Hello, my fellow totally straight heterosexuals.
>>674522444
HEIL HITLER
Fags
>>674522444
Dirty trips nigger has killed the thread FUCK
I HOPE THIS HAPPENS TO ALL YOU FUCKERS
FUCKING ANARCHY!!!!!!!! FUCK ALL OF YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC LIVES
What a lovely night!
HAHAHAHA HEIL HITLER
>>674522444
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>674522567
your false emperor came to the wrong neighborhood.
I know a lot of people joke about rape and racism and all that stuff but for me, I wish every woman, innocent or not, was raped by a gorilla. And black people, well...
DEATH TO ALL NIGGERS AND KIKES I LOVE THE BIG BANG THEORY
>>674523610
>>674523655
This looks great
>>674523655
Greetings again gentlemen
>>674523943
That was quite a strange spell there wasn't it?
Ah, we're back? Goodie! I had made green tea I'm preparation for this spectacular moment.
>>674524120
Ah, excuse me, I meant in instead of I'm. I apologize.
>>674524024
Indeed. I'm quite relieved the tension has subsided.
>>674524120
My my! That tea does smell scrumptious. Might I have a tad?
>>674524236
Indeed for a second there I though I mayhaps spill my tea
What are you fine gents up to this wonderful night? Besides browsing this fine board?
>>674519351
>I will fuck this bunny.
>>674524224
No worries friend. Hostility towards a grammar error is a foreign behavior here at the lovely 4chan dot com.
>>674524306
Ah yes! Please take a napkin aswell, and be wary, as the tea is quite hot at this moment.
>>674524363
I am partaking in the usage of methylenedioxy methamphetamine after a roucus night of Saint Patrick celebrations.
>>674524456
Please watch your language, brother. And for the love of our Lord, please refrain from posting such lewd images.
>>674524456
I apologize my fine gentleman, but that form of art is not welcome in this very civilized vicinity.
>>674524456
My good lad you have great taste in pornographic material.
>>674524510
Oh goodness! It is as hot as a tuppence straight from the mint! I shall let it cool for a bit here beside me while I read the works of Socrates to my wife.
>>674524361
Oh what a tragedy that would have been my good man/lady. I hope you have a napkin or a TEAshirt close by to clean up the mess just in case! Hahaha I'm sorry sometimes I just can't pass up a good joke.
How is my fellow anon's day in the glorious Queen's country
>>674522444
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>674524823
As you should! Right now I am just reading my bible to my 3 year old, pale-skinned son.
>>674525106
Sir we have already gotten over this phase, please do not bring it up again.
>>674525072
I send you my regards from the United States! It is such a lovely night. A bit chilly but I have little to complain about.
>>674525137
How magnificent of you to start educating the young child in the ways of the Lord at such a young age!
>>674525106
Please sir, if you would be so kind as to refrain from yelling in such grotesque way, you disturb the order here.
>>674524605
>I will tenderly love this bunny
no penetration is as modest as possible
>>674525008
Oh hah hah! I slap my knee in delight for you, sir!
>>674525369
Goodness me! Is that a sedative dart in that poor animal's leg? How despicable!
>>674525334
Ah yes. The Lord's wise words are quite beautiful. Oh! My son has fell in to a deep slumber. I'm going to confirm wether the tea is still at a high temperature or not.
>>674525334
Good sir it seems you have gotten an off by one. I am so very sorry.
>>674525699
I have just checked mine, and it seems to have the perfect heat content! Ahh, the feeling of it slipping down my throat reminds me of the milk and honey that flows through the promised land!
eatan pizza and drinkan guinness. happy st. pattys
A lovely day isn't it?
My fellow Friends, where are the trips you've been rumoring about?
Might I say that while Furries do disgust me, I respect there rights to enjoy their fetish.
>>674525953
Spectacular! After a long and difficult day of taking care of my son and wife who is unfortunately suffering from a cold, I really wanted to talk and drink tea with other civilized gentlemen.
May I smoke in hear?
>>674526142
They are rare. Which is a swell thing I might add. For i fear the vile and grotesque posts that will undoubtedly accompany the mythical get
>>674526451
Yes you may
Gentlemen, might I inquire if anyone else is - ahem - hyped, for Overwatch?
