Famous people you fucked that anons find hard to believe.
ITT: More lying liars and the lies they tell.
Didn't fuck, but I got to see Lady Gaga naked once
>>674254928
cool
>>674254928
So has everyone else, what's your point?
>>674255403
Saw her in flesh, not on my computer screen
again, for all the serbfags
>>674254364
when where how why
>>674255668
What's her name and what's the story?
Katee was amazing though. Still friends with her family. Dont really talk to her much now she married
>>674255808
Katarina Bogicevic, dated her like.... a year... year and a half ago. R you from Serbia? If not it will not be interesting for you
>it's a Dirty Dan is living the /b/ dream again and again
lucky bastard
Long story short, she was a "one problem after another" type girl. Was 7/10 in bed.
>>674254364
>famous
>>674256684
greentext pls
>>674256684
Who, Maggie grace??
>>674254364
The most incredible fuck of my life. Such a great person and an absolute freak in bed.
Well I'm not sure if she's famous elsewhere, but I got to fuck Bindi Irwin (daughter of crocodile hunter), and she literally made me sign something to say I wouldn't tell (she was also 17), but yeah. Boring as hell fuck. Just laid there....well like her dad
/thread
>>674256805
Not really that interesting of a story, but here we go.
>Met up at a bar in Oahu around 2006
>Seemed pretty slutty, was all over everyone
>Bought her a couple drinks and ended up taking her back to my hotel
>fucked her without a condom and nutted on her neck
>left in the middle of the night while I was asleep
>>674256856
Yeah
>>674256863
Pls insert backstory
>>674256684
I believe it.
>>674254928
is she a trap?
>>674257132
almost as believable as your mom's cunt being tight.
>>674255828
I'll play along...
So, not a documentary then?
>>674257165
How'd she look naked?
>>674257478
NAH M8 NAH TOO FAR.
That's my waifu don't even front.
>>674254364
i actually have fucked her.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvNmDqkHir8
>>674257432
I can confirm she has a pussy
>>674257132
You must be a nigger then
>>674256964
How was her bod?
Yes, I'm black
>>674254364
no one will believe me i went to high school with gabourey sidibe and yes i hit that. some of you might remember her from the film "Precious"
pic related.
before she got famous though
>>674257637
Is it a big pussy? Like the one in the pic of the girl bent over that gets posted around here all the time that everyone says is really a horse pussy that was shopped on?
>>674257476
Well, if it weren't for her general stupidness, she'd be a solid 10. But.. She looked great.
The amount of people pretending they've fucked a celebrity here is as scary as the amount of people believing it.
I found this pretty funny because indeed, she has zero ass.
I'm black btw.
>>674257240
Worked in a pro shop and developed a good relationship. Didn't worship the ground she walked on. Training was always #1.
Oh ho ho hooo! This fookin thread again!
>>674258027
Are you saying you've fucked her anon
>>674257624
Lüge lüge das gibt ne rüge!
>>674257997
i really did, and i have some proofs for mine but only sharing with serbfags
miley cyrus.
if she was a super hero she is super slut.
Rob Halford of Judas Priest.
no joke.
>>674257936
Shaved pussy? What'd she do in bed?
>>674258099
Yes.
Did someone say...
>>674258129
This makes me happy
>>674257803
you're a fucking liar
>>674257892
Details dude! How'd she look naked?
None of you have ever fucked anyone famous. Stop being delusional faggots.
Lana Del Rey before she was hot or famous, in a bathroom stall too kek
>>674258223
Anon, he's fantasizing and you're circle jerking to another man's fantasies. That makes you gay.
>>674258250
Lies
>>674258027
Thought that was stupid til Victoria's rumor, that shit was funny
>>674257925
Not from what I could tell, she was just standing there, had a nice lil bush at the time though
Kristen Herrera.
I even dated her briefly before she got too high and mighty in her circles.
She went to my highschool.
If you dont know who she is she was in the show Zoey 101, and I am the dude that popped her cherry in real life.
>>674258223
She had kinda like a weird stubble. Not wax, razor shave, definitely.
