hello fellow autistic losers,
I have a dilemma:
>be 22 year old white chick
>can't attract average or cute white guys
>only get fat, ugly neckbeards
>i'm 5'5 and 150 lbs
>i don't even get chubby white guys
>get attractive sandniggers
>should I just fuck the sandniggers or what???
>Tits and a timestamp
>GTFO
Pick one
>>674303841
This
Those are some nice fish
>>674303841
that's like unleashing pandora's box
>>674303589
Ate you like a sexy thickgirl or a dumpy white chick? Could go either way considering height/weight ratio.
ALSO TITS OR GTFO
pics so we can confirm you're not a fucking land whale or dog shit ugly.
something is obviously wrong with you...
If you don't want to touch a white guy again start fucking sandniggers
>>674303589
5'5 and 150?
I'm 6'3" and 160. I know I'm skinny but gawdamn lady if you're 5'5/150 that sounds pretty thick for a chica
>>674303589
post body pic,
>>674304218
I'm just average
>>674304387
I'm just average, I used to get attractive white guys
>>674304402
it's not like I'll ever get a decent looking one anyway
>>674304496
>6'3 160lbs
You must be a lanky faggot
>>674304402
> implying you wouldn't finish up a sand niggers sloppy seconds.
>>674304496
let me check my charts.
yeah she's pretty fat alright
pic
>>674304594
>>average
sure haha!
>>674304594
Post a fucking pic already
>>674304594
Umm... yeah you weigh 20 lbs more than my girl who has a whole 6" on you. If you're average, you're on the thick side of it SO LET'S SEE DEM TOTTIES!!!
>>674303589
stop being such a vain cunt and pick a nice guy no matter what he looks like. you're not a model - you're not going to get one. accept that /b/itch
Tits
>>674305037
I just want an average guy like my last bf
>>674304868
doesn't change the fact that they are all unfuckable lol
>>674304869
Need more to verify if even a /b/ lurker would stick his willy in for a feely
>>674303589
Lose 30 pounds
Get any guy you want
Stupid fat bitch
>>674304868
Good job anon
>>674305089
that was a while ago when you were average you've dipped under that standard now. guess thats what you get for casually dating your most decent years away.
>>674304869
Post more than a bloody tshirt, are we judging you on your fashion?
You seem as bland and boring as that plain grey shirt.
>>674305089
stop being such a vain cunt.
>>674305197
Add you to the beginning of each line and you have a haiku
Tits or GTFO
>>674305089
Wash your hair, put on some make-up, lose the t shirts and sweats, get out of the fucking house. Don't ever compare the problems of an average woman getting a decent guy over an average guy getting a decent woman you pretentious cunt.
>>674305278
it was last month
>>674305286
i am, fam
>>674305107
Idk 5'11" girl is totally fuckable
>>674304869
so whats the fucking problem? should you fuck a sandnigger? if he's attractive to you why the fuck not?
>>674305366
Tits mi lady
>>674303589
>ever resorting to sandniggers
>>674305366
dubs and as a fairly average guy as far as /b/ goes, id hit that from what i've seen so far
>>674305426
except I do all that
>straighten hair
>put make up on
>wear dresses
>>674305366
We have a chunker here, either that dark room is doing you justice or you have a butters face
>>674305426
>decent woman
pretty sure those don't exist I seriously haven't met one
ever think you might be boring and have a conpletely shitty personality?
>>674304869
you're fat. good looking guys don't fuck fat chicks. sorry that you're a narcissist.
>>674305500
because he's not white
>>674305540
better than black guys. at least they can be cute
>>674305674
>butters face
kek faggot
>>674305366
A waistline, a nice big rack... I'm having trouble figuring out how you are still alone... you must be ugly.
>>674305590
>>>674305426
>except I do all that
>>straighten hair
>>put make up on
>>wear dresses
Then your personality is all that's left. Better hope them tits are on point.
>>674304869
Are you going only after people you've known for a while?
