anon,why are u unhappy ?
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anon,
why are u unhappy ?
i want Anal with my Girlfriend ...she dont like it what to do
http://imgur.com/kRvX6zR
'when the world is sick, can't no one be well'
cuz I can't find the webm with the cosplay chic that's getting her face grabbed
My brain is underdeveloped.
I need more sex
I need better friends
hate my relationship, parents disowned me, don't know what i'm doing with my life, alcoholic, think about an heroing everyday
Probably because life is a joke. And its one of those shitty ones that just drag on.
>>674482635
This, I hate city life as well. I cannot even get in my car at 4 in the morning to get to work without waiting for the constant fucking traffic all hours of the day down my street
>>674481500
Because I am a 30yo kissless virgin with no job, no money, no prospects in life.
I fucking hate my relationship right now. They want space, I want to speak to them. It's fucking infuriating.
Slow break up incoming.
i dont have nudes of erica polar bear
>>674482221
Source of that webm ?
>>674483610
How do you live? Ie. Income, shelter, food, pass the time?
I've never been in a real relationship and the only girl I ever really cared about didn't love me back. That, combined with social anxiety and tendencies to want to be "the girl" in a relationship. And sometimes I wish I were a girl.
So basic /v/ and /b/ stuff.
I have shizoid personality disorder
>>674481500
Ex girlfriend who became a junkie fairly recently told me she is likely pregnant and its mine. Fuck my life
I have erectile dysfunction and I'm 21.
>>674483628
>Slow break up incoming
This happened to me. Prepare for the worst time of your life friend.
>>674484214
I still live at home with my parents, they support me. Mostly because I have the same problem as this guy >>674484928
>>674485618
Oh I am. We're meeting up Monday and taking "baby steps" they deal with stress badly.
It's killing me inside tbh. I just want to end my life so it all goes away.
Because I have no friends. Literally none. Not a single one.
I'm all alone.
Why don't I have any friends?
>>674485903
You keep saying "they".
>>674481500
Cant find a girl to piss on me while i jerk off.
>>674481500
Truthfully, because my penis is about half the size of that one
>hard to make a girl happy when you can't fill her up
I am happier than I have ever been.
Life treats me like shit.
I have to fight and struggle and bust my ass to get by every day.
But when I get home, my wife and my little girls all love me, they give me the strength to keep going and make all our lives better.
I had a rough life, and I am going to make damned sure that my kids never have to go through what I had to.
>>674481500
Bitch i want likes best friend, tomorrow i am going to a party in wich both are in, he is probably gonna fuck her while i get drunk with low level chicks
>>674485972
What would you rather I say? It's one person if that's what you're confused on, kek.
>>674486061
Same for me, but with shit.
>>674481500
cuz no weed
>Stuck at home
>21,000 words worth of essays to do in 2 months
>All my friends are moving away
>Last 4 girls I asked out rejected me
>Got money to travel but no one to share the experience with
>generally feel lonely
I say this, but hopefully after my essays I'll be moving out and going out a lot more again. Meet some people, see my friends far away. I do have a date lined up through Tinder with a crazy pretty girl so hopefully that will happen too
things are shitty now, but after these fucking shitty essays things will get better
>>674481500
Because I'm alive and life in itself is pain
>>674481500
severe depression since I was 15, I'm 27 now.. very smart at young age made me see how fucked up the world and society is. socially awkward. had very few relationships.
last relationship lasted 3 years, I thought for sure we would be togheter forever, still managed to fuck it up. then lost job, started smoking.... my ex moved far and doesnt even talk to me anymore, now all my motivation is gone and realy i don't give a shit...
>>674486118
/b/ro it's happened to me. Truth is you can't change what a woman wants. You have to move on and stay strong dude
i'm having a hard time getting employed again and need to get out of the house.
i need something to look forward to.
i need money.
I'm not sure why, my life is great
>>674485350
like can u not even get hard when u jerk off alone or when ur with a girl?
I don't see the point in being alive.
>>674486569
Then why live?
>>674486356
>21,000 words?
That's like maybe 3 hours worth of work, at most, taking breaks...
Fuck, man... maybe you should find a line of work more suited to your intellectual capacities...
it seems like 4chan is a suicidal gathering half the time
>>674486115
Good one. Swellfag
throwing up, existential dread, ~feeling~ all night long, run out of cigarettes
>>674486356
That works out to about 350 words a day... That's not a whole lot. You have money, and you need to practice your social skills and maybee improve your looks a bit. Quit beeing a bitch
>>674481500
poor as fuck, no one giving me the culling http://steamcommunity.com/id/pisitaaa
>>674486667
Cause I'm afraid of death.
>>674486115
too afraid to have kids for that reason.
Just told the girl I want to love for the rest of my life that I wanted her. Got rejected like a fucking beta.
