hey /b/ wat do when a girl and have a stupid genetics and flat ass
also if you don't believe that I'm a girl, then imagine I'm asking for my girlfriend or a sister or whatever
But I am a girl
but it doesn't matter
Go to the gym, that's not a bad ass, you have a lot of fat around it which is good, your muscles are just shit, train it and it'll become an ass worth of dick
Do squats
>>674431691
Squats, deadlifts, lower body exercises in general. Do all of them, do them frequently, start with body weight then start doing with weights.
If you do this over and over and over and over you will eventually have a rounder ass.
Will it ever be amazingly round, probably not. Not everybody can sing like beyonce. You CAN however improve the shape. It takes dedication and time though.
Work out
>>674432097
Oh i'd like to add that I'd eat your ass out and fuck you silly any day of the week.
a round ass is nice too though.
>>674431691
do squats
also, timestamp tits
tits or gtfo
MFW she has a Hank Hill booty
>>674432209
virgin fagtz
kek
>>674431691
it depends on how the front looks
pic of front please
>>674432469
yes and it sucks ;(
>>674432097
thanks, but what discourages me is that it's mainly genetics, if you have shit skeleton, you're pretty much fucked
yeah I can change some stuff with workout but it won't be a whole lot of change
>>674432790
Try different posture?
>>674432790
pic of front.
>>674432790
>>674432790
pic of front OP
dont be a fag and deliver
>>674432790
op's a fag
>>674432641
>>674433081
>>674433014
here's front
yeah I know stretchmarks are gross and everything
I'm on a diet atm tho and trying to make things better but I hate my disproportionate build :(
Yoga. Every damn day.
You'll get bendy and have a big ass, too.
Post pic of front for more suggestions.
>>674433179
tits and timestamp
Stop eating. Go Keto. You have no ass or muscle there, even if you squat it wont do much. Its genetics. You want a kick ass body with your body style? Youre going to have to be a skinny bony bitch.
>>674433179
needs a timestamp
>>674431691
Squat...
>>674433179
hmm show butthole, I liek so far
>>674433179
I would go out with you
>>674433179
>stretchmarks
puked in my mouth
if you had a kid barely acceptable, but you didn't, so you're just a waste of human society and should kill yourself.
>>674433179
I just started keto again for the first time in about 4-5 months. I'm going to stop when I drop 20-30 pounds. Easiest way to lose weight
also you forgot to timestamp your tits.
>>674432790
>if you have shit skeleton, you're pretty much fucked
Go look at a picture of a skeleton and see just how little ass there is. All it controls is hip width - rest is soft tissue
>>674433179
Start working out properly, weights 2x a week and cardio 2 times a week!
Only drink water
No sugar, no soda, no fast food
No excuses, just work to get your flat ass muscular and dont blame genetics for your shitty lifestyle
>>674433179
>>674433179
timestamp ty
>>674433179
Did you have a babby?
>>674431691
Combination of couch to 5k and StrongLifts 5×5.
You want to really emphasise squats and dead lifting.
Hit the gym 3 times a week or more and do 3 sets of 5K. You'll see significant weightloss and start to get a really great ass after about 6 months.
>>674432790
There is no such thing as bad skeleton you fat fuck, lose some weight and workout rather than blaming it on genes and skeleton you retarded cunt.
>>674433179
>>674431691
WTF are you doing on /b/? You should be on /fit/ exercise and diet will fix your problem!s. Get on a calorie deficit /thread
>>674433179
biking a shitton is good, it'll help lose the weight and hills are good for training legs and ass.
>>674433179
Absolutly nothing wrong with your skeleton, you're just overweight. And if you work out, you can probably have a killer body, I can see you've got decent ratio and nice tits.
Workout. Change your life.
>>674433179
time stamp
>>674433179
thanx OP for not being a fag
feel free to post updates in a couple months and if bangable... ill tribute you with cock
>>674433179
>>674431691
Diet and exercise
>5/10 right now. I'd fuck you regardless
>>674433179
Fucking shit yo nasty
>>674433179
>>674431691
>Blaming genes and skeleton
Get in shape you disgusting fucking whale
>>674433913
I'm not blaming the weight on the skeleton, I'm blaming it for the proportions, like where the weight goes
none of it is on my ass and it looks weird and not feminine, that's what I'm saying
>>674433179
You need to get to the gym pronto
>>674434262
>inb4 "i have big bones"
>>674432790
your skeletton literally got nothing to do with the look of your bootie, its muscles and fat, you can train those muscles -> good ass
so fuck the excuses and start hitting the gym!
