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ITT: Crippling Loneliness

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ITT: Crippling Loneliness
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i like being alone
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>>674265022
no you don't
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>tfw parents throw you the anime party they think you've always wanted
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>>674265123
>plz don't kill my illusion

y-yes i do
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insert picture of me
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>>674265234
nobody likes to be alone you neckbeard cunt you just brainwashed yourself to think that but its not true
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These people are probably poor, it's not even funny
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>>674265084
>cheetos
>cake
>cupcakes
>cookies
>lime jello
i'd choose having that amount of food all to myself over having friends any day
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>>674265271
>>674265325
"So honey what do you want for your birthday?"
"twenty pretzels!"
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>>674265398
This has to be staged.
When I saw the bottle of liquor I died.
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>>674265590

goddamn....
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>>674265361
that s a weak argumentation. Elaborate.
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>>674265398
papa franku all grown up
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>>674265590
thats just sad
was my fear as a kid so i just never had any birthday parties
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>>674264717
Depression thread over 9000
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>set camera timer
>grab angry cat
>quickly sit down
>force smile
>act as natural as possible
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>>674264717
I'd go to that dudes birthday party
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>>674265590
fuuuuuuck..
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I like to be alone, not lonely...
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>>674265843
>disturbingly accurate
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>>674265996
Yes he looks like Eric Foreman amirite
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>>674266248

>dem tits
>not ugly

How can this be
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>>674265590
>>674265708
>>674265769
btw /b/ sent that guy a community picture because, you know, chaotic neutral and whatnot
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>>674265478
That's why you don't have friends.
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i lately feel bad when see these posts is there anything wrong with me?
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>>674265960
it looks like hes pooping out his mouth
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spent my 20th two weeks ago studying for two midterms that were the next day

not a NEET though
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>>674265590
that is sad, feel bad for him.
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>>674266340
that's fucking hilarious
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>>674266248
>not ugly
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>>674266248
Hot.
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Keep in mind some of these kids are probably going out with their friends later and getting tanked haha
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>>674266409

no mate it's called empathy
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>>674265590
Just fyi a lot of anons contacted Julius and sent him b-day money and cards. Julius is the honorable nigger, in my Reichstag he is the one nigger allowed to live.
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>>674265488
he's 16. why is this even here?
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>>674266248

would so bang
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Why are they all 20??
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>>674266403
this girl is really cute!
I want one
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>>674266733
me on the right
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I still jerk of to my ex girls partners of highschool, only to pics were they are underage still(6 years ago) i still dream with them and those dreams wake me up at night were i crush on irremediable nostalgia, i have a folder full of pics of them and highschool pics in general, last week i used a database to get their personal information(addres, id number,etc) i know they dont even must remember my name
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>>674266340
this made me feel a little better for him
I hope he saw it
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>>674266248

>dem tits
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>>674266339
>>674266609
>>674266660
>>674266751
idk... if at least he has a moustache...
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These threads make you realise that you shouldnt be a dick to anyone
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>>674265843
this guy looks 35
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>>674266489
>btw /b/ sent that guy a community picture because, you know, chaotic neutral and whatnot
Obviously, if you've got midterms to keep up on.
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>>674266248
Would penetrate deeply and possibly not pull out.
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Literally all of these pictures represent my last few birthdays in some way...
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>being over 18
>still celebrating birthdays like children

Is this what Americans do?
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I haven't got a cake since I was like 10, had my 21 bday a month ago, legally bought a bottle of booze and listen to music, was lonely but was pretty chill. oh and I also puked in my cats litter box.
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>>674266708
when i was younger i considered them losers i think it was some defensive mechanism of my own because i myself was lonely but as time passed by something changed inside of me
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This Thread is fucking Horrid, the first time i'm getting feels like this on /b/ for a long time
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>>674267117
yeah
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>>674266642
Does anyone have the pic With him holding a banana instead looking at the funny banana?
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>>674265488
Isnt this that one direction bloke
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>>674267138
Don't fucking even
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>>674267222
nice bait
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>>674266642
This is the saddest. I feel the story is its a anniversary and she's dead and thats the same place they met all those years ago(although the decor has changed). He's seeing her in front of him.

>dat smirking bitch trying to hide her face with a drink
I'd punch that cunt.
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>>674266955
he sure did but whether or not he felt better or thought some nigga was gonna kill him i don't know and don't know if i even care, at the very least somebody thought of him i guess? however autistic it may be.
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>>674267199
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>>674266248
>The picture of her on the table
Fuck me I'm dying
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>>674267081
>this has nothing to do
with this
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>>674266926

it's not a good idea to live in the past
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>>674265590
god damn, anon
I almost started crying
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>>674266340
thanks, now i feel better (:
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>>674266836
Fuck off Bolshevik scum.

