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Hold right there comrade!
We've had reports of German spies around here, show my your service papers and you can go.

Singles: Alright comrade, you're clean, go about your duties.

Dubs (Even): Fucking fascist! Guards, detain him! Interrogate him later!

Dubs (Odd): What are you doing here soldier!? Your papers say you should be on lookout duty! Execution by sundown for deserting your post!

Trips: Ah, the new commander it seems, welcome to our division, your barracks should be on the other side of the camp.

Trips(99 & 00): What? You're here to relieve me and take my position? Very well comrade.

Quads: Comrade Stalin! I am sorry I did not recognize you! You have my deepest apologies.
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>>674145917
roll

where's my 12 yo prussian sex slave comrade?
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Blyat
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>>674146277
Dead.
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>>674145917
HEIL HITLER!
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>>674146427
Oh, I mean hail Stalin!
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Rolllllllllllllllll
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Sup babes
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>>674146588
Die you fascist pig
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Understood sir
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Zig Heyal (these goyim are so stupid oy vey).
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I love the fuhrer
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commander is here
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>>674145917
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>>674146877
Execution at sundown
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>>674145917
roll
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Just pasaing through
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>>674146877
And you also seem to love abandoning your post.
Execute this man!
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Alexei reporting
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Quit stallin'
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>>674145917
Roll
*Throws Dice*
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iosif here boys
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Ist just passing through, no need to stop me.
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dubs tbh
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Put in
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Moar vodka
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>>674145917
Прокатный товарищ
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fking commies. >kills major with ppsh
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Put it in
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I hope im a good boy
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Fascist tank

'Ram T34 to Panther'
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Shabbat Shalom, goyim! How about this inflation we have? Can barely afford to stay kosher these days am I right? Oy vey I'm shvitzing right now this has been a particularly hot Shevat, no? Oh, no I'm not Jewish.
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Praise me
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No fascism, only memes
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>>674145917
rolling for spy
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For the glory of the Motherland! May we drive the faschisti from our homes.
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Going to meet Fritz, nothing to do here
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oh, Nein .
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Service papers right here comrade.
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Heil Fucking Hitler!
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>>674148587
And you're clean comrade. Carry on.
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Goldstein owes me money
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Rolling for real grenades instead of potatoes
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at ease Comrade. it's me so have no fear. well crush those fascists.
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למצוץ את הזין שלי!
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Goyim, look at the time
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Nothing to see here, comrades
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>>674148899
You left ypur post just to say this? EXECUTION TIME
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>>674148899
Very well, thank you for taking over for me comrade.
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>>674148899
So Heinrich has come for a visit to the Motherland? Haul off this fascist swine!
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>>674149238
He's not fascist, he's just a deserting coward
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>>674149238
Kill the jews.
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Kamerad
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Ниггер
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>>674150010
Oh damn
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>>674145917
roll
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Just an average vodka-drinker here
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Iz ognya da v polymya
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>>674150010
To gulag with you, fascist swine!
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Bear Cossacks reporting.
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hello comrade ))))
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This gonna be good
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Da
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greetings comrades!
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>>674150422
FASCIST OUT
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>>674150422
comrades it is facist kill him cyka blyat (((
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Heil hitler
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>>674145917
>implying a commander would be staying in barracks

Fucking faggot
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>>674150533
you leaf post nao die cyka )))
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>>674150533
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>>674150533
your comment is like calling the russian red
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>>674150533
dead bitch
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just going to the store to buy a gas the je-glass of juice, i mean
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¯\_( ._.)_/¯
Whatchu goin' do about it.
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Is there room in your army from feminism?
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>>674150533
At least you're going to die together
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>>674150797
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>>674150766
Get em comrades
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shut the fuck up and let me go back to cleaning the tank.
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Rell
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>>674145917
roll
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>>674145917
idi nahui, you dirty fucking russian.
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yooo its me the new commander
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>>674151066
OH FUCK
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Don't mind me. Just dumping Stalin assassintion plans
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>>674151066
another one for the firing squad
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Rellel
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Fuck you ruskies
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>>674145917
plis comrade i no facist
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>>674150766
Duetchland Uber Alles!!!
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i'm a spy and you're a faggot
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>>674151282
русские фак ю ту
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>>674146277
>>674146877
>>674147133
>>674148899
>>674150533
RIP
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I AM FUCKING STALIN
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Rawlin for Stalin
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Rollin dolan nolan niggers
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Hey bb
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rollinf
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>>674151822
Fritz cant type.
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I hate fucking niggers
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I'll be going my separate ways now
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Cmon
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Heil
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Normie here
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Papers right here comrade.
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>>674145917

