your date. what do?
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your date. what do?
treat her like a whore then fuck her like a whore
>oysters
kill it with fire
>>674459408
order something else, i dont like oysters
>>674459408
I don't date chinks. Tell her to get the fuck out of my girl's chair
Try so hard to stare at her face and not her tits that I forget to breathe and pass out
>>674459408
>what's the matter senpai-kun? Could it be you're craving for my American sausage?
>>674459408
Hope that I never wake up
>>674459408
I would start playing on my Game Boy Advance SP.
If she talks I would increase volume.
I usually cant stand gooks but she wears enough make up for me to want to stick my little thing in her.
>>674459519
How's your ketchup and wonder bread sandwich with hotdogs Cletus?
>>674459408
Start talking to her about my collection of fedoras.
>>674459408
Eat all the clams, let her pay, afterwards be a gentlemen and fuck her tits.
>>674459547
Your boiled ham skinned girlfriend isn't as cute as her.
>>674459793
>implying I'm a hick
>implying oysters aren't just a shitty food pretentious fags pretend to like
ayyyyyy
>>674459408
tell her you're supposed to tilt your head back and swallow it all in one go
then tell her how to eat the oysters
>>674459408
jizz in my pants. i kind of have a premature ejaculation problem
>>674459408
Rub my dick over the oysters, squeeze the lemon over my face and then throw the wine in her face and walk away.
>>674459408
>Asian
>Nice tits
>Good taste in seafood
If I somehow ever stop being a fucking permavirgin, I'll be sure to let you know what do.
Ask her if I can suck her titties
>>674459408
Talk to her about my WoW, FFXIV, Wildstar, GW2, BnS, BDO, Runescape, DFO, Maplestory, and LoL mains.
Also no oysters, I'd order a pizza with diet cokes.
>>674459491
/thread
>>674459972
>pretending not to be a pleb with a garbage palate.
>>674459972
I love oysters. Tf is wrong with you faggot
>>674459793
muh oysters
muh aphrodisiac
muh swallowing smelly fish jelly whole is making me so horny
>>674459408
>>674459408
her being an Azn and all, I would imagine I'd be getting pooped on soon. Or some other weird ass Azn shit.
i'm so sorry your friends lied to you; this is a horrible prank. i have hiv and herpes and a tiny penis and your friends told me you did as well.
>>674460410
You need to get out more /b/ro
>>674459962
Doesn't matter. I still don't date chinks
>>674460379
this and sushi is like "he can eat a pussy for at least 10-15 minutes"
>>674460410
>implying you wouldn't enjoy it and ask for more.
>>674459972
spotted the faggot guys
>>674459408
Tell her to wipe that look off her face
>>674459408
Eat, get drunk, have a laugh.
Probably be a bit awkward when I take her home and my gf's there.
>>674459408
>empty the wine glass
>pour all the oysters in to it
>mash them up with a fork
>lube my dick with it
>you like oysters cunt?
Ching chong nip wong?
Seriously, Asian girls need a lot of make up to look like that on average, sure there's some hot ones, the model types you see getting posted in Asian threads but those are not your average Asian girl. Trust me I've been to Asia.
>>674459408
cry internally for my wallet because shes asian and Ill have no money left after tonight.
Its cool though because shell tell me what an awesome time she had as she proceeds to not invite me in to hook up after.
>>674460872
I don't trust you.
>>674459408
use all of my concentration to not stare into her cleavage
>>674459408
Berry my face in thise tatas and motor boat them all night long
I know this chick lmao, her name is Sabrina
I see the oysters and realize that I'm way the fuck out of my element.
I get up, apologize to the girl, take out my vallet and pay for my part of the food
>>674461018
Suit yourself, you'll find out the hard way. Looks and personality, I grew sour on Asians with my time with them. Only white/latinas for me now.
>>674460653
HE CAN EAT RAW FISH FOR TEN MINUTES WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE ALL WHILE TALKING TO ME THIS IS SO ON
>>674459408
Bring my maths homework
>>674459408
FüCk her on the table cum in her ass eat oysters dump wine on the cunt fuck her mouth leave make her pay for the dinner
>>674459408
Try everything in my power to not act like a creepy fuck that I am.
>...eventually fail
Fuck my life!