ITT: We guess poorly described movies
>lose a game of chess
>be a childish jerk about it
>3 days later
>lose another match of chess
>be a good sport about it
>a hell lotta snow
pic unrelated it's just clickbait for yall faggots
>>674208363
Is it Pawn Sacrifice starring our ol' pal spidey?
>>674208475
nope it's not even close
>>674208363
Spiderman the animated series
>the protagonist's hometown is in danger
>ayyyys
>flashy spaceships and technology
>dumb nigger
>the most beautiful hoe with some charming eyes
>time travel and shit in the sequels
>>674208554
Spiderman here, i can confirm op did not talk about me.
>>674208662
Back to the Future
>>674208733
there is no semen demon in back to the future son so try again neither are spaceships and ayyyys
>>674208811
Spiderman 5
>>674208363
hint:
>there is like 15 mins of gore in the movie
>>674208882
the spidey spam kept my thread alive for 2 hours yesterday, so thanks for the contribution
>*.mkv file
>1920x1080 @ 23.976 fps
>AAC 48Khz stereo
>has pixels moving around for over an hour
>sometimes the pixels are accompanied by sounds
>better when high
>2 dudes doing some weird science
>parallel timelines like the butterfuckingfly effect
>what's going on I'm confused as fuck
two nigger smoke pot at the end of the week
>>674209055
pineapple express on blu ray
samefagging so hard
>>674209148
back to the future 2
>three nerdy woman are actually dumb as shit
>Niggress comes n because she knows the city like an orangutan knows its cage
>woman replace men with a much worse result
>no one laughs again
>>674209148
>seeing this
I made that wallpaper
>Ghost of halloween past appears
>teaches everyone the error of their ways
>spreads spooky time cheer to punk teenage girl and jaded black man
>sick guitar solos
>>674209391
a distinctive lack of self respect in bill murray for doing a cameo on the grave of his carreer: the movie
>be funny
>drop the pizza
>cancer
>red man kills
>metal man puke
>>674209642
interstellar
>>674209478
Kung Fu Panda 2
>man is not a pedo
>everyone thinks the man is a pedo
>mr not pedo takes little girl on a "honeymoon"
>cops shoot the suspected pedo
>>674208662
Everyone Loves Raymond.
>>674209757
nope.
hint:
boring as death poetry
>>674209391
Goldeneye
>>674209732
Leon
>>674209391
Trailer for new ghostbusters
>>674209818
Frasier
>>674209718
Nope
>>674209732
Charlie and the chocolate factory
>>674209943
Kung Fu Panda 1?
mechanic and stunt driver
also into gangster shit
much feels
an real hero
>>674209148
Primer
>>674209215
Friday
>>674209883
correct
>>674210072
Twilight
>>674209642
Deadpool
>>674209732
the grifter?
>>674209148
It's obviously Inception...
>>674210184
Good work anon
>>674209642
Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
>>674209929
wrong
another huge hint which might have only been in the book:
>if you want to fly all you need to do is throw yourself on the ground, get distracted, and miss the ground
>>674210086
correct
>>674208662
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Where's my (you)
>>674210072
speedy and spontaneous?
men fights bear
left to die
not dead
revenge
>>674209055
trippy.mkv
what the fuck am I watching?
>45 mins of amusing insults and running
>fat shit kills himself
>nigger too beau coup
>main character kills woman
>gay mickey mouse song
>end
>>674210300
Monsters University
>>674210428
yes, good job anon
>>674210335
Cause the movie doesn't have a sequal, threw me off at least
>>674210335
I ate it.
>>674208363
7th seal?
>>674210335
yes mofo it is
>>674210513
mucho thankerino
>>674210451
Oh shit is that that movie with the native Americans and one turns Into a bear and gets pissed and it's really sad?
I think it's called brother bear?
a nigger and a jew are doing some kung fu
>>674210488
full metal jacket
>>674208363
>be car
>>674210488
Schindler's List
>Dad with three kids
>christmas time
>invites mom home from jail
>invites cheese eating neighbour
>dad can't make son marry his ho
>son was gay for neighbour
>sons get mad at dad
>they don't kill him
>mom goes back to jail
>happily ever after
>>674210632
Kung fu panda
>>674210643
GG no re
>>674210670
NEIN!
>>674210515
i clearly stated we poorly describe our shit
a guy with a scar on his face
moves to america
gettin rich in the yayo business
>>674210732
shrek 2
>>674208363
It's the one where 2 kids play chess through a fence. One of them is a jew.