>>674485903
>its killing me inside
Same for me /b/rother. As for "baby steps" be prepared to be ass-blasted for the shit you've done wrong recently. Good luck, m8.
>>674481500
Because you have dubs and I can't have dubs.
>>674486825
fuck off this isn't a begging thread
I have clinical depression and anxiety not taking meds anymore should probably get back on them...Somehow still a narcissistic asshole
i get bored of everything too fast.
>>674486514
Fuck off until you learn to type, faggot.
>>674486940
Every time I do one tiny thing wrong they just sit on it and take it out on me later. Never tell me at the time so I can correct stuff. My anus is prepared.
>>674486903
plenty of fish
Cuz webms dont work on mobile
>>674486957
you fuck off autistic niegro
>>674481500
For the first time in years I am happy. First step was distancing myself GREATLY from all women, the next step was to party my fucking tits off. Working prett gud so far.
>>674486432
Shit /b/ro that feeling when you see them together all happy and shit, while you are in the back just watching, feels like it eats you away one piece at a time
>>674487112
>>674487112
Still makes me quite upset
Because im a beta fag and it could be statutory if I got with the girl I like...
Because my dad had a stroke two months ago, and I've been taking care of him and working full time. Started affecting home. My fiance is always mad. I'm spending money on his bills and can't put in as much at home as I was. She's full time too and the bills are taking a toll on her. Add on that my fuckup little brother getting evicted and having to move him out of his house and help him out while he can't get his shit together.
The stress is killing me. Drinking too much, smoking too muchand taking energy drinks and shots to keep up. Haven't been happy in weeks.
>>674487169
no youre a stupid piece of shit, this thread is to talk about why we are unhappy. go get a fucking job before donald trump sends you back home
>>674487159
For Android, they play in chrome or mxplayer or the clover app if you get it from their website.
For iPhone, chrome probably works. Not sure
>>674486764
>>674486706
I can chat shit on anything, I did an entire civil war essay on it. Got 32%
I did a 2000 word one tonight in 2 hours. It's not the writing, it's the research I've got to do into it, all the book referencing and sourcing and that takes so much fucking time. 6 different essays and a dissertation, that's the 10,000 words. Again, it's all the research on all the topics before hand.
I'll be able to do it and get it done, I just don't feel like I can truly enjoy myself until all this crap is behind me
>>674486764
To be fair on looks, one of the girls I asked out ended up dating a kid who looks like he's from a 2005 era emo band.
Still in love with a chick I dated like 7 years ago. Married now. Can't understand why
>>674487384
shut up you stupid bitch, instead of whining about why you're unhappy go do something about it
>>674487083
Do you struggle to get a boner when you are by yourself, or just when you are with a prospective mate?
>>674481500
gina gerson
still looking for the specific video
>>674485883
I'm glad they do. I avoid social activities because I enjoy being alone but that's not an excuse. Find something you enjoy and get good at it. I spend my time disc golfing, playing guitar and doing math. I also have a job, not that I enjoy interacting with with anyone but because supporting yourself is a part of life. The world's not fair, tis a rather shitty place. Stomach it and force yourself to be social when necessary. We're all just people stuck here and eventually, it won't matter. So what if its awkward? It'll be over before you know it and on to the next. Ultimately, find makes you happy and pursue it. Socializing doesn't have to be a part of the equation.
And if you haven't, smoke some weed. At least try it. I'm not happy because weed is illegal and my job drug tests for it! Also because I'm not financially independent. In time though, I'll support myself and be able to disc golf+smoke bud as I see fit.
>>674481500
Because I've just realised that I'm in love with a girl that I don't think I can ever be with
>>674487111
Also, a few weeks afterwards prepare for them to either: 1. Take the blame and want you back. 2. Fuck with you and tell your friends rumours. Or 3. Pretend you didn't date.
The best course of action in this scenario is to let it all happen, there isn't shit you can do, just sit back and watch the shitstorm approach.
>>674487367
You need to find a more long term solution or you're going to burn out and fuck everything up.
>>674487559
instead of posting your steam account like a poor little cuck, why don't you go make some money to buy your shitty game? god damn you are autismo
>>674487559
fuck off, we dont need you on 4chan
>>674486115
>go home
>dont fuck boring wife
>too old pussy too loose
>kids start getting old enough
>oldest one starting to curve up
>invite her into my room while mom is shooping
>"daddy's gonna teach you something"
>>674486866
What, to be happy?
Life is what you make it, what happens outside should never affect what happens at home.