Is your mom/sister fat?
You could get a one-nighter with most horny dudes, but if you put off vibes like you're only likely to get fatter no one will want you.
>>674305469
yeah your shelf life isn't too good
>>674303589
>i'm 5'5 and 150 lbs
That's pretty fuckin chubby. You're gonna have to lose 20 or 30 pounds if you want the pick of the litter.
>>674305366
That's not that bad. You've got tits and you can't get a white guy? You're going to the wrong places.
Where do you usually go to meet guys?
Also off with the shirt hun.
>>674305729
I am but men don't give a shit about that
>>674305754
except average guys do
>>674303589
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>674304869
> shit-tier camera
> whatever the antonym for slender is...that is how i would describe your arms
> shoulders have 0 definition.
> hair looks dryer than the sahara
2/10, as a fat neckbeard, you are definitely within my league
>>674304869
>>674305366
>im above average
>posts ultra zoomed in pics of fully clothed tits
yeah your tits look average.
maybe your body is ugly though.
>>674305492
Wow, bro. Wow.
>>674305855
checkem and wow you fuckers are harsh, I love this shithole
>>674305901
yeah guys do give a shit about personality you vain land whale. most guys can overlook chubby if the girl is funny and has a great personality. youre just garbage
>>674305590
Dresses aren't attractive unless you have nice legs, which at your weight isn't likely.
>>674305782
i used to get decent looking guys
>>674305847
no to both. my mom is skinny. the thing is, I don't want a one night stand. I get a lot of hot guys wanting me for one night stand but I want a relationship
Where are you that there are only sandniggers? Persia?
Those brown guys don't deserve an asshole like you. Work on yourself first you faggot.
I don't see tiddi.. onto the next thread
>>674305366
I'd fuck you stupid.
But on a serious note, go to the bars and gym.
I go to the gym to find my women.
>>674306014
>not wanting to get domininated by a 6ft amazon
>>674305887
time to hit the gym, i guess
>>674305889
online like pof and okcupid. i don't put up body shots so they might be avoiding because of that
>>674306147
ahh so you bring too much baggage off of the bat.
>Mustache dude from Mythbusters shows up
>Well there's your problem
>>674303589
>sandniggers
>attractive
Sandnigger here. Wouldn't fuck you either
>>674305887
150 lbs on a 5'5 chick isn't so bad if they carry it well
>source: 5'5 chick that weighs 150 lbs
>>674305756
if race matters so much to you and you live in europe ill fuck u if u need it so hard...
but based on ur answer ill guess you're from america
>>674306147
>wants a relationship
>>674305901
>Admits to be boring and has a shitty personality
You're not even trying here
>>674306444
trips checked, and lmfao
>>674306320
>time to hit the gym
guaranteed no progress will be made fat chicks stay fat 99% of the time.
>>674305937
no, if I was obese, I would be in your league.
My camera is shit.
>>674306127
mad neckbeard here
>>674306136
my fat accumulates around my stomach
>>674303589
Don't fuck any buddy. Sex is for scum. There is no point to it other than reproduction. It's just a wast of time. You could be reading a good book, watching a super hero movie, tending to a garden, but no, you choose sex, because you're an idiot. Does having a penis in your vagina really feel that good to you? No.
I'm a 20 yo 110 lb white chick and I've never had sex. Heck, I don't even WANT to have sex. What party of sweaty man junk can possibly turn you on? It's gross. I mean It just hangs there. The fuck do you want that INSIDE YOU for?? Fucking shape up, girl.
>>674304869
If you're not confident you won't get anybody thats the bottom line.
Start dressing with confidence and you will find a guy.
I myself know this cause I just go out wearing wrinkly clothes and don't even acknowledge when people smile at me.
Then again though I just don't give a shit much anymore, but yea if you change your attitude you will find someone.
Good luck.
