>2016 >not being gay So tell me /b/, why aren't you
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>2016
>not being gay
So tell me /b/, why aren't you making your life 10x easier by playing for the same team?
>not dealing with female bullshit
>getting to fuck almost every week, multiple times
>everyone's always horny
>marriage is legal now
>job giving you a hard time? sue for homosexual discrimination in the workplace, insta-cash
>nobody can argue against you
>actually having a sense of style and class
>girls love us
>guys love us
>tighter holes
>less stress
>no bullshit
Wish I was gay, but it's not a choice
>>674483287
/thread
>>674482335
I'm married, and it would complicate my life needlessly.
I can't look at an other man's hairy butt hole and find love.
>checkmate faggot
AIDS
Social Stigma ( look up Mathew Sheppard, dumbass we all don't live in gayifornia)
queers are worse drama queens than women
>>>/lgbt/
back to your containment board, homo
It's teh current year
>>674483287
This
Because being a homosexual is gay.
Because I'm a man with traditional values, you degenerate
Because my team is a sausage fest
uncut is superior
prove me wrong
>>674482335
>why aren't you making your life 10x easier by playing for the same team?
I have a vagina fetish, and I'm very picky about what kind of vagina I like.
>>674484912
Ugly as fuck so no chicks wanna touch it
>>674482335
Don't like dicks.
>>674484152
>can't look at an other man's hairy butt hole and find love.
Brilliant and relevant.
Also,
>>>lgbt
>>674485033
nope you lose cutfag
>>674485226
Dude it's fucking hideously ugly
Mine is much nicer to look at and touch
>>674485843
prove it
>>674485843
>>674485226
>showing each other your dicks
>lol we're not gay
>>674486133
i never said i wasn't gay
