What exactly is the point of strip clubs?
I was thinking about heading to one tonight but then I realize something; there is really no point in even going to that shit whatsoever. You're paying chicks to dance on your lap and act friendly(which a lot of them don't even do that), and if it were any other circumstance they wouldn't even talk to you period. Plus the idea the really hot ones have been dancing on men all night really turns me off now that I think about it.
So am I missing something here? Maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way?
Titillation
Yeah I always thought this, it's cool and all, but I'm not going to get to fuck them? So what's the point?
Well it's like any other club or bar but with scantily clad women dancing provocatively.
What are you, gay?
It's for people who can't easily just go out and find chicks. Mostly groups of 40 year old virgins and shit.
>>674296163
Ya but it seems like a pretty expensive way to achieve that
>>674295972
I thought the same until I finally went to one, got laid in the private dance area for about 50 bucks, and it was the most awkward sex of my life.
>>674296378
Well not really because unless they fuck in the back rooms or something, you're not gonna get laid in a strip club
>>674296585
Do you live in the US?
I heard you can fuck a really hot stripper in Canada for that price. But even then god knows how many dudes before you she has fucked just that night alone
>>674295972
rofl uhh... secret handjobs you get in the champaigne room... what kind of fucking question is that? why do people go to strip clubs... ridiculous
>>674296624
They're a good laugh with your mates and are good for starting a night out. Hit the other clubs and bars later on.
>>674296885
Well I don't have friends so there's that
>>674296624
I've heard it can happen, as evident by >>674296585 so why would I pay to look at hot chics and then get blue balled by them with no release? I can just go to a regular club and try and fail there instead without looking at the ultra hot chics and not have the super in your face realization that I will NEVER fuck them
>>674296997
That made me laugh and a little sad at the same time
Yea I go every once in a blue moon but it's more just for guy shit and funny stories. It makes you feel good to be a dick to the strippers and refuse a dance from them.
Usually when my buddies and I go we make up names and stuff and lie about who we are just because they're strippers who cares.
You have to go in there literally knowing they're only after your money and you want to see how hard they try to get it from you. Plus some of them are actually pretty cool and will kind of talk and bullshit with you but you got to remember they're still trying to get you to buy a dance.
>>674297100
There's a store chain in the UK called "cyberdog" which sells rave / cybergoth sorta stuff and the girl staff are always really attractive and super friendly
I still fall for it everytime
>>674295972
If you go to the same one often enough, you can probably date a stripper, if you're at least 7/10. Otherwise, it's just kinda dumb. Dating a stripper is kind of like dating a hole in your wallet, but maybe looser.
>>674296846
I do live in the US.
>>674297087
I honesty don't care anymore, if anything I'm trying to reverse back to that lone wolf mentality I had before I got pussy struck
>>674297100
Ya that's my ruins it for me personally. I use to be a huge dick but I started feeling sorry for them so now its hard to be one when I do go.
>>674297414
How hot was she because thats REALLY cheap for sex
>>674295972
Never been to one yet but you must have never grinded with a girl if you don't want to go to a strip club
>>674297797
Grinding is for teenagers and niggers
Plus I've never seen the appeal. I'd rather actually spit game then dry hump some bitch I dont know
I've never really got the point of them either. I've been four or five times with groups of friends, and it was fun when I was totally hammered but otherwise they're just really depressing and designed to suck as much money out of you as possible.
seems like only 2 people itt have actually been to a strip club
yes you can fuck the girls in the back or schedule to fuck after. not all the girls there are whores, some really are just paying bills.
use your fucking brain it shouldnt be too hard to figure out who is who
>>674297100
>>674296885
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>>674298483
These all seem like genuine responses
>>674298483
While they may not be "whore" they are damaged in one way or another
Honesty I would never date a stripper, especially after seeing what type of women they are or turn out to be
>>674297774
6/10 but I have high standards. It is pretty cheap for sex at least for a American hooker.
1. If you're going to a strip club to get laid you're doing it wrong.
2. If you're going to a strip club alone you're doing it wrong.
Strip clubs are for parties. You go with your friends, you get drunk, you see tits/naked women, and you have a good time.
>>674298483
yea but the thing is i can buy an escort, take her to dinner, take her clubbing, and fuck her all for less money then shitty overpriced strip club sex. going to a strip club for sex is like getting your car fixed at the dealership, you're going to get taken for a ride.
just my 2 cents tho.
>>674299636
How would all that be cheaper than strip club sex?
Well, OP, it depends.
If your drunk/high and don't give a damn about the money you spend, Strip Bars are fun! Loud music, titties and asses and no reason to feel guilty! Your gonna have a good time!
