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I am a Christian, and cannot stand atheists. All of you are sheep

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I am a Christian, and cannot stand atheists. All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves and you cling to parroted arguments whenever you're challenged. I have converted several of my atheist friends to Christianity and it's always the same, they always see the truth in the end.

Debate me. You will lose.
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>>674184472
(You)
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>>674184472
Christians are sheep, that are nothing but ass slaves to their filthy degenerate god. You fuckers should be burned in acid for holding back society from the glorys of the universe, and a permanent spaceage.
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>>674185021
>this is what atheists actually believe

I'm not the one who makes these threads but you people are even worse
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>>674184472
Prove to me religiously how, why and what speed grass grows. If you cannot explain without the use of science, you lose.
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>>674185191
Anyone who actually believes that should have their heads blown out, for being traitorous scum to side with christian vermin.
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>>674184472
>God knows all and sees all
>God is all powerful capable of anything
>God can see in the future
>God creates Satan/Lucifer who rebels against him
>God clearly didn't think things through
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>>674185215
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OP arent you even trying anymore? This is just sad.
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>>674185477
Apparently it was part of his "master plan". Even though he apprehtly needs an army of angels to do his bidding IE protect his weak ass. If anything, gods a weak scrawny brat who created the universe in a petrie dish, as part of his class project or something. And after all the shit ive gone trhough, i hope he dies of noxious flames from the horrific shit collectivly made by his shit universe he made.
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>>674184472
your savior died for your salvation, yet the best you can do for him is shitpost. how proud your god must be of you, his little underachiever.
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>>674185021
>holding back society from the glory of the universe

You realize many of the scientists working on the truly amazing advancements in our fundamental understanding of the universe and how to manipulate it are in fact men and women of faith? It may not be the Christian God, but a large number of physicists and the like believe in a higher power or underlying, unexplainable, universal connection that is the exact thing described in the Bible and labelled as God.

When you learn how to read the Bible properly, and not like a literal technical manual, it's amazing how much it stacks up with our modern scientific understanding.
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>>674184472
Shit tier bait, but people still fell for it. OP, you may be a faggot, but you're a smart faggot,
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I believe in God, based on my own personal experience.
I personally see it as a pointless waste of time to try to prove someone else wrong, just because they don't think the same way I do.
Modern day Christians are all the same, and though I believe in a higher power, they're the ones that bother me. I actually like the Atheists...
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>>674184472
>All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves
>I am a Christian
>sheep.
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>>674185477
>Pretending to understand what God is and what he is capable of
>Pretending to know his motivations and assuming he would want to avoid a certain outcome because your human way of thinking leads you to that conclusion
>Forming opinions for your own spirituality based on words from uninformed, ignorant Christians
>Not seeking God on your own
>Reading the bible and taking it word for word literally
>2016
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>>674186064
16?
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>>674186238
he is your God too, whether you believe it or not
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>>674184472
> I'm a christian
> All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves

This reads as "I've been told what to think for my entire life, and I like it that way"
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>>674186910
Your fucking bastard god has rejected humanity, and he must pay for his crimes in rape and pain.
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>>674184472
If your a true christian get off the internet
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>>674187160
Is God the creator of all or not? Is there another creator that Christians believe in that is responsible for all the evil in the world? Surely you don't believe an all-loving God is responsible for the wickedness of man.
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>>674186064
Why would you wish harm on someone because they're responsible for your existence?

Why don't you just kill yourself?
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>>674186753
May you please cite your sources on how to read a bible correctly and how it compares to modern scientific understanding? I did not know this, and if it is true I would like to learn more.
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>>674188186
Because i want revenge for my shit exsistance. Then, ill give myself permission to die.
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>>674188434
someone get this hothead outta here
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I'd like to shoot all you holy rollers dead.
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>>674188040
I don't know if God is the creator of all or not. No Christian I have met believes in another creator.

The only thing I claim to know about God (God does not mean what you think it means by the way) is that when I got on my knees and asked him to show himself to me, to prove to me he was real, I immediately became convinced of his existence.

