You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a nigger, go /b/.

I can't. I am a nigger.

I can read, and write.

I dont like grape soda

I have a job

Im slicker than your average nigger killer

I don't get welfare checks

Ive never raped a white women

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>>674268161
Fucking top kek

I know both my parent's phone number.

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>>674266692
My best friend is called Ben Garrison. You might know him as "the One man Klan"

>>674266692
I don't speak Yerkish

>>674266692
i can read this post and use internet

I cant talk about stuff other than hoez n cash bruh fam bae

I knew who my father was when his funeral happened

I'm not a Democrat

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i know my father

>>674266692
i saw a bike the other day and didn't try to steal it.

My father loves me

>>674266692
I have a small dick.
Done

I don't call my friends niggas
i Do call niggers niggers, though

I have never stolen anyone's bike

I wasn't bred for short term entertainment, and have basic monetary skills in order to not blow some millions of dollars in a span of 5 years.

>>674270146
what is this website ?

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i have money in the bank, and not stacks in hand

The officer lets me off with a warning

I pay my bills

>>674270656
Not a website, it's DNA test results.

i have never been taken to jail or drunk tank, just a ride home every time

I know my father.

I've never liked watermelon.

OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE WIMMINS AT

I dont order food from kfc every day

>>674266692
my IQ is 136

I like mayonnaise....

>>674271210
also nigger detected.

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I actually know my dad

>>674266692
I know that the first law of thermodynamics is the conservation of mass energy expressed as DeltaU=Q+W, off the top of my head.

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>>674266692
Moonman is the gayest meme on this site.

t. /pol/

>>674268161
You apparently can't write too well. The second clause of that sentence isn't sufficient enough to stand alone even with a coordinating conjunction, so you would just remove the comma.

I'm black and I'm currently watching the pool at my job. Two white people tried to enter on our private pool grounds, and as I approached the gate they walk away. Evolution taught them well.

>>674266692
I'm white

>>674266692
I like the USA and don't want to destroy the establishment. I think we the people are the establishment and I want us to be great again instead of taxed into oblivion so one party can bribe it's constituents for votes for a few years.

I know my father.

>>674269717
Someone doesn't know how to measure a penis... common sense tosses this beautiful infographic into the trash.

>>674271312
That's pretty low iq

>>674266692
I have strong opinions on Star Wars vs Star Trek.

i am a jew

I watch Seinfeld

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Pls

>>674270777
>>674271626
Fuck u

I can dab

>>674266692
I have never smoked crack.
I know who my father is.

>>674266692
I speak german.

i like the decemberists

My nose is longer than it is wide.

I can do regular math.

>>674273574
Mary, get muh gun.

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>>674266692
K

>>674273736
How many times has your girl friend been BLACKED? Probably a lot right?

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We do this in my country every year and nobody gets offended

I have never watched a single episode of Dragon Ball Z.

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I can read, that all i need to prove Im not a sub-nigg shit

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I actually paid my child support!

i have litle penis

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I'm not in prison

I start my sentences with a capital letter, and then i end it with a dot.

I don't have any guns or weapons of any kind

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IM GOING TO DO IT UNLESS I TALK TO A REAL HUMAN BEING..

(402) 3190276

>>674275655
It's called a period, but because there is never a 'period' of time that niggers are people, I excuse your grammar error.

>>674275644
gif proves the authenticity of anon's whitehood

>>674275897
That proves nothing.
Lots of white people have guns.
They use them to shoot niggers when they break in to steal TVs.

I don't have a kik

>>674276760
Implying white people don't use kik.

>>674276760
I can confirm that I'm a fag and I'm white and I use kik

I collect weeb shit

>>674266692
I'm not brain dead.

>>674268161
But you can't grammar.

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I can swim, but I still like white OP mom

I don't have a huge dick.

I have a dad

>>674266692
My dad is in living room

>>674266692
i have responsability and i take it

>>674280980
But is he beating you?

Passed high school...I love it when my dad smiles to me when we shoot guns at niggers...fried chicken makes me fuckin sick....AB nation

I'm posting to 4chan instead of handing from a tree.