Undisciplined, Asiatic mongol hordes that raped millions. Then turned prosperous nations into backwards socialist shitholes.
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>>674266409
It means you still got some human emotion in you. It's a good thing m8.
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>>674266248
you know if you were one of her friends, the one that actually likes to talk to her and not pitty talk and you were at her 'party', you could do anything with her that night and she won't say no.
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>>674266248
Bruh what, shes cute as fuck
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>>674266710
you're a good nazi
too good to be from /pol/
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>>674267335
karma is a bitch anon dont worry
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>>674266248

Would fuck with the force of a 1000 suns
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>>674267335
karma is a bitch anon don;t worry
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>>674266642
Even though he can barely walk he still got all dressed up and everything : /
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>>674265271
>>674266044
>>674266130

cake still in the pan is the most depressing thing... if you ever make a cake for someone at least remove it first.
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>>674266438
or sucking dick
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>>674267335
idk man he at least had a wife he loved, what about all of the others with not even a friend to come to their birthday
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>>674266754
why would anyone pay 8 fucking dollars for that garbage

this fucking world
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>>674266542
Old people loneliness is the worst for me. They've had to actually lose all the people they were close to slowly over time.
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>>674266403
no way to tell she is alone. I mean there is no reason to take pictures of her fucking friends
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>>674266710
lmao nigger where you there with us?

>>674266340
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>>674266926
Sounds like the setup for a slasher movie.
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>>674265205
great beard tho
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I swear to god if I'm at my twentieth birthday party and nobody comes, then it's time to become an hero.
But that's a whole five years from now.
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>>674267819
because they're alone on thanksgiving and they're probably about to kill themselves anyway, so what's $8 in the grand scheme of things if it means you don't have to cook your last meal
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>>674265590
I remember him being mentioned in a thread we all wished him a happy birthday think we made his day
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>>674267879
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>>674268022
>b8
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>>674267294
yep
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>>674267986

check shirt
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>>674268022
B&
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>>674266926
in a few years I might have to do the same if something good doesn't happen soon, but nothing good ever happens.
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>>674268022
MODS!
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>>674267437
Holy fuck don't you fucking dare...
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>>674268118
I'm glad he turned his life around and because successful
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>>674268105
>>674268156
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>>674266044
Is he going to murder it?
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>>674266642
I would totally do shit like this when I'm old. I could probably get some young hot waitress to show me her tits or something. Tell her they are just as perky as the day I met Ethel. Gotta play the long game
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>>674264765
is that male or female, also who took the photo
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>>674265699
Fuckin sweet cake
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>>674265205
Is this dude wearin a Pedobear Tshirt? Sure looks like Pedobear's paw below the birthday boy sign.
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>>674268280
Sorry anon nobody came to my birthday either
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>>674266642
Fuck, that one gets me every time. Fuck that vapid little cunt taking a fucking picture while obviously laughing at the guy.
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>>674268344
Mom
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>>674267170
Its called realizing youre not the center of gravity on which we spin
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>>674265478
>dat junk food tho
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>>674265084
i would have gone to this dudes party, look at all that fucking food!
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>>674265398
>one man wolf pack
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>>674267879
>lose all the people they were close to
>tfw it will never happen to me since I don't have anyone close
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>>674267879
Who gives a fuck m8
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>>674266248
Comment
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>>674268280
b8 and b& are opposite views of his post
how do we get lumped together? pic related
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I've never had a party where nobody showed, but I had one where only one person did. we had fun anyway.

also went to a friend's new year's party and was the only one who showed. his fiancee and a bunch of their mutual friends ditched to go to a different party, and two other friends canceled (one was sick, the other idk why). we drank all the booze and ate a bunch of food and laughed at the shitty singles ads in the city pages or whatever (minneapolis lifestyle magazine). had a blast anyway. but I don't think he and his fiancee lasted too long after that.
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>>674268699
that anon does