Everything else I think I know about God fluctuates and evolves as I learn more and more. The word God has been so muddled that as soon as people hear it they immediately have a conception that is not their own and most likely a man-made inaccuracy. If you have an open-mind and try to find out what God is to you, you might be surprised at what you find. But I don't really care if people choose not to believe based on the evidence in their lives, most atheists are cool people who actually do live by Christian principles anyways.
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How can atheists deny toast when they can't even define bread?
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>>674188350
This
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If gods so great, then why does cancer and aids exsist, and we cant have premarital sex and practically everythings a sin, punishable by hell in the afterlife?
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>>674184472
I just don't believe in your Christian god.
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>>674189156
What about this?
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>>674184472
You already failed the debate. Lol
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You must truly be autistic if all you do is post this same thread all day every day.
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>>674189012
The first time ive actually agreed with a nazi is today
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>>674187610
This. A true Christian should be living a pious life and praying for forgiveness for whatever dreamt up sin he has committed. OP you can't even Kierkegaard.
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>>674189187
you're an idiot! you lose
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>>674189180
We are just smart immortal monkeys.. read the truth nigger
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>>674188350
Emmett Fox "The Sermon on the Mount"


He will do it for you so you don't have to do any thinking about it. Perfect for sheep.

I'm guessing you say the lord's prayer and when you say "give us our daily bread" you think you're praying for God to provide you with bread for the day....
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>>674189033
You are arguing with a point known as divine experience. This really hard to argue against and for. How am I supposed to tell you what you really felt when you had your experience? But how are you going to tell me how you felt when you had your experience? Your logic is flawed, so hence your entire argument is made null.
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>>674184472
There is no God. I have no evidence to believe otherwise, therefore I will not make any undue assumptions. You're welcome to produce some kind of evidence, but I know you won't because nothing has held up to skeptical scrutiny in thousands of years.
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There is no God but Allah
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>>674189180
Hell in the afterlife is not a real thing. What Jesus teaches is that if you sin, you will live in Hell eternally. Meaning that if you have premarital sex, snort lines of coke, murder homeless people, you will forever be unhappy and unfulfilled in your life. You will be adding nothing to the universe and harming it a great deal. You will not be at peace. You will be tormented as long as you choose to act that way. He also teaches that all those who ask for forgiveness and truly repent will be forgiven and can then enter the kingdom of heaven which does not mean what you think either.
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>>674189590
You did not have to insult me. I was simply asking for your sources in the kindest manner. You also implied my religion when I did not specify it.
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>>674189770
Its the same god, you muslim bitch.
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>>674189676
>How are you going to tell me how you felt
via text in the post you responded to

these things transcend logic which is limited by human thinking. I understand the deep desire to refute any sort of spiritual claim based on the need to believe you are your own God and maker of your own destiny. I'm not saying I have all the answers and I think you're wrong. I'm saying none of us really know and it's funny how people's arguments against God typically stem from them thinking they know how he should think or act.
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>>674189180
youre an idiot. deceases are not punishment. everyone will suffer one way or another
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>>674184472
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>>674189904
I was making a joke at my own expense with the sheep comment. Cause Christians are commonly thought of as sheep and they frequently search for someone to do their thinking for them.

And I figured you weren't Christian, but my point is I bet you think some text in the bible means something entirely different than what Jesus teaches it's meaning to be.

F u. How's that for an insult. But really I love you and hope you're well.

Fuccboi.
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>>674189903

This is just like any other interpretation of the bible; meant to make you feel better.

The only way you should look at a religious text if you're a "believer" in it is to accept it all literally, not nitpick or twist the meanings. LITERALLY.
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>>674190363
truf.

also suffering is not required. you can have cancer and be entirely at peace and happy with your life if you are on good spiritual ground. it is only when you allow your self-centeredness to control your thinking that you will be racked with fear, jealousy, anger, etc. because of your disease.
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>>674190248
>He
Do you mean the Christian God? I did not know he had specified gender as a male.

Second, I do not know how you felt. No matter how you much you describe, I can never truly know what you mean. So, I cannot argue against it. It like trying to argue what the color red means. Do you understand?
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>>674190363
If we truely loved us, he wouldnt have thrown out a couple of literal dumb apes from the garden of eden, just because they didnt follow his retarded shit rules that dont make a lick of sense. And he especially wouldnt have forced their decedents to suffer their consequance.
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nice b8
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>>674190508
Okay, I understand.
First you should not make assumptions about a person. It is a terrible logic fallacy.
Second, why do have the need to insult me?
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For everyone in this thread:

When the Bible says Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead, he didn't literally resurrect a person who had been deceased. He merely took a man who had no life (dead) worth living and taught him how to live a meaningful life with purpose (raising the dead) through God.

When the disciples spoke of Jesus walking on water, he did not literally walk on water. The disciples were panicking about the stormy state of the waters, and they sought refuge in prayer and in Jesus. Upon their prayers, it was as if he had walked out upon the waters and calmed them.

