>invented a new type of jet engine
what is you're biggest achievement /b/
>>674303075
i once went 3 days without jerking off
true story
>>674303241
try going camping for a week, tests your resolve to the max, are you really above wandering into the forest at night to jack off?
>>674303075
Does it run off the semen in your ass fag?
I'm graduating from the top high school in my city
>>674303456
no that one diddn't end up working, the shear flow of sweaty cum chocked even the biggest valves.
>>674303527
gg, what you going into?
Innovated an electric design for an all electric jet engine, or turbine, for commercial use.
>>674303075
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>674303075
I know the difference between your and you're.
>>674303794
all electric jet engine? as in an ion thruster or an engine simply with no purely mechanical systems?
>>674304025
cool did you stick that on you're CV?
>>674303999
do people just keep text files with pastas in them?
>>674304629
when shit pasta gets trips and retarded question about pasta get quads, why do i even bother?
>>674304856
Because you're a singlesfag
I detonated a large rocket being readied for launch off the back of a flat bed truck in Iraq 11 years ago killing at least three "insurgents".
That shot was my biggest achievement, the guys in the FOP a mile away could see my achievement, that'how big it was!
>>674303075
Do speculations to make sure the fuel won't melt steel beams
>>674305573
respect man, assuming you were serving and not just on the other side of the civil war.
>>674305573
How did you detonate it?
>>674303452
I actually did this. It was great.
>Under the stars
>Fresh air
>Flowing water of a river drowns out any sound you make
>Whip it out and be as obnoxious as you want and no one will ever know
Best fap of my life, probably.
