Let's do this, faggots. Island adventure. You're on
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Let's do this, faggots. Island adventure.
You're on a deserted (as far as you know) island. Around you, you find: a tree, 6 coconuts, some sticks and stones, a circle of rocks resembling a fire pit, and a patch of disturbed sand. You have heard rumours of treasure on this island.
-Dubs decides what you do.
-You only control the character's actions unless otherwise stated.
-"kill yourself" will be ignored unless they specify a method, but they will be failed attempts.
>>674129938
Look at patch of disturbed sand, memorizing the pattern, then draw a dick over it.
>>674130136
roll again.
console the disturbed sand with sweet nothings while tying rocks to scrotum
>>674130330
reroll
>>674130136
Do this^ and once finished do this V
>>674130330
>>674130136
The patch of disturbed sand is now a dick.
Dubs decides what you do next.
>>674129938
Masturbate fast enough to cause your cock to smoke, using the smoke to signal for help
>>674130480
Reminisce about the disturbed sand (You memorized it, how was the sand disturbed? Map? words? Animal tracks?)
>>674130664
2 off, also roll again.
>>674129938
Rummage through the sticks to make them not a loss reference.
Dig a small hole in the ground big enough to fit a coconut half way in, lay your hand on the coconut, take another coconut and violently smash your hand rendering it useless
>>674130866
>after doing this
jump in water, and float away face down. You said we can't kill ourselves, so we will not die from this.
Run over to the other side of the picture/island where are the hot babes are
>>674131103
look at the other side of the island, maybe there's a boat.
>>674130866
You fracture your hand in 8 places.
Dubs decides.
sacrifice left foot and right ear to the sea god
Break a coconut and cut your dick with it
>>674130850
fuck
THE LOSS
>>674131433
So this is a reroll, right?
>>674131433
ignored dubs because not a command
THE MOTHERFUCKING LOSS
dance like a crazy motherfucker
Use a stick to dig though the fire place to see if there are any clues to the islands previous inhabitants.
Make pentagram out of rocks and worship satan
>>674131618
it's a reroll, right? Maybe?
USE SEMEN TO ATTRACT SEA TURTLES
>>674131433
You arrange the sticks into a more suitable pattern.
Dubs (after this post) decides.
>>674131982
Scramble the rocks to make them look like another dick
>>674129938
A girl washes up on shore from a boat crash and is the sole survivor. She's a 10/10 and agrees to be your sex friend during the duration of your stay
Eat a coconut
Check the other side of the island
>>674131982
dig small hole
proceed to fuck hole while yelling hitler did nothing wrong
>>674132217
roll
>>674131982
Chop tree and build a log canoe.
Your coconut is now called wilson
>>674132185
You only control the one guy.
Also, masturbate using sand as lubricant.
>>674132075
roll
DIG DISTURBED SAND
explore island and find the lost tribe of dindu
>>674132400
DAMN
>>674132400
winrar
Dip bloody hand in water to attract friendly sea creatures
You dig around and find CP. you then beat off to the CP
>>674132400
You explore the island, but find nothing that the OP didn't already tell you about. You control the stickman's actions and nothing else.
Dubs decides.
>>674132613
CP guy agin? I'm down. Roll
Make a sand dick monument for all travelers to see
>>674132890
roll
>>674132890
rolling, this has potetial
>>674132743
Draw another dick using rocks
>>674132743
explore island for different op thats less of a faggot. either that or give me my fucking dubs back you stupid nigger loving cuck bag
Eat mutilated fingers for nourishment
>>674132890
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
>>674132822
>>674132822
Whatever. I'll take it. You dig around and find not only a cache of hardcore child pornography, but a trapdoor under the dicksand.
Dubs decides.
dive into water, see if there is any shark
>>674133327
re roll
>>674132890
Still rolling for this one
>>674133019
Lol tears are delicious. This thread is gettin good
>>674132890
reroll
>>674133327
rooll
>>674133256
cover the trapdoor with sand, the CP is too glued with pirate semen, discard.
Open the trap door armed with a stick for what may yet lie underneath
>>674133363
roll
>>674133256
Oh fuck off.