Loaves and fishes..........you get the idea
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Tits or gtfo
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>>674184472
>All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves
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>>674191032
lol i'm fucking wit chu mang cause its 4chan. nobody's in this thread trying to make logical arguments except desperate atheists who are so terrified they might not have all the answers with their precious reasoning. atheists and christians are a match made in heaven (get it?)
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>>674190828
don't take that story literally.
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>>674184472
no one fucking cares m8
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>>674184472
>I am a Christian, and cannot stand atheists.
jesus would be proud

> All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves
we need that book of yours

> and you cling to parroted arguments whenever you're challenged.
cheep cheep


>I have converted several of my atheist friends to Christianity
god help the poor bastards

> and it's always the same, they always see the truth in the end.
they look up your arse and find enlightenment?
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>>674184472
mother mary wore a hijab and why do u Christians dont where em ?
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>>674191235
Except one is trying.>>674189033
So, again, your logic is flawed. Do not take this the wrong the way. I do mean to insult you. I am just trying to point out inaccuracies in your post.
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>>674188434
>give myself permission to die
u fucking wot m8? who the fuck talks like this? your existence will get so much better if you can learn to stop talking like this. this is seriously your number one problem. fuck diet, exercise, career, girls, everything...focus 100% of your efforts on never talking like that ever again and your life will get a lot better.
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>>674191620
Are you serious?
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K.
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>>674184472
I wonder what state your house is in. More importantly your life.
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>>674184472
the only describable difference between theology and mythology is how many people believe in it. now shut the fuck up and give me back my /b/ so I can question my sexuality in peace.
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>>674191590
>trying to make logical arguments
>>>674189033

point out one logical argument in that post? and yes please continue to point out the inaccuracies in my post, that way when I send it over to my editor his job will already be done.?>?!?8=>
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>>674184472
What about the dinosaurs?
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>>674184472
>All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves and you cling to parroted arguments whenever you're challenged.
this looks like a description of a christian, but ok
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>>674189903
You seem to have got Christianity confused with Buddhism
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Am jew, and alcoholic sad man.
Christianity is a knock off of my religion, find your own rules faggot.
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>>674191854
>What about the dinosaurs?
they all went to hell and ate pies
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>>674184472

The spirit of my savior, Adolf Hitler, came to me in a vision and told me that if I believed in him, religion is fake, and there is no god. He hasn't let me down yet because nobody has proven him wrong.
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>>674191836
I could not, so pointed the logic fallacies.
This is me.>>674190765
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Itt: Christian who is calling atheists sheep when their pastor literally calls them a flock.
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>>674191620
not the samefag, but it's still a shitty existence to my eyes
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>>674191695
Embellishing for comedic effect, but yes I do believe anyone who talks like that has a lot of problems and I wouldn't want to be around them. Conversely if someone never said those words, and didn't say anything equally cringy, I might value them and want to be around them.
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>>674191620
lot of loyalty for a hired gun...
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>>674191854
ever seen one?
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>>674192270
That was a well put together response, so I do not have much to say apart from "okay".
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>>674191979
Christians have Christianity confused with something they made up. You seem to have the teachings of Jesus Christ (or Christianity) confused with things individuals claiming to be Christians believe or talk about. The teachings of Jesus are very similar to Buddhism and that is no mistake or coincidence.
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It's too late for this thread. Leave while you still can.
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>>674192406
i have pictures of them on my pajamas so they must be real.
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>>674184472
Sure Ill bite. Im not really sure what tl believe so convince me
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>>674192270
you're a big guy.
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>>674192508
So, would say to just listen solely to the bible. Is that not all of Jesus's teachings?
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>>674192068
Thats because je simply wasn't wrong!
About anything!
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>>674192483
go in peace, friend
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Your refusal to give people their own space to believe or not believe makes you a shit stain

Converting people by bombarding them with shit to the point they give up just so they dont have to listen to your religuois zealotry is highly amusing

Tldr you cant debate me because your opinion along with prophecised nonsense has no actual meaning or relevance to anyone who isnt looking for a scapegoat for the world being a shit place
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>>674184472
>says: always see the truth in the end
>does not see the truth in the end
Wondering why?
>says: All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves
>does not realize he just described all religious people around the world
Religions are holding back humans from progress in every single aspect possible, especially intellectually.
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>>674193007
also we already debunked a thread like this on /sci/ religions, no, theists, all of them are idiots.
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>>674185335
It grows one unit of measurement per one unit of time. Ask another loaded question, kek.
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>>674192747
I would say search your heart and follow the path that reveals itself to you in your search for God. I believe the teachings of Jesus encompass every question one might have about the nature of existence, our role in it, and how to achieve everything we want in life. At the same time, I bet many other texts contain similar information and it's always good to have a diversity of knowledge and sources. Jesus never claimed to have a monopoly on spiritual understanding, he did say some things that could be construed this way, but it's far more likely he meant "Anyone who thinks what I am saying is false, is wrong" as opposed to "Anyone who thinks there is validity to what I'm saying is still not worthy of being listened to because I am the one and only person who can teach you about spirituality."
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>>674187572
You needa....the pillsa
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I guess this is God's plan for you? Fighting the good fight? How fucking sad.

