I'm bored. Might as well fuck up this conversation. Dubs decide what I say
>>674127645
bitch throat my scrote or I'll throw you in the mote
We've chatted for ages and I still haven't seen your tits. Whip em out
My girlfriend just killed herself and I miss her sweet tits. Your tits must be good, lemme see?
>>674127645
and soon you'll be dead bitch. cut you open and rape the corpse
>>674127852
reroll for the dubs OP owes me
>>674128215
I might do this just because of its the poetic style of no dubs soon
>>674127852
reroll nigga
Eat my ass.
"are you a tranny? do you have a dick bigger than mine? sorry im insecure :("
>>674128644
It's a waste but imma do it. Already said >>674127852 though.
>>674128644
Winrar
>>674128873
Whatever dude its just a dub
>>674127645
No joke I will fucking kill and rape your dead body if you dont let me have some of that ass
She's no fun. Gimme some good stuff guys
>>674129050
She's smarter than you bruh
>>674129050
What would happen if I nut inside you?
>>674129277
Winrar
Can you give me your love so i can slice it like i did with my previous gfs?
>>674129050
k, date and place
>>674129050
k, be right over
"Nudes or I'll fuck your parents in front of you"
>>674129657
this
I'm the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.
i like to play harvest moon and jack off to granny porn on my spare time, i mean all day
You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
I wouldn't even rape you
>>674129946
rolling
I'm probably going to someone different, I really need better reactions. Would definitely be better than hers
OP post update I know you aren't a faggot... Don't make me regret saying that
u got nice tits i luvvv furrys xDDDd
You're a 4 at best and still no nudes wtf is wrong with you
Say I love you. Then say no Joke. Throw her of guard because she thinks what you're saying is just jokes
you're a 10/10 let me see you cum for daddy
>>674130276
NO! this girl is funny. she has a personality like Mandy from that cartoon. *thinks* what was it's name again.
>>674130276
just say "your boring" and never talk to her again
>>674130316
I'll roll for that
You didn't say no, so i still get to nut in you
>>674130276
how long is your dick
>>674130555
Check em
>>674130555
WinTrips
Send dick pic
>>674127645
Can I cum in your ass instead then?
Well I've got a dick and a knife. One of them is going inside you tonight.
>>674130671
rolling
>>674130649
Roll
>>674130276
Yea, she seems too chill. Got any crazies?
>>674130798
Rolling
She seems nice OP
>>674130316
It's coming on new one. Haven't really takes to this one so it should go more entertainingly
>>674130864
Dick pic
>>674130939
Rolling for dick pic
dick pic
winrar?
>>674131100
i got it
more
>>674131100
good shit anon
Show me your tits
>>674131209
thanks mang
>>674130506
grimfag ripper ?
You heard me
Lemme see dat anus
>>674131388
Winrar
can trips choose who it get's sent to?
if so, sharpie in the pooper to dad
Kek
>>674131388
Yeah! that's it!
>>674131388
go for tits
>>674131388
WINRAR
Op is not a faggot!!! Say "Have you accepted our lord and savior MY DICK into your life yet?"
OP is trying to fit the door knob in his ass and cannot be contacted at this moment
>>674132099
WINRAR
>>674131601
rolling for this
>>674132099
This actually works for a great reply though. I'll do it
>>674132099
check em
OP fucking tell her to take a shit and do a picture of her asshole after , tell her that you will clean her right after
Show me your taint
Call me a huge fag but she's underage, I won't do a dick pic don't want to risk it
But here
>674132099
Do it !
sad....
>>674132789
newfag?
>>674133072
and /thread
>>674133072
I expected more of myself actually. I have failed as OP
just send dick fuck it
hey thats pretty good
Just go with the classic "Want to blow me"
>>674133150
noa oldfag.... i tought op could see it better...
>>674133478
turn out i'm the newfag in this situation then
FeelsBadMan
>>674132784
how much would I have to pay you to let me put my dick in your butt?
Do you want me to keep going or just let the thread die. I feel like it's not very interesting anymore
>>674133388
winrar
>>674133800
WINRAR
>>674133712
i will bring the soap
>>674133745
Never really was to start with actually
>>674133745
Tits or gtfo
>>674133745
Post updates
Also: "hon hon mon petite baguette up your vajayjay"
>>674133745
Just do every post now!