>>674433179
i can fuck that
>>674433179
is your face any good OP?
>>674434090
i second this
>>674433179
Now spread pussy for reasons.
lol typical retard.
Hit the gym fatty. Do some squats and get an ass.
Fuck these faggots OP find yourself some dick that will plow you senseless. Dont be a bitch though you gotta fuck good.
>>674434460
this isn't true, literally all girls I know have most of their weight in their thighs and booty, no matter id chubby or skinny, and none of them go to gym. how weight is placed on your body has something to do with genetics
>>674434615
my face is pretty cute
post face please OP
>>674433533
Maybe she's working hard to lose weight asshole
>>674434935
OP I think you have a very attractive body. Your tits are absolutely beautiful.
>>674434935
post face OP
>>674434935
>my face is pretty cute
Lets see it
>>674431691
>girl
Tits or gtfo
>>674435090
Anons are unanimous. Show face, op
>>674435090
>>674435139
sorry, can't do that after these other pics I posted :$
>>674435050
thanks, have some more of them
>>674434935
Spread those legs please, i need to see pussy. Scientific reasons.
>>674435045
>defending her
>/b/ has changed this much in just a couple of years
I would fuck so much
You look fine. Just don't dress like a slut. Also, nothing more sexy then a woman who acts like she feels sexy.
>>674435369
Can we see pussy spread? I loved those tits.
>>674435369
FUCK THAT OP
SHOW FACE
>>674435369
Hey again OP, I'd love to talk with you and maybe see more if you're up for it?
>>674435369
>>674435369
much better llighting.
Could you take one with a cock between your tits spurting cum on your face?
>>674434738
>>674434664
>>674434192
>>674434142
>>674433479
>>674433453
>>674432209
>>674435050
>>674435408
>>674435483
>>674435488
>>674435590
>>674435623
>All these virgins holy shit
Op you are fucking disgusting and repulsive i feel sick. those defending you are probably even more disgusting to think of it.
fucking lose some weight or kill yourself
SHOW FACE OP
Any more ass pics?
>>674435670
>>674435045
pls no whiteknight
>>674433179
Bet you reek landwhale
>>674435369
>sorry, can't do that after these other pics I posted
Well so show your vag then
>>674435670
Bait or nah
>>674435488
>>674436243
here
>>674435623
no, I'm single :/
i know a girl like that , very cute face and looked okay with clothes on. But naked she was a whale. Did fuck thought and would fuck you to. I would fuck anything with a hole in it.
>>674435045
kekkk white knight anon defending land whale; b/ just gets lower and lower
>>674436407
looks nice to me
>>674431691
Do them squats girl
>>674436429
well hello there
>>674436407
Jesus christ i can smell that disgusting shit from here, your single no fucking shit? nobody will touch you irl
>>674436407
Nice pussy, would lick...
>>674431691
Exercise the right muscles and the booty will come. Don't blame genetics you fat cow.
>>674436701
hey
>>674436407
is not a bad pussy op i think looks nice
>>674435670
Top kek. Get off /b/ virgin
>>674433179
Elizabeth?
Post some feet, qtee.
>>674437170
>mfw sumar has come early
>>674431691
another femanon here. You may not be able to change your ass completely so it looks like a celebrities', but you can definitely do more to not be overweight! Who needs a shaped butt when you've got other nice body features? Running is the best and fastest way to lose weight and guarantee a better body. I find everything else is much slower.
>>674436407
We should fuck
>>674437637
>implying she knows how to run
>>674435369
Anyone that chooses to be with you will be settling as you will have to do the same. You're now in a lower class of people who lie to themselves. Your body is terrible and you make poor choices. You will find other losers like yourself to have a life with probably.
Personally I hate you. I hate people like you. I hope you kill yourself so I don't have to stand behind you at the grocery.
>>674431691
There are exercises you can do to fix that. But I would fuck you in your asshole regardless
>>674431691
I, for one, enjoy your ass.
More?