so do I
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>>674265398
Clearly staged but funny cuz asian
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>>674266248
She's just at her grandparents. Probably got fucked by whole football team the day before.
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FFS
I came to /b/ today to talk shit and have a laugh
I didn't plan to be sitting here by my desk thinking about my life and crying like a bitch
FUCK
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>>674265960
Fucking subway, I always misread those wrappers as saying "eat trash".
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>>674265699
This is actually super cute
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fuck this thread. fuck all you guys. i feel horrible :(
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>>674266642
idk what that silly bitch is laughing at, that dude made it, he survived, he lived decent enough to be alive at that age, and he loved- more than she or most of us ever have, who's the joke really on in this picture?
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When I was 16, I had a really close friend named Carson. We used to play Pokemon and and beyblade. We were nerds I guess. I started to shift crowd groups, I started playing football and kinda drifted away from him. On his 17th birthday he invited me to his house for a party. I was going to another party, and was guarenteed some sex. The next day I found out that nobody had showed. His parents found him with a self inflicted gunshot wound to the chest in the field behind his house. I went to the funeral, and got stares from all of his family. I feel like they blamed me. Once they opened the casket I just fucking lost it. I just fell right there over the casket and cried my fucking eyeballs out. Now it's a couple years after and I've gained a fuck ton of weight, lost any kind of social life, and have a shit job. I still can't believe I did that to him.
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>>674265590
>black
>doesn't steal friends
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>>674265590
I'm Julius
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>>674267839
>stupidumb frogposters
The image was more depressing before
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>>674269025
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>>674268337
Fucking kek anon
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>>674265398
That is Boone's Farm wine. Dude is going hard.
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This thread is honestly pretty sad.

I volunteer my time on the weekends going to spend an hour or two with elderly people in my local area who don't have anyone and are isolated. Some of the shit they say to me is absolutely heartbreaking and the photos of the older guys in the diners having dinner on their own with pictures of their wives reminds me of that.

>feelsbadman.jpeg
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>>674269427
This is why I want to die young.
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>>674269427
I want to do this but I have been so fucking depressed the last couple years I don't think I could take it
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>>674265590
The thing no one should ever think is that people want to show up just for this guy.

When I was a kid I declined one or two parties and went to one or two parties with a "third" friend. We laughed it off when we made the decision to go, saying things like "well it's free ice cream and food and free play time at the laser tag place". But that's all kids care about when it comes to others because they're too immature to realize that's the only reason people come to THEIR parties.

People never look out for each other. I mean those parents who saw me say things like that could have taught me an important lesson about being social. But people don't give a shit. They let kids like Julius grow up to 25, then realize that his model of how the "birthday party" social gathering works doesn't match up with the real world. He's been socially passive enough that no one genuinely likes him
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>>674265960
He's sucking a dick?
>cant unsee
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>>674265960
>Fucking wrapped subs on the plates.
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>>674266118
This
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>>674265325
that exit sign in your own home tho
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>>674266248
All you fags acting like this is her life or something. She probably got that pussy wrecked later on by her alpha boyfriend.
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one summer as a kid i went outside everyday and played basketball by myself until night came and would lie in the grass looking at the stars, it sounds cliche but the next school year i became very confident and starting talking to girls because i realized i have nothing to lose and thats when i found out i was a very narcissistic person and i only care about casual encounters.
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>>674266542
I don't want to make it to that point
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>>674266044
c'mon that cake can't even be an inch thick for fucks sake
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>>674269154
You should kill yourself instead of being a fatfuck. I see you have at least some sense of self awareness, so do the right thing and end yourself. There isn't anything for you in the world.
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>>674266710
>>674268054
I love it when /b/ does nice things
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>>674269314
pics + timestamp
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>>674269314
We're all Julius.
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>>674266340
Kek'd so hard
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>>674266754
STL fag
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>>674269703
pics?
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>this thread
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>>674269712
however thats not too true yet, the first girl i ever talked to i genuinely fell in love as there was not 1 second that went by where i would not think about her voice or pretty face, i think this was because she was the first girl to actually show interest towards me. however obviously i would not have any social experience at the time and that was short lived and i have never felt such love again
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tfw 3 days off from work and nothing to do
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Tfw, I turned 21 Today. First thing i did was buy a bunch of alcohol and drink alone.
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MFW I am all of these people and after my mum dies I might as well an hero
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>>674269154

Wow. If that's true I'm sorry anon. Don't blame yourself though, how could you have known? If anything this story has given me more of a reason to not put that bullet in my chest every day. Who know's who might think it's their fault.
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>>674269560
I always wanted to live for a long time but the more time I spend with these people, the less inclined I am to do so. I can't believe how strong their desire is to stay in the house they've lived in and not move into a home where they would be surrounded by people of the same generation 24/7.

