tips on how to talk to girls???
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>>674216614
ask them if they like eggs
>>674216725
+kek
>>674216614
I am great if there is something to talk about, but I've never been good at the
"hi, I'm random guy, but you look cute, so lets talk" shit.
Look at them like you would with a man.
>>674216614
you know she has 2 kids at home
>>674216614
Be like "watz good ma,u tryna chill baby girl?"
Grab Ur Nuts as u say this
best way is to start with "Hello". You fucking beta
>>674216614
Use your mouth and vocal chords to make words and direct them at the girls.
>>674216614
just walk up to them and give their tits a casual squeeze. really breaks the ice.
Ooga booga check muh mixtape.
>>674216890
>hi
>her: uh.... hi
>....
>....
>her: turns back to you
Use your mouth.
How about stop being a beta fag and just have a conversation.
>>674216790
I agree with anon. Bitches love eggs. Else they wouldnt make em
>>674216614
Literally none of you could think of what to say after greeting her.
>prove me wrong.
>protip: u can't.
Just be yourself anon
>>674216614
With your words.
Just a how you doing or my name's anon works best.
Tell them you like their shoes. Women spend hours trying to find the right pair.
>>674217125
"hey I.notcied u have.some tats that look really rad,what kind of art u into"
>>674217037
>this
>>674217037
talk to grils, that's umpossible
>>674216970
op here
>thats usually how it goes
>>674216614
Walk up to them casually. Whip out dick. Profit
>>674217100
bitches love bones more, give her a stiff, meaty bone and she's fucking yours
>>674216920
works best with girls with big tits
wow those tits are big you ever had them weighed
grab hold of her tits and shout wahay
>>674216614
Pretend they're not a girl you're attracted to. Pretend, say, they're a guy you've met once or twice and are vaguely friendly with. Or maybe a girl a couple of years outside your age range.
In other words, talk to them like you would any other human being. Most girls prefer it to pickup lines or special treatment.
>>674217208
what if she doesnt have tattoos....
>>674217329
i'm scared of talking to guys as well
>>674217353
Someone answer this. We need to unlock speech perk for basic bitches.
just walk up to her like
>yo bitch you like big dicks?
>yes
>shit
http://www.the21convention.com/video/conversation-skills/
you're welcome
>>674217353
Then you pick anything
Her hair-"wow.i really like that style,what's it called"
Shoes-those shoes look really nice on u where'd u happen to get them
Bags/shirt/makeup
Anything just seem.lik Ur interested
>>674217125
U want sum fuk
>>674216614
When first meeting a girl you want to have content-less conversation, this is called banter, pretty much stay away from anything that would make it seem like you are trying to connect with her, just try to make her laugh.
>>674216614
First you scream in their ears to show dominance.
If that doesnt work ten punch them in the throat so they can't talk back.
If that doesnt work then you are a nigger
See girl. Pull out dick. Wink.
Yell "take the fucking hint, slutbag!"
>>674216614
open bobs
>>674217858
seems more like a guide to rape than for dating but thanks anyway
>>674217266
that's usually why you're fat
>>674216614
Don't be ugly? No really, that's it. That's the BIG secret.
Of course, all the femanons have probably chimed in on how you have to be "confident" "charismatic" and all that bullshit.
All of that is useless if they don't find you attractive. A confident ugly man is a target for being maced or labeled a creepy potential rapist.
>>674217125
>hi
Hi
>i'm new in town so you have time to show me the nice places here? And btw Love your tattoos Wana see mine?
>>674217991
>>674216614
>open your gob
>ask a question
>listen for half an hour
>feign interest
>sex may follow
>>674217208
What a fucking fag.
>durr what kind of art do you like?
Beta
>>674217125
>>674217125
I sure as fuck wouldn't know what to say
>>674217329
I don't walk up and talk to random guys. I'm talking about a situation where cute girl is standing there. you know nothing about her. you just want to get to know her.
I try and ask questions, like :
Hey, what you listening to?
This your train?
I like your tats
whatever, and its still
>(stares at me)
>(looks away)
>>674217784
Plausible.
>http://theartofcharm.com/flirting-and-attraction/playful-banter-examples-be-the-funny-guy-who-gets-the-girl/
>>674217727
Well fuck me, I've tried this and every girl I've done it to thinks I'm gay and super into fashion.
>Rape her
>Yell "you're on camera!" "It's just a prank bro!"
>Get millions of views and make a living off of it
>>674216614
'Ey baybe, u want sum fux?
>>674218138
Tattoo art you underaged fag.
>>674218171
had that happen with shoes.
be like "hey cute shoes"
>uh... thanks
>turns back to me
>I imagine her telling her friends about me and laughing later
>>674218171
Don't fucking talk about it for hours
That's just the opener
>>674216614
That's the dirtiest looking subway I have ever seen. Fucking horrible.
>>674217125
Those are gonna look like pancakes in a decade unless you start wearing proper support.
>>674218348
Nyc
>>674217727
>Shoes-those shoes look really nice on u where'd u happen to get them
>Her: Uh, at the [insert_name_here] store?
>...
>Oh, nice shirt, wher-
>Okaaay, you're a bit creeping me out now.
>>674216708
fucking underrated comment
tip top kek
Be confident. There's nothin better than a guy who can actually hold a conversation. Smile and genuinely be friendly. Ladies aren't scary unless you put them on a pedestal. You can do it, mate.
>>674217727
>nice face can I cum on it?
>>674216614
WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MAINTAINING THE RAIL TRACKS??? They look fucking disgusting and pose a real threat to people if ever a train rushes by hurls up some sharp piece of dirt and thrusting it into the... beautiful... face of that old lady beside you. And you, get your hands out of your pockets don't act all that presumptuous. Fucking dusgusting.