>>674127645
Chem Em' Max
>>674131206
Lol
>>674134290
Might as well
Cmon Seth, post updates
>>674132784
i want to love you but tbh you're a 11/10 fam ily ttyl in another life since ill never be with you here on earth.
good bye
(never text her or her friends again)
>>674135015
rool
>>674135051
reroll
>>674133388
>333888
>full house
>OP must send dick pic for all that is good
>>674132784
What am I ducking for
>>674133736
I'll start here I guess and work my way down on all the suggestions.
>>674135090
threeroll
>>674135323
Say that you stole her parents and there's a hit man that I hired to finish the nasty part of the job
>>674135323
so it's free?
>>674133736
Nigger I bet your cheap ass is not worth even this data bandwith im using
>>674135544
Winrar
>>674135323
let me tongue punch your fart box
>>674135015
Mind if I save for last? Might as well ride it out
>>674135544
>>674135633
Deliver both
>>674135633
dubs lol
can i watch you squat on a rusty wrench
Testing 1 2
>>674135903
rolling for this
Need more with nigger I guess
>>674135323
I am going to murder you. Not even kidding right now, I will literally stab you in the heart with a knife. I have been thinking about it for a while and I have decided I'm going to go ahead and do it. I will find you
how much would i have to pay you to watch you get fucked by your dad?
>>674136227
negra linda mostrame las tetas
You sure you don't want this meat
>>674136227
Im sure im right about yo pussy value since you didnt even bothered telling me the opposite. Damn dont trust them bitches nigga. So when are we fucking?
>>674136227
show me your tits
>>674136827
lobster claw
>>674136713
dat
>>674136939
No thanks, i don't like shellfish
>>674136899
ayyy dubs get
>>674136227
What about if you show me that Grande culo
>>674136713
rereroll?
>>674137303
what about me
>>674137303
its taco tuesday. show me your taco babe
>>674137303
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
>>674137303
Say something that seems like it could be serious like. Btw Want to go out?
>>674137498
roll
>>674137498
rollin
>>674137498
kek
i'm sick of this shit, put a sharpie, in your motherfucking pooper.
>>674137498
rolling
>>674137611
Winrar
>>674137498
just keep rolling baby
>>674137611
>>674137498
winRAWR ^///^ xDD ;3 <33
Why did the semen cross the road?????
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
>>674138144
OP is winrar
Will you be my wife?
>>674138144
:// Sorry that was my stupid brother :( Let's start over ! Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
send me nudes *_*
>>674136827
roll
>>674138144
what did she reply?
>>674138396
kek
>>674138396
Roll!!
>>674138396
Yasssssss
>>674138396
roll for this
>>674138524
Nothing yet.
>>674138396
Roly poly. Could get interesting
>>674138396
Holy shit, roll
>>674138396
This
You just fucking You little bitch, did you say? What hell for me? I you I would need to know graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in the attack of a large number of secret to Al · Quaeda, and I have more than 300 confirmed kill It has. When I have trained in gorilla warfare I, is the top sniper of the entire US military. You is not nothing to me, just not in the other target. I will mark the words of my fucking, you of accuracy, will wipe out the likes of sexual intercourse that was never seen before on this planet. Do you think you can escape it by telling me that shit over the Internet? Think again, stupid. I do have to contact my secret network of US domestic spy as we speak, you better storm, because the preparation of maggots, your IP has been traced now. Pathetic little things cleanup storm you call your life. You are dead, I am fucking children. I can be anywhere at any time, I can kill you in more than 700 of the way, it's just my bare hands. Not only shit you a little, I was trained in a wide range unarmed combat, I and have access to the whole of the weapon of the United States Marine Corps I, off the face of the continent you In order to wipe the miserable ass, and use it to its fullest. If only you can be your small "smart" comments knew retaliation evil that was the cell is down to you, probably you have held your fucking tongue. However, you, could not you did not, and now you are paying the price, you redneck white guy a fool. I was shit all the anger on top of you, you will drown in it. You are dead, it is fucking you.
>>674136827
roll
>>674138144
Hey you :D! *Blushes shyly and bites my lip*
I... I.. was wondering... If you'd go out... with me?