Carve the tree into a dick and burn it so sailors see it
>>674133520
yes roll
Finish severing your mangled fingers and affix the bones to a stick to make a shoddy club
>>674133511
>>674133566
Winrars
>>674133256
Violently masturbate to CP using fractured hand
>>674133511
You dive into the water. There is no shark, but you see a cave opening. You don't know how long you would have to hold your breath to reach the air again.
>>674133256
Stick dick in trapdoor
>>674133974
Stick dick in cave. If no sexy mermaid sucks you off, wait 10 more seconds ad infinitum.
>>674133974
Dubs decides. You know the drill. I only count first dubs after I post each image.
Sever your mutilated fingers tying four to a stick to make a shoddy mace and using the other to drill into a coconut so you can use it to hold air
>>674133974
Swim to it anyway, air is for the weak.
>>674133974
Take some CP with you in case you need to bribe with it and go in the cave.
Eat a coconut
Come back up beat off to CP and use bone fragments to pick or open the doo
r>>674133974
Open trapdoor
>>674134327
Roll
>>674134118
reroll
Smash hand until bones stick out in a crude imitation of a jagged weapon. Use hand-dagger to fight tree.
>>674133974
Hold breath and enter cave
>>674133974
>1
learn to hold breath infinitely and go into cave
>>674134444
QUADS
>>674134327
Reroll
>>674134444
QUUUADS!
>>674134444
ULTIMATE WINRAR THIS ENDS THE STORY
>>674134488
As owner of those quads, I demand these dubs and my quads get merged.
>>674134444
Winrar
>>674134444
OMG i got quads, on my first post!!! yay rofl.
>>674134848
Whore imposter
>>674134444
You stick your dick in the cave, and are IMMEDIATELY fellated by a sexy merbabe.
Dubs decides.
Cut arm off and remove bone to use as sleeve for maturbation, cauterize wound with burning jizz
>>674134985
Go up for air come down and enter cave
>>674134985
Convince babe to enter trapdoor with you
>>674134985
OP here. The blowjob gives you the secret to waterbreathing.
Quads will always be counted, and are separate from dubs.
>>674134985
Offer mermaid CP, await her opinion
Ask the merbabe about her cave and if she can Help you in any way, of course after dumping half a gallon of jizz into her mouth
>>674135212
Reroll, hoping for sexy trips this time
>>674135285
Roll
Jizz so much in her mouth that she chokes and dies
>>674135399
WINRAR!
get mermaid's help to start a 3/4 person-fish colony
>>674135399
You show the mermaid the CP you dug up just minutes ago. Thankfully, it is all pthc, and she's into it. The mermaid develops a romantic interest in you.
Dubs decides.
>>674136058
Aww yea! Sex her and try for kids!
Eat a coconut
>>674136251
Rolling
Shave a piece of coconut skin off a coconut and craft it into a ring. Propose marriage to the mermaid.
>>674136251
Reroll
Open trapdoor and throw mermaid inside
Sacrifice mermaid to the gods
>>674136058
Remember the hand that you're holding the books with was shattered moments ago
>>674136258
roll
Kill mermaid
Sacrifice corpse to rain god
Try to take a shit
Drag her on to the shore beating her senseless to produce tears mermaid tears are magic I think? With easy do it with a coconut
>>674136480
roll
>>674136602
reroll
>>674136714
Rolling
>>674136251
Rereroll
>>674136258
rolling
>>674136480
Reroll
Kill the mermaid and sacrifice her to cthulhu
Fake a heart attack
Mermaid turns out to be merman
OPEN TRAPDOOR
>>674136880
Roll
>>674136480
Rereoll
Muh dick
Masturbate to CP in front of mermaid
Allah arkbar blow up island
Swim into the cave, take some CP
Dig up island
Place sand next to where it was
Step onto new island
Repeat
???
Profit
Bite merm's tail
Go inside the cave
Kill the mermaid and cut off her tail; become a mermaid and go into the underwater cave. [also bring the cp with you]
>>674137104
Reroll
>>674137151
Roll
CAVE
>>674137178
rollllll
Start shittalking about refugees
>>674137151
Lol this
>>674137277
Kek
>>674137222
"You stare at the cave. It is a fine cave indeed."
Angela Merkel finds you and the island becomes a part of the eu.... you receive 100 Syrian refugees, they all gang rape you.
