Guys i need to get sick in less than 12 hours,how i manage to do that?
lick a truck stop toilet seat
Drink bleach
fake it, get really high on weed and pretend you are sick and dont know whats happening, drink a bunch of alcohol until you puke but manage not to look drunk, i dunno theres a world of possibilities
walk around a hospital touching lots of stuff and then touching your nose/eyes/mouth
how sick? just take a cold shower and dont dry off. then just sit around all wet for a while.
Sharpie in the pooper.
Watch a Donald Trump rally
>>674427065
Toothpaste.
Eat lots of it, you will get crazy fever. Its discusting to eat, might cause you to throw up. But get that shit in your stomac and enjoy your fever.
Cut off your dick, anyway you don't need it, faggot.
>>674427350
Does it contain calories?
eat a cigarette
>>674427531
No more than all the cum you eat faggot.
Cut your pens off
Get a bag of tobaccco and a pot of boiling water. Cook the tobacco until the water has boiled off.
Scoop up the remains and swallow
Is it windy out?? If so do what i use to do i would wash my hair and keep it wet and run outside in the wind for about 5-10 minutes and go back inside. Within 12-24 hours you will have a fever
>>674427165
I keked very hard
>>674427531
Everything contains calories, it's an old unit of energy, dumbfuck.
>>674427165
Bleach is mostly water, we're mostly water, therefore. We are bleach.
>>674427165
This guy's right!
>>674427065
why? what for do you need sick?
Drink pepper mixed with water
>>674427065
Go take a shit. Wipe the shit in your eyes. Enjoy pinkeye so bad, no-one will want to go near you.
>>674427531
What does it matter? you fucking asked how to get sick and i answer that. Shut the fuck up and enjoy your skipped school. Fucking faggot. GO EAT TOOTHPASTE
Head on down to the local gay bar and let every guy there bareback you. You are almost certainly going to get sick but you may need to wait 3-6 months before you test positive.
Fucking OP...
>>674427065
Eat tobacco. You will get a fever.
>>674427210
>drink a bunch of alcohol until you puke but manage not to look drunk
you're new at this, aren't you...
drink bleach
>>674427065
think about your life
Take a pencil, break off a couple of pieces (half an inch should suffice) of graphite rod and eat it (chew it)
In a couple of hours you should get a nice fever without any side effects
That's what I did when I was in school and wanted a day off.
>>674428411
that's how you get lead poisoning, retard, do you even school?
Just fucking go to school. I wish I could still go to school, I loved going to school. I'd rather do that than work my really shitty hours at my fast food job and never get to see my friends
Snort some of my chemo pill
>>674428306
/thread
Some sort of poison or toxin the body would try to reject quickly, like bad seafood or dog shit. But you're probably broke as fuck. Now I'm sure you're asking yourself, what's the cheapest option? The dog shit. Go eat dog shit, OP.
>>674427065
scorpion bite or black widow..wont kill you but youll be sick for a bit
>>674427703
doing this every single morning.
>>674427065
Fuck a polish prostitute
>>674427065
you know you have to be at least 18 to be here right?
>>674427065
fuck his >>674429021 mom
>>674427594
this, eat half a cigarette and you will throw up
eat a bunch of niacin that doesnt say flush free on it
>>674427065
Wipe menthol under your eyelids and say u have conjunctivitis
>>674427065
why
>>674428702
>lead poisoning from a modern graphite pencil
commit seppuku
>>674427686
You'll die if you do this op
>>674427821
Go back to facebook in 2011 where this might've been funny
>>674427065
Google ipecac
>>674430535
You mean sudoku faggot
you might die but its an option
Not sur if you really want to be sick or just get a doctors note saying you are. In case of the latter:
Smoke +10 cigarettes in a short time and try swallowing the smoke so you'll cough the shit out of yourself. Then spray your throat with deodorant to worsen the swelling/redness just before you leave for the doctor.
Also swish your mouth with heavy cream or something so your tongue and throat will be a little white.
works for me
profit
>>674431151
i played once and hated it so i try not to think of it. its even been erased from my meme mind
>>674427703
No you won't. I know because that's how I dry my hair
Mix milk, orange juice fully ground nutmeg and some energy drink
Road trip to Africa
>>674427065
Easy thing
>eat alot of ionized salt
>you get fever
Profit?
>>674432114
Good way to get high if u use a lot of nutmeg
>>674427065
I don't know why you want to get sick but why get sick at all? why not just give the impression you are sick, like simulate a fever with something hot in your mouth for the fever thermometer or wear insulating clothes so you sweat a lot or something like that.
