New fluffy abuse thread, last one hit image limit
Requesting spamcucks to bump it
CYOA to get the new thread pumping; try to be creative.
>Reclining on your couch, you absently flip through channels.
>Work was hell, and the boss continues to be an ass, but it's Friday night; no plans, just relaxation and more than a few drinks for the next two days.
>You're broken out of your stupor, when you feel something pressing against your leg.
>"Daddeh... Pwease wuv Miwwy... Safe woom so wonewy."
>Your fluffy pony Milly has managed to get past the fence on her safe room again.
>No you didn't buy the thing; it was a gift from a now ex-girlfriend.
>You would've sent her to the shelter the moment you broke up, but that was no longer an option.
>Fluffy shelters, stores, vets; everything had been shut down in an attempt to finally wipe the dull creatures from the face of the Earth.
>You didn't have the heart to send the dumb thing to its death at only a few months old.
>So you left it in the saferoom, only going in to clean and feed the needy animal.
>Then the escape attempts began.
>She'd sneak into the living room and pester you whenever the chance presented itself.
>God forbid she got out while you were at work; household objects can scare Milly, and you often come home to chaos and property damage.
>"Wook Daddeh, Miwwy am dancie fwuffy!"
>She had given up poking your leg, and sat up on her haunches to dance.
>You continue to ignore as she waves her arms, and she visibly begins to tear up.
>"...Wuv?"
>>674388902
I guess I'd fug with her mind a bit for now. Pretend like I have no idea who she is or what she's doing in my house.
>>674389235
This tbhfam
>>674389235
>Her 'dancing' stops and she falls forward onto all fours again.
>"Daddeh... Miwwy wuv you Daddeh..."
>Finally, you turn and look at her, face contorted with annoyance.
>"Who are you? How did you get in here?"
>"S- Siwwy Daddeh pway funneh game wif Miwwy?"
>You lean in closer; Milly lights up, expecting a hug.
>Her face sinks faster than a fluffy in a pool when you stop short.
>"I'm not your Daddy, I don't know you fluffy. What are you doing in my house?"
>You could see every thought clearly flash before her dull eyes.
>"Miwwy am Daddeh fwuffy... Am gud fwuffy, Daddeh wuv Miwwy."
>She was explaining as clearly as her limited vocabulary could muster, holding back tears.
>"I don't love you, I don't even know you. And you must be a bad fluffy for sneaking into my house."
>You feel like venting a little more, but you know anything more complicated would go over Milly's head.
>>674388902
Tell her that daddy will play with her under the condition that she goes into the safe-room and counts to a thousand.
When she comes back tell her she did it wrong and that she has to do it again but backwards or she wont get any food tonight. See what happens next
>>674389885
Fair enough,
let's try this one again; >>674390014
>>674390014
Damn, the thought of this is hilarious, m8.
>>674391813
>>674391916
>>674392103
>>674390528
dank pepe m8
>>674386539
what the hell is that red thing? it looks pretty disturbing m8
>>674393355
Jellenheimer. I haven't read much about them, but aparrently they break out of some fluffies like a xenomorph does. They are silent and prey on fluffies.
WRYYYY
Let us see how long a fluffy thread can survive in pepe time.
>>674392234
>>674394244
>>674394191
oh boi! i love pepe threads!
>>674394329
>>674390900
fucking gayshit, no fluffly got tortured or even just abused, it is just boring
>>674394015
>>674394191
>>674394242
Ohai, thank you for bumping our threads. Your great work makes sure that as many people as possible, get to see these threads.
>>674386539
i seriously don't get these threads. is this supposed to pass for edge? honestly, someone explain
maybe i'm just old.
>>674393825
They don't make any sounds, they always are smiling, and they are known to prey on fluffies
1
>>674393475
why is this so damn satisfying?
>>674394586
They sound like good pets.
I would actually appreciate Jellenheimer Abuse threads, just mute horror.
>>674394329
*open pack*
Holy shiet!
>>674394676
2
>>674394586
Oh so I was just missing the smile part, neat.
>>674394583
In short, catharsis.
>>674394549
>not assuming I always sage
>>674388902
moar
>>674394743
3
>>674394783
Sage doesn't do anything though.
>>674394583
Nah, the fluffies are supposed to represent the bad of humanity, without looking human enough to sympathize with. With the plus side of pissing off bronies.
>>674393825
wow thats cool
>>674394887
Yes, it does.
Saging causes the thread to not be bumped, read the FAQ retard.
>>674394716
People don't abuse Jellenheimers
>>674394586
thats actually really awesome, we need more jellenheimers in this world
>>674395207
I would.
>>674395293
Yes, so there is actual jellenheimer abuse.
>>674395205
It's not supposed to be used as a downvote though.
>>674395431
I use it so I can fill the image limit without bumping.
>>674395509
need a hand with that?
>>674395207
it would look like kevin's death in sin city
>>674393822
funny as hell
didn't this used to be a thing with touhou?
