Waifu claiming thread: Original Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Hugs allowed
>most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Fuck off green. first post reserved for Red.
>Claimed.
Obligatory claim.
>>674431586
Sanya Claimed
>>674431677
>Second place
:((((((
>>674431479
Ya i didn't do anything. how about you?
>>674431699
>>674431792
>Even nolegs beat me to it.
I am slipping.
>not wanting a dedicated waifu
Yuno claimed plebs.
Ayy
>claimed
Seras claimed
I have to go to the Douche flute shop and go see the Grill at work.
But hey, Thursday is awesome so far.
She watches y I u fap while riding my cock
It vibrates
>>674431792
>>674431922
If Ginko's not here I'm getting first post.
>>674431479
Yep pretty well, gonna be out of town for the next few days. Vising my father and all. Sadly not gonna be able to post at all during that period.
So how was your day?
Mikasa is my girl
>>674431896
Same, just drinking some coffee right now. Thanks for asking, buddy. Listening to music right now?
>>674431950
Heyo Ruri, hope your day went well.
>>674432304
That sucks man, hope your visit goes well. We'll miss ya.
Was alright, nothing exciting happened as usual. Some guy I watch just came online for once in a blue moon, so now I'm just sort of waiting.
Listening to music right now?
>>674431536
Phoenix Wright was one of my first gba games that i had, love them every time i play. Sadly i havent fully played more than Trials and Tribulations
Sup?
>>674432568
Nope. Drinking coco though.
You might as well check out your results.
http://strawpoll.me/7106371/
Maybe one day clock will make it time for me to be happy
>>674431876
Nearly complete. A day more at the most. I cannot allow any sort of inadequacy.
Sona clamied
Here's my beautiful babe.
>>674432568
Always. Just found out about these guys. Kind of reminds of Qualia, which is one of my favorites post-rock groups.
https://youtu.be/a9hMM77JL34
You listening to anything?
>>674433143
One of them machines can turn men into angels...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX2RVAiwXkE&index=41&list=PLoZ9e3eRJ8shXtie25BT3GdFsb7-dWgVz
>>674432595
I've only played two, so I'm no expert either. The other one I played was Justice for All, pretty cool. Franziska von Karma is a best in that game.
The only thing I kinda don't like are the psyche-locks. I fucked up a lot with those. But seriously, play again, shit's hella fun the second or the third time you play
>>674432661
AMON AMARTH NEW ALBUM HYPE TRAIN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw5G6fF-wqQ
>>674432568
I got out earlier than usual, it was fine.
How about you? feeling any better?
>>674432958
hand-kun a bestest.
>>674433508
Literally cumming.
>Best German Cv Claimed
Guten Abend everyone
>http://bwaifu.chatango.com/
>it is still alive ?
I claim elsa as my waifu you jews
>>674433063
If you have a musical waifu, then you can support us with music. amirite?
>>674433400
>How Emi cooks jewish food
Wish me luck guys, I've gotta go get stabbed repeatedly. I'll be back later.
>>674433400
>Franziska von Karma is a best in that game
agreed
I did playthru few months ago. Cant remember most of it.
>>674433866
I pop on it once in a while
>>674431868
What's her name.
>>674432958
Was actually thinking of drinking coco instead of coffee but I changed my mind, odd. Already voted.
Nice though, glad you're relaxing.
>5th place
>implying I do anything for these threads
>all of my wrists
>>674433723
Nice, glad you've been enjoying your early release. Day's been slow for me.
Me? Yeah, a bit. Day's been alright. Thanks for asking.
>>674433143
Nice, music's always great to listen to while scanning the thread. Nope, I am not.
>>674433866
Heyo, Graf.
>>674433933
Enjoy getting stabbed. Just protect the kidney, that's all that matters.
>>674433933
Good luck on your slaughter moonpie.
>>674433508
>>674433729
It's some good shit. Probably gonna listen to this for the night
Bet you all wished you claimed elsa before me f4gg0t5
>>674434020
Well done :>
>>674434130
Guten Tag !
>I love dat pic !
>>674433508
>>674434703
Forgot to include red signature. Oh well.
>One week.
Did somebody say [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Day 5... I think, of the double scoop free promotion at Neo's Dairy Kingdom.
We have strawberry, vanilla, Malted French people, (lemon), chocolate dolphins, liquorice, chocolate, mint, mojito. Oh, can't forget "I don't care" flavour.
Public survey, where are people from? I'm getting curious as to how the population of these threads are spread.
>>674434770
Atleast learn to download a picture
>>674433933
Have fun!
>>67443392
https://youtu.be/zX7UWavbT5g
Good enough?
>>674435007
>Oh, can't forget "I don't care" flavour.