>>674526142
>>674522444
Right here good sir, may i warn you that these fine gentlemen went haywire for some brief moments, until these good sir >>674523655
restored order, please pardon their sudden outburst.
>>674526419
Might I offer my deepest sorrows for your wife's sickness, friend. I do hope she begins to recover shortly. The devil shall not triumph over those who believe.
It's getting slow in here brethren. Join me in prayer as we ask the holy one to maintain this pace, for the thought of the barbaric and savage behavior that will follow the "trips" makes me shudder
>>674526550
Thank you sir.
>>674526550
I would like to congratulate you on a spectacular file name, good sir. A sensible chuckle I had indeed.
How is everyone doing?
gosh, I am extremely apologetic. I was the one that rolled those triples up top. I hope the chaos has died down now, i don't want that to happen again.
>>674527031
No worries kind sir
>>674527059
Check mah trips
>>674527059
Indeed, twas as if the plague had suddenly fallen upon all these good folk.
>>674527044
Quite well, sir dubs. And you?
>>674527059
It is quite alright good chap, the issue had been resolved.
>>674527182
Now fags
>>674527235
Good, baking a cake
>>674527237
I am sorry to be a "Debbie downer" but I would politely ask you to refrain from such vile language in the future. Once again I am sorry.
>>674527424
The look of that cake concerns me, sir.
>>674527424
That looks as much a cake as this does a clean keyboard.
>>674527512
Don't worry about the cake, I baked it for Donald Trump, it good cake
>>674527685
I believe this is a "sick burn". Well done!
>>674527685
Thank you
>>674527424
wow siree bobtail horse cake fly that is a nice pastry. anonymous member, you should bake professionally! :)
Oh my, what have I stumbled on here? 'Ello chaps!
So any games you looking forward to getting /b/rothers
>>674528094
I must say, that hat is quite smashing!
>>674527910
>>674527988
In case thou shalt want it for saving purposes, here is the matching mouse.
>>674528196
Other than Overwatch as I mentioned before, I'm interested in Dark Souls 3, while Mirror's Edge Catalyst has caught my eye as well! Additionally, I'll be trying Paragon later. Quite the lineup. How about you?
im realy sad an i want to kill my self, but im to coward for that
>>674527685
>>674528217
Oh dear, I feel a sickness coming upon me. Does anyone have some tea?
>>674528217
That's a lot of gamer gunk.
Good evening everyone. I see we're all doing well today?
>>674528055
I baked it for the Jews
>>674528550
Other than some sickness and a minor outbreak earlier, yes all is well.
>>674528449
Do not kill yourself, fine lad! There is much to live for!
>>674528446
Oh not much I just bought borderlands one and 2 for ten bucks on steam I remember enjoying the first on ps3 and saw that deal my friend
Boy howdy, I do hope that I get 3 numbers at the end of my post in a row so I can watch people lose their minds.
I sure hope my numbers don't cause a commotion, my good people.
>>674528875
I fear you did not get what you wished for. Do, try again!
>>674528875
With the amount of dubs patrolling this thread, I doubt minds would remain lost for too long.
>>674528988
Oh my good fellow but restarted everything
How is it going fine gentlemen?
>>674529172
I have indeed, sir.
Please move along everyone, everything is just fine.
>>674529111
I wonder how these fellows are managing to keep their sanity.
>>674529274
Just fine you say? How swell my good man!
>>674529311
They are too drunk to care old chap
>>674529311
Goodness knows, that if I were to abuse my body half of what those chaps do, I'd very well die!
>>674529105
You severely underestimate the lack of brain in this thread already dear boy, Once lost they are hard to find again
So this cuckold says to me, "Sir, you must pay a 5$ toll fee." What would you do, /b/rethren?
Oi
Tell me a story daddy.
>>674529719
>one day there was a man
>man was shot in dick
>man was dead
I say this is odd this is the longest I have seen a thread without that strange man in red and blue garmets spider-something was his name
>>674529816
That sounds painful.
>>674529884
slinger-man?
>>674529987
C'mon...