*Tries to smile at you but chickens out and looks at the ground*
>>674138144
Ooga booga you should go back to africa
>>674131206
If you show your asshole you might bump up to a 4.5 you filthy slut
>>674138396
rollin
>>674138748
This.
>>674138722
Winrar winrar chicken dinrar
>>674138722
top motherfucking kek
>>674138722
Win R
"Ooga booga, gimme da suck"
Whats the difference between a normal jew and a nigger jew? The nigger jew has to sit in the back of the oven
>>674138396
reröle
>>674138884
Roller Blade for this
>>674138884
This
>>674138914
Roll
>>674138396
rerolling
>>674138722
HOLY FUCK WINRAR WITH A CRUNGE
Op better fucking come through.
Absolute madman
>>674138396
rollĺ
>>674138396
>>674138722
>>674138748
I'm gonna go these three. I still haven't got a reply though
>>674138977
Double winz nig nogs
>>674138722
>>674138955
>>674138977
Our doubles give the post power! Make it so!
>>674127645
i used to fuck ur sister.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvNmDqkHir8
>>674138396
this
>>674139111
oh baby a triple
>>674139111
Checked
>>674139111
I was just in that thread...
>>674139111
>>674139087
No reply OP? Send all of these to different girls
>>674139292
Lurk moar
>>674138715
Haha all I heard was I have a small dick
>>674139495
Bamp that
>>674136827
ROLL
I'm slow cause I'm on mobile. Sorry guys
Snapchat me dat pussy, or your dads dick whatevers easier
>>674138396
>>674139629
Roll roll
>>674139681
You're my fucking favorite.
>>674138715
roll
>>674139825
Roll roll roll
>>674139799
Winrar
>>674138396
jesus christ
>>674136827
if dubs dont ever post this
>>674139681
Op. Start a patreon, I'll throw monet at you.
Because, 'MURICUH
>>674139681
Fucking glorious OP
hey girl send me a picture of your tits im checking for breast cancer
>>674139575
Can I put my aryan meat in your black pussy, nigger?
>>674139992
Fuck
>>674139111
Here goes nothing
>>674140106
rolling for this
It's because of niggers like you I hope trump wins.
>>674140056
OP is ALWAYS a faggot, lurk moar fucking newfag underage b& fucking nigger spic beanie cancer stick llama
rolley
>>674140163
Can I lick your aborted fetus?
>>674140106
reroll
>>674140319
This right here! This fag speaks the truth!
>>674140459
Roll
I'm tired of your shit kid. You've bullied me since middle school. I gave you money, helped your mom in the hospital, and put money towards your college fund. It's not my fault your father produced 6 filthy degenerates who amount to nothing higher than a nut. I saw him watching CP the other night. Your family is finished. There's a hit team inbound to your location in 45 minutes.
>>674140127
OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEE, I SPEND MY MONEY HOW I LIIIIIKE.
I WORK HARDFOR IT DAAMN ITTTTT.
>>674140522
winrar
*A wild gentleman appears!*
Hi K! (Or whatever her name is. Also maybe do new girl?)
Whats up
*Wipes sweat of face*
>>674140522
>WINRAR
>>674140274
Kek, rollin
>>674140319
i'm with stupid on this one
he does have a point
"If we lived in Saudi Arabia, I'd rape your fine ass first."
>>674140522
winrar
>>674140638
Add *tips fedora* also rolling for this.
>>674140904
Rolling
>>674140833
WinR!!
>>674140904
.
Rolling
>>674140729
roll
>>674140904
..
Rolling
>>674140904
....
Rolling
>>674141087
op, you the real mvp
>>674140904
........
Rolling
>>674141181
No fuck you if dubs milhouse is a meme.
>>674140904
.... .
Rolling
![55219198[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WA2EdU3.jpg "55219198[1].jpg")
>>674141253
>>674141087
this girl is cool as fuck, you should just go out with her
I am currently ROCK HARD and I need someone to caress the bottom of my balls. Would you care to assist?
>>674140904
.... ....
Rolling
>>674140638
I guess I'll have two going? Or do this when I'm done with current
>>674140904
..............
Rolling
>>674140904
... .. .. . .
Rolling
>>674140904
...... ....