>>674306444
Allahu Check'dbar
>>674306501
post body pic, i want to see with my eyes
>>674306147
>LYING
>LIES
>KILL SELF FATTY
>>674306442
>neckbeards
>attractive
>>674306320
>i don't put up body shots so they might be avoiding because of that
If you only try to meet people online and you don't put up body shots, it's no wonder you have no luck. They have to be attracted to something before they'll bother trying to get to know you. You could have the best personality ever, but unless something makes them initially interested, it's not going to help you at all.
>>674306147
because you're easy. You're a fat cunt with no personality, everyone knows you're alone and have been alone for a while. Meaning they know your standards have dropped to the point of wanting 1 night stands with anyone average or above.
no one will want a relationship with an easy whore, I would of said that the only thing you could bring to a relationship is possibly pizza but you'd probably eat it yourself.
>>674306588
good for you.
keep telling yourself that you arent fat...just cute chubby
>>674306291
5'11 an amazon woman? kek i'm 6'3 i'll fuck ya until you hit the 6'1 mark
>>674306636
Ayyyyyy habibi!
Lot's of fat girls think they're average. Some even call themselves a little thick but they're straight up fat. You're no exception OP. Call yourself whatever lets you sleep at night, guys will never see what you see in yourself.
>>674306501
>source: 5'5 chick that weighs 150 lbs
Biased source.
5'5" 150 lbs. is fuckin chubby.
>source: straight dude
>>674306211
in my city
>>674306216
you mad?
>>674306285
i will be, fam
>>674306444
doesn't matter
>>674306520
yep
>>674306804
6' 3 masterrace reporting in. fuck fatties
>>674306860
what city?
>>674306613
Bro, I'm a virgin still. I'm starting to hate them that idea too
OP post tits and make my day please.
>>674303589
>be 22 year old white chick
Haha, that's a good one John.
Pic related: it's you
>>674306896
I'm 6'6 fucking midget LOL
>>674306014
I like tall chicks, my current partner is a 5'11" 130 lb woman and frankly I dig tall chicks. That woman in the pic has average gams, wide hips, not much for a belly, big tits, decent face. What's not to like?
>>674303589
>5'5" 150 lbs
THESE GIRLS ARE ALL 150 POUNDS. SINCE WOMEN LIE YOU ARE PROBABLY 170 POUNDS= FAT FUCK
GET WHAT YOU CAN. YOU SEE THAT GORGEOUS ARYAN GUY AT WORK? FORGET HIM.
>>674306613
Faggot detected
>>674306613
HAHAHAHAHAHA I didn't know neckbeard women existed :D
>Sex is for scum
>Has never had sex
>Being this retarded
You just made my day :D
>>674306975
>I'm starting to hate them that idea too
it may have something to do with your intelligence just a guess.
>>674307084
PAPA?
>>674306630
I'll have to try
>>674306719
I will be
>>674306743
I'm still a virgin
>>674306857
I know
>>674306613
I use to know a girl like you once, she found a guy who she finally liked and would just give him handy js at first. Eventually she was talked into having sex with him too.
You just need to find the right guy thats all.
>>674307085
have fun living an uncomfortable life
>>674307175
it's a grammar mistake, buddy. I'm typing fast
>>674307206
:^)
>>674307419
WHATS GOOD, MY DUDE
>>674307165
b8 is b8
>>674303589
Same problem but I'm a guy (28 years old).
>only get fat, ugly neckbeards and sandniggers
>BOYS!!!
>I'm not gay!!
What's your solution?
>>674306588
If I WERE obese. Buy a grammar book you fucking tardo.
>>674307414
that will be your down fall 1 day, learn to use that backspace key.
>>674307275
Still easy, you're the last resort sitting in the corner of the bar eating all the snacks because you're such a fat fuck haha.
one look at you and guys know you're an easy pick.
>>674305037
You should never date someone you find unattractive. It usually won't work out.
