Waifu claiming thread. Version 8.12
>you cant run from me edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>lets not start civil war
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
No more civil wars ok? This aint captan america thread.
Mugi claimed
>>674127033
>Self sufficient
>Business minded
>Bro tier
>No disabilities in a game about disabilities
Akira is best girl.
I used to be big into NFS. owned every single one from hot pursuit up until Carbon(?). Kind of killed the fantasy for me when they shifted toward track racing.
Ayy
Is the drama over?
>claimed
>>674126997
>you cant run from me edition
I can run faster horny than you can scared
>>674126997
>Syndra is 3D
>>674127394
Yeah carbon was my last favourite. Underground 2 being my all time favourite. That's why I'm excited for this new one though, gameplay videos make it out to be almost like an Underground 3.
>>674127413
Hopefully.
>there is still a chanse tho
Obligatory claim.
>>674127591
I couldn't hold it. Bought it for ps4. Buying it again on PC. On the console, it looked fucking REAL. on a fucking CONSOLE. So hype to see what it's like with 2 980ti's.
Top Tier Ice Waifu is all mine.
Actually gonna head off now. Peace, fellow faggots.
>>674127554
kek
>>674127614
I hope it's over and we can have a decent thread
>>674127789
night
>>674127591
Hope it lives up to your expectations
>>674127777
Checked
>>674127789
Goddnight
>Best idol claimed
>>674127777
>quads defeat my trips
Well played sir
>>674127995
Your move, sir!
>>674127789
Goodnight
>this is all i say
>>674128122
>savage
I don't know why I haven't killed myself tbh my life is such a shit stain... goodnight :)
>>674128122
>nice digits
now watch this
>>674128547
>checked
>>674128472
>I don't know why I haven't killed myself tbh my life is such a shit stain... goodnight :)
Welcome to your new home, newfriend
>>674128624
>>674128624
I got banned from your chat m8
>>674128739
I'd rather live with this thread than my mother.
hey ho lets go
>>674128751
Same. Stocking went on a powertrip.
>>674128751
I don't really see a reason to be in there at the moment considering I have access to my computer. I will only ever check in there if I only have access to my phone. I'll turn off auto mod I guess, but that's about it.
>>674128980
define power trip
>>674128472
It's ok vlad
>>674128547
well
>>674128900
hey mugi
>>674128900
Two can play at that game
Hand-Kun, report in, please?
>>674128897
Kek
>>674128980
Story?
>>674129025
Banned anons at random.
>>674129122
hey
i hope stocking comes back tomorrow
>>674129226
I'm here.
claimed
>>674129341
You're a fucking liar. No one's been banned at random
>>674129346
same. stocking is fun
>>674129377
hey handman
>>674129534
hello
>>674129341
Auto mod removed.
>>674129576
Theres about 15 anons on the ban list (now unbanned). Checked history. Nothing wrong done. that's the last im going to mention that chat.
>>674129226
There isn't much of a story. Anons started talking among themselves so he banned them all.
>then he whined about feeling not wanted
>>674129576
Your story?
>>674129122
those 2 words you said to me were nicer than anything my mother has ever said to me. :P
>>674129534
Hello, my hope in humanity is low.
>>674129377
I'm leaving for my trip tomorrow. I might not be able to drop in. Chances are I will, but just in case I don't could you tell anyone who wonders where I went that I'm on vacation?
>hey, Mikan, you're free from my presence for a week
>awesome, right?
>>674129766
Hi! Whats up
>>674129576
Stocking plz
>>674129905
Have fun mate! Where you going?
>>674129923
good evening
>>674129901
Oh, no,mine too,but whats causing yours
>>674130051
howdy ho, how goes it
>>674129790
thanks vlad. you can do it.
>>674129923
not much, you?
>>674129905
don't leave atago
>>674129766
Heyo, buddy.
>>674129905
Alright man, I'll make sure to tell people what happened to ya if they ask. No worries, hope you fun on your trip, buddy.
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update your Java, or remove it
update your Flash player, or remove it
update your Silverlight, or remove it
also always have your adblocker active.
>>674129534
Hey Akane
>>674130051
Secluded resort in Cuba, off to the side. It's a relatively new place
>>674130166
I'll be back before you know it!
>>674130184
Thanks
>I promise I won't get 300% shitfaced
>>674130166
just got home from a little adventure and some Chinese food
>>674130341
hey hey, whats up
really wanna get drunk tonight
>>674130319
>adblocker
The only word that was nessecary
Midna is my waifu
>>674130319
>mhw Adblock is always on
>there are people who don't use adblock?
I'm not worried in the slightest, interesting stuff though.