>>674269589
Sometimes it's pretty sad but they are so, so appreciative of your company. One guy in particular reminds me of my grandfather who died a few years ago and we've forged a really strong bond. I even take him shopping and cook lunch for him when I'm there. Seriously, I can't recommend it enough /b/ro.
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>>674266836
Fuck boshevic scum
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>>674266542
I hope he's waiting for someone, cause damn...
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>>674266542
>>674268981
>>674267879
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>>674262813
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>>674267335
He's at in n out you bitch.
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>>674265699
Chair for mouse pad?? what kind of nigger thing is that
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I'm fucking crying, I never thought I was this lonely, I just want it all to end.
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>>674266642
oh my fuck. jesus fucking damn
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This topic is so fucking sad :-/
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>>674270240
We're here b/ro.
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>>674269703
you are right
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>>674270254

Welcome to life
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>>674267515
Sadly the past is all i got rn
>>674268196
Is inevitable if you already are a nostalgic person, is a disease that consumes you and at the same time it makes you happy and excited
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>>674267661
I fucking hope so bro. I truly do.
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>>674267443
Cake looks good
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>>674270666
Thanks Lucifer.
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>>674267437
fuck you.... asshole
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>>674270254
aw man, i'd love to hang out and get wasted
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>>674265590

this is one reason why i fucking love 4chan, i cried a little bit
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>>674270254
I'd chill with you. I bought some Jack yesterday and I will be drinking alone. It's not even close to my birthday.
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>>674270850
im in the 239
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>>674270666
satan pls
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>>674267437
A fucking dog. I had to laugh at the end. haha
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>>674265398
Fucking Boone's nigger lulz. Drinking this in any setting implies you hate yourself at least a little.
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this thread has made me feel like the most popular man in the world

and I was homeschooled until high school
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>>674270739
when she turns 35 and nobody wants to fuck her anymore and she realizes she's made no valuable long lasting relationships and how many she has thrown away? she might not remember the old man but they will be one for a moment.
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>>674267443
Some of these are dumb. This kid could go both ways. Chance of an autist, but very well may not be. Normal puberty acne and hair.

This is just his family birthday cake shit. He's prolly going to see some friends.

But many of these show THE birthday. The lonely person at the table, that's the whole thing. That's it.
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>>674270254
Won't be long until you'll be like me, numbing yourself every night with the stuff.
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>>674270992
Underage fagot detected
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>>674264717
that's an oxymoron.

itt: weak people

self-sufficiency=empowerment
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>>674270913
sorry, man
europe is too far away
hope some other anons can go visit you

happy birthday anyway, stay cool
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>>674270254
Grown up gracefully, faggot!

Cheers!
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funny how i have my 20th birthday in 2 days and it will look same just without cake

>>674264717
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>>674266926
Damn it anon, take it from me, it gets better. I did the same with vids and pics of the ex wife and I fucking for a while after we split up. After a while though, it loses its luster and you just end up sadder after the fact. It's taken me some time, but it's finally starting to get better. Take it from those who have been there, it's not good to live in the past man.
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>>674265769
me too man. i havent gone out of my way to do anything like a party for my birthday since i was like 11
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About 11 years ago (I'm 23 now btw) my grandad and grandma had their 50th anniversary. It was at the local hospital because my grandma had stage 4 lung cancer. We invited a lot of people and only 2 came (my friend now gf and my cousin) we had a cake and baloons. It was fucking sad. The next month my grandma died. Grandad was bawling his eyes out. He is still alive and i have pictures of that day.
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>>674271298
come to /b/ that day
I'll draw/edit a birthday picture for you
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>>674271060
i picture him being from a wealthy family and just forcing a smile for his parents while experiencing a soul crushing feeling of loneliness and failure inside... but that's just me.
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>>674267117
>Europoor family only allowed one cake from government each year
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>>674271298
is that Tim Duncan?
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>>674271212
>self-sufficiency = empowerment
>therefore crippling loneliness = no empowerment
what exactly is contradictory in "crippling" and "loneliness"?
by your own definition loneliness and crippling are the same thing, so if anything it would be redundant.
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>>674270913
in which country are you and what city
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>>674267117
can you not afford it?
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>>674265398
>Dat Boones farm fuzzy navel

That's a popular drink with my friends and I.
One bar we frequent at serves it and fter 9pm it's a dollar off.

