Waifu claiming thread. Version 8.89
>New edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>dont pass out
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Yuno claimed.
>>674503800
Goodnight
Ayy
>Claimed
Claimed
I'm so lonely
>>674504044
The heck is that thing?
Appears this might be the last thread of the night.
>>674504035
Night'o
It's nighttime over here.
How're you feeling?
>Claiming a cartoon.
What do you nerds do when another person claims your "waifu", cry to sleep? Loser virgins.
Claiming
>>674503800
claimed
>>674504440
99% chance.
>>674504463
Sleepy, only reason I'm up is because I'm waiting for Daredevil Season 2.
>>674504504
We are actually just here to bait newfags like you into trolling.
Obligatory claim.
>>674504686
lol
>>674504463
Where you at? its nightime here at the west coast too
I miss Atago...
>>674504889
>We are actually just here to bait newfags like you into trolling.
I honestly don't believe that. The people on this site are pretty damn pathetic tbh f a m.
>>674505002
Who is this autist who does the unfunny hand posting shit? Go away loser. You aren't funny.
>>674505402
u r him
>>674505321
>tbh f a m
Back to >>>/soc/ you go newfag.
Stay there fam.
>>674504305
Villain of the week from a french cartoon.
I want to fuck this rock
No one can defeat The Champ.
>>674505402
>loser
May I remind you that you're also using /b/.
>>674505402
It may not be funny, but it is sadly fitting
>>674505508
Oh look, a loser who watches anime thinking I give a shit about being a "newfag". Sorry I haven't wasted my entire life on this site. I have things like work and school.
>>674505701
Jobless faggot that probably doesn't own a car and lives with his parents. :) keep hand posting though low life.
>>674504463
I get the feeling that you've been lurking for a really long time.
Would I be correct in assuming that you'd be right if you were to guess how I am right now?
>>674505756
Oh look a bait.
Quite cringe worthy tbqh fam.
Is anime
>>674505857
Taking out your anger on others doesn't help in the long run, just saying.
>>674505985
Everything is bait to the neckbeards on this site. Whatevs though, enjoy beating your dick till the day you die because you prefer fucking cartoons over real pussy.
>>674506193
>>674506193
>but but but it's not bait, I really am cringe worthy
Quite cringe worthy tbqh fam.
Claimed
>>674506634
Kek'd,
>>674506658
Sorry, I know you have autism. I'll let you win the internet battle bud. :) Now get some sleep, you still live with your mom so you have a bedtime.
>>674505402
>not understanding who Hand-kun is
How can you be this much of a faggot.
>>674505266
Northern.
(GMT-05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada)
>>674504889
I hope it comes around before you get too tired to enjoy it, Yuno-chan.
>>674505925
Yes, you would be. In fact, I believe that you'd call it a "safe wager."
"Uhu~!"
Miho claimed.
So i just found a baby mouse.
Claimed
>>674506826
I have a lot of bedtime with your mum.
>>674506932
Hi miho
>>674507036
Bruhhhh
you are literally 12.
My mother wouldn't be interested in a neet who watches anime, just sayin'
>>674506826
>implying this is a battle
>implying I'm winning anything
>implying I care
>trying to sound cool on an anonymous board
Quite cringe worthy tbqh fam.
CLAIMED
claiming!
>>674507150
Hello
You assholes are still awake?
>>674507304
You obviously do care, you're still replying. :p don't get mad.
>>674507257
>Bruhhhh
I don't think you're in the right place, Facebook is that way.
>>674507391
How are you?
>>674507451
Yes
>>674507358
Ms.Fortune is purr-fect
Claimed
>>674507451
Yeah, but it's filled with people who think they're trolls. You took a nap I presume?
>>674507326
Who is this?
>>674507465
Implying everyone doesn't have a facebook. I love when people say that as if it is rare.
>>674507451
No im a fucking AI
>>674507452
>implying replies mean I care
Ok, I guess I'll just stop replying to you if you want.
Still, quite cringe worthy tbqh fam.
>>674507451
sadly yes.
>>674507720
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>674507358
good choice
>>674507762
You just did bud.<3
>>674507651
I guess that's wat it became because i'm awake now.
How you doing? Newfags giving you something to laugh at?
>>674507580
>>674507760
>>674507872
Hello other members of no sleep club.
>>674507663
Hoshiguma Yuugi
>>674508059
Bed time? You mean 6am
>>674508059
>I-I'm not a newfag, fam! I've been using 4chan for a week now, just look at my pepe! LOL
Yeah, Spring Break hits hard I suppose.
