Kirby has absorbed you!
What power does he get?
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all of them
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Depression
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eternal virginity
>>674259072
Last week i ate an XTC pill in the shape of a yellow kirby it gave me splattered vision
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Penises for fingers.
Clairvoyance. This post ends in a four.
Suicidal thoughts
Soul crippling loneliness
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Mediocre music production and the ability to fake it as a professional chef.
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The power to do anything right, but fuck it up when it matters the most.
>>674259072
Painful curry shits...
Severe alcoholism
>>674259072
He grows dreads that he can use to entangle enemies.
>>674260239
Is that you Pajeet?
>>674259072
Severe deppression, paranoia, and delusions of animation
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Herpes
Anxiety ridden ADD
>>674259072
Trips
Autism and Depression.
A cold that won't fucking go away
⌚:O =-O :-P ;-) :-( :-) :-! :-$ B-) :O :-* :-D :'( :-\ O:-) :-[
AIDS
Cynicism
>>674259072
>>A big dick
le power of maymays xDDDD
>>674261437
so new it's sad
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Nigger powers.
Anxiety Attacks, Depression and suicidal thoughts.
the power to not be able to have sex
cancer
Eczema
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Gonorrhea
>>674259072
The ability to rock a rhyme thats right on time. Its tricky
Shouting entirely unfiltered profanity
The power of being a massive cunt in public, bad relationships, and having no concideration for others
Becomes alpha Kirby
Fuck you mean nigga
>>674259072
the power to have a girlfriend
Raging Erection
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Black powers
Coughing fits every time he tries to suck something in.
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Not being able to talk to females. Also becoming a cuck.
debilitating lust for cock
The power of being able to bleed for 7 days and not die
High then is really good at ninja shit!
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^zozzle
>>674259567
DAMN THAT'S EDGY
>>674263908
Fuck u u faggot my grandfather fought for ur country so i have every right to be here. I bet ur a guaranteed on the dol chav u fuck.
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Apparent competence
>>674263929
Are u fuking emo or something?
shit dick
brain tumor
>>674264291
maybe a girl... you neckbeard...
>>674264083
depression is edgy.... you... what? how idiotic are you?
>>674259072
Autism
>>674265323
Calling everything "edgy" is the hot new meme my friend.
>captcha: select all the bananas
>>674265186
Why would she cut herself for 7 days u moron?
>>674259072
the power of my 7
He just eats more.
>>674264291
I was talking about periods you dense faggot
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Pro at masturbation
>>674259072
HE GET THE POWER OF A FUCKING AUTISTIC DELTA IDIOT THAT NEED TO BE SLAVE FOR ALL THE APLHAS AND SUCK THEY EGO
Shamming out of work
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