>>674307366
Really uncomfortable having chicks hitting on me randomaly and getting recruited as a model just by walking in the street.
nice fucking one bud kys stay mad
>>674305500
butthurt sandnigger detected
>>674307366
truth. 6'3 guy here and shit I already dont fit in cars
>>674307529
are you retarded?
>>674306613
Every time i want go an hero, i came to /b.
Reading this kind of autistic fucked up shit is relaxing, is like god saying me "Hold on champ, your life is awesome, check at this motherfuckers, they are really really really fucked up, enjoy life"
>>674303589
once you fuck a sandnigger, you blow up a market.
>>674307580
they can think that, but I'm not that desperate
>>674306978
roll
>>674307414
>it's a grammar mistake
should probably learn the difference between spelling and grammar there guy
>>674307495
I must begin my trek across the Arctic.
Wish me luck and please tip your delivery driver.
>>674307716
lol
>>674307794
lol
Anyway, I'm going on a date with one soon.
>>674306975
>Hate them that idea too
>Hate them that
>them that
Wat?
Oh and
>I'm a virgin
>>Starting to hate that idea
We all know people who don't want to lose their virginity are just plain ugly and don't have any self-confidence. I'm guessing you're probably 15, everyone is your grande has lost their virginity and you're pissed bc you're ugly af, or just can't get a girl.
Or it's something like that
>>674307419
Bless up with that big tip, Papa!
Just came in here. Did OP post tits yet or did she GTFO?
>>674307517
wasn't b8 m8
or was it
>>674303589
Don't fuck sandniggers unless you want to fuck sandniggers. Remember, you're fucking a human being. They can be attractive, but shitty people behind the scenes. Goes for any race or nationality of people.
If they won't come to you, go to them. Don't believe all the "guys don't like aggressive grills" BS. Don't just "talk to them", like, legit, chat them up the way YOU want to be chatted up. Toss some compliments, inflate his ego, buy him a beer/drink/food/whatever. Then ask him: "So, hey, I'm free whatevernightoftheweek. Maybe me and you ought to hangout some more/grab some dinner/grab some lunch/see a movie/preferred date night sort of deal." If the dude turns you down, well, sorry. If it were successful all the time, nobody would call it "the hunt/the game". Don't get discouraged.
And if you don't want to because you're embarrassed/not brave enough/can't for some reason, then don't. But don't bitch that "Mr. Right is taking his time!" when you can't be bothered to go find him. It makes you sound just like those neckbeards you hate. The ones who whine about pretty women ignoring them, about "land whales always hitting on me", and "Someone should like me for who I am! I don't know why I should have to shower more/wear nice clothes/take care of my body."
>>674307815
I think you should. "them" was the grammar mistake.
>>674306588
Yeah the photo didn't really suggest that tho.
Why is this thread still going? Answer is simple: lose some weight or settle for fat/ugly white guys or shitskins.
>>674308016
neither. mods r fags doe.
>>674307945
grade*
this thread reminds me of high school so much lmao
>>674308095
ALLAHU AKBAAAAR
*explodes*
>>674308095
solid advice, thanks bro
>>674308112
I'm chubby, not obese
>>674308123
I'm going to lose the weight
Either suck it up or fuck the sand niggers... Your choice, life isn't fair and no one gets exactly what they want. Grow the fuck up
You're probably nuts, OP.
Also, I think I know you, thanks for calling me a neck beard. Guess I'll shave.
>>674307807
Pizza is your friend huh. I bet you're one of those girls that gets super excited when you hear the word cake or you can't contain your excitement when you smell food.
Sort yourself out or anhero, we don't need another walking bag of fat taking up space. (sorry... what was i thinking?) I mean another mobility scooter riding bag of shit
why isn't there any tits yet?
>>674307817
Be safe :'^)
>>674308397
I plan on losing the weight and still fucking the sandniggers because I might as well
>>674308410
I am OCD
>>674308422
I will be
OP just kill yourself you fat whore. You are ugly inside and out. Usually the fat ones have a decent personality or some wit, but you just suck. Seriously, end it.
so are we gonna get a pic that actually shows us what you look like or are you gonna just keep complaining and waiting for something helpful on /b/? protip: /b/ is not helpful, its autistic and funny
Tits when?