>>674130460
Hey man, just have a good time. Hope you will be back soon, bud.
Sylvie here with for the pats
>>674130373
hey, that's pretty lewd
>>674130460
how long will you be gone?
>>674130184
How's your night going
>>674130662
sounds good, chinese is always great
>>674130882
it's pat time
>>674130882
>with for
Its 9 pm how am I this tired
>>674130882
She just has maximum stats in everything
>Is there even a 2nd encounter with Mystery guy?
>>674130998
It was kinda cute, though.
no homo
>>674130882
>pat pat
>>674130972
I'm sick but talking to y'all makes it better, so I'm doing alright. Thanks for asking, man. You?
>>674130824
Most people who don't use the internet as much as us probably don't know about adblock or use internet explorer
>>674131267
What ails you? Flu?
>>674130824
My birthday is the 23rd (my last day there) and that got me thinking, what's your birthday? (that was directed at everyone, not just Hand-Kun)
>>674130972
One week
>Tenten might kill me
>>674131489
>Most people who don't use the internet as much as us probably don't know about adblock or use internet explorer
KEK
>>674131489
The prospect is terrifying.
>>674130972
it is isn't it
>>674131267
hey hand, hows it going
>>674131567
The 13th of the 6th month of the year.
>>674131567
June 3 will be my 29th year on this gay earth.
>insult others waifus
>no war
>>674131791
I was expecting the first response to be
April 20th, 1889
>google it
>>674131489
Yeah, true. Also, kek.
>>674131556
Probably pneumonia, I don't know.
>>674131567
July 31st. Considering you're not going to be here when it happens, happy early birthday. Gotta love being a Leo.
>>674131720
It's going fine, you?
>>674130662
Just sitting back and enjoying the night.
>>674131567
June 15th right in the middle of the year.
>>674131216
I'm so tired it took me too long to figure out what you were walking about
>I'm not sure if you encounter that guy again, but the game is still being made, so who knows
>>674131267
I was feeling kind of down earlier, but I feel better now. Nice to know that you're OK
>>674131567
That's too long. I'll miss you..
>>674131720
I've never had bad chinese food honestly
>>674131966
Oh lovely, I went adventuring, that makes for a good day
>>674132037
sammmme, I'm not really sure what to do now though, probably smoke a bowl
>>674131931
I have no shit with any of the waifus currently here.
>If that cock sniffer inori nigger shows up there gunna be a fite tho
>>674131966
fuck man. That's way beyond my buillshit advice. I don't know. Curl up in bed and pray for death? Probably how I'd handle pneumonia.
>>674131966
>Considering you're not going to be here when it happens
?
>>674131963 (i am vlad also i am too lazy to get a new picture)
GOOD ONE
>>674131567
July 5th
>>674131963
>already knew it
kek
>>674132398
yes
>>674131567
April 11 here
>>674132209
Why were you feeling down, man? Glad you're feeling better now.
I'm built like a stonewall, no worries.
>>674132302
Good to here, glad it went well.
>>674132306
Kek, was still advice. No worries, friendo. No point in curling up in my bed, just been tanking it this past week.
>>674132352
Because you're still going to be in Cuba, right?
>Just remembered that you're going to have wifi
>just smother me to death, I have it coming
>>674126997
Syndra is a nice choice. I'm claiming Kurisu though <3
>>674131567
The fourth day of the eighth month
back in business
Getting kind of bored of these threads. I'm going to take a break frlm them. Cya then
>>674132865
I wholeheartedly support this choice.
>>674131567
One week?
Damn.
I'm guessing you'll have little to no contact, right?
>October 4th
>>674132100
Get some sleep, pat bro.
Fucking sick today, yay.
>>674132352
Promise me 1 thing on your trip... whatever you do don't get Hepatitis N, Hepatitis A, Hepatitis Z or Hepatitis I please ;-;
>>674132654
it did indeed, we found some old bullet casings
>>674132945
oh, ok later fried
>mfw Hillary won ohio
>>674133305
Im not familiar with US politics does that mean Hillary beat Trump in that state or was that Democratic part only?
>>674132654
>Because you're still going to be in Cuba, right?
I'm sorry, I'm retarded.
I thought you were saying that I wouldn't be around for your birthday.
You were talking about the thread.
My bad.
>Just remembered that you're going to have wifi
Yeah, I am, but it'll be limited to one hour of the day (I think its a specified time of the day, to)
>just smother me to death, I have it coming
I'd rather not, I much prefer you stay alive, you're awesome
>>674132302
Sounds like a good way to relax
>>674132945
See ya anon
>>674133170
>>674132654
>Sick
Hope you two recovery soon.