>>674137609
this
Slap the mermaid until she does a violent death, then eat her liver
>>674134444
FUCKING
CHECKED
>>674137222
You enter the cave along with your merbitch who is still seduced by your hardcore child pornography collection. It is a short distance until you reach land again. There is a monstrous humanoid creature inside, but he appears to be either sleeping or dead.
Dubs decides.
>>674131861
Rolling for this
Suck the creatures dick
>>674137809
Stick dick in humanoid
Kill the merbitch and rape the creature inside
>>674137987
rolling
Jump into fire and seduce humanoid
>>674137987
Rolling for this
Fist mermaid's ass over the fire
shit on the humanoid
>>674138079
Rolling
Throw your own feces at it
Stick mermaids whole head up humanoids asshole by force and then fuck her anally
>>674138178
rolling for this shit
>>674138178
Role
>>674138224
rolling
Spitroast the merbitch with the monster.
masturbate vigorously into the fire pit and cum in it until lord chutulu spawns
Jizz on giants face
>>674138178
Rolling for it
>>674138178
This, and then add that you find a rare pepe behind a rock
Cut off the humanoid's finger
>>674138178
Lets roll
Attempt to settle the dispute with a rap battle
>>674138178
Rerolling
Walk past the giant quietly to explore further in
Go back up and eat a coconut while masturbating to CP.
>>674138356
Reroll
>>674138178
Rereoll
Where the fuck are all the dubs in this thread.
>>674138178
Check em
Frisk the giant for possessions and steal them if any
Mermaid turns out to be merman
>>674138572
Come on dubs pls
>>674138622
WINRAR
Convert humanoid to islam
>>674138622
Winrar
Ask mermaid about the giant th at she would obviously know about on the count of her being in here in the first place
>>674138178
Make it happen
Kill the mermaid and steal the mermaid's powers.... become a manfish topside fish bottomside man
>>674129938
Find treasure, buy boat.
Its a deserted island you fucktard, what good would a treasure do for you?
>>674138622
Op don't be a faggot
>>674138622
OP We got a winner
>>674138622
You force your merbitch out of the water. She writhes in agony as you force her up the monster's asshole. Once restricted by his powerful sphincter, you proceed to sodomize her. She quits squirming after a few moments, but the monster becomes enraged, and produces a terrifying boner.
Dubs decides.
>>674139100
WINRAR
KEK
>>674139331
KILL the monster with a spiderman thread
Bring mermaid to the island shore, bash her head in with a coconut, ram as many sticks up ass as possible, draw pentagram in sand with ass-sticks.
>>674139456
Also wake monster up
>>674139331
Become futa and take the entire dick to calm him
Ask monster to give a foot job jerk you with his feet
Give monster intense felattio and have him wake up after busting a giant load on your face
Climb inside mermaids ass and inhale enough air that you make the monster pop.
>>674139666
Satan wins
>>674139666
>>674139565
We anime now
>>674139666
CHECKED
Check the rest of the cave out
>>674139666
Winrar
>>674139666
Go away satan
>>674129938
I succ myself off
>>674139666
OP we in here
>>674139666
You throat that massive schlong, but the monster is lucid. You have only a few moments to escape before you begins to attack you.
Dubs decides.
>>674140098
I attack myself in an attempt to kill myself but monster saves me from suicide
>>674140098
Insert dick-shaped fire on ass.
>>674140098
Grab merbitch and run, dumping some cp for a distraction
>>674140098
Leave cave and go down secret hole
Leave bitch inside his asshole
>>674140368
Rolling
>>674140368
Re-rolling
>>674140098
grab exclamation sign and hit the monster with it.
>>674140334
reroll
>>674140098
Start duet karaoke "wake me up inside" with the monster
I sprint outside the cave, back to the top of the island
Go down trap door but leave bitch to suffocate to death inside his asshole
>>674140582
Rolling
>>674140513
Roll
>>674140098
WE KILL MONSTER NOW
>>674140582
Re-rolling
Take the mermaid with me and escape to the island
Run away and eat a coconut
Swimm out the cave
Leave cave, Drink your own pee.
>>674140724
Rolling for this
Kill monster with 10 year olds youtube channels
>>674140724
Rolling
>>674140098
Make peace with self.
