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i am babysitting this kid, he is asleep and i have one hour to

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i am babysitting this kid, he is asleep and i have one hour to kill untill his mom comes home
(Pic somewhat related)

Stuff i've noticed this far:
> kid has annoying speech patern (like his mom i presume)
> cat named loli
> computer on windows vista
> with facial recon (doesn't work)
> slow as hell
> virus browser
> place not messy but stuff isn't placed in any practical way

And dor you weebs:
> kids watch anime dubbed (but he is 9)
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>>674442292
> kids watch anime dubbed
UNACCEPTABLE
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deliver you fucking faggot
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>>674442676
Deliver what
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post a pic of the place
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>>674443065
Living room
Wiith the entry door
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>>674442844
I think he read it as I have one hour to kill the kid.
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>>674443652
Looked through the mom's draws yet?
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>>674444444
have you tried getting septs?
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>>674444444
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pic of kid / rolling
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>>674444144
I think (given the pictures) most /b/tards would try to fuck her (and/or her son)
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>>674444812
Not tonight
(I'm trying not to fuck up too much)
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>>674445058
just send a fucking pic of the kid, so i know your not fucking lying
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>>674442844
>>674443755
>>674444144
>>674444799
So many dubs for such a small thread
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>>674445213
I'm notlying
And i said no pics of the kid
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