For vengeance against a neighbour,
I did something like this, but I hammered a nail to the tire so when the car moves, the nail will further pierce the tire.
Does /b/ think it will work?
do something like this
>>674482824
The thing doing the puncturing has to be hollow to allow air to escape. otherwise it'll be a slow leak.
>>674482824
Sidewall is better,. tire has to be replaced then
nail holes are easy to repair, maybe cut the stem off.
>>674483645
what can you stab a tire with that's hollow?
>>674483827
2nded
>>674483827
>>674483645
but it will need repairing, certainly? I just want to fuck with the person a little. Make they angry.
>>674484705
Yeah, you can't patch a sidewall puncture
>>674482824
Just put rocks in his hubcaps, will drive him nuts and cost him a good $65 at the mechanic and make him/her look foolish.
also not criminal
>>674484845
I dindu sideways, I did liek in the pic
>>674485042
wrap a trash bag around his muffler, stinks like mad will never get the smell out, smokes like mad as well but not till the car has been driving for 5 min
>>674485042
interesting!
will try that tomorrow. a lot of little rocks or a couple of big ones?
Lick the back of gummy bears and stick them to he's car, will peel the paint off when he picks em off leaving lil gummy bear shaped paintless spots everywhere
Pour sugar into fuel tank
Report him for littering out of he's car window.
Syphon he's fuel for your car every night for a week or so
>>674485275
they will see that
>>674485402
What an interesting use for gummy bears...
>>674485402
>Pour sugar into fuel tank
I'm told that and sand does not work...
>>674485402
nice, does it have to do with the sugar in the gummy bears reacting with the paint or some such? put fish oil in the rubber seals along his windows. will stink for life
All you have to do is angle a nail or screw at the back of a tire. Wedge it a little so it doesn't come loose. Then when they back up it drives the nail into the tire. I've done it before. Works every time. Small nails will cause a slow leak and a costly inconvenience. Larger nails or spikes will immediately blow the tire.
>>674485711
I just googled it, and it says that is better to use cups of wáter because then the gasolina floats and then the car would have some major problems
>>674485402
None of these will work.
rice in the gas tank
maybe you can grow up.
>>674486074
that's exactly what I did. thank you for confirming it works!
>>674485295
depends what kind of sound you want. loud clunking or obsessive rattling
>>674486353
it would be the better option, but I can't have peace without revenge. I do understand how pitiful I am.
>>674486540
thats one big american flag
>>674486540
noice! will do that, thanks based anon
Rub mercury into the aluminum wheels so they disintegrate
>>674485571
Wedge the bag between the muffler and the undercarrage... Unless they inspect the underside of their car each time they get in it, it will go unnoticed. If done right, they may think they ran it over and didnt see it, and it got stuck.
>>674485711
I know a guy got sugared and it works
the gas turned into black stuff as hard as stone
>>674482824
if you hammered it in the middle you didnt do shit cause it will cost him $10 to have it repaired at Wal-Mart
if you want to really hurt him you need to gash the sides or somehow put the nail near the edge of the tire so it can't be repaired.
I work at a Wal-Mart Auto Center
>>674486766
thank you, will improve my method next time
>>674486736
The sugar is supposed to clog the fuel injectors but it just doesn't work. We tried this method to blow up a junk car.
>>674486673
>>674485042
we use to do that to the cop cars when kids
use big rocks so its loud and we can hear the cop cars coming
>>674486736
sugar doesnt desolve in gasoline
t. mythbusters
>>674487078
it takes two weeks to a month to setup
this worked on my stepdad. he had to get towed and was late for work
>>674487271
no it turns rock hard
also mythbusters is TV , they do not have physics degree's at all you know?
>>674486684
Is that a cathodic reaction?
Another easy option is to puncture the gas tank. Most modern cars have plastic fuel tanks. Just take a semi quiet battery operated drill and make a quick hole in it. 2 seconds of your time and they're buying a new gas tank.