>>674208363
>aussie
>wife and kids murdered except for retard
>retard gets kidnapped
>meet lesbian
>get in deep the the sharks
>fly in to save son
>he gets out without me
>mfw
>>674209478
Hint: the protagonist is a mix of batman and the joker, but bird themed
>wear's a red suit with a spider on it
>has spider-like super powers
>is a man
>>674210837
school of rock
>>674210837
How To Train Your Dragon
>>674210902
Thor ?
>>674210904
nopes
>>674210902
superman?
>>674210902
The Dark Knight
>>674210902
Deadpool?
>>674210837
Finding Nimoy
>>674210941
nein
>>674210902
Iron Man Revenge of the Sith
>>674210660
nope it's not lightning mcqueen
>>674210812
nope, never heard of that one
hint: >we never get to know the true ending
>black, white, and red
>less jews die
>>674208363
You're gonna hate me, but - who is the girl three from the left, in between glasses and glasses?
>>674210837
kangaroo jack
>>674210902
Adolescent Non-normal Kung Fu Salmon
>>674208363
saus and more picz
>>674210660
Brum
>>674211000
Ice Age 4: Continental drift
>>674210902
it's Jessica Jones right?
>>674211093
dafuq nigga where is gore and chess in ice age
>>674211186
Extended Edition, faggot
a man is angry
no breakfast at fast foof restaurant
cola can is too expensive
bag of weapons
>OP is cowboy
>has a cowboy friend
>be in the mountains
>>674208363
>Kids and Aunt a tool
>The dude and Blue is cool
>Park goes bad
>Ending Blue is sad
>Pakistani comedian bitches over nothing.
>>674211259
let's be clear then I haven't seen the extended edition so i clearly didn't describe that movie
>>674210902
V for Vendetta
>>674211330
kek
broken back mountains
>>674211330
bareback mountain
>rich handsome billionaire
>wears a suit of iron
>is a man
>get shot by police
>come out of your sister's pussy
>dog is kill
>man is angry
>youshouldn'thavedonethat
>>674211518
wolverine
>>674208363
>Kid steals pipe tobacco
>Shoots craps
>Learns to drive
>Hates math
>>674211456
the terminator?
>>674211273
Fuck. I know it but can't remember the name.
The guy throws a hissy fit because it's just past 10 so they're not serving the breakfast menu anymore.
>>674208363
>She kinda hates her job
>He ate her job
>Drugs, brains, and fear
>Cuts off hand. What a gentlemen.
>>674211456
steel woman
>>674211606
falling down bro
>>674211456
Spider man is amazing
>>674211273
the hunger games
>>674211456
>>674211456
the wizard of oz
>>674211580
worong
>>674211518
that keanu reeves one
>be white guy
>south africa
>niggers are bad
>refugees are worse
>got to evict them
>niggers eat the refugees
>another day in paradise
>>674211607
Pretty creative way of describing it anon.
>>674211786
the jungle book
>>674208363
would rape all.
not only once.
>>674211456
that one with jonny depp isnt it? fuck whats it called, steel guy?
>kid gets in trouble with the feds
>moves to new city
>instaboner for chick
>meets spic, hobo, dumb shit and nigger
>1507, faggot
>entertain each other by harassing other nigger
>shit disguise
>needs more tits at end
>>674211800
You got it! And thanks.
>>674211878
12 angry men
>>674211786
District 9
>>674211765
yea it's John Wick
>>674211915
Nope
>has a shield
>is a captain
>American
>>674211518
John Wick
or
Shooter
>>674212087
You don't mess with Zohan
>>674212087
sex and the city 2
>>674212087
Paul Blart?
>Two middle aged men
>Road trip
>Driving custom made van
>Plays in a band
>>674212183
american history x
>ring gets destroyed
>>674212087
the human shield
Annoying neighbors baby
Kill people
>Piss weak
>joins army
>does drugs
>kills nazi+++
>gets frozen
>planecrash
>zambies
>not really zambies
>tactical nukes
>>674208363
>it's the stone age
>no it's the future
>well now it's the present
>oh now it's actual futuristic
>it's the sixtiees
>it's the thirties
>I don't even
>the stone age was the future all along
>>674212183
dumb n dumber
>stop swearing
>stop making jokes
>shit hell on earth we dun goof'd
>it was those fucking canadians i knew it
>who the fuck is brian boitana?
