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>>674392233
Holy shit.
I want a copy of that nigger's mixtape.
also dubs
>>674392476
Hey faggot, what about "non-porn webm's" dont you understand you illiterate dipshit?
>>674392233
>>674392364
>>674392381
I need backstories pls
>>674392774
You're god damn right
>>674392850
Fuck off you fucking filthy pleeb.
Go suck on your brothers cock, you fucking retard
>>674392870
>because I am literally unable to search the internet without assistance
>>674392476
name?
>>674393018
450 SPLASH !!!!!
>>674393681
>SEAL-submarine.webm
That's a walrus, you fucking idiot.
>>674392233
That's quite cool. If you hear the video you can hear that the police are warning him that his car is on fire. Im fairly certain that the reason he is flipping even though he is out of the fire is because he really is on fire. Ethanolfire. I have seen it on random race-car accidents. Ethanolfire burns at a lower temperature and is invisible to the naked eye. So you burn, but no one can see that you are on fire.
>>674393933
>because his 1998 Chevy Cavalier runs on ethanol.
>>674393879
kek
>>674392381
>>674392870
he burnt his patch
>>674392233
wtf is he doing
>>674393933
>So you burn, but no one can see that you are on fire.
I live in Brazil where 80% of the cars run on ethanol and I never heard about anything like this.
>>674392233
Eventually you will figure out that non-porn translates as rekt.
>unless otherwise specified.
>>674395253
File name should be weeboo and his body pillow
>>674392774
not porn. it's science
>>674393881
>That's a walrus
That's a narwhal, you fucking idiot
>>674394934
LIKE A GLOVE!
>>674394501
fuckin kek'd
>>674396394
>that's a narwhal
Thats a crocodile you fucking idiot
>>674396235
those r actually siblings? or you just filenamed that thing for increased faplevel?
>>674396678
>That's a crocodile
>That's a seagull you fucking idiot
What a pussy.
>>674392564
this qualifies under porn
what you no udnerstand under no porn webm plz git out feggit
>>674396678
>Thats a crocodile you fucking idiot
In iceland, you idiot?
>>674396841
>Thats a seagull
Thats an prokaryotic amoeba you fucking idiot
>>674394175
for some reason this webm makes me happy
>>674397325
>not getting the joke
>>674397057
how is he a pussy? how did he get owned?
>>674396394
>narwhal
your perception is shit
its an platypus
>>674397057
clearly a plant, the guy got paid $200 to pretend to go after Trump just to impose how good his security is and how no one will be able to touch him.
>>674392726
>no, no, your form is all wrong
>here...try it again
>>674396235
MOAR
>>674396834
THE FIEL NAME SAIS THERE SISTURS ITZ TOTALY WINCEZT 4 REALZ!
>>674393933
Yeah and if you have a good friend they can tell your on fire and try to put it out.
Shake and bake.
>>674398121
How do I upvote this?
>>674398484
ALT-F4 opens the reactions window.
>>674398484
Drop a cyanide.
>>674396235
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE
>>674398611
FABULOUS!
>>674398750
>>674398611
>>674398611
This is nice.
>>674398750
Mustard.
>>674398750
SHUT
THE FUCK
UP
>>674398866
I'm not gay I swear, can I do it again?
>>674394394
>F
lol i like this
>>674392827
MUH LEG!!!!
>>674399666
Czech'd
>>674398866
They're days were I wish I can go back and then they're days where I dont.
Didn't even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
>>674400021
2sp00ky4me
>>674400021
Sause... pls
>>674400021
Oh hey Skeletor, wasn't expecting to see you here.
>>674400315
WHAT THE FUCK
>>674394175
That seriously made my morning
>>674393681
majestic!
>>674393881
its a hypothalamus you fucking spastic
>>674399666
Satan trips checked
>>674400527
What, you thought homosexuality wasn't a natural thing?
>>674401087
>LAST NUMBARZ TEH SAEM!!!
>[hand-flapping intensifies]
>>674400021
Anorexia is one hell of a drug
>>674400021
sauce on this already ffs
>>674400021
It's got a ding dong
Are gifs welcome in your bread opie?
>>674397057
lol you're the fucking pussy, cuck faggot
>>674401458
Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch
>>674392364
perforating a block of steel with a forge die
>>674401316
Eat my anus bitch. Sauce.
>>674392381
since when does isis use airsoft guns?