>>674438178
>>674433179
Nice, thx for being true to the code anon, now TIEMSTAMPZ or GTFO oh and butthole too plox thanx
>>674438702
Consider suicide.
>>674437637
thanks. I actually have some spine deformations that make it fragile so I'm not supposed to do many exercising (including squats) but jogging is fine and I will probably start doing it
>>674436779
Just cause I'm not attractive doesn't mean I don't take care of hygiene. I bath regularly and apply lotion and stuff
>>674438178
>>674438518
okay, here's one more
>>674437992
ehh okay anon, I know this already
>>674438822
Not as good as bare ass, but still fappable my friend.
>Would let use my face as a chair
>>674437637
>Giving advice
lets see your body the if you think that is better than hers
>>674435045
youre a faggot, whitenight retard. Go hug a tree if you plan on doing that again. The only way to be a gentleman on /b/ is telling the "wimmenz" thx for showing tits/vagoo/sharpie in pooper or telling gtfo when they dont. Any other anon who rags on her is justified because THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNET, and its only her right to be ridiculed for straying so far from the kitchen
>>674438822
I'm telling you: Yoga will change everything.
>>674438822
Im in a fucking wheelchair with a fucked up spine and 8 titanium screws holding it together.
and i fucking workout
Always the excuses
>muh genes
>muh bones
>cant exercise
Every fucking time.
Get your shit together.
>>674435964
top kek
>>674439323
well your spine is already fucked up, should I fuck up mine so I can't walk either?
My doctor told me to not do it you fucking mongoloid
>>674439323
>leg stretches
>exercise
Not quite.
>>674439169
I am genuinely have a very good body, and nice try but you're not ganna see it kek
>>674431691
You exercise porkchop
>>674432097
Doesnt she has butt implants , also shes a nigger wtf do you want to be a nigger ?
>>674439483
excuses
>>674431691
Join the flat earth society
>>674431691
do 100 squats a day and then 200 and then go with 100 with a 10 litre water bottle and then 200 with the bottle and gg
>>674436407
Big surprise there , you are single , nooo
>>674440019
stairs
>>674433179
Maybe it's my overactive libido but I want to bend you over and fuck you like a dog in heat. Any more pics I'm trying to fap here.
>>674440019
Proof or shut the fuck up, hot wheels.
>>674436429
Try your luck and reincarnate.
>>674439618
>I am genuinely have a very good body
Yeah of course every day fat girls her saying the same shit pretending to be thin and giving advice to other girls thats really pahetic.
>>674438822
Wtf your allowed to jog but not do leg raises squads planking and yoga, is it the spine deformation that doesn't allows you to eat a balanced diet as well?.
What condition are we speaking of here ?
>>674434360
OP will always be a faggot it seems
>>674440623
ehh sure
>>674431691
My girlfriend's ass is totally flat. On par with that picture. Sometimes leaves me unsatisfied, but i've never said it. I love her and she makes up for it with enthusiasm and being generally an awesome person. Do squats. You can fix it. It's not a huge deal. Don't ask these dudes that get their standards from porn
>>674440726
where's this from?
NOT ONE TIMPSTAMP AND TITS
>itt newfags
>>674435045
Yeah she is hard at work al right, like African ""working-hard""
>>674440620
Kek
>>674431691
OP I think you have a nice ass, I have a wedgie fetish and would LOVE to see you give yourself a wedgie
>>674436407
I wish I could stuff it with my 6 inch but it probably needs 12 inches. Go black!
>>674437637
like her belly .
idk why i am so mean
>>674439595
Butt munching, ass bandit.
>>674441106
you are literally retarded or didn't read what I said there
>I don't blame my weight on genetics
>>674441098
sorry, I don't feel like talking about it, my health in general and talking about it gets me emotional
and no, it's not obesity related problems, I don't have those, just some things that I have from birth
and I am on a diet currently
>>674441189
okay, thanks. I get that some guys are able to look past it, which is nice
>>674441568
actually am pretty tight, and black guys are a turn off for me nevertheless
>>674438822
don't listen to haters, you're hot
I've always been obsessed with perfect, round asses. My wife's ass is totally flat. FML
>>674436429
>I would fuck anything with a hole in it.
pretty much sums up all of the virgins in this thread
>>674441187
I find you insanely attractive actually.