>>674487855
Winners don't rape their daughters
>>674487410
vlc familia
>>674487559
what a real fuckin spic. I can't wait for Trump to be elected so people like you will get off this board
>>674481500
no friends
wanna stream on twitch to make friends but i dont have the charisma
because i try and i try and i try, but no matter what i do i'm always ignored or being read as a loser. so i am a loser, i am about to be 34 (i know, old as fuck) and i feel like i can't continue living as an unacknowledged failure. have been thinking about walking in front of a bus a lot lately, but don't have the energy to do it and probably would affect the few people that actually know who I am so i keep going for them, but definitely not myself. which...yeah whatever.
>>674487468
Like I said, find some work that you can actually do, and stop wasting your professors' time.
I've seen your kind for years at my school, you're just not cut out for this.
I don't care how smart mommy and daddy think you are, I'm going to tell you the truth.
>>674481500
i just am. i think it's a biological thing.
>>674488003
not rape if shes a little slut
>>674487642
You're an addict.
Your addiction controls your life.
Don't lie to yourself, you have a problem.
I would recommend a vasectomy to help you feel better.
>>674488176
Michael?
>>674486706
>21,000 words
>3 hours
You're really typing 2 words per second, every second, for 10,800 seconds? And that's to a high quality too.
You must be trolling.
>>674487855
You obviously don't have kids.
What are you, 14?
>>674487645
They can't pretend we didn't date. Everyone knows we have, we've been together a while.
Yep I'm awaiting the storm.
>>674485918
probably because you're an insufferable wanker
>>674488225
My parents know shit about how smart I am
I'm the guy who managed to get 63% in an exam where I used the wiki article on the guy for revision 5 minutes before the exam, and the small group of people I hang with at uni managed to get 65%-70% and this was with their notes and revision sessions and all that shit.
I'm winging my way through uni, and I'm doing pretty good at it. And good cool on quitting 3 years into my degree, when this is the last work I've got to do. That's a swell idea
>>674481500
My wife hates my girlfriend. She especially hates her when I come home tasting like her pussy.
>>674488558
what are you a faggot?
>>674481500
saucE?
>>674488400
If you're the same guy, I now understand your problem. If not, I'm too tired to justify anything. Catch you on that flop anon
small dick
>>674488912
No wonder the banks are making a killing off the student loans they lend you people.
There's a sucker born every minute...
>>674481500
Because I do not have the sauce on that.
19 yo,kissless virgin,no friends,no family,not much money.
Started doing drugs again but they don't help like they used too,will end this shit soon
>>674489023
kek
>>674489259
Good for me that I don't plan to live in my shitty country. Dual Citizen bitch, the UK laws are awful so I'm hardly gonna pay shit back
>>674489023
No he's a father you nonce! Feel free to read that in the british-est voice you can.
>>674482180
Straight to the point, I like your style!
>>674488800
Trust me, they'll try.
As for why I am unhappy, well my girlfriend left me because "Her parents didn't like me", and because "she was afraid of what we were becoming". We were fighting recently because she would pull stupid pranks, like when she said she had a concussion (she eplieptic so its kind of a big deal) and turned out it was a prank orchastrated by her and executed by my friends. THEN she decides to blame it on them. Then a few days later, she left me.
>>674481500
because im listening to adagio for strings
so lovely and sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcflwUYYoXk
Lost a 13 year old cousin to terminal cancer this morning. Just saw him yesterday. The kid was barely even conscious. Death is haunting to me.
I'm 24. Havent finished my degree because really there is no point,its a dumb ass degree and it will necessitate further schooling. So after this semester I am joining the service. I have a couple good buddies which is nice. I am not sad per se, but I am bummed out a lot if I am being honest. I am too old to really partake in university life anymore, and most of my friends are moving on to the next stages of their lives. I don't have the time/money to cultivate new social circles, and thus have very limited access to new girls.
>inb4 put yourself out there.
>>674481500
mostly because my girls gone.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>674489560
You will never amount to anything, ever.
because I am not in a band and I still live with my parents
>>674489899
these posts are almost as annoying as the "im a trained navy seal" ones
>>674489818
It haunts us all, anon. Best you can do is crack a beer, smile and let it come
>>674489277
Fuck you, you little pussy. Your mom and dad lived their lives and no matter what the circumstances were, it led to you existing. You beat all the other pussy ass sperms and were chosen to exist. Don't disrespect your existence by whining. If you aren't educated, educate yourself. Take risks. Give the life that was given to you its chance, worst case scenario you fail but at least you tried. Why go out without even trying? Stop being selfish and entitled and live your damn life
>>674489803
Thread theme
she told me that she would always be there for me
now i just spend life counting the days without her
>>674489939
Well I guess I'll just have to try and prove random anonymous stranger on the internet wrong
>>674489602
what is he a faggot?
>>674489939
Says the guy with no friends/overweight/never goes out.
>>674490173
The worst thing you're going to find out anon, is that you can live without anyone.
Because my wife is.
>>674486706
Prostitution? That sounds about right for his mental level.
