Trips decides what I tell the bae. I'm only doing it once; first come first serve. Choose wisely.
I fucked my dog last night
>>674481240
reroll
>>674481240
rerolll
>>674481334
close
"im leaving you for your dad"
I slept with your mom
ReRoll
>>674481424
Roll
I want you like JFK wanted a car with a roof
>>674481334
roller
>>674481424
Roll for this
i love you
>>674481499
roll
>>674481424
rollie pollie
>>674481240
rollllll
>>674481650
roll
>>674481240
Reroll
I'm cheating on you. Your flat chest didn't meet my standards.
>>674481240
rollllerino
>>674480621
I had a threesome with you mother and father and kinda really enjoyed it...
Hey so I just got done fucking the neighbor's annoying ass newborn and decided to put my dick in it's soft spot. Long story short, I need you to hide the body. And suck the baby off my dick because honestly this shit is disgusting. Also, I'm breaking up with you because I can't stand your moldy vagina.
>>674481769
This
>>674480621
I just saw this chimp and it really turned me on,do you think we could get a tiny pet monkey and I can beat its meat while it sticks its tail in my ass and you can watch?
I'm hiv positive
>>674480621
I had sex with a dog once
>>674481240
rolI
im in love with your mother
I'm such a huge faggot
>>674481424
rolllllll
>>674481769
This
>>674481240
RoII
>>674480621
I molested my 4 year old cousin
>>674481927
reroll
>>674481736
WINRAR!!
>>674481833
Rohl
>>674481404
re rollllll
>>674481769
Rolling for this
>>674481240
roll
>>674481736
CHECKED!
>>674481850
Rollllon
>>674482076
Y'all didn't win shit lol
>>674481956
re roll?
>>674480621
I got someone pregnant
>>674481736
NICE Trips faggot
>>674481841
Roll
I love you so much
"On a scale of 1-10, how tight do you think your Moms cooter is?"
>>674482223
Sew klos
>>674481833
Rolling
>>674480621
I raped my cousin after I drugged her drink.
>>674480621
I'm leaving you for my waifu body pillow.
i want to have kids
>>674481850
Roll
>>674480621
I have this weird addiction where i like to lather myself in Portuguese-brand chocolate and listen to the cacophonous screams of the bourgeoisie on reddit.
>>674482085
Seconded
I'm gay. I've been thinking about it a lot lately and I think it's best that we don't see each other anymore. I'm really sorry, and I'm too afraid to tell you face to face. I feel really awful about this, but I wish you the best. I really hope you understand.
is it ok if i post your nude pics on /b/
>>674481240
kek roll
>>674480621
Can you get a dildo and peg me?
I farted on your dog
>>674482223
nice trip
I've realized I'm into being a cuck, so can you start fucking other guys, and send me pictures and tell me all about you getting railed by other guys? Preferably black guys
>>674480621
I furiously masturbate to child porn
>>674482448
roll
>>674482448
roll
Op here. Changed it to dubs because I'm not a faggot
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
>>674482448
Roll
>>674482412
roll
>>674482484
Newfag
So my dick is the shovel and your pooper is the hole its gunna dig later?
>>674481240
rollllll
>>674482490
Roll
>>674482448
Roll
>>674482549
Fuck off, no I didnt
I know you cheated on me you fucking bitch
>>674481769
This but add
I think you should join us next time
>>674480621
Can I get nudes bitch?
>>674482448
rolling
>>674482412
rollerino
Reroll
I've realized I'm into being a cuck, so can you start fucking other guys, and send me pictures and tell me all about you getting railed by other guys? Preferably black guys
I'm thinking of transitioning to a woman.
>>674480621
rollllllllllll
>>674482473
rolling
>>674482473
rollerskates
>>674482412
THIS
>>674480621
I can smell your ass after you dump?
>>674481733
Fucking roll. I only get quads I swear.
>>674482721
Roll
>>674482777
Winrar OP deliver
>>674482777
fuck
>>674482777
Winrar
I had intimate sexual relations with your uncle, I know it may seem crazy now but you haven't even seen his balls yet...right?
>>674482777
winrar
>>674480621
Can you bring me a bag of your poop?>>674480621
>>674480621
Can you please record me getting fucked by 2 guys and post it on the internet,it would be such a turn on,make sure that they are big! ;)
>>674482448
Rowin doe, check em
>>674481240
ajdfjlksdjflka roll
i'm gay
>>674481850
Roll
>>674482777
Winrar
I got my mom pregnant. She's keeping it and we are going to name it after you. Also I'm a massive faggot.
send pictur eof butthole
>>674482777
Winrar
>>674482777
chechoslovakia'd
>>674482777
Winrar
>>674482473
op deliver you nigger
>>674480621
I hate niggers and Jews
>>674482777
I hope OP's gf is like super into it
>>674482751
Reroll
When I was 10 I sucked some guys dick for Pokémon cards. P.s sorry for calling you babe, I know it makes men sound like pathetic faggots when we say it. Peace bitch
>>674482482
Took you fags long enough
>>674483305
The fuck?>>674483305
>>674483305
Kek
>>674483305
what if she really wants to peg you op?
>>674483305
Better than what i rollerskated for. Good job OP.
>>674483305
Good news
>>674483148
>>674483305
Alrighty
>>674483305
OP is going to be treated like the faggot he is
>>674483305
OP post her reply already
>>674483756
Oh shit OP you gunna get pegged
>>674483756
damn you might get lucky op
Too bad I already asked him to finger the shit out of me. Never said my bae was a girl ya know :p
>>674484565
Tits please, you know the rules
>>674483756
pic related
I'm dead serious. I've been using dildos on my ass lately and it feels amazing. I nut sooo hard!
>>674483977
>>674485072
Reroll for this
>>674485072
This
I think I'm straight and we can't be together anymore.
>>674485072
Roll
>>674485072
roll
>>674485072
roll
>>674485072
Roll
>>674482484
> doesn't know how to trip
>>674485072
roll
>>674482777
DO IT
>>674485072
Roll
>>674480621
babe i used to fuck ur sister.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>674481833
tl;dr but reroll anyway
>>674488273
this
>>674485072
roll
