We have a moral dilemma /b/
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We have a moral dilemma /b/
I would step on his hands and laugh maniacally
>>674478916
Piss on his face, trying to get as much in his eyes and mouth as possible. Then walk away.
Probably just watch him struggle because I wouldn't be able to lift him
Help him. Its the right thing to do and he is rich so there is a good chance of reward.
>>674479128
ya it might be worth it
>>674479128
Make sure you ask for a small loan of a million dollars first, then help.
Fetch his checkbook, see how much he values he life.
>>674479069
>>674479082
>>674479122
Get seen and charged with murder or he doesn't die and get charged for attempted murder.
>>674479358
Actually I'm these ones
>>674479069
>>674479234
>>674478916
Shoot in face. Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>674479358
>Lrn2postercount
>>674478916
save his life and then make him the president of the united states
Pull him up, cut off his hand, shove it up his ass, throw him down
>>674479589
how does one "postercount"?
>>674479750
Newfag
darn you! 4cham. you and your r nonny moose haxxzor group!
>>674479545
hey faggot if you turn 360 your still facing the cliff jump off it
>>674479401
Worth the risk, faggot.
>>674479750
Look at the bottom of the page at the counter for the number of posters and page number and replies and do some simple match. 1 poster 5 replies=samefag. 13 posters 18 replies=mostly not samefag
Moralfag here. As big of a dick as he is, I'd probably still try to help him up.
>>674479069
/thread
>>674478916
Save him so he can fulfill the prophecy of destroying the republican party so it can be refounded on its actual values
>>674479881
>>674480016
neat, yeah I rarely paid attention to that.
>>674479307
XDXD le small loan of a million dollars!1!!!1
That joke was never funny
>>674479881
>>674480300
For me to not help someone up in that situation, I would need to have a personally vendetta against them of some sort. I've never met any person that I've held that much animosity towards.
Plus saving the life of someone that powerful has to give some perks. Money, connections, possible employment, bitches.
Can any of you faggots imagine what a single day of rolling with Trump would be like?
"It's a funny feeling being taken under the wing of a dragon. It's warmer than you'd think."
>>674478916
I'd crack his tectonic plates, if you know what I mean.
>>674480670
Trump himself is the faggot who said it.
Place a stump...
Turn 360 and walk away.
id offer to help him for $10million
Ask for a small loan of one million dollars.
piss on his face! but i'd piss on your face too faggot!
>>674478916
I would sit n watch with a bag of popcorn
>>674481027
That doesn't mean it was funny, you retarded autist.
>>674481027
i thought it was gandhi xD
Lotta keyboard warriors in here
>>674481125
Hahaha if you turn 360 degreed you are hoing to be in the same direction straight to trump
>>674481125
You'd be facing the same way, retard.
>>674478916
I'd help him. Right now he makes the sjw and regressive left so butthurt it brings just too much entertainment to me. The human species is doomed anyways so might as well continue to get sum lulz from some epic memes while I can.
>>674479750
Fucking newfag
>>674479881
>trolled so hard
>>674481326
No not really, more pathetic than funny.
Haul his dumb ass up. I don't hate him. Maybe he'd appreciate it.
>>674478916
Save god
>>674478916
I see no dilemma here other than that I don't have a lawnchair and popcorn.
>>674479678
THANK
YOU
I'd help him up because he needs to make America great again
>>674479082
This is basically what i was gonna say so this
I'd pull him up, tie a noose around his neck, tie the other end to the tree, and push him back over.
>>674481125
me, id turn 720 and poop on his face. then, id tell em if he wiped the mess away with his hand id help him up. would then help him up. would then proceed to force him back down, into the abyss.
cut his hand off and take it home as a trophy.
>>674478916
Save the idiot that will beat Hillary's shady ass in the general election. I'd rather have a moron for president than a shady feminazi
>>674482025
id fist people with his hand
>>674478916
Save him.
I'm not a murderer, like most liberals are.
Probably try to help him and fail, end up falling down with him cause I don't lift.
I would help that ma up so he can MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Anyone who would do differently is a god damn terrorist.