You're probably not even Christian. In fact, you probably despise organized religion and this is your daily routine to stir up hate.
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>>674184472
>I am a badger, and cannot stand christians. All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves and you cling to parroted undergarments whenever you're challenged. I have converted several of my anteater friends to satan's glee club and it's always the same, they always see ruth in the blender.
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>>674193007
my IQ is 158
I am not Christian
But there is a God
If you seek him you will find him
There is a lot of ignorance and misinformation about him
Your picture just got to me man. Smarter men than you or I have faith stronger than the dumbest pastors. Because they have put in the legwork and actually sought God with an open mind. It's actually dumb to not believe in God, but nobody who's smart enough to understand that is an atheist so why bother.
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>>674188434
>god has to exist because there has to be someone to blame

Sadly I think a lot if people actually believe for this reason. Pretty fucked.
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>>674193281
So, if I follow my heart and it leads me to believing that murder and rape is what God wanted me to do to find God, am I morally justified?
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>>674189180
>if god is great, how come things suck

Gotta have something to shoot for
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>>674192406
There are these things called fossils.
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>>674194018
nice meme
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>>674193676
I have been working on this subject professionally for 3 years now and know a lot about our cognitive abilities, the only kids or teens with <1%IQ believed in god because they were raised around very religious people/society. (and/or families)
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I like the way that Christians believe their god is the one true god and that all the other religions are false.
Considering their Jesus was born in the Middle East, I'm guessing that Americans are pretty down on gods loved ones.
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>>674186910
Which god?
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>>674184472
>Christian
>"You are all sheep"

my sides lmao
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>>674194754
No atheist can ever come up with an argument that isn't just parroting Richard Dawkins
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If God is omnipotent and responsible for all and everything, then he is responsible for all the other religions and all the atheists.

We are supposed to be like this then, so as a Christian, you should stop posting shit about your gods work and what he created and be happy.
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>>674194829
There is evidence for scientific theories.
What evidence is there for Christianity aside from the Bible?
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>>674194829
Life on other planets?
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For anyone who is not familiar with the Egyptian god Horus, check him out.
Most of the claims made regarding Jesus were also made of Horus.
The problem, for Christfags, is that Horus pre-dates Jesus by a few centuries.
The myth of Jesus is the plagiarised myth of Horus.
Christians, your religion is not only bullsit, it is copypasta bullshit.
My condolences.
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>>674194829
Dawkins gathers the best arguments and spreads them.
They are not his own ideas and arguments.

Christians are like idiot kids that still believe in santa.
Grow up you fucking child, accept you are going to die and be nothing.
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>>674195035
Various scientific theories only prove what they describe. I've yet to encounter the scientific "there is no God" theory

Stop acting like science is on your side, it's completely unrelated
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>>674195089
>Life on other planets?
There isn't any that we know of.
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>>674194829
I'm pretty sure Christians openly refer to themselves as sheep, blind and ignorant, relying on some cosmic Shepard to guide them, aka whatever the church says, I'll follow orders
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>>674195156
>be atheist
>disappear after death if right
>go to hell if wrong

Not gonna take that chance, thanks.
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>>674185191

You realize there is always at least one of these types of posters in these threads.

Coincidence, or is OP arguing with himself?
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>>674194829
Were there Kangaroos on the Ark?
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>>674195316
Child.
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>>674195198
Prove to me that gods exists then.
>protip: you cant
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>>674195322
I suspect OP makes sure to throw that post in there to bait actual christfags

These threads are like a symphony of shitposting, and whoever is posting them is a master.
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madison stop tis isnt funny anymore
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>>674195420
You're still trying to think in a scientific framework

God, by his nature, is both knowable and unknowable. If scientific proof of God were to exist, it would in fact be proof against His existence, because it would make faith unnecessary.