Stay in the cave
>>674140582
Rolling for this shit
>>674140850
>>674140798
>>674140724
Samefagging hard
YOU ARE THE MONSTERS
>>674140946
Eat a coconut
Save the mermaid and leave
>>674140098
Give myself a snickers.
Lick monsters asshole, wait for reaction
>>674141021
Reroll
Let it ass rape you.
>>674141166
Winrar
Tell the monster to yiff in hell then cringe him to death
>>674139873
Kek
Jack off and cum in monsters eyes, the whole is is blinded set him on fire
>>674141166
Winrar.. Faggot
dig a tunnel and find atlantis
>>674141166
Winrar
>>674141166
Check em'
>>674141166
Lol
Eat all remaining coconuts and castrait yourself using two sticks
>>674141411
Double dubs, what a lovely day mad max
>>674139873
Heh, this guy has got the right idea
>>674141166
You present your anus to him as tribute, but he is not interested. You are clobbered, but barely alive.
Dubs decides.
>>674141495
I'm down for castration, re roll
>>674141605
Wait
>>674141605
Keep letting him beat the shit out of you.
>>674141605
Cringe it to death, then build a computer, start a loli thread on 4chan so you can stock up a spiderman folder
>>674141819
Reroll
>>674141605
Hope for death.
>>674141614
Rolling for this
Run back to the island and eat a coconut
You get depressed because of being rejected, decide to bury yourself alive.
>>674141747
Roll
Rip of your dick, put it in your mouth, and spit it with full fucc force into his skull
>>674141852
Rollin for dis nigha
>>674141922
Checked
Terrible scream hats so loud he actually explodes and the mermaid is covered in shit but still alive and in love.
Become a god, kill giant and fly off island.
>>674141922
Win
>>674141922
Kek
Winnar
>>674141605
Use my remaining energy to release an earsplitting REEEEE as I shit in my hand and smother the monster with it.
>>674141938
>Rollin for dis nigha
>nigha
Really nigha?
>>674141936
Lol roll
you tube.com/c/DuckAvenger/live get in here faggots
Pull out the mermaid and run to sex her up
Remove the monster' s penis with your teeth, then attach yourself in its place, in the style of Cymothoa Exigua.
>>674141922
Winrar
>>674142226
Yaaaa
>>674142322
Winrar
>>674142322
Double winnar
>>674142282
Reroll
>>674142441
Rarniw*
>>674142455
TRIPLE WINRAR
Use something sharp to cut out left testicle, cum all over it with intact testicle, eat jizzticle.
>>674142455
Triple winrar
>>674141922
You quickly dig a hole and cover yourself in dirt. You are bleeding out, and you think this could be the end. Unless fate acts in your favour, you have one more action left.
Dubs decides what happens.
>>674142455
TRIPLE WINRAR
>>674129938
kill yourself by breaking you arms and legs and slowly starving to deatg
>>674142562
>>674142607
Double fail
>>674142719
roll
Dig yourself out and
GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE
>>674142663
You cringe the monster to desth in your final moments and attempt to make its skin a bandage for yourself, then you build a computer so you can make a spiderman thread
>>674142861
Roll
>>674142663
Masturbate
Get mermaid to try to use magic powers to fuck the monster and healing you
>>674142861
Reroll
>>674142872
Rolling stone
>>674142861
Rereroll
Decide to pray for a second life
>>674143011
Winrar
Mermaid morphs into a siren clawing her way out of the Giants ass slaughtering him, and quickly retrieving you and dripping healing years all over your wounds
>>674143000
Tripsssssss
>>674142861
Reroll
>>674143000
Winrar
>>674143000
Thank you for making me a spiderman thread anon
>>674130866
Lmfao
>>674143011
You relieve yourself by rubbing one out, and then promptly drown in your own blood.
Thank you for playing. Dubs (with a relevant suggestion) decides theme for next adventure.
Think back on all the dick you'll miss out on
>>674143414
WHAT I GOT TRIPS BEFORE THOSE FUCKING DUBS YOU ASSFUVK
Surviving africa
>>674142663
search monster's anus for a gem
>>674143414
Prison
>>674136557
roll for thus
Man stuck in rape dungeon
>>674143414
You're a Mexican and want to come into America, but this is after trump becomes president
>>674143502
THIS
OP'S A FAGGOT
>>674143579
Reroll
>>674138178
rolllll