My skin looks like shit
>>674481500
My job is shit, the guy I work for got a company dropped in his lap and doesn't know the first thing to do with it.
And I haven't been layed in months.
>>674481500
Cause I wanna be balls deep in some sugar momma, letting my semen fly like a seagull.
But unfortunately I have to deal with the realities of achieving that, which are staggering at best, and in all probability, hopeless.
But I live in the first world and own a computer, which is nice.
>22 but look 17
>depressed, bi-polar and schizophrenic
>trust nobody except for my family
>never worked a day in my life
>sit home all day playing videogames and fapping to gilfs
>alcoholic, can't sleep without being drunk out of my mind, otherwise schizophrenia takes over
>probably will be in a mental institution in a couple of years if my schizo progresses like it does now
>nothing that motivates me or makes me excited
better kill myself now
Why wouldn't I be?
>>674490302
It doesn't feel that way. I know the world doesn't owe me shit. The least it could give is a break from constant tragedy. Why couldn't it have been me instead?
Well my childhood has fucked me up to the point that a single tiny bad thing happening to me will fuck me up for the rest of the week, my psychotic mom who kicked me out is using my dementia ridden grandma to try to get me to move back in, I suck at my job, I've never had a real friend that actually cares about me other than my brother, I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself, I hate myself because of my stupid kinks (loli and transitioning to fur) I'm 20 in my second year of college and I've never had a god damned girlfriend other than this one chick who I beta'd out on after two weeks in my sophomore year of high school.
i'm not man quit being a pussy and learn to enjoy life
>>674482180
Are you me? Besides the better friends point
lonely
>>674490822
Because God/The Universe/Whoever does not like us anon. Our lives are a struggle in spite of everything. The best we can hope for is some moments of sublime happiness before we are eventually consumed by those forces which seek to make life unpleasant. -
I have no friends or fuck buddies
>>674490822
"And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is." Kurt Vonnegut
Memories, anon, memories are all we get.
>>674491400
Trust me, it's better to have more of the former.
>>674487594
describe the video maybe I can help
i am unhappy because im a shite little fat peice of shit with no love or social
currently trying to fix
>>674482221
End relationship
I've had clinical depression for the past few years, and just recently ended a 2 year relationship. Was having thoughts of an heroing too. This happened 3 weeks ago and I'm already feeling less hopeless. Of course I'm still struggling with hating myself, but ending that relationship gave me a sense of control again.
You know when it's right and when it's wrong. Do what is most healthy for you.
Good luck, man.
Cant get my 10+ year friendship with a girl to become more than friends
>>674481500
last 5 min max in bed
>>674492026
Try jerking it before sex.
Count yourself lucky, most of us haven't even been laid.
>>674481500
Cause Op my tongue isn't in that bitches asshole fuck op she's hot
Unbearable social anxiety, I cannot stop worrying about how others see me. Every second of my day when I am in public/with friends/anywhere where there are other people I am constantly fixing my hair, making my jaw look good, etc. I watch what I say and mess up my sentences on a regular basis because I am too unconfident to speak correctly, somehow, I maintain a friend group. They constantly make jokes about how I'm "sketchy" and they don't realize it's just my anxiety.
Only had one girlfriend and was too much of a pussy to do anything, even with her constant sexual advances. this was at a summer camp in the 8th grade. I have low marks- mainly because I worry too much about how I look in class than the work. It's out of my control.
I have some moments where I believe I'm attractive, then other moments (most of the time) where I think I'm ugly as fuck. I've had chances with girls but again, I'm way too much of a pussy. I tell people excuses why I don't make moves but deep down its because I'm too anxious she'll say no and people will look at me worse than they do.
I don't know what to do, /b/. I'm thinking about ending it.
>>674491954
Is this b8?
>>674490679
>>22 but look 17
>>depressed, bi-polar and schizophrenic
>>trust nobody except for my family
>>never worked a day in my life
>>sit home all day playing videogames and fapping to gilfs
>>alcoholic, can't sleep without being drunk out of my mind, otherwise schizophrenia takes over
>>probably will be in a mental institution in a couple of years if my schizo progresses like it does now
>>nothing that motivates me or makes me excited
>better kill myself now
Schizophrenia runs deep down my line. It has not manifested with me yet, but I always worry. If you are really schizo, I'm sorry. Even under the best care and the best meds, it's like putting a bandaid on gunshot wound. Life is not pleasant.
>>674491921
Good on you for trying.
So many people bitch about their lives being shit, but do nothing to change it.
Dig in and fight /b/ro, you're more powerful than you think.
I'm still hung up on Jackson. :(
>>674481500
My cock is too small to please my girl, she doesn't crave sex. Fuggin RiP sex life...
>>674492609
I doubt it, I've seen this kind of thing up close.
Trust me, it happens.
>>674492482
Consider medication. It's not a quick or total fix, but what do you have to lose?