I recall the touhou ones being better.
>>674395734
I love the touhous though. They are cute and nice.
>>674395734
some sort of green/red abominations.
not as popular because they looked more human, and were more easy to sympathize with.
>>674395509
Oh, so you're just spamming?
>pepeposters think they're going to stop the fluffy abuse by filling the image limit
>this thread was made when the other one hit the image limit
>we're just gonna make another thread when this one dies
>pepeposters still think they're making a difference
kek
>>674394880
4
>>674396337
5
miniseries
>>674394880
need the sequel of this stuff
>>674396747
indeed
>>674396513
A smart fluffy would have eaten it head first. Less suffering that way.
>>674396957
when are fluffies ever smart?
>>674396957
i guess them being stupid as such lesser creatures should be is part of the fun in abusing them
also gives moralfags atleast some excuse for liking the torture of such inferior species
>>674397078
I've seen few in stories with genetic quirk of actual intelligence, but I get your point.
>>674394301
>>674397278
http://imgur.com/a/2BIPd for everyone interested i made an album a while back
>>674394903
>>674396957
Do you know what a smarty fluffy is? It's a fluffy with a brain defect making it act the OPPOSITE of a regular fluffy. Regular fluffies are all hugs and friendship, smarties are selfish and demanding.
I hate it when people think *all* fluffies act like smarties. The whole concept would be meaningless if they weren't the exceptional individuals among otherwise innocent fluffies.
>>674398345
All the Fluffies are selfish and demanding. The smarties are just the only ones brave (and dumb) enough to not hide it constantly.
>>674398509
I presume you found the fandom less than two years ago. That's when someone spammed fluffy threads here with nothing but pictures of smarties, leading to the wave of newbies thinking they're the norm.
Why the hell would fluffies be popular pets if they were basically soulless mini-hitlers?
>>674398857
old fluffy cannon best cannon
>>674398345
>>674398345
I do know, I was speaking of an genuinely smart fluffy though. They are very rare and only part of some peoples headcanon.
>>674399876
Of a*
>>674399451
Anyone have the third gif of this series?
>>674400561
I didn't even know there was more of it.
>>674400933
The second gif ends with it saying to be continued
>>674397331
>>674401634
I am looking for this pic but with a diferent text
>>674396660
Little fucker went down more of a man than most of us will.
>>674401806
Here you go.
Speaking of alternate texts, here's the translated version of a comic I've seen here sometimes.
>>674395205
>Le downboat meme
>>674402709
kek
Also bump.
>>674404897
Yeah I'm with this guy, bump
>>674405100
Nice dubs
>>674401680
>>674405596
So whatever these are basicly describe dogs.
Shit everywhere and being a pest
>>674407460
Nah, dogs can do useful stuff like herd sheep or help you hunt.
>>674407460
Also, these can talk! While a dog may not understand what you say to it, with a fluffy it's evidently clear that the lack of understanding comes not from language barrier but sheer lack of intelligence.
>>674407460
More like raccoons
>>674408334
Nah raccoons are too smart of a comparison.
>>674408262
Their constant babbling also makes it clear that this really *IS* the extent of their comprehension of the world.
>>674408921
hadn't seen the ending til now, thx anon
Fluffy psyche at its finest.
>>674394583
You're probably just young
>>674392103
So you like 3000x3000 eh?
I like stories of fluffies sticking together and helping each other. The world is pretty much stacked against them, so it's nice to see them surviving together.
>>674411267
where are the other chapters at?
>>674401828
that was suicide and suicide is for cowards
>>674411267
Read Fall of Cleveland. Its extremely hugboxy but still quite entertaining and mostly well written and it explores a lot of the aspects of fluffies that don't get much attention in your typical abuse stories. It was the generic, mindless abuse that killed the fandom in the first place because it just gets so stale after a while. You need a contrast and a context to the gratuitous bloodletting to keep it interesting.
>>674412035
Yeah abuse is so much better if there is a proper story explaining why it is happening.
>>674411810
Fluffies are cowards, for a fluffy it was rather uncowardly to accept its inevitable death with a degree of composure. Running away would have been fruitless and most fluffies would just cry and shit themselves in that situation anyway.
>>674411450
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/Scootafluff_Comic/1
>>674412299
I'm pretty sure that foal was close to the wan die stage, it's entire family met violent ends and it was hurt enough to hamper its movements and thus its survival.
>>674412299
Human beings are cowards too and all of our deaths are inevitable, your point is meaningless. If you have that attitude towards the hardships of life maybe you should an hero.
>>674411450
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/Scootafluff_Comic/2
Note that the booru lists pictures from newest to oldest, so start from the back.
>>674412738
lol
>>674412738
calm your tits mr. ubermensch macautism
>>674409538
Never noticed this before- why the hell did he put the whole basket in the washer? That's got to be intentional drowning or a dumbass that shouldn't have a fluffy.
>>674413503
Sounds like a brainfart, or lazy animator not bothering to draw the clothes being dumped.