>>674308173
No tits, just full hardcore autism.
>Gabba gabba we acept we acept one of us
>>674308615
I'm not ugly because I used to get attractive guys. I'm chubby, bro
>>674308358
OP just send a pic of your face, dw just want to see, I'm guessing you can't be that bad, I have chubby friends too, about the same weight and height as you I guess. Tbh you don't need to worry about this shit, there are more important things than getting a guy, if you really want to, go out to nightclubs get to know guys and talk for a while until you feel like it's time to go bro :)
>>ITT
Fat fuck trying to fish for compliments.
>>674308630
that's why I came here because I find it funny when people make fun of me
OP, the simple solution is to be who you wanna be, Barbie girl
As a fellow autist I can tell you that neckbeards and sandniggers aren't all that bad once you get used to em. Take whatcha can and can whatcha take, allah hu Akbar.
>>674308804
I'm looking for insults. If I wanted compliments, I'd go to reddit
>>674308723
Why is anyone even replying in this thread. The rules are quite simple and have not changed:
> tits
> GTFO
/thread
>>674308820
>inb4 masochist
>>674308820
soooo attention whoring? seriously though pic (tits appreciated) or gtfo
>>674303589
>i'm 5'5 and 150 lbs
You're fat.
>can't attract average or cute white guys
You have no self-respect.
You need to change your diet and exercise to get what you want.
>>674308930
ha autist.
>>674309009
if I was attention whoring, I'd go somewhere where people would complement me
B8 all day no time stamp this is b888888880000
Why do white people think sandniggers have no standards?
We have beautiful exotic looking women we don't want your fat ass
>>674309156
prove this fag wrong, post tits
>>674309295
They hit on me, that's why
The only solution I see here is to attract men through thorough knowledge of board games. We going out for dinner? Spaghettis? Fuck no. We're playing Parcheesi, bitch. That's how you get a mans.
>>674309295
goats don't count and how are we supposed to know, you keep them under black fucking sheets all day
>>674303589
Sounds like you dont approach guys and you wait for guys to approach you.
Idk how you look (face, skin tone, fat displacement ie: breasts/ass, and etc..) but if you go after what you want you will get it. Guys with low self esteem throw themselves at anything they think might, maybe, possibly, sort of will fuck them. I'm guessing that's not what you want.
In short, dont wait for guys to approach you. Approach them first even though it's uncomfortable for you.
Annnnnnd.... DO NOT be afraid of rejection.
>>674308422
Not the same anon, but this reminds me of the time I was in Denny's and this fat white girl made this exciting noise and said how happy she is to have her food the way she wanted it, she said that to her waitress. I couldn't help but feel disgusted and embarrassed for my nation. I feel like I'm one of the dying breeds here, but girls like this and OP make me feel so much better about myself. Speaking of which, if you're reading this OP, thanks for the self-esteem booster. I needed that today.
>>674309334
>prove
>fag
faggot
>>674306320
Also, if you're going to date online, don't use free dating sites like some sort of Jew. Anyone with a basic internet connection can post there. I used to be on okcupid, and after one week, I gtfo because everyone there was a psycho or a ham planet. Your proportions are...acceptable. I've dated worse, and I'm a decent looking guy, but I've got problems we won't get into, but those fuckers on okcupid make me feel normal.
>>674309295
because youre a terrorist subhuman?
>>674309500
you're welcome, fam
>>674309543
hey man, i'm just trying to get tits here, don't hate
>>674307085
I'm 6'"9 shorty!
>>674309661
That... Doesn't make any sense.
>>674309725
>>674307085
>Lanky fucks
>>674306896
>okay
>>674309614
they make me feel like a catch because i'm not a single mother
I'm assuming you're American? If you were in Australia, I'd give you a go OP.