Please give me your Kik.
>>674441694
i remember now
>>674438822
You think your problem is your ass?
well lets see it from butt hole perspective and we can see if its a big problem or not
Don´t forget sharpie in pooper
>>674435050
You're full of shit. They're notably unmatching and she has pepperoni nips.
Your not obese, you just have 0 muscle definition. Get off your lazy ass and do some fucking squats.
>>674441770
Quit blaming your problems on shit that's out of your control. You've got everyone in this thread giving you the answer, and you're making up excuses because exercise is not the answer you want
>>674437637
No it isn't, cardio is fucking garbage for what OP wants jesus christ OP go to /fit/ right fucking now.
>>674441770
You should always watch your food intake , and honestly i dont get why the fuck any one would come to /b for this.
Haven't seen a time stamp but either way i get triggered in to asshole mode trying to make you kill yourself.
That excessive skin you have it will take 5 years for that to pull back, i hope you have the discipline to keep that diet up ;)
I suggest moistening on those stretch marks , there is some ointment that helps great didnt care enough to remember the name .
How did you get those stretch marks? did you spawn a child then got fat and dumped?
>>674441770
"actually am pretty tight, and black guys are a turn off for me nevertheless" Damn bitch, why arent we getting married and working on having babies already
>>674441187
Sweetheart, please get off B, this is only detrimental, your beautiful the way you are sweetie, don't worry about your ass hun, guys would line up to go at it. Just keep your chin up and that little belly and you will find someone who will treat you like the princess you are. Never settle. Love and light.
On you are completely fuckable and I want to see more of you. Get on those hands and knees. Show us that ass at the proper angle. <3
>>674434090
This
>>674442231
it's not my excuses that bother you, it's that you're so fucking angry at the world that you can't feel compassion for anyone
you don't even know my health problems, and yet you're claiming they're fake and I'm just making excuses, to justify myself - while I'm anonymous, and TO an anonymous bunch of people
have you considered that maybe I was telling the truth and I really am not in condition to do some of the exercises that a completely healthy person could?
>>674441770
>I don't feel like talking about it, my health in general and talking about it gets me emotional
oh fuck off please
we don't care for your emotions or whatever. work out, get hot and then come back and post tits faggot
>>674442720
OP legitimately does not need this.
For her own sake she needs the mildly negative comments, she needs to go do squats and exercise more in general. Don't promote mediocrity, in the guise of protecting someone. it's harmful.
>>674442720
>you're beautiful the way you are
>you don't have to put forth any effort to change your unhealthy blob of a body
>but you should "never settle"
this fucking line of thought is why so many women are absolutely deranged now
I'd get inside it all day
>>674431691
Just be a huge slut, and be open about it. It doesn't matter what your body looks like, as long as you are clean shaven and let people nut in your raw.
Seriously, you'll have people wanting to hang out with you all the time, you'll have guys liming up to get your number, you'll never have to pay for dinner or a movie or a drink ever again.
You're not hot enough to be picky, but if you try to be picky, you'll be forever alone. You just need to let the world know you're easy and you'll never have any issues getting guys again.
>>674442620
the fuck was that bitch thinking jumping off of that roof?
>>674442231
ikr at least she is being realistic about niggers, that would fuck her odds of getting a man right the hell up.
>>674433179
Which things (snack candy food) are you going to miss on this diet of yours ?
>>674443222
Nice trips
sad...say hello to my gf ;)
Blaming your fatbody on genetics.
wut.
>>674443364
was also my first post in months
>rolling for more trips
>>674443222
Idk how did this one even think the rope would hold her.
>>674443511
dubs
good enough
>>674443366
i've seen traps with that kind of bodies all the time on here (._.")
>>674443366
Hello now let's see tits
>>674443511
haha you only got dubs
>>674443521
rather underestimating her own strength
the rope is fine, she let go cuz shes a fat weak fucktard
>>674443593
if you dont belive,these are her hips and sidebutt...its real man
squats and poutine, but it's an okay butt, don't sweat it too hard
>>674442946
Kik?
>>674443753
no pussy = trap
Are you guys still talking to this fucking whale? Jdjdjdhshsjjdjdb
>>674443632
>>674431691
go to the gym you lazy cunt
>>674442620
ouch. she completely destroyed her left knee. will walk with a limp the rest of her life.
why would you just..jump off a roof?........