>Satyriasis
>onlycareboutsex
>fuck grade gimme ass
2 years pass
>just lost girlfriend of 2 years
>no way to meet other girls
https://youtu.be/e7rFsrdtMM8
This Buddhist monk has a pretty good talk on that.
>>674492908
Git gud at eating her out.
Besides, most girls don't cum from vaginal sex, it's all about the clit.
I try not to be because I know there's no point but I'm miserable because I've subconsciously sabotaged every relationship I've ever been in including with three girls I got pregnant.
That immediate feeling of being single for the first day or two for me was better than any drug. Of course after that I'll sink into depression
I can't get a vibrator
>>674481500
I can't see my forehead
>>674488400
He said math not meth motherfucker
>>674493243
She used to be gay. Girl claims i'm "amazing" at eating. Also, she thinks pictures of dicks gross her out.
...Dinkleberg
>>674487644
14 years old?
14 years old.
Cause I know I'm gonna die alone and my insignificant life will hold no meaning because I hold no meaning.
People actually believe Trump will do anything but be a massive poisonous cunt and burn every bridge we've tried to build over the last two centuries because he doesn't know when to keep his fuckin mouth shut.
>inb4 HURRRR DURRRRRR KYS BERNFAG
I'm not voting for either of the dems either. My candidate already dropped out. This election is truly scaring me. Voting for the lesser of evils is still voting for evil itself.
>>674493231
This was for
>>674492482
>>674481500
I'm in love.
>>674487111
If you're in a relationship and you can't communicate about what makes each other uncomfortable, you should end it
>>674493568
>used to be
I can tell right off the bat that you two need to talk to each other more.
You don't just stop being gay, you just discover you're bi.
Ask her what she likes, moreover, ask if there's anything exciting she wants to try.
It'll be worth the effort if you really like her.
Cause you just showed be a girls butt. Eww, I only like dicks.
>>674493055
Yeah, I am thinking about it, but I'm worried it won't solve it, I feel like I'm living for other people. I feel like I never actually enjoy doing things on my own, only things that I can expand my skills on just so I can show other people and have them like me more. Again I don't want this its just my nature, I'm tired of it.
>>674493231
Thank you I'll check it out
>>674481500
I don't know, maybe it's the realization that I will never amount to anything, that I will never hold a steady job with a decent wage and that I'll probably never have a healthy social life due to my anxiety around people and severe depression and self loathing.
>>674494322
I'm going to see how things go Monday. If everything is still fucked up then sadly, yeah. We were perfect up until a week ago, now everything has gone to shit.
>>674494627
As an atheist, I think that this is what faith was meant for.
You gotta hope against hope that you can get better, even I'd the pain is excruciating.
You're a mammal, your biology demands you give it a shot.
Because despite my potential or advantages I'm wasting my life away due to poor decisions and poor attitude and I deserve to reap what I've sown
>>674494343
I ask her all the time what she likes. She says ew to most dicks she sees on the porn we tried watching once. I feel as if she is 'straight' because her parents are hardcore christians
>>674481500
>living skeleton
>weak
>hooknose
>odd head
>overall ugly with big features
>cant seem to gain weight
>>674495748
If she is literally repulsed by sex, I think you should bring this up when you talk to her.
Maybe as a last ditch effort you could ask her to invite a girlfriend over every once in a while.
If you can't make it work, you'll be happier with someone else.
I feel hopeless. My parents say it to me a the time. I'm only 18 But it feels like life is so monotonous and every day of my life is redundant. All I want to do is smoke drink snort hydrocodone and go to parties take mdma and fuck girls I don't know. That's all I want to do and I know that's not good but I don't give a shit. You know what I mean?
Friends ex and he meet up in college. She wants him again, he decides to be a pussy and literally only grope her butt, no sex not even asking her out, just talk and grope. She and I flirt continuously.
They get together after months of this (friend finally tried to man up), then quickly break up.
I tell her I like her, she tells me she likes me. She suggests a date.
The day comes. She cancels on me, says she likes me but still likes him.
She slowly stops talking to me.
She texts him the other day saying she wanted to give it another shot.
Wtf
I'm not happy because I'm in a relationship with somebody I love very much, but she doesn't really return that love.
>Be me, 22 non-virgin
>Few days ago, told SO that I don't think Loki is a romantic character, because humans are as ants to him
>She asked because fanfic
>Forget this incident
>Few days later
>Get home from work, play vidya for a bit
>SO decides to go to bed early
>It's k, got werewolves to hunt
>Bedtime rolls around, wake SO up
>Put on fake accent, usually results in drenched sheets
>Sheets get damp, she's into it
>She asks "What do you want to do to me, anon?
>In the middle of saying what I'd love to do to her, she interrupts
>"Why don't you think Loki is a good romantic character?"