>>674303589
Gtfo neckbeard faggot
>>674306613
I agree with her.
Pussies are always damp, dark and probably teeming with gross bacteria. Who knows how long that juice has been fermenting up in there. I never want my dick to touch that slime.
And don't even get me started on tits.
>>674309499
My dubs speak truth
Okay OP. I'm going to lay down the serious burger here. Let's get started.
Bottom bun:
Boobies. Dey big. Learn to titty fuck. This is essential once you grab the man you want to keep him attached to you.
Meat patty:
You might be an oompla loompa who grew too tall, but statistically men like shorter women anyway
Ingredients neckbeards exclude:
I'm sure you have a dazzling personality hiding somewhere in there. Find it and apply it.
Top bun:
Tits or gtfo
Hope this was helpful
why does being in a relationship matter at all. im genuinely curious
>>674310111
trips reaffirms
>>674309499
>>674310111
And my trips assure my dubs are legit
>>674310169
I want sex but I don't want hookups because they open you up to STDs
>>674310377
these dubs
>>674310266
Dubs reaffirm that trips reaffirm your dubs of truth
>>674310266
nice
>>674310279
>>674310482
friends with benefits then?
>>674310745
only if it's monogamous
Why everybody calling her chubby? I'm 2 inches taller and 260lbs and I'm chubby (I is a man tho), nobody is chubby at 150 smh
>>674303589
Why would you fuck that ugly sandnigger
i'm a cute one. :3
>>674304677
Nah, I'm 6'2 and 160
>>674310944
Faggot
>>674310857
more of a relationship than a friendship then
>>674309925
You could very well be a catch. The fact that you can be somewhat truthful with yourself says a lot, actually. But if you don't think that 99% of that is just BS to get laid, then you're more naive then you appear. It doesn't take someone special to make you feel special. I would date your body type long term. But if all it takes is patting you on the back because you haven't shat out a kid or fucked yourself over in some other way, then what's the point in going long term. You shouldn't judge your value based on other people's standards.
Don't give up, you don't have to fuck someone you don't like just for having sex, keep going you would find someone you do like.
>>674308358
Also, probably the only Anon on here who doesn't think 5'5" and 150lbs isn't fat. Or even chubby, really. Weight has nothing to do with being fat or chubby. My sister does weight lifting and cross fit and she's 5'5" and ~175 lbs, with basically next to no body fat. Muscle DOES weight a lot more than fat. Something like 3-4x more, infact. If you've got a sport history from High School/College, or still jog/run/do exercise that builds muscle, it can explain a lot.
Despite what /pol/ and most of /b/ will tell you, sandniggers are pretty cool. Fuck em if you're really that sexually frustrated
>>674311389
I don't think its fat either, I'm a 260lb 5ft 7 man and I'm just chubby so she can't be fat
>>674304101
unleash your box
you could get me B)
>>674311541
> 5'7" 260 just chubby
> just chubby
> chubby
Topest of kek
Serious post here from someone who is whity and have some sand nigger blood (maybe)
Why would you fuck a "sand nigger"
>>674304055
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>>674311188
ALL THESE GETS
>>674307139
^this
>>674311541
>Just chubby
>>674311961
I know.
NEW RULES. TRIPS AND OP SHOWS TITS N PUSSY
>>674311913
Well I am! I'm just as capable as skinny people, I cycle, I walk, I weightlift, im a chubby muscular kind of guy
>>674311961
Fuck off cancerous get faggot
>>674312100
shit
>>674312202
come the fuck on
>>674312267
Really???
>>674312138
whatever newfag
>>674312267
>>674312202
>doing all of this for some fucking tits
jesus you never seen tits before?
>>674312104
> just as capable as skinny people
> I walk
> walk
Jesus dude my fucking sides!!!
Well...shit...