This is the problem with "science" as we know it today. It fails to take god into account.
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>>674195316
This. This fucking point right here is why most of you even consider yourselves religious. Fear. I don't even blame you but I have better things to worry about and I doubt God is going to let you in based off of that principle alone.
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>>674195375
https://richarddawkins.net/2016/02/an-update-on-richards-condition-in-his-own-words/

Dawkins will be dead soon, I wonder what he'll say when he meets God?
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>>674195316
retarded.
Do the most basic of research to see why you are deluded.
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>>674184472
>Atheists are sheep
Yeah and I'm not a faggot. Just because we say things doesn't mean their true. Now go to bed you little shit you've got school in a few hours.
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>>674195676
>This fucking point right here is why most of you even consider yourselves religious.
Nice projecting
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>>674195198
How about this
Imagine a giant textbook that contained all the information we have ever known about the universe. The data compiled here paints a big picture but God is not in it. If there was reason to include God, it would be in the picture, but seeing as there are no puzzle pieces with God on them, it would be silly to assume there is a missing piece we just don't have yet.
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>>674195540
This isnt science.
This is logic.
Why does so much shit happen with the world?
Open your mind and stop believing in a book that was written 2000 years ago when people were complete and utter dumbasses, note how everything in the Bible is about what is concerned in those times? And not anything in the future.
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>>674184472
2016 and people still believe in god ayy lmao
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>>674195741
>I'm not a faggot
kek
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>>674195540
which god?
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>>674195904
God.
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>>674195683
which god?
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>>674195777
Sure.
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>>674195316
So spend your life in fear and servitude because of a thought experiment? I think your losing more than you realize. Freedom is more valuable than an empty promise
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>>674195942
God.
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>>674195934
Thousands of gods have been invented. Which one do you barrack for?
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>>674195991
WHICH GOD YOU STUPID FAGGOT!
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>>674184472
>pic related for ironic purposes.
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>>674195988
>in fear and servitude
I think you misunderstand Christianity

>freedom
I don't want to do the things an atheist has the "freedom" to do. They are immoral.
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>>674184472
>I am a Christian, and cannot stand atheists.

Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself.

Atheist = 1
Christian = 0
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>>674196016
I Barrack Obama for Joseph Stalin. Fight me 1v1 rust. i quicksc0pe your ass
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>>674196036
God.
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>>674184472
Its nice to see you making my job easier, i'll be seeing you tonight :).
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>>674196016
God.
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>>674196124
There have been hundreds of gods. please specify which god before your logic functions fail completely.
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>>674195035
>Bible
which was written in time and by the same fucking intellectually disabled people who thought earth was fucking flat.
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>>674196164
Too frightened to specify which god?
I understand, and I sympathise.
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>>674196190
There is only one God.
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>>674196164
Fucking come on man, which one of the thousands of gods do you root for? Jahova? Flying Spaghetti Monster? The Christian God? Zeus? Jared from Subway? Make up your fucking mind.
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>>674196198
and Christians still defend this
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>>674184472
look at this picture.
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>>674196297
and that's you, are are the god to yourself you fucking idiot there is no deities you fucking monkey
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>>674193770
Sure. But if no one agrees with you its your fault for being willfully ignorant of society which everyone acts above but no one has the stones to live without. And you would have no one to blame for the consequences. They would be as just as your actions.
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>>674184472
>>674192731
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>>674196095
No, simply different perspectives.

Some of your Christian freedoms were immoral at some point in time. How you view us is most certainly how those in the past would view you. But nothing is ever more correct than the present it seems.
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>>674196297
BUT WHICH ONE IS THE FUCKING REAL ONE? For all you know the Greek Gods might actually be real. Just cause your thousand year old book written by people who though pedophilia was okay and that the earth was flat says the Abrahamic god (gods?) is real doesn't mean its true.
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>>674196385
It's self explanatory. There is only one God, and Jared from Subway isn't him.

It isn't relevant to the question if there are thousands of ways of worshiping God.
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>>674196113
Rekt
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>>674196297
No doubt your favourite god is the christian god.
But you are frightened to admit this.
In your position, I would be asking myself why.
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>>674184472
Ive got no issue with religeous peeps, really not bother till they start fucking with the lives of others. The irony here is pretty great though
>they are just sheep clinging to what theyve been taught
>when they are challenged they use parroted arguments
>they always see the truth in the end
Based on this shit im calling b8. No one can be this stupid and be capable of using a keyboard
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>>674196595
Next you'll tell us you were only pretending to be retarded right?
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If Christianity is the one true religions, get me some dubs!
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>>674196095
Thinking for yourself is immoral? Watching Harry Potter and having sex is immoral? If you say yes, you're only admitting that you've been brainwashed to behave as the church wants you to.
This is why Christianity is essentially a sadomasichistic relationship with God. You are supposed to love being your gods slave. It doesn't bother you that you are degraded and made to give up your will to God, because serving your master is your only purpose.
You call atheists perverse, lol
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>>674196658
>No doubt your favourite god is the christian god.
Why do you say this?