>>674257681
underrated post, fucking kek'd
>>674258344
went to the same highschool. dated her for a while. had sex couple time. nice slim body but nothing special.
>>674258446
Details?
>>674258695
>kinda like a weird stubble
Fuck you're the worst liar among all these faggots.
>>674258858
>>674258027
>interger
>>674258773
Fully shaved? How were her sucking abilities?
>>674258912
>>674258963
>>674258833
Believe what ya want my man.
>>674258945
You are literally the one faggot that's asking for details on every dude that lies about shagging a celeb.
For every celeb.
You have like a fucked up gay fetish where you get turned on by guys talking sexually to you.
>>674258758
She looked hotter when she was younger dude. What she looked like when I dated/fucked her
>>674257789
Stefanie?
>>674258945
she didn't sucked so i don't know. no bush, strip
Back when she was 'escorting'. Took a chunk out of my savings, but was worth it...
>>674256231
>suspicious bathrobe is suspicious...
>>674259131
Why are you taking the time to see whose positIng every comment? Why do you give a shit anon?
>>674257038
Are you a car?
>>674259514
I'm reading the comments and your homosexuality just exudes at a level higher than everyone else's.
>>674257789
Stop trolling nig
>>674259623
So you're basically a pro level fag spotter?
>>674259891
Nobody needs to be a pro at anything to see you're a flaming homosexual.
I'm a male.
This wasn't consensual.
I wish I could see past it, but I never can.
I'm a dirty bottom boywhore and I deserved the terrible things that happened.
My life is torture.
ITT things that never happened
>>674260104
I'm not that anon but ok.
>>674258206
hahaha fag. was it fun?
>>674260104
Anon calls other people gay so we don't think he's gay
>>674260167
Fucking shit, really? By this twerpy fuck?
back in the day... Rebecca Grayheart
>>674254364
The Olsen twins. Before they were famous though.
![kelly-kapowski[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/urNqKt0.jpg "kelly-kapowski[1].jpg")
>>674261151
I played against them in soccer when I was younger.
>>674261151
There is a shot in the show where one of them is taken out of sink for a bath and her puss is showing.
>>674254364
i fucked Jennifer Lawrence, Audrey Plaza and a bunch of other celebs about 2 years ago.
>I'm facing 18 minths in jail but worth it
>>674260718
He is stronger than you can possibly imagine.
>>674254928
who the fuck hasn't?
>>674254928
how big is her cock?
is it a feminine penis?
>>674259300
Still ugly. Yuck.
The governor of a southern state.
>inb4 Bill Clinton... I wasn't raped
Won't tell you who since he's still alive, married and not out of the closet.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>674254364
POTUS here. I bang michelle all the time
>>674254467
Please leave /b/.
>>674261577
r u gay?
>>674256964
Nice story
>>674261151
gtfo pedo
>>674254364
>Pic unrelated
Grew up 2 houses away from her, lost our virginity to each other and banged her all throughout high school until Disney picked her up. Good times
>>674256964
what a coincidence. i fucked her dad right in the chest cavity with my big 10 incher.
would have done it again but he never called me like he promised.
>>674257038
tits or get the fuck out
(do you see what i did there?)
>>674260167
>actual rapist Shia LaBeouf
>>674257165
on her neck
>>674260408
Shes perfect and looks like my ex
>>674256863
I could believe it.
>>674262095
topkek
>>674262071
Details?
>>674261720
Mate not op but shes not really that attractive
yes really and no I didnt like the taste of bieber
>>674254364
D-Dan? Is that you?
>>674257803
wow. of all the lies you could have told on the internet, you went with THAT one?
back in high school. Was pretty good.
didn't fuck but came on her passed out face at coachella
Sandra Oh (from Grey's Anatomy fame). Hooked up with her in school once (while attending Carlton U in Ottawa). Nothing special, we were both young. We pretended it didnt happen afterwards. Thankfully I wasn't in the drama program so didn't have any classes with her and it was easy to avoid each other afterwards.
>>674258206
does your asshole still hirt dude?
>>674254364
Brianna from "real world philly" she was a stripper across from my old base in willow grove.