>>674218372
Straya cunt. Clean as fuck. We put our rubbish in the bins. We aren't fucking savages.
>>674216614
I know you are looking at tricks to fake it, but the best advice you can get, is to live an interesting life, to achieve things, to learn skill, to dare take risk, and then you'll have plenty of confidence and things to talk about and you won't need trick anymore.
>>674218348
Use that to your advantage anon
Go to her And say somthing like hey, what you Doin in sutch a dirty subway? And you give her a Dirty smile
>>674218061
this
>>674218376
I was Giving individual examples not go from top to bottom
You pick one as an opener
Jesus have any of you talked to any fucking females before?
You people are clueless
>>674218153
Maybe you don't look particulary attractive and to top it off have an awkward aura about you?
>>674218530
Does my mom count?
>>674218514
>to dare take risk
That's the most important part.
AND YOU ALL KNOW IT
>>674218472
sheeit actual good advice, not putting them on pedestal
>>674216614
>Move mouth and tounge while activating larynx to make mouth sounds
>use mouth sounds to talk to female
>>674218581
Yeah I guess
>>674218153
Get a little book and write all the one liners in it you can find on the interwebs. Read the one liners at her as fast as you can and don't stop for anything. Bitches love one liners.
>>674218526
I whole heartedly second that motion. Plus the Shaun of the Dead ref.
>>674218620
Good, I am pussy destroyer now. Hold my apple juice, I got this.
>>674218535
attractive, but yeah definitely awkward. i also talk to girls way cuter than me. that is when I bomb. I can talk to the fuglies and charm them all day. but anyone over a 8/10+, and they just fucking stare at me like I should go crawl back to the other side of the bus.
>>674216790
Handing them a bowl of eggs is a great icebreaker.
Use words.
PROTIP: Use words from a language she understands.
>>674218670
Your gona go far kid
>>674218682
make them eat the whole bowl is how you show live
>>674216725
No no no its always a combo this bitches don't go down with just a any more ^<<><>LT XOXO RT
>>674218525
Would probably just kick her in the teeth and tell her to have a fucking shower
>>674218496
Bitch should've payed attention in physics class.
>>674218686
Que?
>>674216614
see girl you like
yell "HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!"
from there. you're in
>>674218496
even knowing the physics behind it, still pretty impressive and unexpected.
there's nothing to it, just don't be a social retard, if you don't feel confident you're fucked, she will sniff it out, the more you care the more fucked you will be.
Don't give a fuck about her, she must have more interest than you, if she commits to you more than you do, you've already won, if not just forget her, no the ring wont help you, she wont marry you.
try to make a conversation, the first step is interest, she must be interested in you, second is trust, fuck my head hurts and these pills don't even help, basically the salesman tips or steps, apply to women also.
Same package, different shit.
The most helpful thing for you to do, is learn to read body language and all the small details, is her body towards you or only head, do you need to be more interesting or just leave?
Read many books and be in a long lasting relationship with a barbie, so you could talk even about hair extensions, eyebrows, nails, all that shit if you're running out of ideas.
>pic related, this is all you need to know
>>674216614
just be honest and tell her that you dont talk to girls often and you just liked how she looked and ( if you seen her smile ) think her smile is cute but you have no idea what to talk about, maybe she has ec etc... 1000 possibilites.
pro tip, younger girls are easier to chat up and are more willingly to do something yaknoimean
Don't trust them.
Remember they're all whores, liars and drama queens.
If you can avoid talking to them, do so.
Also remember they're stpuid but not aware of it.
You're welcome.
>>674218686
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>674218496
A huge special cleaning train runs through the tracks at round 3 or 4 am.
Like a huge vacuum cleaner bit it does leave alot of.gunk and shit down there.
They need a good power wash tbh l. Always baffled me why they dont.
>>674218764
You know you will die alone?
>>674218640
examples???
>>674217353
you don't have to talk to every girl you encounter, just pick the one you have something to say to.
Tatoo are a good way to start conversation, but the topic you choose isn't very important, it's more about the way you talk, than what you are talking about.
Write them a poem. bitches love poems.
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
I have a knife
GET IN THE VAN
Works every time
>>674218285
>>I imagine her telling her friends about me and laughing later
gotta fix ur confidence first there m8
>>674218918
by doing that you're a second generation retard
People at first threw the pickup lines and started to talk
now they throw ou that shit, well I don't usually do this, my tummy hurts, y-you're beautifu, do you have tendies and all that shit.
A woman won't be interested in you if you justify yourself to her, NEVER justify yourself to any woman, that means, that you care about what she thinks and you keep her opinion improtant and trying to impress her, by explaining yourself.
I've seen that shit, it looks very pathetic
Young girls who are at clubs mostly have daddy issued, so you'd need to be confident as their never existing dad was.
>>674217125
Wanna smack this blunt?
>>674218918
>hi I'm socially retarded wanna talk to me about how I'm socially retarded nice smile btw
>>674218931
when did you get laid last time?
>>674218153
>Hey, what you listening to?
>This your train?
>I like your tats
My fucking sides.
Too obvious faggot. Ask questions not about her then let the conversation evolve naturally.
>Is this the train to shitsville?
>Umm, yes it is.
>Oh great, thanks.
>You're welcome
>It's not clear sometimes is it?
>I know what you mean. The platform numbers on the board are hard to see because the writing is so small, and the board is up high.
>Yeah, right? They should put the board lower. Or increase the size of the numbers.
>Exactly! Hi I'm Melanie.
>Hi I'm anon. And what's with the thing up there, I get confused because of it, the thing that confuses me.
>Excuse me
>The thing
>I.. I don't
>The umm, the thing that confuses me, up there.
>......
>Get in the fucking back of my van you filthy little whore. I'm going to rape all your holes.
Works every time.