>wut.jpg
>Try to continue the sexy times
>"No! Tell me why you think that!"
>Ugh. Fine. Tell her that Loki would take no romantic interest in a human
>Would be like a human falling in love with an ant
>She rambles about her fucking lemon fanfic for twenty minutes.
>Roll over and go to sleep.
She also woke me up at 1:00 in the morning to tell me that Frank Sinatra Jr. died, knowing full fucking well that I have to wake up at 4:30 to get to work on time.
>>674496753
Party your heart out.
Live like few people in history have.
>>674481500
Actually i want to ask you guys
Niggers, why ur life is unhappy?
Don't go with "i'm a virgin" thing
How do you know if i'm unhappy ?
I'm actually very happy today
Sadly, this will not last longer
Not so long time ago i was really depressed
And everything changed when i dedice it to
My now gf was dating someone else
Even one night that i was drunk,
I told her that i love her, didn't expect answers
She instantly answer me with 'i love you too"
Joyful as fuck, happy of being me
One night i told her the secret
Her was angry about this, i felt like shit
No one ever insulted me so much in my life
Certainly i wasn't expecting that shit
Either ways, i would loose her
Not even a joke about her condition
As she was telling me this, i was crying
She told me she was pregnant and she was having a vaginal fissure, the guys who make that was some marine guy that she was supporting
My last words with her where "read every first letter of the story".
>>674496548
This is totally anecdotal but of the small sample of women that let me bone them, only one has ever been turned on by dicks in porn. Maybe she just doesn't like porn?
because im 18 and still a virgin. i can get girls' numbers but i can never get them interested in me and they always say their busy when i want to hangout. im lonely and i feel like it wouldnt matter if i died.
Sad bc I can't get quints
>>674486942
You got your dubs nigger, get out of here.
>>674496944
I would. But I recently got laid off at my job and now I'm scared I won't be able to pass a drug test.
>>674497034
That might be part of it, girls are more interested in sensation and emotion over the visual.
Just make sure she's getting off, that'll make returning the favor that much easier for her.
>>674495115
That's good idea man. I mean, go in neutral, so that way you won't have false hope you know?
>>674486322
I'm so sorry anon. I'll make sure to take a big hit for you tonight
Parents don't support my dreams, stuck in a relationship I can't bring myself to end, friends all turning into drug addicts, and the fact that contemplating suicide actually brings me joy.
>>674497598
Oh, I thought you were a neet.
Anyway, attend to reality while you have to, but never be ashamed of whatever makes you happy.
Good luck on your test, make sure to study.
>>674496753
That's because you're used to it. An object at rest stays at rest. Your parents are trying to motivate you believe it or not but they're doing a shitty job of it. I was in the same position like 8 months ago when I graduated high school. I ended up finding a decent college degree at a community college that I could get into with my shitty grades (c's) and stopped drinking and smoking weed for a week and that made me realize that it was just sapping my motivation. Don't give up on yourself and tell your parents that they aren't helping. Try giving up your dopamine for a week and see how you feel, 3 years of decently hard work could make your life of partying and drugs a whole lot easier. Also college girls
>>674481500
Trapped in a shitty cycle of non-motivation.
Was pressured to go to college because my parents are shit and I'm not cut out for it
Shit parents literally treat me like a child because they spoiled me instead of raising me like normal people and won't *let* me leave and get a car and an apartment
Non-motivation makes me unable to concentrate and thus I can't/don't study and barely know shit about anything in college.
I feel myself becoming more distanced from others - I'm not sure if I have friends or just people who happen to be in my life.
should I worry about it (it's a bit concerning), or just not care?
>>674498019
You're literally blaming your parents for something you're causing... just get off your ass one day at a time and do something conducive with your life, 3 years of shitty work will literally give you everything you could want... as long as you go into an engineering tech course.... good grades not required 70k+ per year
Because I try so hard and still noone cares. If anyone feels anything, it's just anger. I only have two things that give me happiness and one is leaving me for college in august and the other is 20$ a gram.
>>674481500
Parents moved around the world. Left me here to live with my autistic "muh bible Es trudth and science is dumb" grandparents. Girl I loved left me and moved to a different. That's not the kicker tho. Here we start the story.
>she loved to read
>saw a book she liked in the library
>checked it out, sent her a pic of book saying "look what I found"
>she replies "I don't fucking care"
>ask what I did
>she's says nothing so I ask what's wrong
>she replies with "I don't know how to breakup with you"
>world shattered
>she says "I don't love you and I don't know if I ever did"
>well there goes my reason to live
>still fucking love her for some reason
Add on to that. Field I wanna work in is constantly growing at an alarming rate and job positions are closing. Realized that half of the people I thought were friends were actually pieces of shit. Can't drink cuz not old enough. Don't smoke cigarettes. Autistic grandparents are the "TECHNOLOGY IS SATANNNNN" type. Want to smoke weed but every person I meet thinks I'm sketchy because pasty white boi. So in summation.