>>674431691
Better flat ass than fat ass. Don't try to look like a Kardashian, it's just wrong.
>>674443753
But no tits huh?
>>674443366
OP > your gf
You will never have a nice ass, and it's not because your fucking genetics or skeleton you silly bitch.
It's because you wont accept the fact that you don't have a nice ass because of your lifestyle and habits.
Genetics play some role, you'll never be Kim K, but you could have a nice round bubble butt if you changed your life.
You obviously wont do that though because you can't take responsibility for anything, and blame it on "muh genetics"
Tone your muscle, and work on flexibility and posture.
![1408099185228_Image_galleryImage__EXCLUSIVE_SAN_ANTONIO_TE[1].jpg](/image/image-404.png "1408099185228_Image_galleryImage__EXCLUSIVE_SAN_ANTONIO_TE[1].jpg")
>I can't exercise or eat healthy because I have medical conditions!
I could tell the moment this thread started that this person will always be fat. The people who will never do anything to imrpove themselves are always obvious
>>674443906
With nipples man come on
>>674442662
Because you objectify her and call her a bitch.
Funny enough im also behind this post
>>674442620
>>674441379
youtube doc, shit was epic. No furher source
Date japanese men
>>674433179
Hit the gym lardass. Also try some cocoa butter on them stretch marks.
>>674444409
So close
>>674444269
she could speak for herself, faggit.
>>674444318
man :( wanted a youtube vid link or something
>>>/fit/36423723
ask advice here
![42ce334d3c7fed6828979ba501f11bcc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k754cFp.jpg "42ce334d3c7fed6828979ba501f11bcc[1].jpg")
remember guys, don't bully OP, she has "medical conditions" so she can't exercise! :)
OP, are you Canadian?
![den08[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mLoJibs.jpg "den08[1].jpg")
don't bully people with conditions! people with conditions CANNOT do exercise!
>>674431691
you are obviously a girl with that hurricane thought process
>>674444025
>Kim K
>>674443855
you can leave yours and I'll add you
>>674444833
this guy isn't endangering himself by doing this, you moron
I could literally break my neck/spine, my bones are way more fragile than on a healthy human
>>674445002
no
>>674445051
and it fucking sucks and I never mentioned it to anybody or used it as an excuse in real life
not to my friends, not to anybody.
I'm saying it here cause it's truth
so go fuck yourself
last one for tonight...my gf and me want you a good night, im going to put my cock in her bubble butt :D
>>674445490
>I could literally break my neck/spine, my bones are way more fragile than on a healthy human
no, they aren't.
you're now making up excuses for why a man with no arms and legs can work out, but you can't.
you will NEVER be in shape, in fact, you will NEVER weigh less or look better than you do now, in the rest of your entire life.
Holy shit this thread is depressing.
OP you are fucking pathetic. Truly.
You are so unwilling to take any responsibility or change anything.
You come on here asking how to change your ass and everyone has given you the same answer, and you have incredibly lame excuses as to why you wont even try it.
What's even more pathetic though is all the white knights in this thread. This woman is not only physically repulsive, but her personality is clearly below shit-tier.
Why the fuck are you defending this pathetic thing?
I'm not typically one to insult people's looks even on /b/, but holy shit you are not only hideous, but your infuriating. You complain about shit and just keep coming up with more excuses and reasons that shit that is entirely in your control is somehow not your fault.
Your a real winner lady.
>>674445490
Mine is disacch
Please add me
>>674445326
there is no tiemstamp and still feeding this virtual whale?
shame on u guiz!
>>674445655
>>674445790
Okay, I don't know if you're trolling but this is actually making me upset and maybe I'm stupid for it but I don't care
I said I can't do some types of exercise.
I said I plan on doing jogging and dieting
You're just twisting my words and trying to convince me I'm completely healthy and I really am not, and haven't been since the day I was born
but whatever. I'm leaving the thread
>>674431691
Miss,
no matter how ugly may be your ass.
It's always a girl's ass. That is, WONDERFUL !!
>my gf has buttcheeks way worse than OP pic
>>674445490
So let me get this straight. You are capable of jogging a very high impact activity that is pretty fucking rough on your body as far as exercising goes, but you are incapable of bending your knees and lowering your ass to the ground because you could break your spine.
