I need /b/'s wisdom how can I open a car's gas tank
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how can I open a car's gas tank cap without the key?
shoot it with a gun
>>674354121
Use a Propane torch to burn the cap off
>>674354322
>>674354935
seriously, you guise!
>>674354121
Use your hands
>>674355126
but the thing is locked up
Smash you dick into the keyhole with a hammer, the skin will move the tumblers in the lock, cool!
>>674355374
>cool!
OP you're up to no good
>>674354121
with a screwdriver
>>674354121
Crowbar
live in a place with no niggers.
no niggers=no need to lock gas tank.
op is a nigger
Put the gas where the oil goes. Works the same way. Duh...
>>674355577
>>674355788
wouldn't that trigger the car's alarm?
>>674355895
>implying I want to put gas in it
>>674354121
Why dont you just ask the gas cap to just move?
If your going for a prank, a way better thing to do I pack the motor full of the most rancid cheese you can find. Every nook and cranny and all over the muffler. smells like satans asshole when it gets hot, can't be undone even after pressure washing.
>>674356400
tried, didn't work
>>674356530
how to do that since I can't open the hood?
>>674354121
Why are you wanting to do this? I'm guessing to fuck with someone's car? Never mess with someone's car.
>>674355899
Not if you're careful
Fucking crowbar will get that shit right open.
>>674356687
If you can't figure out that part on your own, you're beyond our help.
>>674356687
Reach in from under the car
>>674354121
Crowbar
>>674355872
This.
>>674356922
interesting! what if I piss on the motor, would the smell last?
I'd be glad to help you, as I've had to accomplish the same task before, but I cannot help you IN GOOD CONSCIENCE. You need to understand that while I trust you, it's a common method amongst car jackers to jumpstart the car by opening the gas tank and blowing in hard, forcing pressure upon the gas in the engine, jumpstarting the combustion process. I'd love to help you, but it'd be a matter of national secutirty.
>>674357224
you're either retarded or stupid
>>674357224
>>674356974
Man fuck dis bread
>check em
>>674357622
check'd
>>674357622
>>674354121
>slip-joint pliers
>aka channel locks
>you're gonna destroy the cap at least most likely
>>674358171
what aboot the alarm?
>>674358384
Since you're Canadian, the owner will probably help you turn it off before you drive away in it.
If it's a newer car it'll have a back up open shit thing in the trunk on the gas tank side
>>674354121
A blowtorch will certainly do the job, Anon.
>>674358384
no one pays any attention to alarms, except to wish death upon the owner.
You can't. You need the key dumbass.
>>674357515
You wish you knew a 37th of the secrets that were locked inside my head. Secrets not only the highest trained CIA agents could extract. I was trained by the finest America has to offer, by men and organizations unknown to most people. Peoples who's names are enough to send shivers down your spine and if became public would rock this world. Pucker up kiddo.
>>674360777
trips of stupidity
>>674360777
Check em cucks.