>>674262853
no way any of her people would allow that
>>674262864
She rock a full bush? I know a lot of Asian chicks do
>>674262864
Oh my God! I LOVE her!
Can I smell your dick?
>>674258027
kill yourself nigger tard
>>674254364
I'd only believe you if you are black.
>>674260167
Shia, gtfo from this board, nobody really gives a fuck about you and your career, making up stories won't make things better for you, same as your "performances".
And you are not fucking strong, god, just stop.
>>674262600
used to play around when we were like 12 just kissing and touching and such.
turned 14 and started fingering her
turned 15 and we fucked
15-17 we fucked probably 150 times
would walk home from school together and fuck her in her basement.
super tight, amazing tits
9/10 fuck
swallows
>>674262864
I love when people post believable ones. Other than her having a ton of money, I don't think I would care much about fucking her.
>>674263041
i was invited to "private" party at open, with my semi-celeb friend. then we all crashed drunk at one big tent where things happened.
what u think, she goes with protection on coachella....
>>674262670
no dude she was and still is hot. and I loved that cilatro tastin mexican pussy all up on my face and cack dude.
>>674260167
This isnt believable in the slightest, shing shong le beef has a cock the size of a green bean so im sure if this were true you wouldnt have felt enough to be mentally troubled.
>>674261347
That must have been a badly infected cut to see puss even after a bath.
>>674263477
"invited"
>>674261333
tits
>>674258027
Integers typically go up to somewhere between 6000-33000.
How the fuck is that relevant
I fucked Marylin Monroe and Jackie Onassis, just last week.
>>674261611
Rick Perry's top detected
>>674263663
im a fuckin dude. coed soccor team from like 1st to 3rd grade or something I forget.
>>674263788
They are too dead for this thread anon.
>>674263829
So same tits they have now?
>>674263788
go back to hell J.F.K.
>>674263653
you can make laugh as much as you want, but i have the proof. when they all were outed and asleeep what did you think, i will not record doing it?
>>674262864
with them crossed eyes?
>one eye on your cock the other on the street
>>674263495
In my opinion 8-/10 and only with make up
So not so hot that you thought
>>674264142
I thought that webm was posted before and proven to be a fake
>>674264142
Creeper man detected
>>674264142
well post it then you fucktard
>>674256964
Crazy man. Were her boobs as big as she tries to make them on tv?
>>674263039
never even came close to fucking her but i knew Ashley Lindley from real world dc for about 15 minutes.
>>674258027
Greentext?
>>674264001
not getting your grammer.
lets go back few questions here
you said tits
were you :
>referencing as tits as in "cool" "thats tits bro"
>or were you requesting to see tits
and eh what same tits we talking about
>>674264350
>>674257624
Nice pasta fag. Saw you claim the same thing with some porn whore yesterday.
>>674263732
Integer means whole number
You're both retarded
>>674263732
sad thing is, you know she's actually serious
dated and had sex with her regularly.
it was a big thing for me, i was nobody dating her, but bitch was too fucking weird
The Queen of all the whores
Greeks will understand
>>674263206
>Can I smell your dick?
kek
>>674260408
yo she goes to my fucking school in toronto
>>674264227
dude I didn't say she was a 10 giving her an 8 is still a high mark but id give her a 6.5 or a 7 bro. an 8 is kind of gracious even with makeup. Id say the overall package is 8.5 though. I mean ass was good box was tight her boobs werent all that big I think shes been an a or b cup forever, but she played basketball alot and she had a fuckin firm fine body.
>>674264510
Just a look alike
>>674261347
pics or it didn't happen
>>674264871
Love her ginger bush. How was She in bed?
>>674264510
I don't care if this is fake or not but it's still super fucking hot
>>674263788
i know them. they go to my school.
It's Star Fuckers Inc. up in this thread.
Be jealous
>>674264871
how the fuck was this a model?
>>674265273
amazing. she does all the stuff except anal. but other.... bj, cuffs, roleplay, you name it.... but someimes gets a bit crazy in company with other people and kinda neglects my existance. i mean i know she was also back then, a model and rising actress but.... it's shitty
>>674265538
You're welcome!
