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Dubs decides.
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down to fuck?
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>>674138680
My dick, bb
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>>674138680
Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus
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>>674138680
Want to see me in my fursuit?
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>>674138951
Rowl
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uhm hi there *looks at the ground nervously* would you do me a huge favor and uhm, send me a video of you squatting on a rusty wrench?
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Wanna suck my dick?
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>>674138680
netflux and shill?
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but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
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>>674138680
I texted you to ask you if you want me be my girlfriend. We've known each other for a while and why not try it out? I like you, you're beautiful. If you don't like me back, it's fine, we can stay friends and you'd at least know I think you're beautiful and I can still keep you as a friend. Win win.
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Want to see my hot Italian sausage towering over my 2 spicy meatballs?

Then send her a picture of meatballs and sausages.
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I need some proof that you haven't been dirtied by nigger dick
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>>674139201
Roll
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question. can i ram 17 hotwheels up your ass?
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I'll commit suicide if you don't send me your nudes.
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>>674139201
Reroll
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did you know I fucked a 9yr old? Well now you do and so do the courts with this information I have to tell you I'm a sex offender but she told me she was 18 so she fuck her self (i made her)
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I'm broken. Please put me back together.
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Mama mia that's-a spicy-a meat-a ball-a
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>>674139478
reroll
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I sucked on your mom
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>>674138951
Reroll
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>>674138886
reroll
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>>674139376
roll
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>>674139534
reroll
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>>674138680
Send her this
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>>674139247
Roll
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You guys suck at getting dubs. Watch me.
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>>674139672
cuck
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>>674138680

Why haven't we fucked yet?
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>>674139376
Reroll
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>>674139672
good job faggot
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>>674139632
What the fucking fuck is thag thing
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>>674138680
Are we about to fuck?
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I hope you fight harder than the last cunt I murdered
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>>674138680
I know where you live i watch your dad fuck ur mums ass everynight I love sucking baby penis
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>>674139672
kek
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>>674139733
WINRAR
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>>674139376
reroll
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>>674139750
roll
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Have you ever touched yourself whilst thinking of me? I've done it to you
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>>674139733
WINRAR
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>>674139733
WINRAR
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>>674139733
Winrar
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>>674139733
winrar
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I'm tired of your shit kim. You've bullied me since middle school. I gave you money, helped your mom in the hospital, and put money towards your college fund. It's not my fault your father produced 6 filthy degenerates who amount to nothing higher than a nut. I saw him watching CP the other night. Your family is finished. There's a hit team inbound to your location in 45 minutes.
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I just wanted to say that I've had a crush on you for the longest time and I was wondering if youd like to go to a fancy dinner with me?
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>>674139201
plz
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>>674139778
>>674139779
I wonder who got the trips?
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>>674139437
kek roll
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Wanna fuck me?
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Hey. Come over. We're going to fuck. End of story. Be here by 11:00. (insert pic of knife)
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Just kidding lol whats up
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Your dad has the pinkest asshole I've ever seen. :)
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>>674139672
Faggot
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Send this
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>>674139879