Glad you're finally awake, I sort of passed out on my bed around 4 hours ago.
>>674507451
Sleep is for the weak.
>>674508412
>>674508309
Well i probably shit post until i think it's reasonably acceptable time to go to the library.
>A whole week? Wow you must be Mute. I'm only here because my mom's asleep and some kids at school dared me to come here.
>>674505621
dude me too
>>674508954
>library
its 1240am
>>674509232
Opps 1250
>>674509232
Timezones
>>674509346
I'm actually in the same time zone.
>>674509232
Ehh fuck it.
>>674508954
Eh, I just take naps a lot. Wish you would shitpost here more often, kek. Hope you got some work done at the library, no chance of getting shanked by those slaves of color there.
Glad to have ya back.
>>674504889
waiting for season 2 as well. Any clue when its gonna get put up?
>>674509803
From what I've read, around 3AM EST (my time) could be earlier or later, hopefully the former.
>>674509803
12am west coast time maybe?
>>674509633
Hope edgy white kids don't shoot up the place.
>>674510182
>I got a paper cut today
>Guess I better shoot up the Library
I'm sure you'd be fine, plenty of exits.
>>674510304
No panties and your good.
lay claim
Internet claimed
>>674510429
No exits when you're dead.
>>674510429
>you don't carry mein kampf?
>that's it.
I'll use human shields if necessary. About time people get in my way for my good.
>>674510700
I'll just come back stronger than you could possibly imagine.
>>674510304
I thought you went to bed?
obscure 90's waifu Elle Ragu claimed
>>674510471
>mfw I steal anon's waifu
>>674510700
I would not do that if I were you
>>674511014
Steal who's waifu?
She's a shit.
hey guys, i'm back.
How was every ones night?
>>674511235
I'm still alive so...
Shit.
>>674511235
Okay I steal his
clams
>>674511235
Its been going wonderful. How bout you.
>>674510816
>Hey, anybody else here read mein kampf?
>What? What did you say about mein kampf?
>reference
You use whatever you need to so you can get back here safely, most people are idiots anyway, they're being put to good use.
>star wars reference
My colored individual
>>674510700
I'm sure he'll make it.
>>674511129
Hey hey, an Akira picture. Haven't seen that in the manga, fan made?
>>674511380
His waifu a shit too.
>>674511129
Do what?
Kill your waifu?
It's her own fault.
>>674503800
Ur waifu a shit pal
>>674511366
no need to be so down, i'm here to help cheer u up
>>674511380
steal my waifu?
Bitches be jelly of my FOB's
>>674511545
it was pretty good, got two assingments done, one went very well and the other went alright but it's to the best of my ability. laying back and relaxing now.
>>674511547
hello hand
>>674511616
rude
>>674512080
I'm sorry, I just don't see anything in other waifus.
>>674512080
Such a good student. What are you studying?
>>674512396
Staying faithful to your waifu. I like you.
>>674511235
Painful.
No-one's fault, really.
It's just me.
>>674511547
There hard to find and no longer in print
>>674512080
Heyo.
>Where did all of the newfriends go?
Tenryuu claimed
Can someone wake me up inside?
>>674512396
it's fine, I think most of us feel that way to some degree, that's why these are our waifu's
>>674512403
I am doing an Honors BSci in geomatics (remote sensing and geographic information systems)
>>674512751
Huh, so that was an actual part of the manga?
Wat?
>>674512763
>can't wake up
>>674512763
>Can someone wake me up inside?
>>674511804
>>674512516
I wouldn't say faithful, it's more like sticking to the best waifu.
>>674512763
I have yet to find the secret.
Hello btw.
>>674512882
Fuck that sounds hard. Never was much of a fan of that sort of stuff. good luck.
claimed bitch
>>674513071
Why not claim the wife? She seems like a much more handy companion.
>>674513082
kill yourself
>>674513071
Fantastic choice, eustace has a heart of gold.
>>674512882
Of course, I'm sure most of you feel the same way and would jump at the opportunity for Yuno.
>>674512763
this guy beat me too it >>674512894
>>674513051
there are definitely parts that are hard but I love it, what is getting me is the statistics course, I had an A up until last week but did poorly on the last test and lab and lost 8%, need to get that back
>>674511804
Good job haft of Tokyo is gone because of you
Inaba claimed, she is mine.
>>674513476
Thanks for the new waifu anon
>>674513476
>half
Pretty sure my waifu destroyed 2 whole worlds.