>>674262452
GREENTEXT NOW
>>674264871
her mouth is so small. i want to fuck it viollently.
>>674257550
waddayatalkinabeet?
>>674258649
congrats, you fucked the ugliest girl on that show. The "Cotton Shwabs" bitch would've been a step up
>>674257404
kek
>>674263379
>>674263535
This is destroying my life. Stop mocking me.
>>674257404
I feel like your hiding something
>>674266373
for you just an OC sample to enjoy
>>674266906
looks like her. but I want to see that tiny mouth fucked.
>>674266906
moar!
>>674266906
Oh. My. Gosh.
>>674266906
I want to believe
Yet need more for confirmation... :)
>>674255808
Im from serbia and thats the first time iw heard of her.
She semes to be some indy pop hipster girl
>>674266906
>>674254364
Lauren Vélez, you guys may know her as 'LaGuerta' of that 'Dexter' show. I hooked up with her back in 1986, I was in Brooklyn, seeing family after going to eastern Canada (where I live today) for Uni, weird circumstances. We still keep in touch, she's happily married now, as am I. I stopped talking to her back in about 2004, and then in 2007 I started watching Dexter. I thought it was just a lookalike, and that compelled me to make contact with her again. To my surprise, she told me of how she's been acting for some time now, I asked her about Dexter and she confirmed my suspicions. I told her how proud of her I was and we reminisced for a bit, I asked her why she didn't tell me she was into acting, she said she was embarrassed. We still chat over the internet from time to time, she's 51, I'm 54.
srsly
>>674268536
jesi li?
>>674268591
Uggh gross
>>674263206
Kek
>>674268673
recently?
>>674268673
JFK?!?!
>>674268797
She's a middle-aged woman now, she is beautiful now but she was very even prettier back then.
>>674258027
>interger
Saying that in my internal AAVE voice is fucking hilarious.
2002 for a few months... her schedule got busy when she landed a pilot but... really it was another guy.
My name is Jo!!! Check out my band Zex! Im also into dudes! Ill fuck any hole!!!
>>674268757
oo da jesam
I fucked anthony hopkins
>>674269643
faggot
>>674266813
>this.
>>674268591
because despite looking just like her.... or her twin, and having the same name, you only had 'suspicions' it was her and had to confirm them.
I soooooo believe this.
>>674268591
thats crazy
>>674269737
Ill fucking bang you right in butthole. Check out my band Zex you fucking homo. You could also jerk off to hot bitch girlfriend!
>>674269705
does your asshole still hurt?
>>674269660
pa sta nisi cuo za Katarinu? serija "Folk"? emisija "tvoje lice zvuci poznato", dok je bila mladja takodje u "Ja imam talenat"? Znam nije nesto bog-zna sta poznata ali....
u svakom slucaju imam dokaze da sam bio sa njom. neverovatna jebacica za njene tadasnje godine.
NEVEROVATNA
>>674269995
I cant hold in farts anymore but it doesnt hurt
>>674269937
im not checking out your fucking garage band
>>674270114
did he serve your sphincter with fava beans and a nice Chianti?
>"who can bullshit the hardest and not get caught"
>it's like a game that trains you for a future in politics
simpleton husband found out. she said it was her imaginary friend. apparently the kid is a big deal now.
>>674269845
I was sure it was her, but I wasn't going to call her up and congratulate her on her success only for her to tell me it wasn't her.
>>674270183
Why not? We fucking rule! We could have major band sex with my band Zex
I met her at a party. Shook hands with her and later jerked off with that hand in the bathroom. Does that count?
>>674270418
because it only looked and sounded exactly like her, had her name and history. okey dokey.
you are liar or stupid.
pick one or both.
>>674270058
Nisam ortak,slabo pratim te emisije.
Devojka dobro izgleda,svaka tebi cast.
>>674270528
Hell ya bro! Gimme a high five I want some too!
>>674270418
So even when she was on Oz you didn't know? Seems she was steady working for quite a while.
>>674270897
But you'll be high fiving my dick then.
