Egg or chickenWho came first?
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Egg or chicken
Who came first?
I used to know the answer.
>>674488885
eggs predate chickens by almost 500 million years
>>674488885
Chickensaurus
>>674488885
Obviously the egg dumb dumb
I came first. My girlfriend was unsatisfied.
God created the chicken and it laid eggs.
>>674488885
Chicken came into egg, then came chicken.
The chicken created god so the egg came first
>>674488885
The fucking chicken, how is this even a question.
Eggs need to be incubated to survive, a random egg in the wild wont make it. A chicken had to sit on it to hatch.
>>674489379
/thread
>>674489138
But then, who is lay egg?
>>674488885
Eggs because all life started out as a single cell organism. There is no magical being in the sky that created all that exist because up there is space not heaven
>>674488885
The egg would have been laid by an animal that was not a chicken. But a chicken would have hatched.
>>genetic evolution basics
>>674488885
god made monkey
god made mankind
god rested
man fucked monkey
monkey fucker sodomized other men
OP dies of AIDS
RIP in peace
>>674489379
Guess you don't believe in dinosaurs?? Or aquatic life that predate chickens?
>>674488885
The egg. Over generation of mutation and evolution, the ancestor of chicken evolve into what we know today as chicken. The egg is because mutation happen during the stage of fertilization. Now if the question was whether the egg or the ancestor of chicken came first then the answer is I don't fucking know.
Which came first, the human or the fetus?
This question is invalid.
>>674489455
some fucked up mutant thing
>>674489605
This. Thanks for saving me a lengthy explanation.
both
Jesus
In general, the egg.
Specific to chickens, the chicken, as a hen's egg requires a special enzyme to form, which is produced by the chicken.
Due to evolution, the chicken came first because specific material used in eggshells is found in chicken ovarian DNA
Yeah, science
>>674488885
Chicken. I hereby declare that you all of you shall repent for your sins because God is watching us
>>674488885
>>everything evolved from single cell organisms
>>Therefore what eventually became the chicken came first
This is only a "paradox" if you're a religious person.
>>674489209
thanks for the chuckle mate
Egg came first
google speciation
A bird laid a egg with a genetic mutation, the bird with that mutation reproduced, eventually over enough generations those mutations became diverse enough that is next egg is no longer the first species and now a chicken.
>>674488885
The egg, because birds and other egg laying creatures laid eggs long before chickens were bred into existence by humans.
>>674488885
Quad.
Since the chicken is the egg. The egg that started the chicken , was a mutation from the one who laid it. The first one not near enough to be called a chicken but genetically it spawned the start of chicken society.
>>674489723
"chickens were the first beings on planet earth."
-Chikkenz 3:17
>>674489379
Human beings bred chickens into existence just a few thousand years ago. Even creationists recognize this.
>>674488885
I came first
>>674490183
You are retarded
>>674488885
trick question, godzilla came first
Chickens were bred into existence by crossing captured wild birds to make a domestic animal that can't fly away. Just like modern turkeys, except the ancestors of the chicken weren't referred to as chickens.
>>674491460
What movie is that from?
That'll depend on what is your definition of chicken.
Well. . .It's like this. . .
The Chicken laid back on the bed puffing a smoke and said, "I guess we settled that one!"
>>674491571
>>674491531
no clue, i just like the pic
>>674491605
Pedophilia joke, disgusting!
>>674488885
God laid eggs.
The chicken, eggs can't ejaculate you fucking inbred.
>>674492322
>eggs can't ejaculate
Neither can chickens. You need a rooster to fertilize a chicken.
An egg is defined by its contents.
A chicken would be hatched from a chicken egg, therefore the egg came first.
Q.E.D.
>>674492725
>>674489455
Mutant dinosaur chicken like bird. Faggot.