>>674219253
Normally I would look for something they are wearing and compliment them on it while smiling. Hair, ear rings, necklace, glasses, clothing or what ever. Ice breaker. Either they respond positively or are be ambivalent.
>>674216614
>walk up to female
>say "Hey, hows it going"
>make eye contact
>talk about her day
>focus on body language(have hands touching each other across your waste like making a speech)
>talk about her, listen to her, have her be part of the conversation
>>674219345
And what after that?
>>674219296
Ask your mum.
>>674219459
well I think I should talk to the hand
But thanks for the answer
>>674219345
Mostly ambivalent I'd imagine.
>>674219064
Nice to know thx anon. So you'll get another valuable tip to confront woman in OP's pic. Go up to her and ask her why she has you name tatooed on her wrist. Razorsharp comment that will definitely not work but still worth the fun.
>>674216614
Say hi and talk to them like you would with anyone else. It's not that difficult.
>>674218799
Guinea pigs are not allowed to attend physics class. Where the fuck you're living, anon?
>>674218357
Underrated post
>>674219424
you have to be interesting for a girl, if some dude comes up to you, and starts asking about your day wouldn't you be bored and maybe angry?
what's with moving hands, it depends on the situation, if you talk with your hands about her day, you'd just look like a retard, if you have something important to say, then yes.
but the conversation won't be all about her, she will feel bored in about 5 minutes, what will you do then?
>>674217202
Instantly assumed gay>>674217208
>>674218357
my sides
Let me help you decrease the risk of breast cancer.
*Start fondling her tits"
>>674219764
Says the Virgin
>>674219243
>>674219274
le ebin trickery .9
>>674218917
Maybe he was getting laid because he was in his early 30's? Chicks dig older men.
The truth is. AND YOU WILL NEVER ACCEPT IT.
Is that if you're not good-loking or devilishly confident. You will not get laid or make it work.
Because when you come up to a chick you have to make it quick and then ask her out. None of that 5 min convo bullshit. Quick.
>>674219747
How can you tell if it wont work if you haven't tried it?
This is the thing about a lot of socially awkward males that part of being a master in conversations is focusing on body language and being a good listener.
In my experience ive always been interesting to talk to and its less about myself and more about the girl im talking to.
>who
>what
>where
>when
>why
>>674216614
>be realistic in target selection- don't got more than 1 or 2 points higher than yourself
>be confident
>pretend to be interested
From there, she'll either help with the conversation and you're good to go, or she'll brush you off.
>>674219300
fuck i was hoping you had something good there xd
>just turned in to rape
>>674216614
Try raping them first, afterwards you will feel more sure of your inner confidence and this will open the floodgates to a less forced general conversation.
Just pretend that you're talking to a guy. Look directly into her eyes and ignore the tits and the long hair.
That's how I do it, and now I can pretty much talk comfortably to any girl that I meet or am friends with.
like this i guess... but im autistic...
>>674220223
>or am friends with.
So like with all girls you ever spoken to, right?
>>674216614
Just talk to them. Treat them like people. Be funny, be charming, be sweet, but at the same time don't come across as needy and desperate, or be abrasive. You've got to find a decent line somewhere between interest and apathy. Avoid pickup lines. Save them for when you're actually involved with a chick, and use them humorously. There are certain guys who can use pickup lines, and be aggressive and abrasive and it work for them. You are not one of them, and neither am I, so it's best not to make a fool of ourselves.
>>674220333
What?
>>674219942
do you have anyone you know who have friends a lot of younger than them?
if it's not because of fucking then, he just can't be "cool" or his age people don't just accept him, his too stupid, underachieved etc.
If he can come up with this kind of shit, I doubt he was a sleazy guy with a toyota corolla 98 trying to fuck 18 year olds.
BUt that's a possibility, if you're older and a beta, no one would care.
Girls like older men, because they have daddy issues themselves and it's a father figure or they are more confident and wise, they know how to be interesting.
>>674219300
kek
dont change /b/
>>674219986
We're not doing the hypno talk right know you weird-ass stalker scum. Hypnotize yourself into believing you're big time on a fed controlled image board on the internet.
At least you were kind enough to post an actual pic and a fucking IMAGE board unlike all the other fucking mongoloids in here text spamming the shit out of their newly acquired redditumblreddimggur copycat fuck site.
>>674216614
Here's the best tip anyone can give you. Don't talk to her. Don't have anything to do with her. She looks like a psycho. She wreaks of nothing but trouble, stds, and jelous exs with some whoring on the side. Look for a woman worth the effort instead of the first street whore you come across.
>>674217138
Don't if you're an autistic weirdo beta virgin
I can tell you what you don't wanna say
Went to a girl i sort of know and danced with her. Than i asked her if she was single? She says no. I Said to bad becaus me and my friend over there wanted to dubble Team you
>>674220285
Jesus fuck man you should avoid every and any form of communication to the opposite sex, permanently.
>>674220189
>fuck i was hoping you had something good there xd
>just turned in to rape
Pretty much sums up all my encounters with women.
>>674219433
Most of the time it works on breakin ice. Eye contact, talk about something light and make a joke or two. Usually i start with whatever's relatable to her in the moment. At a bar, coffee shop or restaurant. Make her laugh and then either she gives u her number or you ask for it.
Or after u compliment her, just walk away.
>>674218917
thinking a guy just spend so much time writing this guide make me sad.
How pathetic of a loser, how angry do you need to be against women to write such a long and bitter post about women, to try to prove to other unknown loser how cool you are...
>>674220160
well maybe our cultures are different, but just talkting to the girl about her isn't taking her to bed.
You need to seem at least wise or strong etc, not a loser basically.
You can start the conversation that way, but after 5 minutes you need to milk out the pieces you know about her, she likes art, okay fuck it, bring som artists up and ask her about it and go deeply into that.
