I need to check how much alcohol is in there.
Any ideas /b/?
>>674402246
what the fuck is that?
>>674402246
eat it and get into a police control
>>674402323
combined a stomped apple with yeast for a science project
>>674402433
good idea but I don't have time to get into a police control
>>674402246
Oh my lord.
smell it.
>>674402667
it has to be done in a scientific way
>>674402246
Come on, nigga. I was about to eat eggs. I still will, but now I'm gonna have to be thinking of this runny ass shit. smh fam
>>674402246
you need to check the specific gravity of the fluid with a tester. google where to find it
>>674402698
Well maybe you should research how to do it scientifically you little shit
>>674402833
Thats a good idea I think I'll do that
>>674402807
Enjoy your eggs lad
>>674403313
hold a lighter over it and see if the fumes light up. if it does, it is at least 100 proof.
>>674402246
Seeing as it is fruit/sugar and yeast based, I'd guess somewhere between 5 and 14% abv
>>674403435
So if the substance begins burning it's proof an an alcoholic substance in there?
>>674404196
No cause you need 40% alcohol to burn if its below that theres a thing called a hydrometer and that will help
>>674402246
Weigh, leave at temp where alcohol will evaporate and nothing else will, weigh again. Damn, you retard, how hard was that?
>>674404863
Water in the apple will evaporate too not accurate got to use the float tool they use in wine making
>>674404863
2hard4me I guess but hey thanks.
>>674404863
how do I upvote this?
>>674405286
Just go to a wine making store they will help its not hard and your close to cider just a few more steps lol
perform a solid/liquid extraction, concentrate the ethanol and do an analysis with headspace Gaschromatography-FID
>>674405446
How do I upvote your upvote?
>>674406239
How do I upvote?
>>674406312 Your upvote has been denied
>>674406503
I'm downvoting this
>>674406661
How do I upvote?
We need to send this to the front page.
Please get back on topic lads.
>>674406844
Someone should make a thread dedicated to this meme
>>674406964
Upvote this guy, we should get back on topic.
>>674406964
i already gave the only logical option
>>674406157
>>674407000
Made a thread for it
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>>674407214
I have no idea how to do this tbh fam
>>674402246
>weigh
>heat at around 170 degrees
>weigh again
>whatever the difference is is the amount of alcohol in it
fucking mongoloids
>>674407580
this is such bullshit though
>>674407580
I upvote this.
>>674407731
Is it?
>>674407731
How do I downvote this?
>>674407893
yes cuz you'll be evaporating every compound with a boilingpoint beneath 170 degrees. Besides that, if you heat it for too long you'll lose a but if compounds with an higher boiling point aswell just because it will still evaporate a bit
>>674402246
Titration you idiot
>>674402246
give it a breathalyzer test
>>674406157
>>674407580
>>674407731
>>674408109
without any proper apparatus or chemicals it isnt really possible to reliably determine the amount of ethanol in your sample
>>674408145
Thanks for nothing I have no fucking idea how to do this.
>>674408327
How do I upvote this?
Thanks for all the ideas lads. I'll just go kill myself now.
>>674409368
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>>674409368
How do I upvote this?
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>>674409963
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>>674402246
Drink it.
Ctrl F: drink it
Nothing
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>>674409701
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>>674410324
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>>674402504
Well you already fucked up. The way you do it is measure the solution's specific gravity before and after fermentation.
>>674410377
How do I Like this post?
>>674410377
Idk man but when I figure it out I'll be sure to upvote this
>>674404196
You won't get anything over a few percent alcohol by volume with the sugars in an apple and yeast alone.
>>674411169
I bet we could ask /u/Anonymous
I see him in a lot of these posts
Weigh the container. Then burn off the alcohol and weigh it again. Convert the difference into Moles of alcohol through scientific notation. Winrar
>>674410760
Couldn't he distill it?
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>>674404863
this, easy as shit
also it cannot be more than about 15% because the yeast starts to die off from the alcohol content, to make higher proof liquor you need to distill
>>674402246
how do i upvote this?