idiot
>>674139777
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>>674139733
She just thinks I'm kidding.
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>>674138951
Roll
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>>674138680
Let's fuck. I'm coming over to your place right now
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>>674140057
>wasted
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>>674139974
Lol roll for this
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I'm tired of your shit kid. You've bullied me since middle school. I gave you money, helped your mom in the hospital, and put money towards your college fund. It's not my fault your father produced a filthy degenerate who amounts to nothing higher than a nut. I saw him watching CP the other night. Your family is finished. There's a hit team inbound to your location in 45 minutes.
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let me cum on your tits
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>>674140065
>>674140119
Reroll
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You misspelled "I'm going to drain your balls into my throat".
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>>674140065
Send her this
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Every time I'm around you, I piss myself.
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>>674139965
Samefag. this.
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>>674140199
winrar
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I already have the chainsaw rented and the dumpsters picked out. I hope you enjoy the scent of chloroform.
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Your mom has a really good ass.
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>>674140119
rolling for this
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>>674140228
And say "I already have someone tied up in the basement
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>>674140065
A footjob you say? Good I'm an obedient little faggot anyways
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you kick me in the balls ill shove them down your mouth and make you choke on them now come gimme some head bitch
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>>674140339
re roll
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I'm joking, but my dick is up. ;)
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I'm cumming over right now bitch.
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>>674140339
rollin
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I want to blow my load on your tits
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>>674140398
roll
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The thought of you kicking me like that makes me hard baby
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>>674140199
Winrar
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>>674140278
This
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>>674140339
rolling
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>>674140339
Rollin for this
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Show me the no clothes picture
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Answer your door undressed. Also, send me a nude pic now so I can warm up.
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>>674140199
Winrar
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>>674140339
roll
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>>674140500
Check'd
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I put the "culture" in "rape culture" *tips fedora*
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>>674140500
WINRAR!
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>>674140339
roll
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>>674140533
WINRAR
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>>674140278
rolling
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>>674140339
roll
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>>674139632
Is that a robot? its so unnerving. its on the uncanny valley O.O also roll with the message "I made this robot out of my ex girlfriends skin"
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sausage baguette
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>>674140339
always 1 or 2 off for fucks sake
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I hope you like butt stuff. I really enjoy being fingered and fisted.
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>>674140533
kek
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>>674140737
re rollin
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>>674140339
rollin
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>>674140339
re rolling
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>>674140339
dubs get
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>>674140681
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>>674140844
WINRAR
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You guys suck at getting dubs. Check me out.
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>>674140844
Winrar
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>>674140844
OP do this. it's the most requested.
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>>674140500
Come on! we have a winrar here
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Tell her you're coming over and let her answer the door naked, then send pizza to her house
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>>674140748
reroll
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>>674140944
Checked
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>>674140944
WITNESSED
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>>674140533
>>674140500
>>674140199
Op still hasn't delivered
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>>674140339
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>>674140985
K samefags
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>>674140985
Most samefagging shitting up the thread, you mean
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>>674141414 GET
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>>674141136
FUCKING SEND HER THIS YOU LITTLE SHITTY ASS OP CANT EVEN FUCKING DELIVER YOU BEANER PIECE OF SHIT
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>>674141136
Shut the fuck up bitch, you don't tell me no. I'm coming over to your place right now to fuck you.
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>>674141136
bitch I didn't say you had a choice
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>>674141136
FUCKING TOPKEK

tell her: I ain't giving you a choice
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>>674140909
Thats a fucking cute chihuhaua
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>>674141288
WINRAR
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YOU FUCKING NIGGER NEWFAGS IT'S OBVIOUS THAT IT'S FAKE YOU FUCKING DUMB NIGGER FAGGOTS PLZ KILL YOURSELF FUCKING NIGGER JEWS
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>>674141414 GET second try
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>>674141288
FUCK YES WINRAR THE CONVO FLOWS
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>>674141288
WINRAR!
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>>674141394
And again
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>>674141288
CZECHD
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>>674140278
Stop with these over the bar texts. She just takes it as a joke. come up with something better.
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>>674141136
That's ok im a faggot anyways, I love big black Obama cock in my asshole mmmm
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>>674141288
Winrar
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>>674141391
i has fvound ze newfag
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say, "Can I see your tits? My ex had dark black nipples and I was wondering if that was normal."
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Are you a coal burner like your mom?
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>>674141414
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>>674140278
Roll
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I am coming over right now. Be ready for me. I will fuck your brains out and come on your shaking body. I will thrust my dick inside of your anus so hard it will turn into a bloody pulp and I will chew on it. Be ready, the Rod God is cumming for you, cunt.
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>>674141485
Look if you don't have sex with me I will fucking kill you
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>>674141212
>>674141216
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>>674141485
but seriously, dtf?
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YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHTS YOU WORTHLESS CUM GUZZLING JIZZ JOCKEY, I WILL COME OVER THERE AND BEAT SOME SENSE INTO YOUR SHITTY BRAIN WITH MY HULKING GREAT COCK. BE READY TO BLEED YOU FUCKING CUNT.
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>>674141656
Roll
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>>674141485
Fuck off bitch you ain't getting this dick you filthy skank
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"You better come pick my cotton. cunt"
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>>674141633
winwinwin
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>>674139247
rolling
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>>674141633
Winrar
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>>674141633
Much win
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send her this