>>674220333
>tfw too coward to make eye contact.
I was never meant to spread my seed. everything is predetermined
>>674216614
Best I've seen
In a bar, friend is having a drink. Picks an ice cube.
> Hi
Throws ice cube at floor and stomps it.
> Now we've broken the ice, what do we do?
It fucking worked.
>>674220711
do you want to know the most sad part?
it fucking works, when I found it, I didn't think much of it, had some shitty relationships, years later, I stumbeled upon it again and just tried it.
For my amazement it works.
No women don't need to be acted like with disney princesses, they don't need to be respected, because women don't understand respect, there are so much details and situations that you will realize only with years and fucked up relationships.
>>674220919
>plan requires ice
>must carry ice on myself at all times
>must carry portable freezer
>throwing ice everywhere
>asked to leave for making a mess
>>674221254
kekd
>>674216614
You've had her allowance to take a picture of her. So why even bother? Surely you must have spoken before... anon shmfam
COCKTUS CAPTCHA!!!
>>674221064
i'm 31 and i've managed to have lot of sex, with girls and women that i've respected, sometimes i've even looked up to some.
spending time and having relationship with people you despise sucks.
>be me
>know qt grill since freshman yr
>never speak to her until sr yr
>gotta at least try
>yadungoofed.jpeg
>plan to ask her to prom
>homeroom one day
>go up to her and her group of friends
>"hey can i talk to u 4 a minute?"
>"s-sure?"
>her friends are all staring me down
>faces of pure disgust and outrage
>who knew axe was pussy deterrent?
>"i mean like talk in private"
>her face looks like I just opened up a 20 y/o can of rancid cat food
>we are outside classroom now
>sweating like a mofo
>"i think you are the most beautiful lady in school. i have been looking at you since freshman year. I can't take my eyes off you. I really want you to go to prom with me"
>Italian cuisine disaster all over the floor.
>she winces and goes back
>doesn't
>say
>one
>word
>to
>me
>ever
>again
>go sit down on the other side of class
>she's texting her group of friends
>mostly hysterical laughter after they read
>one is shading her eyes and hitching with supressed laughter
>others mock binoculars in my direction
>our god is a cruel god.
>>674220919
I didn't know they let 12 year olds in bars.
On a serious note, it's not good to ask "what do we do?" You should be leading the interaction. Tell her what's going to happen.
>>674216614
Just stare at their mouth and imitate the movements she does with it. If she doesn't say anything say you were watching her facebook pictures last night and smile.
>>674220748
Well duh, thats why I flirt and start sexual tension, its not hard, if most males focus on carrying themselves more positively and to get a life there would be less homosexuality and feminism.
>>674217970
dating, raping, it's all good dude, as long as you get your nut.
>>674221254
Top zozzle there my friend, one of the few times i actually laughed out loud for something on here and i've been on b since '94
>>674216614
> open your mouth
> words come out
>>674216614
open your mouth, make sounds, get slapped, have a restraining order set up against you, realize it is not worth it anyway, focus on career, buy a heated superplasticvagina6000, be actually happy.
>>674221574
Subtle, anon, you just had to be subtle.
Press F
>>674221460
Well I guess, then I just live in a shitty country, I learned that culture means a lot in these kind of situations, I live in a second world country, with regular salary about 10k a year, and this being pretty fucking good.
Poverty changes these kind of things, many have daddy issues, in which case my ways are working, if i'd come to your country I'd be just a retard I guess.
Maybe in your country women are women afterall not like in this one where I live and most have such issues that it's just killing them and making them cumdumpsters.
>>674217991
>being new in town
>no social circle
>no social value
>d-d-do you have time?
>asking permission, not demanding
>being this beta
>giving advice on how not to be beta
>only on 4chan
>>674221888
trips speaks the truth
>>674221837
> i've been on b since '94
>>674221968
even in shitty country, there is people who are richer and have a western education/way of life.
>>674221985
>demanding something from a stranger
Quick way to get a "fuck off".
You do have a point about the rest.
>>674221696
well then we just misunderstood eachother
you're right, men are like a dying specie, there are almost none now the whiteknight shit is horrible also, now men are brainswashed into thinking some way and being tolerant, sexy, beautiful, not just neat and handsome, not having their own brain and something to stand for, more than fedoras, mlp but things that actually matter, their morals.
But I think the bullying should come back and judgement, then there would be less fags and hairy women.
The ways of the James Bond movies died.
>>674221985
Demanding someone to do you a favor. You sound like a shity person
>>674222140
How else would i be able to know about all the old dank memes like wew lad?
Also to clarify I meant 1994, not 1894 ya dip!
>>674221926
>sneak up behind grill
>casually pretend to be reading poster near her
>nonchalant as fuck
>slip note into her pocket
>'Will you go to prom with me? From anonymoose'
>she doesn't even know who asked her
>she's intrigued
That's how you do subtle
>>674222302
By "demanding" i mean not asking permission, stating what you would like to happen rather than asking her. "Come get some lunch with me," rather than "Will you go to lunch with me please?"
One shows dominance and one submissiveness.
>>674222433
see
>>674222572
social retard
how about top trying to talk to people you dont know, and talk to girls in your group of friends, if have no group, get friends first, no one likes creeps with no friends, unless you're turboatractive or rich
>>674222223
Oh dear. Off by one. The most horrific way of missing out on le epic get. Best of luck in trying to deal with the pain.
>>674216614
1st. Get off /b/
2nd. Stop being a faggot
3rd. Wait till your balls drop
4th. Look in the mirror and ask yourself who are you kidding, you are a beta.
5th. get back on /b/ and live the rest of your life alone
>>674218917
>don't do x things
>do x things
It's amazing, but everything related to how a guy should behave in that image is exactly how I behave, not because I want to get laid, but because that's my personality.