>>674312104
>>674312408
cant even get trips u fag
>>674303589
lose somewhere around 25 lbs and get outside you pale salmon, thats atleast 2 steps in the right direction.
>>674312418
For several miles every day. I also cycle and bench 100kg.
>>674303589
>should I just fuck the sandniggers or what???
yes, but only if you go to the middle east and join isis. I hope you get murdered after suffering constant rape from unwash sand niggers every hour of every day until you die
>>674312562
Congrats, you fulfill basic human functions! Now if you wanna do something special, fucking kill yourself!!!
>>674312494
hm
okay
>>674312688
A lot of people don't lift weights...
>>674312455
/thread
>>674312562
Y-yeah I'm capable too. I did like six miles one. Boy were my walking muscles just beat! Woo! Lemme tell ya... That walking will get ya! I also bench press like a lot of heavy stuff too. Sometimes both at the same time!
>>674312562
>Gives weight in pounds
>states bench in kg
Make up your mind
>>674312757
Lifting. Lifting in general is basic.
>>674303589
because I'm a narcissist, I'm just going to talk about myself and hope someone tells me to kill myself.
>be 19-year-old white girl
>5'3/120lbs
>average by health standards but overweight by body's standards
>attract a really hot guy
>a Johnny Depp looking motherfucker
>two cute guys after that chasing me
>don't want a relationship
>eventually not talking to any of them
I'm such a bitch. I've never been in any kind of romantic relationship and I don't want to start. Funny thing is, I kind of had a crush on Johnny Depp clone before we got close, then I completely distanced those feelings.
Something's wrong with me, but what's new?
>>674304869
kill yourself, you nigger loving hippo
>>674312944
Y'all gotta get off my back, I admitted I'm chubby but also muscular, and I'm doing a damn lot more than most people on this site.
>>674312933
They call it a royalle with cheese... They don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
>>674312757
A lot of people don't slam down 12000 calories in one sitting either you fat fuck. Stop man just stop, the tears are streaming down my eyes. Ffs I'm 6'4" 250 lbs and if I even put on so much as 10-15 extra pounds I start looking fat.
>>674313336
I'm not fat asshole! I'm chubby and stocky.
>>674313057
Kill yourself???
>>674313530
Thank you, man, I really needed to hear that.
>>674313057
Don't kill yourself anon, be a productive member of society and an hero.
>>674313165
So let's say for a moment that I was on your back, would you, how do I say this, be able to reach me?
>>674303589
Tits or GTFO
>>674304869
>>674305366
EXPOSED tits, you dumb cunt.
>>674313751
>productive member of society
but why would I do that when I can continue leeching off of taxpaying citizens and my parent's sympathy?
>>674313530
No problem???
This is /b
why wouldn't you post tits I don't understand
>>674313754
For gods sake I'm not some kind of blimp, I can touch my toes and bend my foot around to my head. I'm not fat, I'm just a very muscular guy with a gut.
>>674313434
This has to be b8, no way your fat ass gets trolled this easy or you just started browsing /b/ 20 min ago. Put down the greasy burger lardass and gtfo.
>>674314164
I'm not fat dude. And I haven't even eaten today.>>674314164
>>674303589
>get attractive people of a specific race
And what's the problem? Most people are thankful to get average fucks.
>>674314053
Because not be useless piece of shiet
>>674314053
You clearly missed the an hero part.
>>674314360
fat/10
Tits/timestamp/GTFO
>>674314360
>only one
Get the fuck out.
>>674314360
Doesn't count if there isn't a nipple.
>>674314360
Wtf is on your back???
>>674303589
5'5 150, probably more, your fat as fuck
>>674314268
No wonder you're fat. Your body stores every morsel it absorbs because you only easy once a day. Muscles need calories. If you eat only one a day, that has to be literally a refrigerator of foods.
>>674314404
>>674314407
I know, but that takes effort. And when it's all said and done, I might have the ridiculous notion to stay alive.
Suicide is the only way to go.