>>674482283
>risking your life
>donald trump
I would pull him up and wait as he dusted himself off. Then, I would smile as I casually offered to shake his hand. When he reaches to receive the handshake, I push him off the cliff, knowing he died in surprise and agony.
>>674478916
I would reach down and go to grab his hand, but instead of pulling him up I would gently hold his arm down and start to pull his finger nails off one by one. If he made it all the way through and is still holding on, I would give his face a swift kick and yell "GOOAAAALLLL"
Oh you guys are silly! I would most certainly pull him up, then dust off his shirt and send him on his way!
>>674478916
I'd pull out my Ballista sniper rifle with FMJ & Fast Mag Jump off the cliff in a 360 degree fashion and shoot him in the head while plunging to my death. PS it would totally be a no scope.
>>674478031
>>674478916
I'd tell him that I'd help him up if he promises to withdraw from the election or give me one billion USD (one quarter of his net worth). When he does promise one or the other, I'd fulfill my end of the deal and pull him up.
>>674478916
I'd save him, become best friend and enjoy the riches and power.
>>674482980
You must be very gullible.
>>674482868
All my /b/ro's be like "FAZE!" "FAZE!" "MLG"
>>674478916
He's Christian so tell him: "God only helps those who help themselves" and walk away
Long. Live. The. King. *pushes him off*
>>674478916
I would dig my fingernails into his hands and whisper into his ear "You're fired." before chucking him down the cliff into a stampede of wild Bernie supporters.
I would just kinda leave.
>>674482945
sure is reddit in here
No, I don't dislike anyone to let them die.
"I'm sorry Mr. Trump,"
>put on sunglasses
"it looks like you've just been stumped."
>boot him in his wrinkly orange face
>>674482868
Son, you're one badass motha fucker. I believe you could do this.
May you endeavors in life be fruitful.
>>674483237
Because reddit is better than 4Chan duh.
help him up and vote for him
>>674483114
WINRAR!
>>674483237
This.
"lets cry about how much this guy is like Hitler, but first let's fantasize about every which way we would kill him!"
>>674483146
>we will never see an edit of Scar as Bernie and Trump as Mufasa, with Christie a Simba mourning over his lifeless corpse
Why live?
>>674478916
>We have a moral dilemma
no.
>>674483237
>implying /b/ has a political affiliation
You faggots really show your fedora when you say shit like that.
>>674478916
I'd reach my penis out to him. In order to live he would have to trust his life to my penis or perish.
>>674479643
/thread
>>674480999
is this a game?movie? source?
>>674478916
The answer is you must save him and you must resist him. The dilemma doesn't real.
Build a wall
>>674483174
No, not here. At the link. Click the link I replied and you'll see.
>>674478031
>>674483924
>>674480999
also check'd
>>674484042
heh
>>674483924
Game.
>>674483924
Just look up MAC gun.
>>674478916
Kick him in the fucking teeth.
>>674478031
>>674485255
Lost
>>674478916
Save him and help make America great again
>>674480877
I agree
>>674479128
>good chance of reward
You are forgetting that it's trump.plus of he were to give you anything g you'd first have to be whiter than an Irish woman in winter.
>>674486023
But I am
>>674485888
as epic 8's demand, so shall it be
>>674483924
Halo 2
>>674485738
Halo 2
Help him up? Why wouldn't I?
>>674478916
I'd make him say that he's dropping out of the presidential election and endorsing Bernie Sanders, and film it, then give him a boost up. He's a businessman. I'm sure he'd understand.
Pull out my gun and shoot him. Finish the job.
>>674478916
this
>>674478916
I'd turn my back and walk away.
>>674478916
I would save his life and hope for a reward.
>>674489513
same.
Peeling his thumb from grip firstly i'd reassure him..
..this lil piggy went to market
..this lil piggy went home
..this lil piggy had ..mm a burrito
..but this lil piggy got none!
Finally, as I released his pinky firm grip, i'd delight his *censored* ickle face while saying
..& lil piggy went weeeeeeeeee all the way home
The joy hearing his scream fade into a big thump ..i mean trump bliss
make him give me money, or if that failed slowly press sharp rock into further hand until he let go and fell.