Then again I've never tried in my life to get laid, too afraid.
Does all that shit really works?
I can't imagine myself trying to pick up a random girl: when the conversation sparks naturally I'm astounding at holding conversations AND leading them, but I'm at a loss if I have to force that initial spark.
>>674216857
found the nigger
>>674222630
Pretty much this. Join groups and meet grills whilst doing something.
>>674217353
>>674222724
SAuce ?
dont talk to them if you need to ask
>>674222758
I've also never tried to get laid.
But that's because I'm a bong, and therefore a gentleman of great decorum and sophistication. I just let the ladies come to me in their own time. Lost my virginity at 23. Slow and steady, that's the British way.
>>674222572
I wanna have sexy with a woman not a dog
>>674222223
almost nice get
I live in europe, in Estonia not that kind of a shithole you thought, but culture is fucked up here, in this culture we were slaves for many years, for germans, danish, russian and after the wars ended and people all died, who fought for something and had a brave heart.
We only have cowardly men, even our military service isn't like it used to be, 9 months and 70% of it you just wait and don't do jack shit, the most hard excersises can be done by children aged 16 with some athletic background.
Ciggarettes are cheap, alchohol is even cheaper.
Because of this, there are less and less men, because of this there are shitty fathers, most daugthers have daddy issues, I tried man, I took a drop out, I took a highschooler with only a mother and I took a college girl who's father was an ex cop and she had about 1 year worht of salary saved up.
The less stupid one was the highschooler, after we split up with the college one, she started dating some guy who deals weed for a living and drives a 92 year honda civic.
OP
Workout
Dont be polite
Be forward
Have confidence
Stop being beta
>>674223181
being a white knight pussy worked so far in your pathetic life? the girls will continue to ignore your beta ass and go with the guys who know what they want and state their intentions while still remaining polite
>>674216614
Move your mouth while pushing air out to make sounds. Then form the sounds to letters, then the letters to words, the words to sentences.
If you have "said" (thats what the procedure is called) your sentences wait till u get an answer
Repead as often as wanted
Fucking retard
>>674223301
every slut i have ever talked to has said the same thing 'i hate it when a guys says hes sorry'
>>674223357
So far its working thanks for your concern.
>>674223263
maybe you should spend time with people older.
Highschooler aren't smart in any place of the world
>>674217266
You're supposed to say something after hi you beta
>>674217125
Hey did u know i only drink coffee so i have something to do at work?
>>674223052
>I'm late to my nuclear farming class
>what's your name?
Clearly not late enough to be in a hurry if you're asking her name. You're showing a clear lack of commitment to prior appointments which would surely be a turn off for any young lady. And also displaying a worrying lack of time management if you're so late.
>>674216614
I honestly have no idea.
I have like three female friends, all of which are the same skinnyfag no-lives just like myself.
>>674223690
>>674223052
>>674216708
iz it beed that i lozt to zis
>>674216614
Just say "how much?"
>>674222758
maybe you have no interest?
it works if you're in shape and look not ugly, handsome and groom yourself properly.
the initial spark is hard because you don't see the point or don't have the courage?
>>674222724
Sauce plz
>>674216614
Just read your question, haven't read any replies but here it is.
>take care of yourself
>be nice to girls
>talk to them and listen like a human being, not a horny ape man
>no, this won't work every time. You could get more dates "spitting game", but the only girls that would get with you for actively, blatantly flirting aren't ones you want anyway, trust me.
Tl;dr: don't be Sam Losco, just be nice and the cool girls will come around eventually.
>>674223263
>92 year honda civic
A car you can trust.
Sounds like a pretty cool guy.
>>674223174
Well said old bean.
Just stare at her tits till she notices then look up to her and shout "why the fuck are you staring at me? Creep!"
If that doesn't work you most likely have fucked up at step 1 so start again
>>674222789
na you would just be spending all your time making friends, I have a good group of friends and all the girls in the group are stale af now, unless you are still in college this aint gonna work.
>>674223600
you're right, I'm 20 myself, so I was just talking about my past shit, but I feel that the now capitalism culture, with all that media destroyed the real values what people had, like in your country that you have someone to look up to, maybe because of the age.
In here the only woman I know, who didn't have issues or nothing who was a real woman, was in a hotel I worked, she is 34 and we get along pretty well, she had a different culture, teachings and morals.
>>674224008
>talk to them and listen like a human being, not a horny ape man
>not a horny ape man
I can't be something I'm not anon.
>>674218918
>pro tip, younger girls are easier to chat up and are more willingly to do something yaknoimean
>>674224027
kek'd
>>674221574
kek you asked her in a group?
>>674216614
First the sauce op first the sauce
>>674216614
ask them if they can eat a bowl of eggs
>>674216614
Ignore the retards, listen to me.
Im not 6'3 chad
im 5'9 or 8 i dont know.
What i do know is i also dont have a 6 pack or HUGE biceps.
Know what i got? I got skills. Thats right im able to socialize, i was that kid who said hi to the new kid. I was the new kid who instead of people going "who is that" i straight up said to everyone sitting next to me "Hi im _____"
To talk to girls is easy Unless you are in some fucking shit hole like SEATTLE! aka the fucking most retarded socialy awkward city in all of the USA.
If she is on the bus say HI! that fucking easy, If she is on the street walking say Hi! and break the ice with a question. A lot of times i ask for directions. And they will tell me and i tell them right after "that question was just a BS excuse for me to introduce myself.. Hi im ____ whats your name?"
And than i ask her if she is a tourist or local and either way i ask her to go out with me cause im new. And like to make friends, because im a human! and its human nature!
If they go "i have a BF"
I mock them and say "Well i have a Gf? woah slow down there missy, im not asking you to be my GF or marry me, hell i just met you. I just wanna go out because im tired of exploring by myself."
