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Comment on this thread or else this will positively happen to you.
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>>674159251
GET OFF MY THREAD SHOOTER
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Posting just to be safe
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>>674159251
REEEE FUCKING TOES
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>>674159251
jesus
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Fuck off you total fucking faggot. God, the yonly people that post these threads are absolute fucking failed abortions with the mental capacity of a shitstain that can't even be oxycleaned by an army of Billy Mays clones.
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>>674159251
fuck you
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I don't have toenails
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>>674159251
FUCK YOU OP LICK MY ASSHOLE NIGGER
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>>674159251
oaky fine jeez
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I find this enjoyable
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>>674159814
Don't use the n word you fucking nigger.
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oh
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Fungus!!!!! Ewwwww!!!!!
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Goddammit... Ok...
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Nope.Jpg
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ok
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>>674159251
That shit has already happened to me before. Not really as bad as it may seem. Yank the shit off and put a band-aid on it. It will grow back in just under a year.
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Lol oh lord no
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>implying it didn't happen already
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>>674159251
eeeewww
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>>674159251
ew tf is that green shit
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gg
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R.I.P. Elton John
1946 - 2016
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just in case
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ive had that shit happen to me, fucking hurts like balls.
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Thats already happened to me.
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rest well toe
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Op sucked my dick once
And I didn't consent to it
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ok
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Sure why not
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>>674159814
Lot of Trump supporter faggots out tonight.
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kk
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>>674159251
Literally just got done pulling the rest of my big toenail off and I happen upon this thread, kek
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>>674159251
Why does this image give me an erection?
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>>674159251
ur a dick
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R.I.P. : Lionel Richie
1946 - 2016
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Tgdgffcs
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>>674159251
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>>674159251
WHY
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please no
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ok hi pls no tooes
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>>674159251
posting to be safe
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NOPE
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>>674160437
that fucking toe hair man, please shave it off
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just2besafe
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>>674159251
pls no
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>>674161505
I'm not gay tho
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>>674159251
noooo
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>>674159251
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Ow
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What the fuxm
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Bring back moon man
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Already happened. It's much worse when it DOESN'T fall off. Then it just hurts for a month until it does fall off on its own.
Then it hurts later when it grows back and gets ingrown every few weeks.
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I do not want
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Nope
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noope
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>>674159251
no thx
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how amount nope
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>>674159251
Got school test tomorrow.. so it's not a great idea not to comment
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>>674159251
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fuk dat
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Kd
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Ooooh fuck
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>>674159251
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sbn
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Not a chance
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fffffffffFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK
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Why do this to me
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ok
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ew
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Ayy lmao
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Already happened to me a few months back
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>>674159251
jerry
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>>674159251
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welp
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K
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Layne Staley: God tier vocalist
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Ouch
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nah
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Fkkkk
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Anyone wanna do a huge meetup in UK? Where are my Brits at?!
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Just turn this into ylyl thread
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>>674159251
what if i want it to negatively happen to me
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One can never be too safe
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>>674159251
posting
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>>674159251
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>674159251
>Comment.
Go back to being a YouTuber, new friend.
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Led Zeppelin
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FUCK you op
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>>674159251
Fuck off m9
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Just in case.
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"
Go back to being a YouTuber, new friend."

Was that about me?! How did you know? Hahaha
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>>674159251
Nope
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Too risky
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Welp
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I get bad enough ingrown toe nails so fuck off
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No thanks
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this B's
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Pls don't hurt mah
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Just to be safe
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ok kk
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>>674162829
nope
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K
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>>674159251
reee
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>>674159251
Nah fuck that fam
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>>674159251
fuck
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>>674159251
too late. happened to me 4 years ago.
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fuck you
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>>674159251
nigger
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>>674164464
Miles?
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ok
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Ripped off toenails in this thread are cases of Toenail Fungus. The nail becomes extremely thck like a corn chip while growing out of the nailbed.

Eventually the nail will break off or you will break it off.