Furthermore what does it matter which my favorite is?
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>>674196684
If I had been I wouldn't have been doing a very good job. There is only one God. Ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer.
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>>674196730
Thats the god you'll say is the real one.
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>>674195845
Answer me OP or you are a faggot.
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>>674196728
>strawmanning this hard

Yes, being promiscuous like a degenerate is immoral. I don't want to join the group that does it.
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>>674195137
>everything in the world isn't copypasta
>the "good shepard" isn't a protagonist in nearly every major belief system
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>>674196794
>There is only one god
Then why do the greeks and the romans have so many?
Zeus, Hermes, Poseiden, etc
Mercury, Jupiter, Neptune, etc
They arent the same damned person you nitwit.
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>>674196730
1: Probability
2: Your reluctance to specify it makes it relevant. It reveals your embarrassment of your own "faith", due to your subliminal knowledge that it is false.
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>>674196810
I don't presume to say whose way of worshiping God is better. But I worship the one God.
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>>674196890
Cool, better join the group that molests children and covers it up for their pedo-bros!
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>>674196993
Parts of a whole. We humans can't hope to fully comprehend him.
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>>674184472
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>>674197030
>embarrassment
I assure you, I don't have the capacity to be embarrassed over what I say anonymously on 4chan. Your patterns of questioning are just lazy and you deserve to be punished for that.
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>>674195316
>God's going to reward me because I made a "safe bet"
Yeah. If he's real I bet he hates you and people like you more than atheists.
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>>674197075
>implying I'm Catholic

As if.
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>>674184472
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>>674197052
The Hindus have over 320 million gods.
Christianity has one god that is shared with the Catholics. The Jehovas have a different god than the Christians and Catholics I believe.
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>>674197075
Faggot OP answer this
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What exactly is our purpose in this world, if we're just killing each other and animals and poisoning our earth with pollution.
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>>674184472
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>>674197271
Given that I lead a moral life and most atheist don't, I hope not.
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>>674196890
How is that a straw man?
Being immoral is not being against God by definition. Atheists have morality as well, it's just not based on authority. If you want to start pointing out logical fallacies, you might want to rethink your appeal to authority
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>>674197328
The Christians say its "Gods Test." Either you believe in their god or you go to hell.
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>>674197296
Parts of a whole.
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>>674196890
But I bet that doesn't stop you from stroking your pencil thin dick to degenerative sluts on the internet. Hold that thought, you could never do such a thing, what am I thinking?
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>>674197416
Fuck you. I'm going to go play chess with a pigeon, that might get me some results.
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>>674197497
While you're at it, maybe give some thought to how you came to have deluded yourself into actually thinking you were right.
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>>674197395
>Atheists have morality as well
Stopped reading.

Subjective morality =/= morality
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>>674197395
>Atheists have morality as well
pic related, what "atheist morality" leads to
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>>674197712
>Subjective morality =/= morality
it's all subjective
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>>674188434

Cuck
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>>674197850
Not with God.
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>>674197843
generalization faggot
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>>674197276
>implying Protestants have a higher moral ground
>implying it's not all the same nonsense

Maybe your church doesn't have the infrastructure for a top down cover up, but you got all sorts of other scams going on.
Did you send in your money to Peter Popoff for your magic Jesus hankie?
Or did you buy the latest Joel olsteen book?
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>>674197843
no. that's what a fascist morality leads to.
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>>674197993
That generalization led to 50 million deaths
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>>674197923
rubbish
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>>674197632
>>674197632
Whatever helps you sleep at night man. If you're faith is so strong, what need do you have to spend your time here trying to defend your belief? If it's so fucking inexplicable, then why bother trying to explain yourself? I don't get this. You're not getting through to anyone here, you're deluded if you think so. Go back to reading the Bible that you all claim to have read.
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>>674198098
Okay then
Let us remember the good old Crusades shall we?
How many died there?
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>>674197843
Meanwhile god wipes out civilizations because of "Reasons."
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>>674198004
>Protestants
>being linked to each other at all

I don't have to defend televangelists. Protestants are free to worship God as they choose. Point to a protestant scandal that connects to me in any way.
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>>674198133
I didn't need to spend much time to show you some flaws in your reasoning.