I ONLY have to say that in SHITATTLE. Other states and places they just say OK! and we go out. And we either like each other and hang out again or we dont.
ANd to hit on cashier girls is the same. Just ask em how their day has been going, and tell them they look pretty and ask em out.
There is good advice here
>>674224068
>>674224068
>>674224068
1. If you aren't confident enough you will fail
2. If you don't look like you take care of yourself (muscles, tan, style, haircut, hygiene) you will fail.
3. If you got hobbies where you can interact with women you can gather experience
4. Women are just people. There is no secret to getting laid. Be attractive to the women you want to attract and it will work.
5. Maybe read the red pill on reddit
>>674225094
are you under the impression that he spend a lot of time alone with girls ?
>>674216614
Someone, for the love of moot, please xray this pic already.
>>674225370
> I just wanna go out because im tired of exploring by myself
>tired of exploring by myself
I read that as 'tired of exploring myself'.
>>674225654
>2. If you don't look like you take care of yourself (muscles, tan, style, haircut, hygiene) you will fail.
kek'd
>>674223461
then
>why doesn't he apologize he's such a dick
they don't know what the fuck they want.
>>674225370
This guy understands it.
Just treat them like normal people and not like a number to score.
>talk to everyone on a friendly basis
>be confident and witty
>flirt with those that might be into it
This way you don't even have to worry about rejection. If she's not into you you can still have a good time together.
Learn how to appreciate women as people and you will have a better time getting into their pants.
>>674217208
kowabunga dude
>>674225654
>2. If you don't look like you take care of yourself (muscles, tan, style, haircut, hygiene) you will fail.
>muscles, tan, style, haircut
Might be the gayest thing I've read all day. And I've been reading a lot of gay stuff. Believe me.
A lot.
>>674220285
what the fuck man, that sounded like a normal conversation until you mention the constipations
>>674225370
I got a girl in bed, by not talking to her.
She sat at our table, my best friends gf's work colleauge, said hi and introduced herself, I didn't say a word, afterwards she asked something and made small talk.
You don't need to be a retarded extrovert, just be interesting.
Also in my country you can't go to a girl at a bus and say just hi, if shes not 16 and you're not a nigger escaped from syria.
Depends on the states and countries, bby.
>>674225951
>>674226078
>>674225654
>muscles, tan, style, haircut, hygiene
kek
>>674217125
>Hi how're you enjoying (where ever it is you've met)
If she doesn't seem interested find another girl. She's pretty but there's literally million's of pretty girls out there.
>>674216614
wear crocs
>>674217727
ayyyy leik ur tits where did you get em?
>>674226078
Fabulous
>>674226078
But it's true.
Skinny or chubby => unattractive
Ottermode or more => hot as fuck
Pale => unattractive
Daily sun => not unattractive
Weird or boring haircut => unattractive
Good fitting or trendy haircut => hot
Boring clothes => you won't get noticed
Good fitting and stylish clothes => hot
Women do care about your appearance. They will imagine how you are based on how you dress and act.
Chubby, pale, awkward dude => probably a outcast and a nerd aka. unattractive
Muscles, tank top and dark glasses => please fuck me
>>674225818
Nope. Fapping is gay. All it does is make me feel good for like 1 minute. Than i realize im still single and or in my room alone.
Like a fucking loser.
Than again in shit hole state like western washington. I forgive you for fapping. That place fucking SUCKS! for dating, socializing, and other normal human behavior.
No wonder they made pot legal there, its so fucking depressing i would probably smoke EVERY day to cope with the depression of that shit hole.
>>674217125
>Nice tits. Where'd you get them? I got mine from eating too many cheetos.
>>674226218
... You don't have to dress like a gay, but just like a confident man.
What I've learned from this thread is: learn how to talk to people and put yourself out there, eventually you will find someone.
Have a plan. Give complements. Don't look for their approval. No fear of rejection. Give her five minutes for leading questions to continue the conversation. If she is not interested, reject her and move on. Rinse and repeat.
>>674226161
When you are in a shiut hole like scandinavia.
Just get some dumb bitch drunk at a club and fuck her.
Thank the lord every day i moved out of Western Washington, which is basically the same social skills as Scandinavian fags.
No wonder you have rampant homos and rapes, fucking cowards dont even talk to each other.
LE YOUR CRAZY AND DRUNK xD!
Fuck no wonder your country is a shit hole. cant cooperate to stop your own daughter from being raped.
>>674225356
why?
>>674216970
Don't Ignore me you rancid swine
>>674216614
any amount of talking that YOU do, is going to hurt. stfu silent type.
>>674226659
>Muscles, tank top and dark glasses => please fuck me
only shit sluts think like that
>>674217125
>eat this bowl of eggs.
>>674226901
That reference. Kek'd
>>674216614
You can't. Girls are texting or looking at Instagram.
>>674225654
nah, just groomed that will do actually.
Or just go bateman.
Just be in shape, you don't need to be a muscle mountain, just in shape.
tanning depends on your skin, if you have some armenia, italian or something like that skin, then yes, you'll look nicer and skin wont be fucked up by acne or something, because it will be dry, but you'll need to moistorize it, in others cases you'd look like a retard.
style? just proper attire, nothing special or beautiful, suits, collar shirts, suit pants, would already work, or just jeans and something regular, nothing to stand out, you're not a woman.
haircut? just choose some classical formal haircut and you're fine.
no the law of attraction wont work dipshit, go back to /x/ or reddit, you can get stupid women to bed with good words
and smart women only if you're "meant" to be, if the puzzle fits.
>5. Maybe read the red pill on reddit.
fuck why did I read it lastly
>>674226781
Yeah. You've got to be social if you want to attract social people.
And well hot girls are always outgoing and social.