Keep telling yourself that you pathetic lard ass.
>>674431691
>>674433179
you don't look all that bad. I think you have a very feminine body. You're just not in the best physical shape but you aren't disgusting or anything. Just try to find a nice guy who isn't shallow and looking for a swimsuit model. with the choice of women today, you seem like you'd make a decent girlfriend/wife
>>674445790
body pic with timestamp bitch. i'm not the one defending her but it's annoying seeing all these people thinking they're hot shit.
>>674432641
MOAR of her !??!?
>>674433179
3 tits?
>>674445790
you're*
>>674446192
Add me on kik
disacch
>>674446440
I don't care if she had 4 tits, I'd fill her up with my baby batter
>>674446192
YOU HAVE TO GET UPSET IN LIFE SOMETIMES.
YOU'RE UPSET BECAUSE YOU'RE BEING TOLD THE TRUTH BY AN ARMY OF PEOPLE AND IT'S CRUMBLING DOWN THE WALLS OF LIES YOU HAVE BUILT AROUND YOURSELF TO SUPPORT YOUR LAZINESS
THERE
IS
NOTHING
WRONG
WITH
YOU
>>674433179
lovely stretchmarks
>I hate my disproportionate build :(
are you implying you're one of those selfhating selfharming selfcringing tumblrdepressedgirl ?
>>674446633
no, I'm being told by a bunch of 'sociopathic memers' that they have more knowledge than any doctor that ever diagnosed me
this is why I never say anything about my health issues to anyone in real life
cause people are fucking scum and will always blame me, even for stuff I was born with and is not treatable
thanks for proving that
>>674446192
plug your ass with a sharpie op so we can see that ass from another perspective
>>674441187
pretty - but I wouldn't date a girl who posted her nudes online
Go to the gym, squat a lot trust me it helps before you presume anything about that, just do it and see what changes come. Do the right squat, the deep squat. Also hone your sex skills, an ass is not everything no matter how insecure you feel about it. Plus seduction is not about the ass, its just a body part. Seduction is something larger and encompasses more elements. Stop thinking negatively and have confidence, that gets you guys also.
>>674443191
she's searching a man to engage, not only a penis.
>>674431691
Whats your age?
>>674446192
I'm not trolling, and I'm not trying to convince you that you are completely healthy. I don't know your situation. I believe that you likely do have some medical condition, and I believe it likely does limit you to some degree, but you are very clearly giving excuses and putting limits on yourself that are in your head and not from the condition.
You will never be healthy if you have tat attitude. You could get healthier and stronger though if you changed that attitude. You don't have to squat with 500 pounds for it to be effective. Body weight exercises can be extremely effective, and if you started with those and kept working at it, you may find yourself healthy enough that if you desired you might be able to starting adding weight.
Who knows. but you will never know if you are unwilling to try.
I feel like you'll likely come back trying to say body weight exercises are useless, based off your previous responses (assuming you didn't actually leave the thread yet), but they aren't if a normal squat is too easy and not giving results do a one legged squat or some other variation. You can get absolutely ripped off of nothing, but body weight exercises.
There is a video of a fucking giant black body builder out there talking about his experiences. He was in jail, they removed all the equipment and weights, but he kept training. With no weights and shit nutrition this dude became buffer then Arnold in his prime.
It's extremely possible even with whatever physical limitations you might have. Your problem is you are limiting yourself mentally.
good luck. i know this will fall on deaf ears though.
How much do you weigh? Do not feel embarrassed about it, it's the internet anyway. Maybe we can help you.
>>674447083
You weren't born fat you fucking degenerate cow, you keep looking for something to blame ot on rather than yourself
There truly is no help for you
>>674447083
Fuck it. I tried to help. I give up.
You've clearly already given up, might as well just off yourself and do the world a favor at this point.
Also, you came to /b/ what the fuck did you expect to happen?
>"look at my butt guys and pls tell me its beautiful just because im a femanon but that doesnt matter"
>>674431691
DO SQUATS YOU DUMB BITCH
>>674448228
Dont bother dude, people like her are weak and the only thing stopping them is themselfs they only cry about it for attention and want everything to be easy and given to them while never lifting a finger.
REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX9FSZJu448
>>674447764
I will never be healthy cause my condition isn't treatable and I suffer chronic pain that will only get worse as years go by. Not because of my attitude.
I am, however, fat because of my attitude and cause I was depressed for the last couple of years. That's all on me
but don't tell me I can do something that I can't. I'm trying to get better and am saying that throughout this whole thread.
>>674446281
it's not me whose telling that to myself, it's medical professionals. but I guess I should trust /b/ more. jogging isn't bad for me, sprinting would be, but I can run at normal speed and not endanger myself
>>674448228
no, you just realized that you're a judgemental asshole, but it's okay, you're on 4chan
I didn't expect anything, I'm just in a weird mood and started a thread
>>674447083
What the fuck did you expect on /b/? Kill self. Actually this is too fucking retarded to be real. Bait. Sage.
>>674447083
Doctorfag here,
If you're able to stand with all that weight, you won't be breaking any bones in water.
Go swimming, Take responsibility for your actions. Blubber will keep you warm too, and if you genuinely care about your health and don't wanna be dead by 50 you'll do it.
>>674448776
Oh! Thats exactly how I feel.
Why's that?
>>674449289
Wow you are truly delusional.
>>674449313
yes, swimming is also allowed to me
I don't know how to swim tho and there isn't any public pool or a sea in my town or nowhere near
I do chill in the river sometimes at summer, maybe I could ask someone to help me learn to swim
>>674447083
the only thing I blame you for is the load I just blew while looking at your tits and pussy
>>674432790
>Hey I wanna learn how to do something
>Oh that sounds hard instead of trying I'll just blame my body.
Fucking kill yourself you piece of shit.
>>674449694
You go to a river and can't swim.
>fat whale in natural habitat floating on water
what a sight that must me
>>674448368
it's beautiful
>>674449313
>i'm a doctor because i have a stethoscope and a clinical medicine book
LOL, first year nursing student detected
>>674449694
You dont have to swim, you can walk/run in the water. How tall are you? If you are 5'5 get into 5 feet of water and walk around and jump up and down.
>>674448368
Timestamp
>>674433179
Fucking gross
>>674450336
Bitter much, faggot?
>>674436407
did u shave in between this pic and front pic
>>674450895
yes
>>674450464
5'4" yeah I love being in water, it relaxes me a lot
>>674436407
would you post a pic of you on your hands and knees? with pussy showing?
>>674451043
Also I'm curious what exactly you have wrong with you. If you put a name to your condition knowledgeable people would be able to give better advice, but you are unwilling for whatever reason.
My brother has spinal degeneration. I'm wondering if that is also what you have, or is it something different?
>>674435369
Please stop. Your body is repulsive. Come back after you lost some weight.
>>674451043
>That is very unfortunate
>I feel for you
>but you're still full of shit
okay anon, I think this tells me enough about your personality
good job dropping all those TRUTH BOMBS
you opened my eyes
wow
>>674451055
>I love being in water
I'd love to watch you scrub up in a warm soapy bath
>>674451627
with me scrubbing her
>>674451707
no, nobody wants you there faggot
>>674431691
Hey Op!
You're fine! Chubby or not I feel sorry for you. For posting here, low self esteem person, like me. I got your feelings. I feel fat and disgusting. Just like you. But you know what?!. There's always an option: plastic surgery! You're not totally lost. Just save the money you're putting on cakes and chocolates and make yourself like an android.!!
>>674449313
1st year detected
>>674450465
Now tell me that im not fat and i have a nice body pls
>>674451898
you're not fat. you have a gorgeous body. get naked please?
>>674451043
If I dropped my kik OP, could you make a fansign for me? I really love your tits.
>>674451393
I'm sorry, it just makes my eyes water whenever I talk about it, probably cause I so rarely do
I act all of the time like everything is fine and no one even knows I'm in this horrible physical pain
if you really wanna know, you can leave your kik and we can talk about it
but I can't just write a post here and let /b/ bully me for it, it is literally my weakest spot
disregard that reply, didn't mean to click that.
>>674451898
Ew! You super hot Bitch! I'm jelly!
>>674451898
wonderful.
forget that pornaddict faggots.
I would be happy to date you, but I feel sick dating a girl who posts her nudes.