If you're sober, you realize that you're surrounded mostly by sad drunk men staring at titties. So if you go sober, you're going to have a bad time.
The moral of the story is be drunk and high all the time
>>674300115
lol, was thinking the same
>>674295972
you right. be back in the day they didn't have the internet. so porn was scarce. the strip club was there porn
>>674299382
This.
It's just something to do. Get some titties rubbed in your face, drink a bit. Good time. Good way to waste money though
I just imagine some of you nerds going to a strip club and pulling the whiteknight gentleman act, trying to stop the chick from dancing and get her to sit down and just talk about philosophy or something. Then you'd whisk her off her feet and rescue her from this awful life.
>>674295972
Beer with tits to look at. Is it really that hard to figure out the appeal if visual stimulus while drinking? Stop thinking of it as a surrogate for sex or meaningful human interaction, it's live porn nothing more.
>>674296884
This, what you betas have never gotten a good old fashioned in the strip club?
>>674295972
Hate to break it to you betas but Alphas normally fuck them while they just take your money. We have the fun and you pay their bills. That is the point of a strip club.
>>674302483
I really hope you aren't implying you can fuck strippers for free, outside of a one night stand
Otherwise you're GOING to pay one way or another. Its just the way they are nothing else.
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>>674295972
Don't ever, ever give them any money. That just makes them think you're a loser.
>>674295972
strip clubs are shit.
the girls dont even suck your dick and you pay for it.
its pathetic really
>>674296846
you cant fuck a hot hooker in canada for cheap u fucking idiot
Hookers are way more fun than stripclubs, man.
>>674303291
Hence the word heard, I didn't say you could for sure that's just what I was told
>>674303024
Lmao. Bro I used to fuck many stripers. Never paid a penny. Like I said, betas front the bill and Alphas enjoy the winnings. My first threesome was two stripers from the Gold Club in Jacksonville Florida. Back when the girls were playmate material. Girls love Marines. Man up and save some money. Just know when to wrap it up or you will be sorry. Never had an issue myself.
Actually, I managed to fuck a couple of strippers in my life... No shit, so it can happen...
One of the points of going to a Strip Club is the "liberating" feeling you get when you're partying with your buds. I usually pay not much attention to the women dancing - which has the net effect of making them try to get me to pay attention to them more, which leads to conversation, etc.
You gotta give the bitches money, of course (but don't you have to give EVERY bitch money??), so there's that - so don't go when you don't have a few bucks to just throw away, and DON'T go thinking you're gonna get laid.
It's like the Universe has some kind of thing going on that if you go to a Party or Strip Club, or anywhere except a whorehouse, if you think you're going to get laid, you never do.
kek.
>>674303291
No shit - this guy is right. Had the BEST strip club experience in Toronto. Women were beautiful and the price was cheap. I fucking love Canada...
>>674303674
Whatever you say man
Ya I'm sure strippers flock to some nobody blow joe that spends zero money when they're working, when they could be making hundreds instead. Ya buddy you're that hot huh?
Its ok I believe you
>>674304227
Many keks were had.
>>674295972
When you know some of the strippers from highschool and you go with an old group of friends who all know them. It makes me feel better about myself, and I can demean the bitchy sluts from when i was a teenager.
>>674295972
Must agree OP. I have always felt like a sucker with a wallet in strip clubs. That is all you are to the dancers.
>>674303024
How much have you or anyone else here paid to fuck a stripper?
For some guys we have minimal options.....
;_;
>>674304972
Never a stripper but I've fucked plenty of hookers.
>>674304972
You don't even have to pay. These bitches have daddy issues and love low lifes... Just play the game
>>674304972
I've never done it but I'd assume around 200-500 range
Took a strippers number once, she wanted 400 for an hour. Never went through with it, which I should have because she was pretty hot.
>>674305167
Well how much you pay on the hooker?
These broads have got you by the balls! I wouldn't even give them the time of day, let alone give them money.
We think we're degrading them, but they're reversing the whole thing, man, manipulating us and taking our monies!!!
>>674305980
From 120 for a half hour all the way up to 250 for an hour, never more than that
>>674296163
+1 internet for you.
>>674306100
Did they at least look attractive though? How did you even find them?
>>674306278
Backpage and yes. I wouldn't pay for ugly pussy man. My current favorite is only 120/half hour and is a tall thin busty blonde.
>>674299382
>You go with your friends
I can also lie about having friends.
I don't really want to make a thread for this question, but have any of you guys gone to a "body rub" from Backpage? I was looking through it last night for shits and giggles and saw an ad for a massage on a fucking milking table and the girls weren't too bad looking from their pictures.
>>674306421
Alright thanks for answering. The ones on backpage in my area aren't good looking. Got to travel out a bit if I want better looking girls.