>>674397325
got one
>>674399341
hahaha good, i hate niggers
>>674392870
GTFO you autistic piece of shit
>>674400315
OP meets OP
>>674394934
10/10 would fly with
>>674401867
Legend
>>674401974
That was an unnecessarily hurtful thing to say
>>674401867
Cultural enrichment
>>674392381
what a fucking dick.
kek'd.
this is gonna hurt for a week or two.
>>674401867
Why are they flopping around like that? Do they have epilepsy or something? As a white person I can see no reason to move ones body like that. They are also smiling, which I find scary.
>>674401867
man I can watch this a million times and it never get's old! fuckin nogs!
>>674402254
According to my research, the urban nigger or "tyronius dindunuffinus" constantly "jives" as a mating ritual.
About the third passage in this article.
>>674392564
kek
>>674392233
I guess you could say...
...the police were in hot pursuit
...yyeeaaaaahhhh
>>674401206
newfag detected
>>674394175
>>674399341
Can't stop laughing at their reactions. All of them are priceless
>>674400021
Giraffe you lose.
>>674401834
People who think homosexuality is not natural, needs a real reality check.
Im not gay, but i do support gay rights.
>>674402975
Sauce!
>>674392381
lel at monkeys at the end...
airsoft is for pussyfags, paintball is tha real thing.
>>674392233
I didnt know this was a YLYL thread
>>674403132
Not saying it's not natural, but these things fuck everything, from males to land posts. Well on second thought, we're not that far off.
>>674392827
>>674392726
dear god almighty
>>674394038
nature is like playing Agar io at 3x speed... insane shit
>>674401488
top kek
>>674402254
>As a white person I can see no reason to move ones body like that
It's not you being white, it's you having autism
>>674392233
guy old story. guy is criminal, but has gas on his shirt and in can on seat. cops taze him through winndow on far side of car, igniting shirt and fumes from can. hes being tazed, thats why hes seizure man
>>674396005
Haha!
>>674399881
That's Roger Every fag
>>674393163
Your mom
>>674398404
I was gonna call you a giant fuckin queer then I read the file name. kek
>>674396235
>siblings
>'incest' fetish videos in general
>>674400898
fucking hell if I had a dog doing this degenerate behaviour I would bury it alive in the woods. This webm fucking pissed me off
>>674403132
People who think "it's natural" is a legitimate argument, need a real reality check.
>>674399470
good lord i almost lost my sides with this one
>>674399341
OH GOD
>>674392233
Da fuck happened here?
>>674400021
Its Sindy Vega.
>>674400021
Sindy Vega
>>674400021
>the sashay
mmmm yeah where do i sign up to fuck a pile of bones straight out of south africa? cunt
>>674404597
movie?
>>674402254
As an epileptic, go fuck yourself.
>>674403132
I'm so happy you shared your irrelevant opinion
>>674400898
op in another life
>>674405771
holy FUCK
>>674404641
>godly
>if it was his own stick
>if not its apparently a penalty
>>674404495
Degenerate as fuck, there are minors all over that place. Congrats comic book nerds, you are now as bad as those latino modded car shows.
>>674397238
nudity != porn
>>674400021
penis crackhead
>>674395253
She was culturally enriched
>>674395900
top kek
nice dubs
>>674405922
They're gonna see naked chicks on the internet later that night anyway, what difference does it make?
>>674394175
best webm
>>674404597
nice cheat
>>674393290
So, i takke she wasn't playing the game?
>>674394175
Sadly one got shot and the other got eaten like 15 minutes after this video
>>674394394
Caution
99.99
>>674393681
that is a fucking hippo! and it about to KILL you! scary fucking vid
+1
>>674393881
It's a hippopotamus you dumb fagot
>>674405464
Sauce and story on this please
>>674406768
filename
>>674397489
sauce?
>>674406955
faces melt
>>674406759
Fucking keking
>>674395512
>Ivan, grab sink! We feast Boar tonight!"
>>674400898
the Ron Jeremy of dogs
>>674403132
WTF even are "gay rights"? Gays have special rights i.e. more rights than straight people? You're a fucking moron, faggot.
>>674394934
the wiggle at the end... topkek
>>674392726
didn't drink her milk
>>674399881
fucking hell what happened to rolf harris?
>>674407045
Fake but hilarious.
>>674394394
somebody should put the MGS alert music over this.
>>674401945
I really want to know the backstory to this
>>674407632
He got fucked over in E Wing. They hate nonces inside.
>>674392381
"Why are you saying 'What'?"