Talking to more people means more chances. Getting to know more people means bigger social circle which also means more chances.
Female friends are important as well. A lonely guy in a club is unattractive, but the same guy dancing with two female friends will get approached all the time. They also give you styling tips and can tell you how to approach girls and which ones to approach
>>674226974
Yeah but fucking sluts is better than fucking your hand.
>>674226769
>You don't have to dress like a gay, but just like a confident man.
I know exactly what you mean.
>>674216614
Stop caring so much about the fact that they have tits.
Be confident, even if you've got to fake it at first.
Complement their hair or that cute top they're wearing, or whatever.
Be a less autist version of yourself, and just relax. Unless you're mentally handicapped, there's not a whole lot that can go wrong.
>>674227129
Yeah okay. Stay a chubby nerd and see how many girls will fall for you
>>674227111
>potentially getting STDs is better than your hand
>being used and tossed like garbage is better than your hand
>having sex with someone who doesn't give a shit about you is better than your hand
nope
>>674217353
Well, obviously you'd say
>"Hey. I noticed you don't have any tattoos. That's prety rad. What kind of art u into?"
Oh boy. Okay.
Nobody wants to admit it, but there isn't somebody for everyone. If you truly do not want to die alone, then you should probably involve yourself in somekind of activity where you learn basic skills of communication. You don't get anywhere just by making a really artifical 25 seconds lasting discussion about tattoos. Stop bullshitting yourselves lol.
>>674226659
amidoinitrite?
>>674227331
You never had sex
>>674218682
>>674218735
Kok tep
>>674227045
>law of attraction
What?
Don't even know what it is. All I tried to say is that you can't negotiate attraction.
If you want a hipster chick you've got to be a hipster. If you want a fit chick you've got to be fit.
Just be what they are fapping to
>>674216857
HOLY SHIT JUST TRIED THIS CAN CONFIRM ACTING LIKE A NIGGER PULLS CHICKS CAN CONFIRM I REPEAT CAN CONFIRM KILL ME NOW
>>674227331
>condoms don't exist
>people can't get tested for STDs before you have sex with them
>>674227286
There's no need to get upset.
>>674226869
estonia actually, not scandinavia, but we got our wave of refugees also.
We were told to get 100 in middle of Estonia, but I see every day about 10 niggers a day in the capital, but there were no rapes or beating, we have 40% russians here and people are more turned to violence, even a beta myself sitting at 4chan had 30 fights in a year, so that sums something up.
But I made a pact with a friend, I go into relationships and tell which girls are best and how to find them and he will fuck as many as he can.
He got 30+ already, by just getting them drunk, so yeah, that works in poor countries, or just countries with no cultures or morals as well as in most american states, you have culture for about 300 years so that's non existent,
russia and estonia have the same shitty culture of peasant for only few hundred years also, nothing to be better of, but at least we can fight and are in shape if you're trying to better yourself with something.
If a russian guy goes up in america and says he's mafia they will shit themselves.
every culture and country has it's ups and downs, don't be a 12 year old
>>674217125
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
>>674227661
>getting them drunk works
If you invite a girl home to get drunk together she knows that she will get laid.
It's not that getting drunk works, it's what happened before that made her agree to get drunk with you. It's just that drunk sex, especially if it's the first time of you two, is better.
>>674216808
That's because that literally only works in movies.
>>674216614
fuck her right in the pussy
>Why do you choose to stay virgin?
>You could get laid all the time if you stopped being such a whiny, insecure, depressed, nerdy pussy.
>It takes effort to become hot, but complaining about it online instead of working out in the gym, going partying, going skateboarding, doing martial arts, and learning an instrument will get you nowhere.
>You've got to develop confidence, motivation, determination, learn how to handle rejection and pain, get used to people and especially women, get more sun, eat better and learn how to dress with style.
>I seriously hate all "involuntary celibate", because you all aren't don't anything to work on your looks, status, flirting skills and personality. You are voluntary celibate if you don't even try to become a man.
>All those guys that get laid constantly work hard to stay hot. Every hobby they have is something that helps them to increase their chances of getting laid.
>You've got to put in effort. You've got to become hot and attractive. You've got to stop being such a pussy and learn how to be confident and happy.
>You will never get laid if you don't even try to get laid
>>b-b-but I wrote "hey" to a couple of girls online
>Kill yourself if you seriously think this is real effort.
>>674227456
law of attraction then, just read about that mumbo jumbo
youre telling the same story just using other words
But women don't know what they want, if a girl is fit maybe she wants a fit and a smart dude, there are alot of exceptions, telling just incase you didn't know.
father is a cop, she wants a rebel.
Father is a rebel, she want a cop.
her complexes are a big factor also
So to sum up all the advice in this thread:
>look like this
>carry ice with you in your pockets
>drive a 92 Honda Civic
>ask stupid questions
Armed with your new found knowledge, go forth /b/ and spread your seed.
Say words at them they find pleasing.
women are a waste of fucking time
>The amount of fat or skinny and pale guys that complain that they can't get laid is astounding.
>You know the old saying
>>stay in your league
>If you are a lazy lardass that dresses like his mom buys his clothes and that also has no personality (that's why you are merely called "nice". It's the only remarkable thing about you aka. you have nothing remarkable) and never flirts with girls your aren't even in any league.
>You are invisible. You dress like some asexual or like a happily married man that wants to get left alone.
>You don't appear on the radar of girls that's also why they get creeped out if you try to talk with them.
>Why would an asexual suddenly start flirting? That's weird as hell.
>>If he has interest why doesn't he work out or wears hot clothes?
>You've got to put yourself in a league. You've got to dress like you want to get laid and you've got to work out.
>>674227988
pic needs a cena shop
>>674216614
Get in the car, I'll give you a candy bar...
>>674216614
I be like "Hey girl you wanna go halvies on a baby er wut."