>>674314796
I eat 3 times a day, today I can't eat because I'm sick. I caught a virus.
>>674303589
>i'm 5'5 and 150 lbs
OK, well you don't deserve cute or average white guys if you're gonna be chubby. Stop being such a bitch about it.
>>674314856
Then what's doing you. You seem to have all the logistics worked out. If there's really no better option for you, then what are you waiting for.
>>674314360
If you want honest help and advice here's what you gotta do
1. Post both tits first, no clothing. I don't make the rules, I just enjoy them.
2. Post a high quality pic where we can see your entire body. Not blurry or fuzzy. Need to see your face as well. Get someone to take a pic of you.
>>674315168
Hitting absolute bottom. Nearly there, but need that extra push, y'know?
>>674313057
why would someone tell you to kill yourself over that story? you didn't want a relationship and moved on. If you don't want all the responsibility of a relationship and it's not that important have a boyfriend, then it's smart not to put yourself in that situation
Are you belgian OP?
Tits or GTFO
>>674315425
Don't die.
>>674314917
If you normally would have eaten already, then why the fuck mention it? Just because your flu is dampening your appetite, it doesn't mean you're skinny. What is you obsession with being skinny? Accept who you are. Fat is beautiful.
>>674315270
Did nobody else notice the giant red sores all over OP's back?
>>674315573
But I'm not fat I'm chubby and muscular. There's a big difference, fat guys can't do half what I can
>>674314917
> caught a virus
Let that poor bastard go anon, you're just going to eat it too!!
>>674315590
I missed it. Damn. Repost?
>>674315705
Most guys can't do half of what you do, you're 3 people kek
>>674315705
And skinny guys can't eat half of what you can.
>>674315590
They're not sores, they are from suction cups.
>>674308525
yeah, might as well. It's obvious that you're unattractive enough that no decent guy would want you. You're an insignificant pile of shit that nobody wants. Even the niggers probably aren't going to want you. If you're lucky a 60 year old with erectile dysfunction might take you. you'll have to suck him for a half hour to give him a semi and then he'll probably go limp inside you because you're so disgusting
>>674316098
This...repost
>>674315525
Well, nice guy syndrome usually dictates that I should have been grateful that anyone wanted me in the first place and I probably should have sucked them off right there.
I was really just trying to appeal to the cancer, sorry mate.
>>674306433
I kek'd so fucking hard
>>674316371
Suction cups from what? Look like bed sores to me, OP is a true neckbeard.
>>674303589
Maybe you just live near lots and lots of sandniggers??
Anyhow, quit whining. You have it easy as a chick all you have to do is be moderately attractive and guys will want to fuck you. You might as well get into the gym and work your ass off even if you aren't fat. Its nice to have more hotties running around and if your body is tight that means you can get higher quality guys.
Really, its not even that fucking hard for you. Just go a few times a week for like 30 mins or something.
If you are ugly find chicks who aren't ugly and ask for help with makeup and shit.
Really this shit isn't that hard
But im guessing you just want attention on here so maybe im wasting my time...
>>674316098
>>674316549
OP took the pic down, not my place to repost.
>>674315705
'chubby and muscular'
Fit and toned is good for a chick, chubby and muscular is not. Sorry.
>>674316555
I'm sure there are plenty of guys who would want you. It's hard meeting people. when you meet someone in public, you have probably a max of 5 seconds to come up with an opener. Usually it's just a smile and a hi, then then next day you start the "that's what I should have said". you should join some kind of social group. I've been thinking about joining a social anxiety support group just I would have something in common with a girl and something to talk to her about
>>674316952
its /b/, its your place to do anything you fucking want to, ESPECIALLY if OP doesn't want you to
>>674316952
WAT? where am I? this is /b/, right? On 4chan?
>>674316952
rofl you little faggot
>>674317555
Exactly, and what I want to do is respect OP in this case, not sure why. I know /b/ rarely has compassion, but that doesn't compel me today.