>>674483367
this is GLORIOUS!
>>674487622
making noise drilling a guys gas tank is a good way to get yourself shot on his driveway.
>>674486766
See all this still leads to vandalism charges... if you REALLY wanna fuck with them get a tire valve stem core tool, you unscrew the core the air is let out of the tire, replace valve core, repeat 3x. You haven't damaged anything on their car or tires, you've just let the air of the tires. They'll either drive on flat tires and ruin them, or they'll have a really long day having to go and refill and remount 3 tires before getting the spare on. Fair warning tho it does make some noise.
>>674487504
>this
what?
>>674487869
This guy has never removed a valve core. It's loud.
Hopefully this isn't about me or my car.
>>674482824
caltrops
>>674487622
I think the point of the exercise is to make it seem like it was a random twist of fate... Not clearly leave evidence of a malicious act.
>>674488104
yep
>>674486735
hmm... seems to have potential, thx
>>674482824
This will be inconvenient but a small cost. Slash if you want him to actually have to buy a new tire. Even better put water in his gas or sandwater to really fuck everything.
>>674487977
>>674487869
"fair warning tho it does make some noise"
why you gotta be a cunt. he said it was loud
>>674488104
I really wish Walmart tightened those wheel bolts more better.
>>674487977
As an anon who knows nothing about working on tires... if the tire is deflated, can the core be removed quietly?
If so, a small ball bearing in the valve cap can let the air out rather quietly, then remove the core and take your ball bearing with you.
I've used the bearing trick to deflate people's tires before... because I'm an asshole.
Egg in muffler is a good trick put it right at the tail pipe and knock into the muffler so it breaks open in there. It will rot and stink everywhere he drives.
>>674488491
the problem would be how to open the tank's cap
>>674488888
WITNESSED
>>674488888
checked m8
>>674488888
Depends on the type of car. I drive a 2014 Cruze, all you do is push on the gas door to click it open, and there you are.
>>674482824
Fuck you nigger. I hope karma fucks ur asshole
>>674489108
the cap in question has a lock
>>674489164
>>674489227
Well, then that no longer becomes an option...
>>674483919
A straw you faggot
What about loosening the radiator hose from underneath (if you can get to it). If you loosen the connection, it'll blow off and force them to stop. If unskilled, they need a mechanic to repair it.
>>674488525
Thank you.
>>674489583
will check that, thx /b/ro
>>674488693
actually thats even better, what that ball bearing is putting pressure on to let the air out is the tire valve core. The reason it would make noise is cause you obviously would have +30 PSI of air out in a second. Pic related
>>674483367
Things that never happened.
>>674490404
please tell me more ways to deflate a tire without fancy equipment
>>674485042
>hubcaps
It's 1974.
>>674490733
If a small ball bearing is unavailable... find a pebble small enough to fit into the valve stem cap. Test it, if you hear the air hissing out, success.
>>674490733
Well the removers run like $3 at a parts store
>>674488829
Carbon monoxegg poisoning.
>>674482824
Maybe be a man and beat your neighbors ass or confront them instead of little kid shit. Lolfaggot
>>674488888
Checked
Something like this. give the air a place to escape
>>674494202
What is this and where can I buy a few handfuls of them?
>>674482824
Just fucking drain his oil.
>>674494571
It's called a caltrop.
>>674494571
Doubt you could by them. You could make them if you have the material. Get some small gauge hollow steel tube, bend it at a 90 degree angle, sharpen both ends, weld them together just like the pic, kind of looped around each other's center if you know what I mean. If you don't have a welder, you go your local hardware store and get some JB Weld, that shit is strong.
>>674495314
or this
>>674495400
nails bent together, although not hollow, are almost as effective, and the best part is you can scatter them rather than place them and theyre still effective.
if you have something to generate a lot of heat, some tongs and a hammer, you can bust out a few dozen in short order
>>674495727
It's been tested, they are far from "as effective"