what's your sexual fantasy /b/ ?
>>674379644
Emma Watson is shit
SHIT
>>674379644
Which one?
>>674379817
opinions and assholes, everyone's got at least one of each
>>674380518
dunno, make a big list
>>674379644
to have sex
>>674381071
This sounds about right
To have my own nice 2 or 1 bedroom apartment.
>>674380669
Incest with future children
Having a working polygamous relationship (though my wife doesn't oppose it)
Anything hermaphrodite related
Stopping time and fucking helpless women
Raping femnazis (within reason, of course)
I'm sure my lost would be longer if I wasn't at work.
2 girls licking my nipples at the same time
anal sex with my sister while lots of little boys urinate on us both
>>674381380
>Raping femnazis (within reason, of course)
of course
>>674381791
fucking normie.
>>674379644
To lose my virginity.
torturing 11yo Chloe, smashing her teeth out with pliers, that kinda thing
>>674382101
Make a day event with her, preferably outdoors. Make sure you both are feeling comfortable and relaxed, whatever that feels like. Bring some fruit for your journey, at some point have lunch with her (pack some fruit that she enjoys along with yourself. Wash said fruit before its eaten. Wash the fruit again as you realise your hands were dirty when you originally washed it).
Put on some music as you both gouge, music you mutually enjoy.
Take out a joint you had pre rolled (vital part). Ask if she wants to partake, it's very likely she will.
At this point, if the moment is right. Tell her how you feel about her, keep it brief. Make sure you are a little high, just so you have a choice If exiting the thought process instead of being exiled with whatever you said to play on loop as you are high. "I enjoy spending time with you, your variant nature comforts me" or somebullshit
You write the story from there, anon. But what would I know, I'm just a faggot. I wish you all the best anon. If it doesn't work out, well, it isn't the right time in this life, and consider that it may never be the right time.
>>674379644
>engaging in an extreme, consensual gangbang between a curvy,big-brested woman and a dozen of men, fucking her till her womb falls down and both her womb and her anus prolapsed
>continue fucking said prolapsed womb and anus
>stapler/needle/skewer play on her boobs
To actually get laid
>>674381635
that is as awesome as you think.
now imagine one of them tonguing your asshole while the other is sucking your cock. now imagine same thing but you're fucking one with the other tonguing your asshole.
yep, that was my best 3some ever.
>>674382223
Cant even get quads
>>674382152
Unfortunately although that might work in films in real life non of that would pan out.
>>674381791
that's so normal and common it can hardly be considered a 'fantasy'. geez, come up with something original can"t you?
Pretty much this.
be inside my sister's wonb while guys take turns fucking her, she gives birth to me and I slide out covered in strangers' cum and she licks me clean then starts breastfeeding me
To have my nose become a dig and hammering my facedick into girls pussy, like a woodpecker into a tree.
They would call me the pussy picker.
>>674382699
>dig
sucking a latex clad transexual dominatrix's dick
>>674382152
Can you fucking stop.
>>674379644
Having sex with a monster girl.
>>674382334
Yeah like at, but with hotter slut. Nobody made my dick harder than Naughty Alysha
Which reminds me, how much do I have to pay for a night of therapy session with her?
Tubby traps
>>674379644
Seeing my GF gangbanged while I must watch.
>>674381222
to have my own room for a start would be nice
also checked !
>>674382152
I've never read anything even remotely pathetic as your response
To have Aimee Mann bite my god damn dick off with those big beautiful teeth.
>>674379644
I would die for a hour of wild Sex with my cousin... I have had dreams about her for almost a year now...
But I know that it will never become reality, so I keep fapping to the thought of it
>>674379644
I would die for a hour of wild Sex with my cousin..
I've had dreams about her for almost a year now..
But since it's not going to become reality anytime soon (huge beta fag here) I'll just keep fapping to the thought
Fucking a hot mom but I don't even know how to find any single moms near me, fuck Craigslist.
I just want to abduct her and forcibly make her eat red meat, cottage cheese, tuna, salmon, whole bread, fruits, vegetables, oatmeal, whole milk and make her do calisthenics and have her jog for six months.
I would then make love to her beautiful nutritioned and fit body that I grew out of an empty husk.
>>674380648
Also noses.
And bellybuttons.
I don't know why you had to choose the most crude part of the human body.
My old fuckfriend (total sub, bbw with huge tits, crazy about sex in any form, we had threesome mmw twice for example) has a dom fantasy, and she asked me yesterday if I allow her to fuck me in the ass with her dildo. Should I allow her? What do you think? Did you try something like that?
>>674379644
This is fake, right? Right?
>>674384777
Yes you should.
Women who have iniative to do something like that are pretty few and scarce.
>>674379644
to see a grown woman naked in real life besides relatives and if she'd hold it for a while, even better
>>674384777
If you'll both enjoy it, I see no problem with it.
being a girls fuck-slave, being forced into footworship, facesiting, ballbusting, being teased and denied.
>>674384901
Duh
>>674384209
Good guy anon. That kinda scared me, the poor woman. Seeing someone that unhealthy and bony isn't right lol.
>>674379644
Too get pile drived and face fucked by this manly ass stud with his 8 inch dick
>>674383066
no....
why :s
>>674385411
because there is more to grab on too fagget
>>674382101
how oedipal
>>674385508
good for you anon, even 1 inch unwashed feta cheese dikks needs love
>>674385196
Looks like a homosex enthusiast.
>>674379644
Neat webm work. Whoever did that has way to much time. But you mother sure is so proud...
>>674385196
10/10 would fuck that ugly ass manwhore
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