your turn to send something ;)
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>>674141777
Trips =/= Dubs
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>>674141485
I didn't say YOU had a nice ass, just your mom
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>>674141911
check em
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>>674141777
TRIPS!! Do it
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>>674141288
My phone glitched out, I'll be back.
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>>674141920
re roll
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It's fake you faggots, can't you see the low resolution text
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>>674141920
roll
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>>674141920
rolling
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Show me tits or I will come make you show them
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>>674141920
rolling
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Yeah thank god you got her ass and not her personality. Sry to say but your mom is a fat cunt srs
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>>674142019
see you in an hour ;)
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>>674141920
rollerino
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>>674142019
now go over to her house and film her reaction
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>>674142156
Rolllll!
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>>674141920
rollin
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send her this and say "i have clinical depression"
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>>674142187
DO IT.
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>>674141920
roll tide
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>>674141920
>Auto] 4
ROLLIN'
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>>674142156
Omg this
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>>674141777
Fuck, reroll
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>>674142019
yes I'm serious ! I've spent all day drinking beer and doing blow I'm fucking horny and I'm not taking no for an answer
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im being super cereal, faggot
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Bitch am I laughing? No. Prepare your anus.
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WINRAR>>674142266
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>>674142266
WINRAR
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>>674142019
Second response.
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>>674142156
Kek
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>>674142156
This
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Come on slut fuck me in the asshole and ill call you daddy
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>>674142019
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>>674142281
Reroll one last time
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roll
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>>674142266
winrawr
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>>674141920
this
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>>674142422
winrar
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>>674142480
plz one last reroll
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>>674142386
Trace her ip and text her her address
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>>674142386
Bitch you didnt turn off your geolocation. See you soon
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>>674142266
deliver OP
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call her a cock breath mcchicken faggot
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>>674142422
checkem
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I don't know where you live? Oh honey, how cute is that. I have been watching you for the past few months. Admiring you. I know when you usually sleep. I know when you take your showers, I know what brand of tampon you use, I even know the color of your dildo. Don't underestimate me, cunt, you are getting fucked tonight, regardless if you say yes or not.
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>>674141920
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>>674142710
reroll
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>>674142266
win
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I dont know where you live? Bitch, I know what you eat for breakfast, what you listen, what type of cereal you like, what color of socks you wear, how many hairs in nose you got.. You whore, dont fuck with me. :3
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"You better come pick my cotton, cunt"
I'm doing one last roll OP
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>>674142266
deliver
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ur turn fgt
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>>674142756
Reroll. this this this this.
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>>674142783
i fucking love you op im laughing so fucking hard
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>>674142783
that's just my dad's
THIS is mine
[send your actual dick]
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>>674142783
If shes on the clock shes ready for the cock
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>>674142855
roll dubz
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>>674142949
reroll
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>>674142855
OP don't add the gay ass furry face.
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>>674142865
roll
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>>674142999
TRIPS WINS
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>>674142783
her disgracing a cock make me so hard
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>>674142949
roll
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>>674142783
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>>674142999
omg winrar
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>>674142949
reroll
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>>674142949
>[send your actual dick]
Send BBC.
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>>674142949
Give me a few minutes to take a picture of my dick.
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>>674142783
My fucking sides
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>>674142999
trips arent dubs bub sorry
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>>674142949
rollan for this
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>>674142949
>winrar
WINRARR
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>>674143121
winrar
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put a sharpie in ur pooper and send her a picture of it.
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>>674143033
Winrar!!
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>>674143191
If I get hard too fast I'll pass out.
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>>674143133
WINRAR
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>>674143133
win
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>>674143336
reroll
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>>674143133
time to deliver
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lmao girls are just objects. you have no say in this. i'll use you like a hole in the wall.
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ravioli ravioli send me the nude-iolis
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>>674143230
you focus on the last two digits you dolt
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>>674143359
Taking a while to get my dick hard.
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>>674142783
"Well, it's my dad's dick. It looks better in my mouth."
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>>674143295
reroll
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>>674143133
>winrar
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>>674143230
trips > dubs
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>>674143550
so close
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tell her you'll rape her sister
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>>674143295
rerolling
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>>674143133
winning
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>>674143133
deliver
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>>674143295
anotha one
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Show me ur filthy butthole.
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send something back I sent you something return the favor
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tell her she'll get raped by a group of pakis in fur suits
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>>674143295
anotha roll
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>>674143820
re roll
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Bitch I came out the pussy and got the pussy, you ain't know who you messin' with
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Rolling. "So about the shenanigans. Want to go out to eat and catch a movie? Btw, not my penis. My friend took my phone."
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tell her you wanna shit in her face and then piss on it
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>>674143820
roilling
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please send me a picture of your butthole xD
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>>674143230
Let's play a game called "Find the newfag"
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Can you guys post a hot girl so I can get my dick hard? I can't.
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>>674143966
WINRAR
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send noods
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>>674144028
do you not have porn on ur phone
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>>674143550
re roll
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>>674143966
OP WINRAR
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>>674144028
quick anon
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Anyone else find it funny that OP's phone fucked up just when shit started getting good. I bet he told the bitch he was posting on 4chan and then coached her to act shocked and mad. Then he deleted all of it so we wouldn't be able to see it.