>>674529984
Good heavens!
anarchy
>>674530120
Why, the word itself sends shivers down me spine!
>>674529816
>>674530193
Me sir, that is the most disgusting thing I've seen in my life!
>>674530088
Hey this is a pretty nice thread.
Have you guys seen my rabbit?
>>674530370
Why yes sir, please, have a tea!
>>674530412
Afraid not sir
>>674530412
I must inform you I haven't, and am sorry for your loss, if hopefully temporarily. Best of luck, ol chap.
I smell something off fine chaps, may I ask where it's coming from?
My word this thread is a delight.
>>674530815
My god, it appears to be from the oven!
Fuck yo gay ass niggas
>>674530969
Forgive me I was still under the effects of trips my friends please forgive me
>>674530969
Sir, this language is intolerable. Please refrain from using such language in the future, chap.
Has anyone checked what was burning in the oven? Was it a trips?
>>674531261
No sir, doesn't seem to be.
>>674531122
You have been forgiven! Don't squander it!
>>674531261
No affraid another fluffy abuse thread poor things
Chaps, did you see the news tonight? Bloody exciting, I say.
>>674531261
I believe it was the pomegranate pie I was baking! Woe is me.
>>674531461
Poor animals, they don't deserve what they get. Except the ones who eat my lawn...
>>674530969
Excuse me, sir? I see no "trips" as country people call them here.
>>674531500
Afraid I've been here all night downloading borderlands 2 what happened
>>674531570
Pomegranate pie! How tasty! Is it burnt? Haven't had one meself in years!
>>674531640
All you need to know is the words "Bloody" and "Exciting."
>>674531711
I am quite famished two how about we all sit down and eat one together
>>674531855
Shall be a very tasty treat, haven't had meself a goo bite since, I believe, 7 in the morning!
Please help me contain these triple repeating digits
>>674532026
Sir you appear to have.........TERMINAL SINGLES
Very well then chaps, I believe I am able to salvage the center of this delectable pie. Come! Come, there is room for all at my fine table.
>>674532026
Why, sir?
>>674532238
I shall sit at your table! We will have a fine meal.
>>674532238
Thank you good man
>>674532238
I am interested, fine sir. What have thee?
>>674532229
MOTHER FUC... oh, wait. there's a 9 there.
My apologies.
>>674532428
-_- the nerve of those ill
Now! As we are all seated, what topic of interest shall we discuss fellow gentlemen?
>>674532602
The decreasing quality of ylyl threads mayhaps?
*cough cough*
>>674532745
Ah! Yes! 'Tis such a sad sight to see, Bananas, as far as they eye can see! The nerve of some people.
>>674532748
Oh dear the singles appear to be spreading quick check yourselves my friends
>>674532986
I agree and all the 9 gag reposts how awful
Very good sir!
>>674532745
It's absolute bollocks I say
>>674533091
Hmm quite the astute point
>>674533241
shits ass
>>674533241
Quite
Who else here /jeb4pres/
>>674533383
Jews don't exist
>>674522444
I WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD THAT YOU SHIT LITTLE CUM NUGGETS OUT OF YOUR TITTIES
>>674533383
Well in my honest opinion the German race did nothing wrong
>>674533383
THE FUCKING GOD DAMN KIKS
>>674533383
Sir this is /b/ not pol wait until trips to post that! Good day!
>>674533509
Clam down
>>674533383
I say! What is this anti-semetism? Have we not evolved past petty things such as race?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I'M BRINGING A GUN TO THE TEA PARTY TOMORROW
AND I AM GOING TO PURGE THE LOT OF YOU!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
My my the language itt has taken a turn for the worst. I will pray for you all.
>>674533683
My bad, I did not notice the dubs. Forgive me kind sir/maam
>>674533712
-_- get out or we will
Fuck
You
Up
>>674533712
Calm down good sir! May I invite you to our discussion of higher society?
I belive we should "bump" before we 404
Why hello there gentlemen, hope you don't mind me and my trips. We're just passing through.
This is the finest of kekles!
Someone enjoy this hearty fun with me.
Dear lord, look at the time! I must be going! Jolly good to chat with you fellows!
>>674535018
Goodbye friend, Have a good evening.