>>674212259
capt'n merica
>>674212259
frozen
>>674209148
Prededtination?
>>674210451
>>674210607
-_- easy. It wont the oscar for best picture. Revenant.
>>674209055
A Serbian Film
>>674210787
scarface -_-
>>674212259
That Disney film with princess Elsa ?
>drive car
>>674212266
call of duty mw2
>>674212236
Wagners Ring Cycle
>awesome movie
>one of the first few of its kind
>has american remake from scene to scene with a less hot bitch
>has moneygrab sequels
>>674208363
Guy dies
Not really
Guy starves
Not really
Guy really far away
Everything turns out okay
>>674209732
God Bless the USA
>>674211344
Meet the Patels?
>>674212266
world war brad pitt
>italian boy fucks prostitute
>she gets gangbanged by old angry women
>britney_2007.jpg
>>674212505
saving private ryan in space
>>674212547
Nope.
>>674212390
the Lion King ?
>>674212494
the ring
>>674212505
Throwaway
>>674209757
HHGTTG
>>674211004
Schindler's List
>>674212572
nope
>it's the government
>>674212591
I have a feeling you know.
>man try to do a cook but no easy
>rat no how to do a good one
>man save a rat so he can do a cook
>no one like a rat so leave
>rat make a food
>cockmeatsandwich
>>674212659
Neg.
>>674212716
The Incredibles 4
>>674212716
French Rattata
>>674212716
the grinch
>>674212716
Ratatouille
>>674208363
that's a whole load of trash in a single space, right there
fucking whores
>>674209148
Weird science?
>>674212626
nope
>>674212716
ratticate ouie
>>674212626
nah bro can't be the ring he didn't mention low budget and gay as aids
>>674212270
umm long shot but Planet of the Apes?
>>674212494
[rec]
>a train won't stop
>>674210902
Pedobear the movie?
>>674212295
South park Movie
>>674211607
Saw
>>674212246
rosemary's baby ?
>>674212932
correct
>>674208363
this is kind of how i see every dating app ever.
>>674212759
Harold and Kumar
>>674212259
star wars 5
>>674212494
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Except I thought the American girl was hotter
>>674210660
That Disney movie with the beetle?
>>674212969
Someone already got it right.
>>674213042
except it was
>>674212932
>>674212270
cloud atlas
>>674212494
the grudge
>Super low budget
>"Horror"
>Cult 12-13 year old following
>gave me aids
>>674211273
Falling Down
>>674208891
>boy finds pain
>goes to release pain to everyone
>lots of snow and a baby
>>674213067
ants
>>674212916
no, good geuss tho
>>674212933
snowpiercer
>>674212183
Whoa excellent adventure?
>>674212947
HAHAHA
NO YOU FUCKING TWAT
It's South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut.
AHAHA ARE YOU SOME SORT OF SPECIAL!?
>Is kid
>Family is kill
>Joins group
>Kills people
>Does what leader says
>Abandons leader
>>674213098
spot on, well done
his name was Ryan Collins!
>>674213098
ahh! OF course!
>>674212270
The time machine
>>674212236
Anal sluts III ?
>>674213107
Twilight
>>674213214
>Whoa excellent adventure?
Nope
>>674208363
holy shit still noone guessed this.. anons failed yesterday as well
another clue:
>i think the nigger was an ayyy in the end we will never know
>>674212270
Cloud Atlas
>>674213224
yes.
>>674213206
no,
nigger in leading role.
>animals in a zoo
>lion like a zoo
>zebra want no zoo
>animal go do a boat
>monkey do a sing
>lion bite a zebra butt
>>674213327
yup
>>674213252
nah
>>674213107
paranormal activity
>>674213245
Fight club
>>674213370
Unstoppable
>>674213413
Madagascar
>>674213413
Star Wars
>>674213413
it's totally open season and not madagascra
>>674209478
The Crow
>>674213413
Makadaksa yo
deyyoooo
deeeeyyyoooooo
daylight coming she want to go hom
>>674213413
The Gods Must Be Crazy
>>674213318
Searching for Bobby Fischer?
>>674210072
Drive
>>674213107
Sparkly vampire pedo?
>>674213436
You are correct good sir
>Michael Cera plays as a socially awkward teenager
>>674213233
Leon again
>release = kil
>kid finds love pain joy and sadness
>goes with speshul baby to save le world
>guy hits puberty
>falls for first girl he sees
>puts pussy on a pedestal
>she gets preggers
>guy doesn't know how to plan well
>ends up an old man's bitch
This might be too easy.