I'll take 2 scoops then
>>674435010
Can't on bing mobile on my phone
>>674435007
I'll take the highest calorie ice cream you got because i'm american.
>>674433034
Understood, i shall wait for it eagerly.
>>674435007
Latvia, oh and ill take my liquorice. Thanks.
>>674435007
Can I have some Malted French People?
>>674434916
>Forget pic
>>674435007
Heyo Dairy Queen, American.
>>674435007
'Murica.
Give me a scoop of everything, slut.
>>674435007
'Murica
i present Lord Dominator.
>>674435007
Two scoops of Strawberry as per usual!
How are you Neo?
>>674435007
Do you have Sherbet?
>>674433926
>From the wife of the creator of "Mein Kampf"
>Comes a revolurionary book every true aryan woman must posess
>"Mein Kochbuch"
>>674434020
>Cant remember most of it.
That's pretty common. At least I can say it happened to me as well, couldn't remember certain things. At least it gives it extra replay value
>>674435007
Spain
>Lemon pls
I know you're here lurking here.
An ode to those too afraid to post.
https://youtu.be/jfFTT3iz740
>>674431876
Eila claim!
>>674435700
Making America great, one post at a time.
>>674435007
>>674435720
Also America
>>674435007
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
>where are people from?
My flag says I'm from Texas.
>I'm not
>>674435754
There is just too many things to pay attention to
>>674435844
>>674435700
>Whatever you are
>>674435844
>>674436005
I made a thing
>>674435007
Forgot to say I'm american
>>674436002
>Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim
Sounds like a porno
>>674435007
Greece
Ζήτω το Έθνος!
>>674436005
You see /waifu/, My opponent is a little bitch. He couldn't even take Leona, A support, in a 1v1. Vote for Red.
>>674436178
I bet you couldn't even build a wall to keep out pepes.
Red will build a great wall to keep out the pepes that are ruining our great nation.
#Red2016
>Shooping more political war Red.
>>674435111
Trips demand it. For trips I'll just give you all of our stock.
Have you hit 10,000 fps yet?
>>674435213
Alrighty, two scoops of Cluster coming up. It's a mix of peanut butter ice cream, caramel pieces and marshmallow and peanut butter swirls, coming in at 649 calories in total. We can substitute the peanut butter stuff but (black people) dolphins?
>>674435244
Three scoops for your dubs. We always have liquorice in stock, you're the only person who eats it.
>>674435258
Want some white flags with them?
>>674435324
Hey hand-kun, got any of those pats left over?
How was your day?
>>674435361
Ay, ya can't go around getting a scoop of everything. It's two scoops for free, rest you gotta pay a bikini pic. Or the cutest pic you've got.
>>674435658
Of course, of course. Double scoop of strawberry for you and Little Red.
Pretty good day today, ordered SSX 3 for PS2 again because I've been getting all nostalgic over it.
>>674435700
Not actually from America. I feel like I'm on the only one from England in the thread. Tally-ho guv'ner tea and crumpets and all.
>>674435720
We've got every type of ice cream here. First time coming to Neo's Dairy Kingdom? Haven't had a sherbet order before.
>>674435754
Lemon coming up. Want some dolphins with that?
>>674436002
Uh... Instructions are kinda unclear, something bad might happen.
(Sorry for the long post again .-.)
>>674435007
>where are people from?
Finland
>>674435007
>>674435658
Also, Murica
>>674436410
Piss forgot pic again.
>>674436389
oh its on
>>674436410
>implying there are any pictures of Red in a bikini... Anywhere..
Cutest pic will suffice.
>>674436037
American.
>tfw seeing all of this make /waifu/ great again material
>lovely
>>674436512
>FILESWAP
Y THO. I CANT EVEN POST CUTEST PIC NOW.
>Second best
>>674436410
Of course
>>674436410
There needs to be a debate
>>674436741
second reply was meant for this:
>>674436389
>>674436433
>From Finland
>Sanya is your waifu
Elia pls.
>>674436410
Yes, and I expected that. Only reason I know about Sherbet is because my old man loved it more than normal ice cream, and so do I
>Captcha is trucks
>Truck for lemon ice cream
>>674436410
>Want some dolphins with that?
White chocolate dolphins!
>Neo's Dairy Kingdom will go bust at this rate
>>674436954
This is exactly why we need to elect me as president, to build a huge wall, funded by pepe posters and spidermen.
>>674436410
Nice. I need to play PS2 again. Shit was fun.
I was supposed to go see Dropkick Murphy's today but couldnt get the ticket :/
>>674436862
>>674437117
>>674437169
>thumbnail
>>674436931
>Lemon ice cream
>Lemon
>>674431586
My god you people are pathetic. Why do you wish to fantasize over a fictional character?
claimed
>>674437411
>LEWD
>>674436940
True. But I'm kinda gambling on the winner of the /waifu/ elections giving me a small subsidy to keep the business going.