SIG HAIL! SIG HAIL! LET'S MAKE MURIKA GREAT AGAIN!
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You communist faggots
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Back to duty you- you faggots
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Roll em
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I am a red at heart, it runs in my veins comrade.
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rekt
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>>674145917
I heard Jews escaped a gulag and came to inspect comrade!
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>>674145917
Hail Stalin
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>>674148899
Fucking liar
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Please kill me
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>>674151441
i dont speak mexican
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heil hitler
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>>674152775

"Rooski fak you too"
is how that Russian would be pronounced
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May I please fucking pass?!... I love Russia!
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tossvagania
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Of course Товариш! Here you are
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>>674152775
zozzle
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>>674145917
nigerias
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for the red army
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da
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Mein Führer, I can walk!
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>>674153322
Death awaits you
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>>674152775
It's not Mexican mate
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I'm no German, sir, I swear!
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>>674146588
Dead.
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Sooooo am I good to go or what?
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>>674153500
Really?
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>>674153500
Your dubs say otherwise
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clean like premium vodka
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>>674153811
Execution by sundown.
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>>674153811
fug :DDDDD
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>>674153811
Your dubs say dead.
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Stain here
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>>674153899
Execution for being a dirty Nazi
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>>674145917
roll
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>>674153866
Death awaits you
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Here we go
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Oi fuggin ell no german ere
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Ok
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Fuck you commie scum
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>>674154177
fug I kill
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woah, hey guys
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>>674153483
no shit normie
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>>674153866
Fucked like a curious middle schooler.
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>>674154177
Ok DEAD
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>>674154177
well well another down
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I thirsty, where is the vodka?
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>>674154307
In the barracks, comrade
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Blyat confirmed
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Same fagging until I get stalin.
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Just hope ye don find out....
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>Stalin checking in
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fug me
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rollin nigga
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Hello
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>>674154411
Shit
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>>674154177
>>674153990
Execution filthy German fucks :^)
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>>674154411
Fascist pig
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>>674154411
More like DEAD checking in.
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Hello, cyka bylat.
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Yes
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Helloo
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Funding, normies. Get out of the way. The captain has arrived.
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i love mother russia
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>>674145917
>Russians
>Dont execute german spies on sight
Pick one before I tell Commissar Stalin.
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Stalin is bawlin.
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How do you do fellow Russians.
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>>674145917
Hello tovarisch!
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afternoon comrade.
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spy?
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stalin, my man, im not a german spy...
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Step aside guard, I have important business to attend to.
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Hello, comrade!
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zie fuhrer
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URA COMRADE
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Ach! Guard! I have captured germans by the road.
Take them to be executed.
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>>674145917
Sup, commie bitches?
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Quints ayy lmao
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Da comrade:
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>>674145917
beans
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>>674145917
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Bernie Sanders here
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Da, here is papers.
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They see me rollin
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>>674155744
aw fuck
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Reporting in faggot...I mean sir
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>>674155998
Off by one lol
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not dubs...
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>>674155577
>>674155566
>>674155511
SPIES! GUARD! HAVE THEM SHOT!
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hello fellow comrades
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Suprise Comrade Fucker
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>>674155998
they hatin'
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how do you do fellow russians
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>>674156377
You left your post to wish him a happy birthday? How kind of you!
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>>674156377
SPY!
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Nothing to see here
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AHOY
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>>674145917
Privyet
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>>674145917
Good evening comrade.
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>>674156688
Fucking fascist!
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>>674145917
Hello Comrade
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>>674156688
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Guard, Pick up that can.
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>>674155555
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roll, comrade
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>>674156945
WHAT? NO! I WAS FRAMED!
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>>674157200
FUCKIGN GERMAN
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milhouse is a meme
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>>674157427
Sounds like something a nazi would say
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>>674157447
>Posts feelsgoodmanGerman
>Is actually russian
Fuck you.
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When your russian for food theres no time for stalin
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Heil hitler
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Rollin'
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>>674145917
it is i, hitler
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>>674145917
rolling
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>>674145917
Let me past infidel i must blow up the city
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>>674145917
N-No U
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>>674145917
Don't vurry, it is I, Stalin.
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Reporting for duty.
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>>674145917
HEIL HITLER.
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>>674145917
cyka blyat
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rollllll
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>>674145917
For mother Rosiya!
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please let me live
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Reporting in
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>>674145917
don't kill me comrade
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SIEG HEIL!!!!
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>>674145917
I presume my quarters will be in order?
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trips for you
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