>>674213546
Correct, surprised it took someone that long tbh
>Get car accident
>Rain hard
>Find shelter
>Wake up
>Eat poop
>girl born
>feels everywhere
>changes city
>feelsbadman
>emotional adventure all the way
>tries to leave home
>comeback, cries, talk
>everything is fine
>>674213726
The human centipede.
>>674213653
Every michael cera movie ever
>>674208363
> yakuza movie
> WFT end scene
>>674210632
Rush Hour
>Tom Hanks is a cast away on an island all by himself
>He's the only actor for most of the film, the rest of the cast are away
>learns to fish by making a rod and then he casts the line away from him, towards the ocean
>eventually rescued, and after years is cast away back into the world he has forgotten
>>674213581
this movie is like 10-11 years older
>sell mobile
>gets high with nigger friend
>mom's getting higher too
>drugs are missing
>fuck up everything trying to get more
>nigger cries in fethal position
>gf cries in fethal position
>mom cries in fethal position
>cries in fetahl position
>>674213710
American Pie? Saving Silverman? Some other Jason Biggs outrageous teenage sex romp?
>>674213896
Forrest Gump?
>old man wife do a die
>wanna crash house into waterfall
>balloons make house go a fly
>angry doggos do a bite
>>674210902
The Santa Clause
>>674213896
Survivor: Tom Hanks editio
>>674214000
i love requiem for a dream anon you are my nigga
>>674210902
Arachnaphobia
>>674214034
"Up"
>>674214006
No, no and no but I have to hand it to you- I I didn't expect those guesses.
>>674213896
This is definitely a metaphor for the new ghostbusters movie
>>674212236
brokeback mountain?
>>674214034
up...
>>674211456
Batman
>>674214245
kek
>movie is not even out yet
>real fans of the source material are butthurt
>director says they are racists and sexists
>fuck that nigger that role is not for a monkey
>>674212390
drive
>>674212505
The revenant
>>674214348
Finding Dory
>>674210787
de niro's godfather.....right?
>>674214348
The new Ghostbusters, of course
>>674211456
Wizard of Zoz
>>674213910
I just went as far as googling all of the movies released in 2005 and 2006 and I'm stumped. Is chess central to the plot? or is it just to show character development in an important way.
>get job to kill someone
>roattrip on a boat
>surfing and shit but Charlie fucks up
>psychos and darkness and shit
>behead a cow at a fucking party
>>674214348
Dark Tower
>>674214129
Lol. Well thank you, although I take it, that means I'm way off track. maybe its more of an emotional indie flick then?
>>674212586
Malena
>>674212087
Star Trek
>>674208891
Something from hellraiser?
>>674214398
>>674214439
wrong and wrong again
>this nigga is known for playing white roles before as well
>>>674214459
no anon I meant my movie is older than Bobby Fischer.. I'll help you it's an awesome movie from back in '82
for the chess.. we could say the whole movie is a game of chess, and yes there is actual chess as well
>>674212236
Hunchback of Notre Dame
>>674212933
Unstoppable
>>674214348
Also Indiana Jones 5, Avatar2 already etc etc etc
>>674212270
Detroit, aka POTA
>>674214508
Apocalypse Now
The horror the horror the horror
>>674214348
Actually if you watch the cartoon there is a Gorilla with them. And from the looks of it they're going off the cartoon, cause the main chicks hair looks just like Egons in the cartoon. So in that case, your racist ass should find it funny and acceptable that they casted a black woman as the wacky sidekick.
>>674213726
the martian
>>674214593
this guy got the idea... after playing "The whitest of gods", now the nigger will play Roland Deschain, who is basically Clint Eastwood
>>674214459
Do you want to play a game..?
>>674213233
American History X?
>he drive
>he is a stunt
>run fast
>actor has incredible eyes
>>674214616
Gold!
>>674214792
there is no cartoon of The Drak Tower bro
>>674212494
Battle Royale.
>>674214895
Autism intensifies
>>674209148
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
>a faggot has insomnia
>imaginary friend
>shit blows up in the end
>>674213687
The giver
>>674214710
Wait a sec, not the other anon but the only aweslme 82 movie I know wih ayyy lmao in it The Thing
>>674214710
BLADE RUNNER?!