Always mention how males are superior. They love that.
>>674216614
(1)Talk to them like they are your best friend.
(2) Try to impress them, w/o sounding like you're trying to impress them.
(3) Dont try to get the girl to like you, as chances are, she's an asshole, like most people, and you dont want to date that. Find out if shes cool or not 1st, before you start getting ideas of making her fall in love with you.
>>674227967
Yeah but you are forgetting that women play the same game.
>cute nerdy girl
>falls for hipster band member
>suddenly she's a hipster too
>months later falls for football jerk
>suddenly is a basic bitch
Many women know (or think) that like attracts like and thus they dress in the same style that they are attracted to
And well being a rebel or a bad boy always works if you just want to get laid
>>674227988
When I say muscles I don't mean "be as muscular as possible"
More like Ryan Gosling in Place beyond the Pines or Bread Pitt in Fight Club
>>674227817
women get more emotional when they are drunk, they will be more fond of the guy and etc that works I believe, but the friend record was gettin a nazi in 20 minutes, they fucked in the bar bathroom, both being shitfaced.
but this doesn't apply to smart women if there are any, the getting drunk part, if shes drunk she wont think and will be easy minded, so she will be more soft of getting laid.
you're right but alcohol just more persuades her.
>>674228235
This guy knows what's up
>>674219300
Kek best coment and cheked
>>674228002
That sound so materialistic ... If you want to change ... Go ahead .. Change yourself .. not for them but for you!! And you Dont need to impress girls or get get in a league ... That's just retarded
>a wise man once said "keep it real Fam, be yourself"
>>674228244
thanks, you're right didn't think about it
I met a girl on here through Kik. She's in my area. How do I tell her I wanna meet? She's 9 years younger than I am. We are friends on FB and all. Sent new pics to eachother, etc..
>>674216708
underated fuckin lost
>>674228634
By telling her you want to hang out with her?
Protip:
>she's helpless or clumsy
She wants your D
>she constantly wants your attention
Give her the D already
>she falls over and right into you
Fuck her already
>>674226901
lost, fucking lost
>>674227927
>implying getting laid is the only goal in a man's life
Shut up niggerlover
>>674228881
25/16
>>674218917
Pure distilled autism
>>674228565
"Be yourself" is why we have fat kids running around dressed like sonic.
It's the worst advice for them.
"be like the hot guys that get laid" would be better for them
>>674216614
Hmm... I'm sorry OP usually girls talk to me because I'm drawing or making other shit she likes as being with my little sister walking around in the park... or... I don't know... guess gotta learn how talk to girls in case of breaking up with my girlfriend
>>674229193
>implying nerds can't get laid
Whatever now I'm saying
>it should be "be yourself and be happy"
Dress clean and don't try to act cool . just look more composed
>>674227354
Met a veritable goddess some years back with a squealing obsession for Sir Rowan Atkinson.
Shitty part was being a pasty, lanky 14 year old trying to impress this caramel-skinned muse like a molting rooster prancing around a resplendent peacock.
>>674217725
Looks like she is ready to have a train ran on her.
>>674228377
Don't tell these literal autistic social outcasts here that getting a girl drunk in order to have sex with her is a great idea.
Sure it works, but unless you have good social skills and can read her body language you might end up with an actual rape accusation.
>b-b-but she wanted it
But only because you got her drunk.
>b-b-but I was drunk too
It was your plan to get her drunk in order to get into her pants. You used her intoxicated state to fuck her. She might have said yes, but you initiated it.
If she wouldn't have sex with you sober don't fuck her when drunk.
Regret rape is actually rape. If she regrets having had sex with you it's clear that you took advantage of her.
Only have drunk sex if she wants you. Not because she's too drunk to consent
>>674229652
Be the best version of yourself.
pretend they are in their underware.
>>674229981
Exactly .. But never try to act cool if you're not .. Girls find it more awkward
>>674230248
The essence of my post was
>looks do matter
And
>work on your mental issues
Getting rid of your insecurities and working on being confident can be done without faking anything
>>674229931
I was in a conversation with another anon and the topic went there.
In USA yes, in our country there aren't these kind of regret rapes, zero cases, we don't have 200 lb autistic people also, just skinny autistic poor guys, and well they couldn't even rape a stray dead cat.
A social retard should just stay at home and buy pillows, not go out, I mean, if he adds 20 girls, and tries to talk to them through facebook, he should killhimself or just forget having a dick.
But these guys don't understand that they are doing something wrong, they try again and again and again and think that persuasion is the right way, no that's just madness doing one think over and over, hoping for something to change, they are too autistic to realize their mistakes and that's something wrong with them.
I just had a conversation with a non retard and retards could read our conversation, if they are so stupid that they will be jailed or killed, serves them right, we live in a dog eat dog world.
>>674222724
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAUCE
Every girl has an imperfection. Focus on it when you talk to them and their subtle manipulation of your sexuality won't affect you anymore.
>>674230656
I'm mature enough to understand that "looks do matter " and yeah you need to be mentally sane to get girls but in case you don't have the first one you can still work on the second one ... But still if you're single and horny? Las Vegas baby ;)
>>674230695
Have you ever seen some tinder threads?
Those guys are so horrible at talking with women. It's like they don't realize that they are people and not some NPCs that will give you sex
1. They think that a "hi" should be enough and get mad that women ignore them
2. They try to persuade them by saying stuff like "be happy anyone would talk to you. You ugly chubby cunt. Meet me at 8" and don't realize how horrible they act. Or they think that "I'd rape you" sounds attractive or that saying that he has been basically stalking her and is in love is romantic even though they've never met
3. Those horrible profile pictures. A sad guy alone in a bathroom over and over again
4. It's always some 3/10 guys trying to get laid with 9/10 girls