>>674451898
You're a fat as attention craving whore. I bet no one likes you and that you'll never get anywhere in life also Sharpie in pooper
>>674451555
You keep dodging everything I'm saying to you.
Maybe because you know I might be right, but you refuse to accept it?
I'm not even suggesting anything crazy to you.
I recommended body weight exercises, working on your flexibility and your posture. None of those are anything radical.
Yet you keep going "Oh my god I can't, If I even think about it my bones will turn to dust and I'll die!"
>>674451898
You got a flat ass and your fat? Kys piggy
>>674451898
I bet u got no hips
its flat but at least its big. my girlfriends ass looks like a smaller version of yours. shit sucks. shes been going to the gym for about a month though so I'm hoping she'll eventually get a bigger ass.
I still eat the ass like no tomorrow.
>>674452550
another ＦＡＧＧＯＴ craving for nudes
>>674452320
you look disgusting
>>674451898
I will give you a serious response. You want a nice ass do squats. Squats as hell. Lot of time. You'll get nice ass with time.
nah, i like your tummy.
put penis inside of butt, that works
no but seriously its not genetics, its because you're lazy and dont work out
>>674452824
and then, finally having a Nice Ass, she will be able to do Nice Poo in The Loo.
BTW having a nice ass means higher probability to get nailed. Do you actually need sodomy or love?
>>674452824
I really dont care about any looks but my hair, but thanks for the tip
>>674452079
Look, I understand that whatever it is that it is very difficult to deal with. If I were in your shoes there's a strong possibility I would have a similar mindset.
Especially if you do have doctors telling you these things it makes it even easier for you to agree and tell yourself you can't do something.
I genuinely hope that you are able to get in shape, and improve your condition to some degree.
Good luck. I'm out.
>>674451898
I would, i have to admit that you started well, i can see some good thiing but, i can´t tell if you are hiding some fat behind your shorts or your top, so, if you take them of i can suerely certificate that you have a nice body and that you are not fat.
>>674453229
>Especially if you do have doctors telling you these things
she doesn't. it's a lie she won't let go of
>>674435369
Nobody can prove its you. And nobody cares enough to try. Just post.
>>674433179
Go squat bitch.
/thread
>>674453281
Impressive anon really impressive, but i wont do that
>>674452371
op, your ass isn't flat. it just looks like that because of the muscles just above your ass are over developed. It usually comes from having back problems and the muscles in that spot compensate for weaker muscles. If you want to know what I mean. squeeze your buttcheeks together and feel of the area just above your ass and on the side of your hip. I can see it in the picture
>>674432790
Do you have tits? I know tons of girls with terrible asses and big or just really nice tits who just find tit guys.
I'm an ass guy so that is terrifying to me, but it's not like I'm any kind of winner so don't take this to heart.
So get good paying work, buy boob job, get boob guy.
>>674431691
Do I look a little pregnant or just fat?
>>674454066
not fat or pregnant. you look like you ate thanksgiving dinner and got a little temporary bloat
>>674454066
where are the lovely stretchmarks ?
>>674453889
yeah, this is true and it makes sense
looks really ugly tho
but thanks for telling me, haven't looked at it this way. I do have back problems, as I stated earlier
>>674454066
who are you? femanon or OP?
Also we need a front view, we can judge from this one
>>674454290
OP here, this isn't me obviously
>>674434935
It's not skeletal and yes it is genetics, I'm a dude with a butt like that and my family all has it. But I'm not a girl so there is less emphasis there, tho a lot of women still like butts so I hear ya.
I still don't understand why a girl should be defined by the aspect of her ass.
>>674435045
What is this Tumblr?
>>674454066
I also think i migh be pregnant, those are probably full of milk! :(
>>674436407
Pussy is nice and Tight. That's a huge plus.
Thread still alive after 3 hours, well done op
>>674454732
he is abusing the elevator. Note the bag that stops the door.
>>674431691
Are you Hank hill ?
>>674454290
rofl
Just answer the question.
>>674454980
searching for female HANK HILL on socialnetworks
>>674454732
Too bad he's a faggot, because he looks like potential alpha.
Such a waste of good genetics.
>>674454898
I already hate the little alien! Hbu?
>>674453656
Well as i suspected you have something to hide, it´s a shame i almost thought that you had a hot and perfect body. this is disappointing.