>>674214600
Checked.
You might be overthinking it. There's nothing Indie about this one. It's painfully mainstream.
>orchestra
>wizard
>dinosaurs
>devil
>racist centaurs
>dancing hippos
>>674214984
club fight
>>674214956
Oh... The post fit suprizingly well for Ghostbusters too.
>>674208811
>there is no semen demon in back to the future
>not wanting to bang martys mom
>>674214972
nope
>>674213896
Big
>>674215009
Fucking Finally after 2 days of using the same description in threads someone got it
It's John Fucking Carpenter's : The thing
>>674214129
What is it then?
Man here's one vs a homeless man in chess his only game , win buy him a beer (a tall one) nekt minutit beat him ahgain he says * I can't win in chess or life... Fuck* biggest peice aye
>>674212505
The making-off to "making greentext"
>>674215219
I was thinking of using it in his thread, but couldn't think of a bad enough way to make it hard, the chess part threw me off till you said 82
>>674209238
Worst Stoner movie...
Even h&k is better
Smiley face is a pretty good one
>>674208363
Wargames
>that movie where cristopher walken it's a creepy weirdo
>punch in stomach
>that handsome brit dude
>>674215065
ahhh!!! Um the Ellen page and Micheal Cera flick... um what is it it....Juno!?
>>674214786
correct...
>be at train station
>fuck this waiting
>hot day
>climax
>one of the greatest scenes ever
>>674214895
drive
>>674215587
No, but that one sorta fits. Do you want me to just tell you? It's probably not worth all your effort.
>>674215219
Motherfucker! I love the thing! And I was so close, The only other movie out in 82 that had chess as a major theme was Blade Runner. It fit so well too! Although my main hang up was that I didn't know what Ayy lmao meant. I guessed it was btard for black person. But now I realize its btard for alien.
>>674215658
3:10 for yuma
>>674215405
well chess really does fit the whole movie..
starting with the introduction of Mac where he spills his whiskey into the computer for beating him, through the whole movie which is in my opinion a big game of chess, to the end, where in my interpretation (as John Carpenter never confirmed if the last 2 men were ayy or not), he shares a drink with the enemy after losing the match again... also in the book written by alan d foster based on the script, and in the mentioned original script they actually start into a game of chess with the nigger after blowing up the base while they are waiting to die
>>674214947
Thank you
>>674215683
nop3
>>674215582
>that movie where cristopher walken it's a creepy weirdo
so every Christopher Walken movie ;) ?
7 Psychos?
>banker develops chlorosis
>goes bald
>gang warfare
>possible marvel tie-in
>>674215658
Once Upon a Time in the West
>>674215587
haha. Yeah just tell me. I'm supposed to be writing a paper right now thats due at 3pm (its 6am here) but I'm so desperate not to do it, im putting all of my energy to guessing movies instead. Procrastination is a bad habit of mine.
>>674215806
no, but similar time period
>>674215933
>>674211518
I am legend ?
>>674215713
Fuck it. I'm heading to bed. It's totally Star Wars. Anakin falls for Padme, get's all afraid that she's going to die in childbirth, ends up making some really poor planning decisions, and ends up being the butt boy for the Emperor.
>>674215993
3:11 to yuma?
>>674215808
Makes sense, actually forgot abot the chess scene tbh, been putting off a rewatch because I have niggers who havn't seen it to gather, also I swear there's more than 15 minutes of gore in it. Also havn't read the book. All aside good choice of movie you sneaky /b/asterd, now I sleep content in guessing op's movie
>>674216050
>>674215779
more like whole internet slang for alien but yea not knowing that term was a bad handicap
>is this real life?
>trippy shit
>weird colours
>>674213233
Beasts of no nation
Lots of little niglets in it
>>674216143
hmm I watch it like twice a year once in the summer when i have some free time, and once at christmas time for the mood.. I found an all sightings video on youtube once, and it was like 15-16 minutes that's why i said 15 min gore
>>674216117
5 points for wittiness... but Once Upon a Time was right...
>bang a lot of hookers
>like to draw
>fucking restaurant wont take my reservation
>Hairdresser expands into the bakery business
>>674216072
Wow! Funny how different peoples minds think. Reading a description like yours I was thinking of nothing but teenage coming of age movies, Star Wars would be the last thing I'd have guessed. but it makes sense. I don't really think of that plotline when I think of star wars
>>674216411
actually here is the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txkzZ8b1zSM