I don't make these threads, but I admire the man who does. He spends his free time bringing God to a godless place, that's admirable.
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>>674198133
>you're faith
kek, no wonder this guy got his ass kicked
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>>674184472
b8
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Christians apparently need a shepherd to guide them and tell them what's right and what's wrong.

But the atheists who can figure that shit out on their own are the sheep.
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>ITT
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>>674198409
If god cared about this shithole, he's arrange for a server crash.

God doesn't care.

Worship honest deities.
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>>674198409
Not the same guy, sorry. Fuck, you're even worse off than I thought. You think someone who loves God is making these threads? Do you really fucking believe that?
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>>674198186
god apparently drowned the entire human species bar 4 people in the flood.

also stalinism isn't atheism.
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>>674196492
You mean like when Jesus acted above society (denouncing money lenders) and got his ass crucified?
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>>674197923
You mean how you understand God, right? Because I know a guy that says God spoke to him and said he should kill his neighbors cat. That can't be the objective morality you're referring to, right? He's a Christian though so I'm confused... How is it that morality is objective when the bible is reinterpreted by everyone and every generation that reads it? And why does it seem to shift to match with the times? I mean, sure, it lags behind the rest of the world for a little bit, but eventually the common understanding follows the trend the secular world sets. It's almost as if Christian morality was never objective to begin with, but actually a changing set of rules to fit the times!
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>>674198186
About 5 million.

Being against the crusades is a strawman meme though. It was primarily a war between cultures, they just used religion as a way to unite the Europeans, because the Caliphate was more powerful than any kingdom individually.
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>>674198720
>Caliphate was more powerful than any kingdom individually.
yet 'not' about religion.
if you say so
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>>674198612
Even if he didn't it wouldn't matter. What he's doing is a good thing, and even if he's an atheist, God is guiding him to do this.
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>>674198470
Man, do you have autocorrect on your phone? I used it properly every where else but this is your argument to dismiss me? Oh well, there's worse arguments
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>>674198856
The Caliphate was an aggressive entity that repeatedly invaded Europe. It was necessary to find a way to fight back.
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>>674198720
strawman isnt a meme you uneducated dipshit
inb4 "u triggered xddd"
On-topic, then Stalin is a strawman as well then.
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>>674198928
>there's worse arguments
*there are
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>>674198261
>morality isn't objective
>that brand of Christianity isn't as moral as my interpretation of morality
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>>674198928
>there's worse arguments
>there's - used with a plural reference.
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OP, next time try to sound like you actually have a brain if you want me to use mine to prove you wrong.
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>>674199052
Being atheist, he was free to commit whatever crimes he wanted.
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>>674198857
Inciting hate instead of togetherness. I can assure you that these threads do not help your cause.
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I am a Feminist, and cannot stand sexists. All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves and you cling to parroted arguments whenever you're challenged. I have converted several of my cis white male christian friends to feminism and it's always the same, they always see the truth in the end.

Debate me. You will lose.
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>>674199014
the caliphate was and is a religious state. stop ducking the truth. it makes you look sneaky.
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>>674199151
You can only speak for yourself, friend.
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>>674199065
>>674199108
You got me there </3
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>>674199159
lol
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>>674199236
Religion held the Caliphate together, but their motives for aggression were secular.

Similarly the European motives to strike back were also secular.
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>>674198409
The guy that makes these threads is a troll who checks in the thread to see what fights he stirred up while he masturbates to cartoon tranny porn
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>>674197183
NO, FUCK YOU

I WILL CONTINUE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES

VIRTUAL REAL-TIME DOMINANCE SIMULATORS ARE ALL I HAVE IN THIS BLEAK HELLSCAPE
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>>674199367
tbh any mentioning of god can led to shitstorm. op is entry level troll.
well, as long as we are having fun.
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>>674199147
implying that religious people do not commit crimes
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>>674199343
nope.
stop doing what your lot always do .. making excuses for your religion's misdeeds
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>>674199367
why does it seem that OP or another Christian is replying to our posts then?
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>>674184472
>I have converted several of my atheist friends to Christianity
No you haven't.
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>>674199147
Um except society said no and there were consequences. Atheists are responsible to each other. The world we live in decides what behavior is deviant and there are consequences. If the behavior is anti social it is punished by society
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>>674199254
>examines every thread similar to this.
Okay. Sure. Have a good day man, keep doing God's work. Which I suppose is this.
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>>674199563
It's the simplest trolls that work the best

These threads hit 300 replies increasingly reliably. OP has a set of copypasta and canned arguments with deliberate logical holes that invite attack, but give opportunity for the argument to be stretched and devolve into shouting.