We've cleaned out their cooler of bottled wine in a night because it tastes like kool-aid and has about as much alcohol as a can of Bud Light
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>>674271505
kek
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smoke some kush anons and move on.
fuck if i give a shit about my birth.
why do i have to be here anyway. why should i celebrate the day i was born.
fuck it
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>>674271219
Thanks man
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>>674266044
hilarious!
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>>674271252
Will do, anon. Will do.
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>tfw you turn 20 in 15 days
>tfw you know you'll be alone
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>>674271588
yep
Timmy is the best

>>674271488
I dont like to have pictures of me so wont be a problem. Will lurk /b/ for some time most likely
thank tho
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>>674271660
Florida, cape coral
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>>674265699

>those interests

this cake really shouldn't have been made
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>>674266248
Guaranteed replies
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>>674270254
>bleach
>e&j
>jack
God damm it dude thats some bad taste. If you're miserable and just trying to turn up get malt liquor or tall cans of beer on sale at 7/11.
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>>674271681
>implying he's poor
nice
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>>674270898
are you ... me?
$46.99 for a 1.75 of Jack...
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>>674265205
this is so sad.....
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reporting in
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>>674265590
>>674265398
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>>674265271
>>674265325
jimmy???
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>>674267117
I'm not American myself, but I think the reason is that the guys in those pictures haven't really had any experience with partying or socializing, and therefore they only have their parents to celebrate with.
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>>674270254
Buy more you're going to need it
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>>674265022
I lie to myself too
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>>674266248
>Over protective parents
>teengirl always gets what she wants
>sneaks out for studies
Y'all fall for bait hard, no girl is innocent
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>>674271878

I imagine his parents sitting down with a cake chef...

"So what does you son like to do? What are his interests?"

"well...."
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>>674264717
If I wanted that, I'd just look in a mirror.
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>>674266940
was that their favourite spot to sit, or where they had their first date or w/e???
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>>674267437
>>674271116
actually no. I tought it was about a close friend he lost in an accident or some shit. But it was just his dog. Come on. Everyone lost a pet when you were young. It's sad of course, but the comic is so depressing that it doesn't fit. It was unexpected and this made it funny.
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>>674271906
Its a slide show background and i feel nostalgic twords bleach, also i don't know much about alcohol and just bought it to buy it.
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>>674270664
File name not chadthundercock
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fags
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>>674270940
fuck this stupid shit
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>>674272127
deep
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>>674269601
MY eyes mengg
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>>674268385
it look like a pedobear dress up as priest actually
> probably this design
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>>674272257
pls don't put your alcohol in the freezer like a pleb
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>>674271874
Kek, I was just there yesterday, back in Tampa today.

>trucker fag here.
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>>674272187
Do you even get the reference? Also the great margins of such simple spelling and grammatical errors tend to imply you are below the required age to habituate this website.
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>>674266248

I wouldn't feel bad for her, this was probably just a little get-together with her grandparents. I'm sure that later that night she drank a shitload of Mike's Hard Lemonade and fucked two black guys.
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>>674266340
julius the only good nigga
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>>674272364
haha true nigga fuck these emotional bitch boys and their bitches
b itches aint shit
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>>674272413
I realized it was a mistake, like i sad to the other anon, i not an enthusiast of alcohol, so i am a pleb
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>>674272400
>being able to narrow down the specific tshirt design

topkek
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>>674267437
>dog

Just get a new one, you faggot!
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>>674272058
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>>674270257
Richard?
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>>674265325
The exit sign and facial expression combined with lack of fashion sense leads me to believe that this man is definitely special needs, in which case, not cringe.
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>>674272460
Well hopefully you have a good drive anon
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>>674272604
The only good nigger is a dead nigger.
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>>674272488
foreigner who had no time to correct grammar

no i don't get the reference. enlighten me, please
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>>674267879
You better start smoking, or one day you'll be one of them.
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>>674265398
>totally not a stock photo
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>>674270257
im with you on that homie, i just dont want her to blame herself
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>>674272727
Nope.
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>>674265590
julius if you're in this thread have this cute girl
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>>674267437
That last line man...
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>>674265590
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>>674272929
Ok.. Well hang in there.
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>>674265361
Got plenty of friends and girls, yet I prefer being alone most of the time so yes, your arguments are invalid. Some people are better off alone.
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>>674268022
KILL yourself now you underage faggot
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no, you guys are wrong.
being alone is easy. thats why we do it. we dont have to deal with anyones bullshit and all that
its just ME
>>674272998
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>>674266733
All around me are familiar faces
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>>674270624
this is great
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>>674272804
>>674272697
Scooby Doo you candyass
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>>674273145
worn out places, worn out faces
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>>674272873
Exactly my reasoning. she already had another sibling of mine do it years ago and I know it would destroy her.
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>>674265271
This is the most depressing photo in the thread.
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>>674272998
I only feel alone when im around other people
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>>674273145
holy fuck my sides
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>>674269025
Same