Rolling
>>674139992
How much we talkin
>>674141700
WINRAR
>>674141508
I would like two going just to see the reaction! I have an essay to write so I'll probably won't be here in 10 minutes. Plus she doesn't seemed shocked anymore
>>674141087
>>674141431
I second this
>>674141700
WINRAR.
>>674141425
I counter your singles with dubs. Check em
>>674141700
WIN-RAR
Okay! Where should we go? I'm a psychopathic cannibal, so I can go anywhere, as long as there's people ;)
>>674141759
About a buck fitty
>>674141700
WINRAR
.
>>674141789
Will do then
>>674141789
Already have a girlfriend and I'm not one for race mixing amigo
.
>>674141700
winrar
>>674140904
Didn't know how else to. So I just did this.
Know what makes me sad, the good threads on be have such short lives now because of this damn bump limit...maybe it's just the traffic now but I remember being able to leave a thread alone on /b/ and come back to it an hour later...
>>674142527
Damn, you a fine ass piece of jungle meat, how about I get you on my boat and you pick me some cotton...it's a free boat ride, what do you say ?
>>674142536
thank you i have had a drought in anita shit can you please upload her femdom shit not photo shops but shit with captions
5/10 op did an ok job
Hey, it's the little brother again. So yea, just wondering, YOU WANNA FUCK NIGGER CUNT MONKEY BITCH 2EDGEY5ME Xddddd
>>674142527
Wanna suck this dick?
New girl?
>>674143211
Send micro penis with it.
>>674143211
winrar
>>674143250
Trying. don't have too many to choose from. feel free to leave one that you'd want me to
>>674143310
Roll for this
>>674143475
rollin
>>674143478
You mean like a girl... Ummm Let me think
>>674143475
roll
>>674143475
rollie pollie ollie
>>674143761
Roll
>>674127645
tell her that the right side of her face is pretty.. what the fuck else would you say to her
>>674140904
roll
>>674137498
Fuckin roll
>>674132784
maybe if you just let someone remotely control your phone and they can send the dic pics that way everybody winrars
>>674143872
I'll give you a shmekel if you chew on my dick
>>674144236
Roll
I have a confession to make, here goes.
I don't masturbate in the traditional way; most men masturbate by gripping their penises and moving their hands up and down the shaft, often with increasing speed. Now I won't lie, I have tried this method and it does have its merits, however I have found a technique that is more suitable for me. My unique method involves very little effort, all I have to do is lightly tap my flaccid penis with the back of my hand once every two seconds, I continue doing this for about two minutes at the end of which my penis will be fully erect. When erection has been achieved I move on to phase 2 of masturbation.
Phase 2 is a little more complex but once you've done it once you'll never forget it. For phase 2, I take my right hand and - using my index and middle fingers - I tap on the glans once every second. Now this alone is enough to lead to orgasm, but I have recently made an addition to phase two which doubles the pleasure. Now, while you're working your throbbing glans with your right hand, bring your left hand to your crotch and place your middle, ring, and pinkie fingers at the base of your penis then proceed to rub in a circular motion. This will not only lead to a more intense sense of well being, but will also leave you in a state of unparalleled euphoria upon ejaculation.
That is my confession, thank you.
Op is dead boys. Press f.
>>674144236
>>674143211
OP isn't kill
>>674144373
ROLL
>>674144576
Love you op
>>674143475
roll
>>674144373
I hope you spill gasoline on your dick and shortly thereafter find yourself engulfed in cock burning flames of pain and death
>>674144373
roll
>>674143475
rollin 4 this
>>674144877
Winrar!!!!
>>674144877
winrar
>>674144770
sounds like a good way to heat things up
reroll>>674144373
>>674140833
Rolling for this again
>>674144877
OH SHIT NIGGER
>>674144373
Did for creativity no answer yet
>>674144373
rolllll!!!!!!
>>674144877
WINRAR!!!
>>674145022
Thanks man, I'm tired as fuck right now and that's the best I could come up with off the top of my head
>>674144877
MUTHAFUCKIN WINRAR
>>674143475
>>674144877
Can't send the gif through kik
>>674145154
OP you can rest. You made a good thread
>>674145344
Shut the fuck up. OP AINT RESTING
>>674145327
how disapointing
>>674145344
I need no rest you heathen
>>674143761
rollin