>>674260408
Fucking nice. Been fapping to this maplebitch's perfect mammies for years.
>>674266906
pics??
>>674270825
izvini sto insistiram na srpskom ali mala sada ima sedamnaes', a mosh misliti koliko je imala pre godinu, godinu i po kad sam bio sa njom. bolje da ameri ne provale o cemu pricam
>>674261151
>before they were famous
I kekd
>>674270757
I hadn't seen her name in the credits, it was cable TV back in 2007 and I had shitty Rogers cable. Also, like I said, I hadn't seen her in close to 4 years.
>>674261387
>most believable post ITT
Linda Carter
> 1982 in Honolulu after the Aloha day parade
> Was in AF ATT and she was one of the Grand Marshall's at the parade
> Chatted her up after she was really cool. I helped her shlep her stuff back to the hotel
> Me still in uniform which was a turn on for her and she was telling me about her recent divorce
> After a couple drinks started making out then we fucked for the rest of the day and a good part of the night
> Really great chick could fuck and suck a dick and she was funny as fuck. And man what a great body!
>>674271379
No one cares about plausibility, people just wanna hear about dicksucking and hairy bushes.
>>674270939
so you're going with 'stupid' and leaving it to us to realize you are a liar.
>>674270939
She told me of how she was an actress for a while, I hadn't seen Oz, and she didn't want me to know she was acting.
>>674261151
Underrated kek
>>674257789
Who is she?
>>674271241
Mods mods mods HAHAHAHHAHAH
>>674271635
why would she fuck someone who was in a gay pride parade?
>>674271241
Ne boj se ovde,kacili su ljudi i gore stvari pa ih nisu hvatali,za pola sata nista od ovog razgovora nece ostati.
Kako si je uvatio?
I had seccs with this anime
We met in a bar in Sydney when she was down visiting Bondi ink or some shit.
We got stoned fucked. Woke up and she was gone.
9/10 girl.
Roastie as fuck though
>>674268937
sxc
>>674272116
DUMBASS the Aloha day parade is about Hawaiian Heritage. Nothing gay about it at all you fucking ass hat!
>>674257038
Did she send you home with a gift basket?
>I'd fuck oprah
>>674271241
koliko ti imas god i kako ste se smuvali?
>>674256231
What the fuck is his name again?
>>674272449
Nadjite sobu jebote
>>674263756
seems to me that spidey is a hoe
>>674272452
Dan Schneider? I think.
>>674272593
nemoj da ti popusim kurac pedercino :^)
Inb4 FBI. No ragrets.
>>674272696
Brt plaky. Staph. Do not duin dis
>>674272702
Looks like Daniel Radcliffe if he was a trap with an eating disorder.
>>674266013
she swallows? liked her in doctor who
>>674272917
She sadly isn't a trap, but sucks cock like a fatty. 10/10
>>674272128
imam neku familiju u crnoj gori. zadesilo se da sam prisustvovao rodjendanskoj zurci kod istog lika gde je i ona bila. a znas kako je kad mladja deca odu na slavljenje punoletstva gde svi piju kao nenormalni i svi su odvaljeni. iskoristio priliku to vece, cuso se sutradan i svo to vreme provedeno u gori (nekih 2 nedelja) sam bio sa njom. onda sam se vratio sa svojima kuci, nakon skoro dva meseca pauze iskombinovao da opet odem do tetke na nedelju dve i sve tako....
jbg morali smo da se kriijemo (zbog nje) ali provalili su moji da imam neku curu pa se oko odlazaka nisu pravili problemi (narocito ne od strane caleta, iako nije imao pojma ko je i sta je)
>>674272449
ne bih da podelim to zbog... ociglednih razloga ali reci cu samo da bi objektivno znali da sam nekoliko godina stariji od nje (nekoliko= 2-5). ne mnogo stariji
>>674272676
Nah, the fucker I'm thinking of had a nickname too.
>>674270375
Underated
Shut up dan
>>674273126
Tell me more.
>>674273139
Jesi probao da je iscimas sad od kad se proslavila?
>>674261387
Well met, anon.
Fucking lies all lies
>>674272426
confirmed faggot