OP is a fucking piece of shit pussy.
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>>674144291
>implying
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>>674144117
roll
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>>674138680
hope i don't roll dubs because this is faker than mia khalifa's tits
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>>674143820
while i try to get hard. i jerked off about 3 times before this thread.
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>>674143336
Rollin
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>>674143336
Roll.
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Here OP.
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>>674144291
I didnt fake the glitch on the bottom of that picture.
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>>674143336
Rollll
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>>674143336
Roll
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>>674144485
thanks op
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>>674139104
Rollin for this cringy shit
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>>674143550
rollie pollie
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>>674144622
damn she's hot
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>>674139201
roll
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>>674143336
Rawl
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>>674144622
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My anus lubricates itself;)
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Kimberly is such a nigger name.
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>>674145011
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>>674145091
She's a redhead.
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>>674145011
if she didn't care, why the fuck would she ask?
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>>674143133
DELIVER
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Ez dubs, tell her youve been cumming into a bucket and saving it for her to drink
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>>674145045
rolling
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>>674144485
But seriously i've been bullshitting you, let's arrange a date madam???
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Op give up she hates you. Or this thread is fake.
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>>674145188

Alright OP time to man up
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Sorry. For all this, it's so stupid. It's just my parents are getting a divorce, and for some reason I'm just really fucking mad all the time and I've been saying weird shit to people just to start a fight. No one has done anything yet, I keep making it worse and worse and they all cower in fear. I feel so alone in this world, I just wish someone would interact with me like a human being.
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>>674145188
3x deliver
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>>674145011
Cunt
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>>674145330
rollerino
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I just got done boinking my sister. Wanna be next?
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>>674145188
Do it faggot
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>>674138680
My dick is actually three dicks combined to form a bigger dick. This is a legitimate disability, look it up bitch.
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>>674145330
roll for this
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>>674145011
i linked her to this thread
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