QUICK! THE COPS ARE COMING!! PUT ON A STRAIGHT FACE!
>>674278740
666
>>674278740
problem officer?
>>674278740
Dindu nuffin
>>674278740
you want to read me my rights, officer?
I thought I smelled a pork product of some type
>>674278740
high officer, I'm not hello
No im not on drugs
AM I BEING DETAINED!
>>674278740
>>674278740
>>674279019
mind explaining why you are traveling with such a young girl?
>>674281186
Was gonna rape her later
>>674281186
She lured me to the park with promises of puppies and playing dolls
>>674281310
>>674281536
I'm afraid i'm gonna have to ask you to come with me to the station.
>>674278740
AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER?
AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER?
AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER?
AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER?
AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER?
Cop:Move along
Hello officer welcome aboard the feel express
Im chill officer
>>674278740
FEEL ME
Nothing illegal, sir
Also: super rare Pepe.
>>674279207
>>674284397
sauce?
>>674284397
Thaaaat's hot.
Why did you pull me over? Is it because im black?
>>674284571
>>674284503
Nah Cba
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