>fucking suck
i'm fat and i could do better, plus i have a drinking problem which doesn't help the fatness
>>674498562
"Friends" come and go. We're just animals with expressible emotion who find the need to temporarily relate them to others. Chances are this has been happening all of your life, as it does to many, and you're just now realizing it. Don't stress over it. People are going to be people.
>>674481500
I hate work, everyday of my life . This world is sick
You know, honestly OP, No ones ever asked me that before. I think it stems mostly from a terrible relationship with my mother, caused by my formely alcoholic and abusive older brother. Oh it could have to do with the fact that i have a barely passable penis as well.
>>674481500
I'm not. Too much beautiful shit in this world to waste my time whining and being negative.
>>674487565
Both, it's legitimately a physiological problem caused by years of being sedentary and neglecting to take care of my health. It just doesn't work the way it's supposed to. I'm not the guy who told you to fuck off or whatever btw.
>>674481500
Cuz im alone, and its my own fault, cuz i dont even bother trying to get a gf. Could if i tried but i just dont. Mainly because i keep deploying and moving.
because I was born too ugly and too stupid to indulge in hedonistic escapism that can be my only relief from the nonstop torture that is life.
>>674492871
Literally same.
(I bet my Jackson was hotter)
http ://namethatporn. com/post/54117-where-can-i-find-this-video. html
>>674500449
You sure it's not just ignorance?
Cause if not, consider suicide.
>>674482221
I've got the cure. Quit drinking. Other problems will solve themselves. Truth.
>>674481500
I'm pretty good actually anon.
Things aren't perfect but I have the power to change that with enough work and I intend to do so.
Thanks for reminding me OP
>>674481726
wow, Reddit fag. no wonder she doesn't like you.
>>674483200
Move. Bam.
I'll tell you why...
I got the girl. The perfect girl. She was super into me, I was super into her, it was awesome.
I got a job offer out of state. I'll have to move. She's going to start medical school in this state pretty soon and couldn't move even if that was an option or a thought, which it wasn't.
So starting about a week ago we were looking at a 1.5 month timeline for our relationship. It had a time limit built into it and we'd both accepted that without really addressing it. Things went on, business as usual.
Then a week ago she started getting distant. Wouldn't let herself really get very close to me. Wouldn't have sex with me, doesn't spend the night or invite me over. We talk all the time... I finally drag it out of her that she doesn't want to influence my decision about the job, she doesn't want to factor in so she's distancing herself so I'll make a clear headed decision.
So I make my decision, I'm taking the job. Now she won't hang out with me because she doesn't want to get more hurt than she already will be because I'm going to leave and move.
So it was just lose lose. I have one month left in this state before I leave my family and friends and go chase my future at this job. I have one girl I want to spend that month with and instead of just living it up with me while she can, she's protecting herself from pain and won't come near me.
I don't want to burn the bridge because in the future if we cross paths again I want to marry her. But I also want to tell her she's being fucking dumb. Can't give her an ultimatum because it's too final.
I'm just stuck with regards to her.
And the worst part is we work together, so even if she puts distance between us we'll still be in the same vicinity three days a week. It's going to be so much worse than just doing it and breaking clean when I move. This is so much worse.
>>674481500
I'm 26 years old.
I write software for a living.
I broke up with my ex 2 years ago.
I make about $60k a year.
I spent my free time playing games and researching stuff.
I live with my mom because if I moved out, I'd be doing the exact same thing but paying more bills and with no one to talk to.
I don't see how the rest of you are happy.
I'm not unhappy but I'm not happy.
>>674485918
You tell me.
>>674485918
Same, I'm entirely alone. It's intolerable.
Fear of death and vague hope keep me alive but I'm convinced I'm already dead
>>674496906
>http://imgur.com/kRvX6zR
you both sound like autists
>>674501514
Doesn't sound too bad.
Are you self-employed?
I was thinking about going into software engineering.
Any tips?
I have constantly worsening, ever present depression that doctors have tried for 2 decades to unsuccessfully, and infact have made worse, cure.
>dad and brother were president of my country
>want to follow in their footsteps and make my mommy proud of me
>run for office this year
>it goes well
>some fucking chad born with a golden spoon in his mouth joins the race and starts bullying me
>local news starts bullying me
>never get more than 3% of the vote
>not even my mommy believed in me at that point and it fucking hurt :(
2016 is shaping up to be a really bad year guys
>>674497766
dub trip dubs checked.
I will go in with an outwardly positive attitude at the very least. Monday is when we're meant to "reconnect" for a bit and basically restart things. Doubt it'll happen but here's hoping.
I have no friends.
Work a shitty part time job and go to school part time.