>19
>Work full time job at a hardware store
>going to college part time, I only have one class this semester
>I wanna kill myself almost every moment
>Even being at home is worse
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>>674264717
>aw boohoo look at me I'm 27 and nobody is coming to my birthday party waaa
Why do people think these basement dwellers deserve recognition. They need to get a damn job instead of wallowing like sad teens.
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>>674273145
Worn out places, worn out faces
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>>674265271
I think he has downs
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>>674273347
i feel
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>>674273276
I never watched it. So it's similar to this one
>>674269154
isn't it? That was actually sad, because Courage was a sentient dog.
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>>674270319
learn2spell, faggot
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>>674268335
Kek so hard
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>>674264717
saddest image in thread 4me
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>>674273297
damn bro
it must hurt big time loosing one of your kids as a parent to suicide
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>>674269025
Me too brother
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>2015
>Turned 20
>Norwegian fag so I'm now allowed to buy all types of alcohol
>Was planning to meet up with some people at a club
>Couldn't find them
>Walked away from there
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Got a call from a different friend
>Went to his place
>Me and 3 others are chilling, drinking beer having a good laugh
>Went out to a bar and had a lots of shots together
>One guy from the place didn't know me very well
>He started singing happy birthday to me when he figured out it was my birthday
>I was so fucking happy that I started crying
>mfw
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>>674272720
me in a nutshell
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>>674270624
Fuck my sides
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>>674273370
Why do you want to kill yourself? Because of your work and studies? Then quit work and studies you idiot
I'm 21, not at college, working for one of the most important banks in the continent, having more money than I could imagine, taking drugs and sex
Stop crying because you can't take the path of happiness faggot
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>>674273689
fuck, I forgot picture
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>>674270895
Wow, howd i miss this? So great
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>>674272358
you're the fag
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>>674266248
hello
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>>674265699
Hi my name is dale and I like Toblerones and tea and watching porn on my laptop
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>>674269599
this 100%
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>>674266044
Welcome to the real world, kid.
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>>674273611
Even more so since she was the one who found him. I'll never forget that day.
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>>674273370
>20
>Soon to go to college/uni whatever (europe)
>I dont feel like doing jack shit, even though I know i could have go through college with good marks/score whatever its called
>I would be better of drinking, jacking, and thinking how miserable my life is
>Still not wanna kill myself

I'm fucking pathetic.
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>>674270257
+1 here. I really see no point in living in this shit world anymore
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>>674266836
>Give us back our medals, Kevin
No! Fuck you, you're dead! You don't need them anymore!
>This will not make Ethel want you more, Kevin
Shut up!
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>>674272774
Thanks man, cheers to you and yours.
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>>674273505
Quote really helped me see life differently. So many of us base our personal value solely on how many people like us or how many friends we have.
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>>674270254
Happy birthday anon! Getting drunk is great. Have fun!
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>>674266340
/b/, the most racist place on the Internet until they identity someone with their own struggles.
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In space, noone can hear him scream.
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>>674273377
Did mom and daddy miss your birthday too faggotron?
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>>674269320
H-hey ain't that the guy who made that "happ happ ganggang style" video?
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>>674264717
>>674265084
>>674266044
>>674266130

What we are seeing in a lot of these pictures is kids that where sabotaged by their parents i bet. You know the Freudian Oedipal Complex where the son wants to kill his father and marry his mother? Its not supposed to be taken that literally, what it looks like in reality is often mothers who do everything for their kids so they do not develop autonomy and independence. If the parents hinder their kids development of independence then the kids will be dependent upon the parents for the rest of their life so the parents don't have to die alone. That is kind of like "marrying your mother" in a way.

Be careful of people who are to nice to you, they often want to devour you.

>Son, why don't you stay at home and play some xbox this weekend instead of going out?

>Son, why don't we watch a movie and have some candy instead of you going to your football training, you are so bad in sports anyways.

>-I am sorry Sarah, anon has study today.. Yes tomorrow to! And next weekend so don't bother coming he is busy!
>-Who was that mom?
>-It was just some sellers hon! [laughs evil internally]

>You can't be out with your friends like that it makes me sick! You have to be home!

Shit like this happens to often.

Any of you come from something like this?
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