>>674436931
Aw, that's really sweet. Sherbet coming up. Want any toppings with that?
>>674436741
And those cute little white chocolate dolpins?
>>674436652
>>674436512
Alright, I guess that'll work. A scoop of everything coming up. Though be warned, some people order weird things.
>>674437203
>Dropkick Murphy
Damn, that's unfortunate. Well I guess there's always next time, right? Can't say I'm lucky with getting tickets either.
This is a PSA. Willing to give out ice cream for candidates for President of /waifu/ if you subsidize the the Ice Cream business.
>>674436652
>>674436652
Χαχ, κατά κανόνα είσαι ο Jeb Bush, αυτών των εκλογών τώρα. Πήγαινε να πουλήσεις Γκουακ ή κάτι τέτοιο
>>674437411
>>674436410
But of course I do, all the pats for you.
>pats
Was alright, pretty slow but I can't complain. Thanks for asking, you?
>>674436556
Ah, alright.
It is pretty great, can't believe how many people voted on that poll.
>>674437673
My greek does not extend this far .-.
>>674431586
Btw, you wana do the next one, or should i take over ? (or anyone else in that matter )
>>674437641
Sherbet doesn't need toppings, it's sweet enough, just like how everyone should see their waifu
>>674437777
>heavenly quads checked
>>674437411
We are a Christian imageboard, you know?
>>674437641
I'm sure whoever wins will not want the population rioting. Your business is safe.
>Thank god
>>674437777
Bow before your quad king, mortal wretches.
Pretty good day, still trying to get an essay written. It's not going badly, it's just a broad topic to write about and I can easily go off topic.
Might be posting some of my work today.
>>674437862
Don't worry, it's better if you don't know what that says.
haven't got much time but hey.
>>674438117
>>674437411
>Posting lewd Tenryuu
Have you no decency
>>674437641
I wish I could go. In Boston on St. Patricks Day? That'd be a fucking night alright
Spider man will end this threat quickly
>Anyone want to play WoWs now ?
>>674437777
Checked
>>674438221
Something something sell Jeb Bush.
does he lead a double life as a hooker in Greece?
Waifu.
>>674438033
Your words say sweet, your gif says adorable. Make up your mind. Triple scoop of sherbet for you and you clock-eyed waifu. -No toppings.
>>674438134
Ah, it's good to know that the business is safe. Maybe we're serving ice cream to the future president in this thread.
>>674438329
Oh yeah! It's St. Partricks Day. Do you celebrate it much or...?
>>674437641
Of course
>>674437097
The polls don't reflect what you're saying
>>674437777
Nice quads
>>674438279
Hello
>>674438102
>singles checked
>>674438136
Hope that essay goes smoothly, I'm sure you will do great. Broad topics are great, very easy to just drone on about and make a monolith of text for in no time.
Nice, I look forward to it.
>>674438421
Where do you think all that money came from?
Rory Mercury is best Waifu.
>>674438525
I am not saying someone is stuffing the ballot box, but there are more than 50 times the votes than there are voters.
>>674438776
Greeks pay big for Jeb Bush out there.
>What's his street name?
Oh, and the population spread is:
America
9
Latvia
1
Spain
1
Greece
1
Finland
1
Glorious Britland (Quickly turning into a Shariah state_.
1
The more you know.
>>674438525
Coming right up. You running of president of /waifu/, by the way?
>>674438669
Usually I do well with broad questions, but with a word cap of 4000 and an emphasis on keeping to the question, I'm struggling to stay on track. Although this essay doesn't matter too much, it's just practice.
I'm gonna touch up my first piece of art before posting it. It's been a while since I've looked at it.
>>674438922
I have no clue what you mean
also his street name is Big Guac
>>674438922
>50 times the votes than there are voters
Acorn is at it again.
>>674439057
>4000 words
Eh, sounds like something you can knock out in like an hour. Writer's block sucks ass though.
Hey man, do whatever you feel is comfortable. Just eager to see what you've done.
>>674438922
The Guac master. He likes erotic roleplay and smothering himself with Guacamole and the money of others.
>>674439057
Just so you know, Tenryuu is German
>And we acknowledge him as our future Führer
i fucking love you
>>674439512
We love you too
>>674439057
Fucking America land of the Free, home of the whopper.
>>674439512
Y-you too...
>>674439464
>>674439057
And don't forget Holstaur is from Texas.
>>674439927
Well I have done what I needed to do so now I am fucking off, have a nice day weebs.
>>674440036
I hope you realize every time you push a thread to image limit, you spawn a new thread. this is a 24/7 thing. There is no stopping /waifu/