Source: I have toenail fungus on each big toe
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i love it
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just in case
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Nah fcuk that
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>>674160437
Mothafucka your feet are like a Hobbit's
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ok
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>>674159251
pls no
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>>674159251
pls no
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oh fuck
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not taking any chances
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>>674159251
I will comment in this thread, but it won't be because of the fear of that happening to my big toe
for you see, I do not have toenails on my big toes
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eh why not
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Nzjdn
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>>674159251
Nigga
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>>674159251
what if i want it to happen to me
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CMON MAN
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>>674159251
Had this happen, can still feel it.
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>>674159251
Ain't scurred
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you stop that
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>>674166611
Are these quads?
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>>674159251
I had smashed my middle finger in a door
nail never came off, but it got bloody underneath and a NEW nail grew under the old one
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JUST CALL ME YOUR MORNING ANGEL, ANGELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>674159251
holy fuck
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>>674159251
Ew
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>>674159251
Positively hmm...
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>>674159251
NOPE.
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oh no
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>>674159251
toe got crushed by a pallet jack, already happened.
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>>674159251
OH FUCK NO
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ok
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>>674159251
I don't have legs
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>>674159251
welp that looks painful soooo
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ok
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fuck my life
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plz no bb
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>>674159251
posting something
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jokes on you it already happened
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>>674159251
Ewwww to icky I don't want that.
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Please god no
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plz not
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fuck you
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>>674159251
plz
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>>674159251
Already happend to me twice. Both times the nail was loose and I ripped the enitre cock sucker off. nothing to fear but a couple days pain
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>>674159251
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Commenting so I don't have to go through that.
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>>674159251
haha
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Okay
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kk
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Fuck your simple task so I don't might not have this happen to me.
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It's already happened to me on both big toes. I Def don't want that shit again. Posting to be safe
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Just a safety precaution
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Ive had that happen to my entire hand kek
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>>674159251
K
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Ffffffuuu
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t
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>>674159251
Kek
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The fuck
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>>674159251
How did that even happen!? Also quad
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Plz no
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666666666 get. im probably so close
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Nope
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>>674159251
Nah
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>>674169995
Dang it, off by 4
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Oh hellz nah.
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This already happened to me its nothing.
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>>674159251
Once was enough.
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don't want that
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anyone feel like calling an asshole wanna be rapper called copywrite 6148049970
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no harm in posting here
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godammit
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>>674159251
what are you saying op?
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pls god no
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fuck that noise
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>>674159251
ok
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IT'S TIME FOR ME TO FUCKING GO TO HELL. SPAM MY PHONE WITH 9GAG AND REDDIT SHIT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY CAUSED THIS.

(402) 8138869
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Better safe than sorry
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b
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>>674159251
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tbh that kind of shit already happened to me a long time ago
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Nope fuck you OP
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>>674159251
ok
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that shits nasty
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Fuck you
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I dropped a raised-floor tile in a server room on my foot once. It was almost this bad.
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>>674159251
jesus christ, i know how that shit feels. i do not what that to happen again ever. posting for safety
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ok
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Anus
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Just awful
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ouchie
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safe
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fuck
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Seig while
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>>674159251
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Fuck
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) ;
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>>674159251
i own a mac
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>>674159251
ok
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>>674159251
fuck you in the anus
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>>674159251
fuck you buddy
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nigger cock
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ouch
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ouxh
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>>674159251
it already did you fucker
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Dayum monica
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you got me
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oh
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>>674159251
FUUUUUK
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>>674159251
Hh
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>>674159251
FUCK THAT
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That looks extremely unpleasant.
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>>674159251
no thanks
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>>674159251
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bleh
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>>674159251
just to be safe
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Fucking nope
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>>674159251
nooooooooooooooo
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get paid pupper
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>>674159251 why not
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jus to be safe
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Will do
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I don't have big toenails. But figured I'd comment here anyway, because I don't want to grow toenails then have them rip up. I've been without big toenails for a solid 15 years, wouldn't want them to somehow grow back now!
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Fuck that
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Better safe than sorry
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Eww
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Nope and gf nope
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nope
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gotta be safe
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>>674159251
You never know
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Comment
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Safe
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NOPE
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Feels bad man
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Just in case
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ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹
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PENIS COCK!
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I have no toenails. Your move.
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Niggers tongue my anus
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pls no
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>greentext?
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>>674159251
k
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Post to be safe
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why u do this
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>>674159251
it's already happened
ER doctor just taped it back down forcefully and kept it there for 6 weeks
>that was 2 years ago
it's still bruised
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>>674159251
no
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>>674159251
Faggot
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>>674159251
just to be safe! cause fuck that!
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xDxDxD
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Playing it safe
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>>674159251
just to be safe

sage
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k
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just a precaution
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>>674159251
fak
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>>674159251
fuck i cant have this happen
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stay safe, toenail
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>>674159251
Best to just rip the thing off at that point and bandage it up.
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>>674159251
Kk
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>>674159251
Gah
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Fuck you
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K
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Shit
Thats pretty hardcore
Better be safe
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>>674159251
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>>674162829
EHAT THE FUCK
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>>674159251
FUCK OH GOD OKAY COMMENTING COMMENTING ! LAAAA LA LA WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS OHHGODFUCK fuck you OP. Fuck. you.

god


dammit..

this was the first thing i saw when i opened /b/

fuck
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>>674159251
PLEASE SPARE ME
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>>674162829
This is actually pretty cool.
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>>674159251
niggers
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Ouch
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Just in case
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>>674159251
fuuuck
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just in case
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>>674159251
JESUS
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>>674159251
ow fuck please no
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im safe now
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Ur a fag
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>>674159251
not risking it
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phew
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just in case
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MY EYES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAARGH
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thank etgrtgfg4 im safe
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UGH
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>>674159251hmmmmm
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