And they work, every single time.
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>>674199649
I just explained why your argument is a false meme, but alright.

Try and read some history some time.
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>>674184472
What's this image from?
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I am a Atheist, and cannot stand Christians. All of you are sheep that can't think for yourselves and you cling to parroted arguments whenever you're challenged. I have converted several of my Christian friends to Atheism and it's always the same, they always see the truth in the end.
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>>674199735
Except he made light on the last day.
He did all that shit in teh darkz and then invented the light, so he could see his wonder.

Amazing how he got all the colours right.
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>>674199824
it doesn't count if we aren't getting mad.
and if people are getting mad on /b/, well, than op is doing god's work.
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>>674199910
Darude - Sandstorm.
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>>674184472
Stale ass pasta
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>>674199775
>society said no
Actually it didn't because he repressed religion.

>there were consequences
This is the funniest joke I've heard all day. What terrible consequences did Stalin have to deal with for his murder of 50 million people?
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>>674199711
There's probably a Christian lurking and jerking too
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>>674199910
the movie 'never ending story'
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>>674200027
Kappa face no space
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>>674199462
Are you saying the games you play are dominance simulators, or that struggle for dominance is central to life?
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>>674200149
Thanks
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>>674184472

i am a atheist, i cannot stand atheists aswell.
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>>674200157
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
It's Never Ending Story.
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>>674200253
How did you know I was telling the truth?
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>>674200304
:^)
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>>674198663
He practiced what he preached, theoretically... the exact opposite of what I stated. No idea what your point is.
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>>674200388
Dubs gave it away
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>>674184472
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>>674199342
and insist on staying in the car until it goes of a cliff because they think there are universal good boy points for being right, exactly the same as the religions they discount.
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>>674200634
lol
>>>/x/
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>>674184472
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

No seriously, you know why this bait is so succesful? Because all the atheists fags need to tell everyone how right they are and how religion is bullshit and shit. Truy atheists are pathethic creatures.
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>>674199906
>I just explained why your argument is a false meme, but alright.
no you didn't. you dodged.


>Try and read some history some time.
try and patronise someone else.

religions fighting over real estate.
same as usual.
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Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.
Leviticus 11:9-12 says:
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Deuteronomy 14:9-10 says:
9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:
10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.

You eat Prawns/Crabs/Shrimps?

You're going to hell anyways, motherfuckers.
You can't pick and choose what bits are worth following.
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>>674200100
Whatever bro I I was generalizing about people everywhere. You do bad stuff, society shames and punishes you. That's morality. If you get away with horrible shit, then fuck. The worlds not fair. Babies die. Cancer and plane crashes. All that shit, it's not fair. Life isn't fair. Maybe it's comforting to you to think Satan is getting revenge on the assholes of history for all unpaid for sins, but it's not real. It's fantasy to make you feel better about it. As human beings it's our responsibility to be humanists and care about what's best for the majority of people. That's why I hate religious folks, because they only care about what's right for their little cult. Stop hating gays women blacks etc. stop dividing the world. Be responsible and try to be better toward your neighbors, that's morality. Not this God shit. Please
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Hi Christian im Jack
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It makes no sense that the relatively short life we live on this planet, at most 100 years and perhaps as brief as a few minutes, would be used by a God to determine our ultimate destiny, one that will last trillions and trillions of years and beyond. This would be like compensating a baseball player for his entire career based on how he performs in his first major league at bat. If he hits a home run, he would receive a high salary, but if he strikes out, he will get only minimum wage throughout his career no matter how well he plays thereafter. The time difference between the trial period and the punishment/reward period is drastically out of sync.
Some Christians say that God will give people another chance after they die to accept his grace, but if that is true, then why be so concerned about the unsaved in this life? And if you get a second chance after you die, you will obviously know that Christianity is true, making the decision to believe not a matter of faith, but of fact. This makes no sense, and it would render the core theology of Christianity meaningless.
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>>674200859
>religions fighting over real estate.
No. A few kingdoms resisting an empire. Religion was a means to an end.

Frankly you're wrong, and this kind of misconception of the crusades is unfortunantely rampant.
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>>674201166
The earth has been here over 5 billion years.
The earth gives 0 fucks about us.
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>>674184472
who is this beautiful little girl?
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>bump limit reached
well, im out.
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>>674201284
>Religion was a means to an end.
it always is.
i'm not wrong. it was christianity v islam however you want to dress it up.

the empire was a muslim empire and the crusaders were christians going across the globe to protect their sacred sites.

deny it all day but that's the way it was and incidental issues don't absolve the religions.
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Get gods dick out of my asshole!
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