"I will but i only ask that you overstand that you can even borrow from me thanks to all those females that have worked with me in these shitters for the last 6 years. You talked all that shit the other day about paying a bitch, yet I'm glad Sherlock's asked YOU for one because although we call this a game it's far from it and you now see how sensitive management can be. There are no friends in business, only partners. I'll loan you $20 after i get off."
"Same, Iv had the worst head ache for the last like 4 hrs"
>>674343917
Bullshit
"Have a wonderful day. I love you."
im thinking bbq tonight
>>674343917
"Marriage isn't forever. This is my third one, you should have realized that."
""YOU DIDN'T FUCKING USE THE ZIR PRONOUN WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE""
Lets go to the library instead
>>674343917
Phone dying, be at NYPD in 10 minutes be ready.
"Although my mom was probably a bit easier, since she wasnt a republican. She just stopped voting after making the mistake of voting for Bush 2."
I exaggerated that a great deal for comedic purposes you understand
idk
your stupid dick made me bleed
>>674345734
Kek
>>674345746
Ouch
>>674346142
Backstory?
>>674346376
Lies
"I also have some pot of you ever need 10 dollar grams all the way up so hmu if you ever need"
>>674346457
Lol so what did you end up getting?
I'm pregnant....and it's not yours
"It's difficult."
Gertrud Barkhorn from Strike Witches. She's a strict military woman that would scorn you for lack of discipline. But deep
inside, she is sensitive and caring fam.
it would say "Smoke"
>>674343917
"Pointy dick Nick"
What do you mean you're only 13???
You workin?
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>>674343917
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>>674343917
shit. sorry I didn't answer you yesterday dude. I've been kinda out of it. can I call you?
"XD"
>>674346539
Nothing haha, I was just trying to sell him acid. Besides, his bud is shwag.
Dig me up for free blowjobs
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
" i''mm currebtly watch a 20 minute doggo vidja "
my friend is drunk i think
"Goodnight!"
-1 year ago
>>674343917
"yep, you got me. i’m a bitch."
>>674343917
"im glad" from mom
>>674343917
"I could do without the traps next time"
lol
I sent my friend a bunch of Gifs of traps jerking off
>>674347120
Lol... telstra app been down all day. Cunts better give us free data again like last time.>>674347148
HOLY SHIT
It would have read OP IS A FAG
Did your parents tell you that your shitting MS paint shit was good?
Fucking die.
Drive a fucking spike into your head and die!
"Hope it goes well"
"They're gone let me pee"
kinky
"Here"
How poetic.
>>674343917
Is this the beginning of a great bacon war
>>674347012
Huh?
"Make America Great Again nigga"
Fucking based
>>674343917
"I'm make everyone make fun of you at school" ):
Yeah I can try to help out.
>>674348825
How old are you?
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"Just cause you said no doesn't mean I agree. What do you think this is? A dictatorship?"
"As in okay according to you"
"Heh"
"oh ok"
>>674348938
18, senior year. It's just some bitch that I don't know that keeps messaging me from random numbers trying to mess with my life
>>674348950
tfw
"Answer your phone fucker"
"Chocolate"
Fuck.
I sent a message on Facebook to you and Samantha, I suggest you read it and maybe chat with the two of us a bit if you're comfortable
"Weed"
>>674347510
feels
"*kills self*"
Fucking perfect.
"Ok doing good"
Kek
>>674347148
>100MB
"smh"
>>674348296
Mmmm, indeed
>>674343917
"Meep mop"
>>674343917
In the first boss..there was a mini game that I couldn't beat..I feel there was a bug..but then I beat it.
"I solved it"
weird
>>674350366
>>674350066
dub six dubs
"I wish you could eat pizza"
Smash or mk8 later?
>>674343917
"They were all good"
"lol"
-my mother
>>674343917
Perfect, be there in13 minutes.
>>674343917
You're a faggot
>>674351860
Good to see you're still talking to your dad.