>>674399341
Fucking whyt people did this
>>674395512
>filename
>rabid dog
fucking kek, anon is retarded
>>674406955
wh... what ?
>>674400021
Trap-Giraffe-Skellington...
>>674395512
That's a big ass rabbit dog.
>>674406955
Wtf?
>>674407632
>>674401834
a hole is a hole
>>674401382
Not naming it J-Date
>>674400021
ALL HAIL MS SKELTAL
>>674405123
Holy shit, that was a fucking radical trick.
>>674408255
wtf?
>>674408255
what in the actual fuck just happened to this guy?
>>674392466
Kek'd and checked
>>674398305
Kek
>>674392233
>he tries to get back in the vehicle after it's already exploded into flames
lol, niggers
>>674392827
OMG NO!
>>674408482
SHE DIDN'T DIE NIGGER. SHE JUST FAINTED.
>>674401446
Let me steal dat
>>674408454
>>674408472
He chewed 5 gum
>>674408610
taking the bait
>>674392233
>mfw the nigger tries getting back into the burning car
>>674408472
Eternal firing
>>674404641
Wow. Godlike
>>674408652
Stimulate your senses
>>674406398
That bird is so silly!
>>674406955
Da fuck is this
>>674408926
lol at one of the piglets head getting caught under the fence
>>674392381
so I'm assuming that's the 9mm variant of the M4. tragic. i'm surprised people didn't react quicker, and take down the shooter - but they look pretty young behind masks, and no one can expect teens to react appropriately with that kind of violence of action.
>>674408825
what the hell was this guy trying to do?
>>674409308
anyone ever found more of this grill ?
>>674399470
I he like blind on one side or..?
>>674408472
Looks like he had a seizure.
>>674405875
What have you never seen two magicians recharging their mana before
>>674405922
so kids should not be allowed on beaches either?
>>674409237
people like you, who enjoy when animals are in pain, disgust me. i'm no moral authority - trust me. but you're the type to hit dogs and cats in your car for fun. you've probably tortured animals. that kind of edge... I dunno, again i'm no moral authority. but I would kill someone like you.
>>674406759
It's a faggot you dumb hippopotamus
>>674409591
Actually Great Whites have shown to be very playful (which is what this one was doing). And very very intelligent.
>>674400457
Isnt he really buff and kinda short?
>>674406398
that is a penguin
>>674409798
nice try
>>674409723
a human baby would be laughing
>>674402975
i hope that guy got cancer
>>674393290
explain?
>>674400315
Donkey's like "well, it's a living."
>>674407059
cool
>>674409723
Is that thing real ? Looks like a ugly doll.
>>674399341
well fuck.
>>674404751
That's some bull skrizz
>>674409926
Whats playful to a 5billion pound sack of muscle and teeth is fatally dangerous to a 5ft tall squishy ape.
>>674409801
Keks of all keks
>>674407186
holy crap
>>674406955
This was a ad for a TV show. The 4400, I think.
>>674410170
did he die?
>>674410474
I think he's going to be okay anon
>>674400021
banged a chick that look just like this girl only even more skeletor, no hips, just hip bone. her goddamn pelvis bruised me
>>674410170
He was fine.
Smelled a little fishy though.
>>674408803
>that finelame
>>674406714
kek, every time
>>674393933
invithibull fi-yurr
>>674410484
pic forwarded to Mods
>>674400021
I'd tap tbqh fam
>>674401945
so satisfying to watch
>>674404953
Are you blind or ignorant?
Oh wait nvmd
>>674404597
sauce?
>>674392233
Instant regret
>>674404953
get off maggot
>>674407185
Even looks like a "b" on the box
>>674409723
holy fuck he treats her like a toy
>>674405628
>the .webm stops in modern day africa
Well done.
>>674410170
what ate him?
>>674406359
>>674410063
look at the donation name u fucking pleb
>>674400021
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
>>674411501
read the filename
>>674393933
fucking idiot
>>674408482
RIP in peace
>>674407693
here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkoX86SoDy4
>>674411225
awsome
>>674405317
>
Name of film, looks like a right crack
>>674397057
Considering there are literally thousands of "peace loving" democrats that want him killed, I might be a little jumpy too.
>>674394175
>>674408255
Did the bright flash of fire trigger his epilepsy or something?
>>674408482
This shit sucks, btw. I have the same thing happen to me with any venipuncture.
Fucking VV reaction.
>>674397057
pussy? all he did was turn around.