I'm fat as fuck and binge eat every day.
>recent break up, less than a week ago
>really into her
>amazing person
>good sex
>decided we were't a good couple, not 100% comfortable around each other or something.
miss her a lot but getting over it alright with a fuckton of tv.
i have a gf that i love desperately but she had a history of being a slut for a few months. She was indoctrinated by the disgusting liberal society and her fucking idiot friends and hooked up with 8 guys one was a nigger that fingered her she somehow remained a virgin and all the hookups werent even close to sex. The fact that this even happened within 30 days of dating me she just magically "changed" i tried to break up with her for it but shes perfect in every other aspect shes. I have a fear shes more liberal than i think.
>cant break up with her because I love her
>cant get her to cheat on me to have an excuse because shes so faithful
>just sad all the time
>hate the world
>know i could probably pull a better girl but i love her so much i cant let go
>>674501906
Yea, don't.
It was hard for me to get into the field because I didn't have a degree. Took years for the first company to give me a break and give me a chance. I learned a lot.
But aside from that, not only will you be working with shitskinned indians and supporting legacy code, you'll pretty much be disappointed with the vast majority of companies once you learn proper design and standards.
The company I work for now is using a 10 year old version of ExtJS. Our config files are 300+ keys that need to be manually updated in every environment and no one understands how the database works anymore.
Genuinely have no idea, every day I find myself wondering why i'm so unhappy. I have a tendency to make friends easily. but just as easily I find myself very unhappy with those people or vice versa. before age 19 have had many relationships, was easy to get laid. im 22 now. Wondering where I lost myself. Somedays I have motivation to do accomplish mygoals. others I just dont care. find myself wondering if I just make these problems up.
>>674498562
dude are you me?
i have some people that i think are my friends and sometimes it feels like they are and sometimes not
have really bad anxiety wich doesn't help
because small dick and no confidence
>>674503490
So I'm in college right now, pursuing a computer science degree. Should I keep working on it?
Cause I've been looking on some programmer's blogs and they said the degree is totally unnecessary.
Have you done much low level development or has it mostly been front-end?
I wish I could have a real talk with you, it feels like I'm stumbling in the dark for the most part.
>>674503783
I don't remember making this post
... Are you me?
>>674501899
>>http://imgur.com/kRvX6zR
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH0QoBMyvaY
>>674481500
Oh fuck here we go!
I'm 21 years old with an income of under 25 thousand a year
Owe money
have long term girlfriend who I am unsure about
stuck in small town
family life is a mess
trying to get into uni next year but having issues
money
bitches
family
career
all fucked.
And no friends to boot.
>>674481500
cause my dick isnt that big.
I have a messed up family too, i got insecure and had no ambition. I also have a girlfriend 24 years of age. It is my first and i love her very much. About 6 months ago, things started changing. She has less respect towards me. I get less oral sex but she wants some all the time. I started avoiding her sexually in the last month because the last time she had my legs under the bed frame and tells me sbe want's to try something new, so i go with it. She kneeled on my arms with he virgina in my face which i started giving oral and then sbe decided to pee on me and laugh. By the time i am trying to push her away, she starts bitching me out. No fuckn respect. But i am affraid not being able to find another one..thats how insecure i am.
>>674492482
Look into "real social dynamics". They have tons of free content on YouTube, but specifically look for "the blueprint decoded." Their stuff, and especially "the blueprint", helped me so so so much and I was and still am somebody who can relate very strongly to what you're experiencing. It's long but please give it a chance and check it out, I'm confident that you'll see the value in it. I found it to be consistently interesting throughout. It helped me so much to understand myself and the circumstances that made me the way I am. It gave me so much confidence and gratitude.
>>674481500
cause america hasnt been destroyed yet.
>2024
>>674504368
To be perfectly honest, the degree is worthless. I've met a lot of interns and graduates who know less because they don't have the desire to know. They're treating it like a job instead of an earnest interest.
At the same time, if you have the desire and the degree, you're miles ahead. I've only had one other dev job before this. They disregarded the degree and gave me a chance based on the knowledge I had and the desire I displayed during the interview. I was entry level but already taking on mid-level duties once our team shrank down to one dev.
I prefer application development. Mostly back-end. I like algorithms and design. The only reason I took this web dev job is because most companies these days are looking for web developers and it was a good chance to learn.
I hate web development.
>>674481500
Because I need a source
>>674505758
I know that feeling about Web Development.
I took a few tutorials on html and CSS, it's a far cry from actually designing a program.
But I know I love coding and design though, I spend pretty much all my spare time either learning different languages or working on pet projects.
I just want to know what my best course of action is to get a decent job.
>>674481500
Because I'm not killing myself with heroin
>>674481500
not even gettin laid... thats a fat dick?!
because I'm fucking wasting time