Erica claimed
Is this still going on? Jeez sone of you have more patience than I. Unless these are a different bunch of threads, in which case I'm wrong.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQwkbRVqqxU
>>674513892
Not your waifu....... akira
>>674514051
Yuno is worth the wait.
>>674506907
>>674506832
I'm taking the best of all
>>674514204
Oh, my waifu can fix that.
>>674514051
Welcome back, Tats. Who needs sleep.
>>674514051
Hello again green.
>>674514285
She has some nice tiddies tho
>>674514051
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQwkbRVqqxU
Your doing it wrong.
Also hi
>>674514051
wb, waifu threads go until the wee hours of the night from what i've seen. this series has been going for at least 7 hours now
>>674514051
Hey Tats
>>674514263
I don't like being rude, but literal shit
0/10
>>674514263
New fone who dis
Im not sure what to do with this baby mouse
>>674515647
Adopt it or let take it outside. Your choice.
i've got a question for you guys. If you recieved 1 million dollars a year for 5 years with no restrictions on spending, where would you live, what kind of house would you get etc.
personally I would live somewhere outside (30-40mins) a medium to large sized city, get a nice big house for cheap, a pontoon boat for fishing and establish a contracting firm to work part time taking the contracts I like.
>>674515647
Love it forever
mugi
>>674515815
I found it outside shaking.
>>674515897
Maybe if it lives.
>>674513338
>>674513082
>Samefag
>>674515647
Either look up how to raise on correctly and give it all of the required shots it needs. Or just give it to a vet or a more capable owner. Idk.
>>674515839
I'd live in a fairly small house that is extremely cheap. Live out the rest of my live in luxery, gotta make your surroundings.
>>674515839
I's spend a part of the money on useless stuff, a cheap and nice house, a car which isn't too expensive (no Ferrari), and the rest are some savings for bad days. And maybe starting my own small business
>>674515839
I like the woods, but i'd like to be within 20 minutes of a town. Fuck cities, nothing, but trash there. Near water.
>>674516335
that makes sense, that's why I would like out of town where everything is cheap. if you prefer living in the city/suburbs though this makes complete sense.
Would you go back to school for anything? thinking on it I might go back for history to keep me busy and because i love the material
>>674515839
So you got 600k you want to loan me? Then the yearly taxes on top of that?
>>674515839
Still in some suburbs probably. Just a normal ass 2 story house cause I like being lame and normal. and just spend the rest of my money on gaming shit and making my home comfy. I'm a boring person
>>674516564
agreed with the cars, they lose their value so fast and expensive cars are just more expensive to fix.
What type of business would you start?
>>674516694
I agree with the cities thing, I've lived on the edge of the city but owning a cottage my whole life with the rest of my family living in the country and i 100% plan to retire there. I just hope my wife(u) will be as excited about it as I already am
chiaki claimed.
>>674516783
Well my job is more of a career/passion. I'll probably try to learn more about it and do it for fun. Aside from that, not really.
>>674515839
i mean the logical thing to do is buy a lot of shit you like until you're done with a list. then put it in a bank account and invest in real estate.
>>674516900
this is some shady back ally deal, keep it in a bank account in sweden or the camens or something :p not axes deducted because it isn't considered income, you just have it (this is all hypothetical). if it makes you feel better choose a sum of money that ends in 1m/year after taxes
>>674517061
hey man there is a lot to be said about living a comfortable life not having to worry about debt. the suburbs are nice because you're close to all the stores you need, but not nice because they are all superstores rather than a nice mix of large have all stores and niche family run stores.
>>674517142
I thought about a small IT service. You know, driving to old people and want 50€ for turning their printer on. And i can save a shit-ton of money due to taxes, which gives me more money. It's a win-win for me.
>>674517656
I like it! hopefully they won't be the grumpy old people though and you can hold some conversation while fixing their problem, I find non angry old folks to be some of the most interesting people around
>>674515839
no idea
Claimed
>>674508176
Thanks anon
>>674518102
If dubs I steal
Claimed
claimed
Tits or ass?
Pic not related.
Sonic Meat claimed
>>674518056
dream on it, how do you and your waifu want to live for 5mill over 5 years, but if u spend wisely you can live as an upper middle class for your life
>>674515839
to build on mine I would probably play the cello more and get back into painting since I havn't done any since highschool, find my inner Bob Ross
>>674518782
Tits ironically that shinoa doesn't really got any.
new thread when???
I can make it -Miho
>>674519725
whenever someone makes one, I will in a second if no one else does. version 9 yes?
>>674519725
when its deleted most likely
>>674519799
thank you miho
- kaori
>>674518782
Ass