>>674133305
>mfw Trump won Florida
>mfw Rubio is fucked
>hands
>>674133255
I kekked hard
>>674133698
Nurse Kurisu will take care of you! ^_^
>>674133798
Can't Stump?
>>674132654
I just kind of looked down and all of a sudden I just felt really bad, so I took a long shower and lay down for a bit and it sort of helped.
>>674132945
Bye friend
>>674132923
I love you vlad
>>674133305
shillary is major cuck
>>674134077
Love you too even though I have no idea who your waifu is :P
>>674133561
democratic party only, he beat Bernie Sanders
>>674133698
the best way to relax
>>674133798
Rubio dropped out
didn't he
>>674134077
right.... went I went to the polls and looked at the people I was like.... fuck, Hillary's gonna win
>>674133925
kek I'm not the one who's sick, but I appreciate the care
>>674134311
>>674134077
Can't say I recognize her either.
>>674134332
TRUMP 2016.
WEGUNNABUILDAWALL
>>674134518
I replied to the wrong post :(
>>674134692
but why
Awfully bored so I thought I would visit this place once more.
Hi
>>674126997
i used to have a waifu.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvNmDqkHir8
>>674135237
I hope she's not interested in your yaoi hole mate
>>674135175
Because Hilary is a joke, and bernie enrages me every time he opens his mouth.
>>674135237
Evening anon!
>>674134037
Can't stump.
>>674134332
Yup, basically giving the drop out speech right now.
Maybe god really is real.
Im gonna do the same thing my cat is currently doing bye everyone Vlad-Out
>>674135422
>>674134037
I HAVE AWOKEN
>>674135422
>Maybe god really is real
>Gets dubs
Are you god?
>>674135542
Goodbye.
>>674134311
>>674134692
Her name is Galko
from Oshiete! Galko-chan
>It's a newer show
>>674134332
yeah Hillary fucking sucks
>I didn't even vote
>>674135542
Bye vlad
>>674135237
Hello
>>674135356
That wouldn't work out very well.
>>674129346
>>674134845
I appreciate it anyway anon
>>674135237
Hey anon what's up?
>>674135542
Goodnight comrade
>>674135597
You picked the wrong time; I haven't left yet
>>674135987
Nothing much, Music and stuff. the usual stuff you do while on here. How about yourself?
>>674136116
Hm? How so? What do you mean?
>>674135809
Hows things going?
>>674135814
So you're in for her girlish charms and her tomboyish appearance? I'd guess Karen be a close second in your favourability list.
>>674135597
Make /waifu/ great again.
>>674135628
Who knows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88
>my wrists
>>674136277
You despise me, don't you?
>hide post
>>674136228
Playing some vidya, just kicking it back.
>>674136981
>/waifu/
Still haven't fixed the photo.
>>674137069
>You despise me
When did I say this?
>>674136701
Mads?
>>674136303
Alright, better than before.
>>674136889
But of course, and maybe. Hanekawa probably.
>>674137433
Good to hear, glad you are better anon.
Who's your favorite comic hero?
Any nightwing bros here?
>>674137154
>When did I say this?
You never did
You heavily imply it
>>674136981
>relentless brutality
>>674137154
I also do blow stuff like that off, feel your pain. I'm sure you'll get to it sooner or later.
>>674137755
>Jeb is a mess
>>674137468
Never got around those glasses and cat is just a crazy loon in heat. Question of the day would be your opinion on Ougi. I do like her (no homo).
>>674137557
thanks friend
>>674137613
I'm a total normie when it comes to comics so probably deadpool
Miho claimed
MGS V is getting boring......
>>674138188
Anything interesting going on.
>>674135391
what enrages you?
>>674135422
hahaha, maybe so
>>674135809
really?
why not
>>674138202
Try Far Cry 2 if you enjoy killing niggers in their homeland
>warning: shitty controls
>>674137755
>You heavily imply it
What made you think that?
Any examples off the top of your head?
>>674138599
Hello
>>674138188
Eh it's impossible to hate deadpool
>>674138733
Never played a far cry game. Am I missing out?
>>674138416
Not particularly
>>674138599
Because nobody is a good candidate
>in my opinion
>>674139108
I played 4, it was decent
>>674138733
>shitty controls
I would play MGS V GZ if i wanted that.
>>674139395
Nice pussy.
>>674138796
Earlier this very night you stated that it was funny that I referred to Stocking, Ruby/Rose, etc as being new, your reasoning being that you consider me to be new as well
>>674139108
>Am I missing out?
FC1 is super hard because it's old, FC2 is good (IMO) but it has some very noticable flaws, FC3/4 are kinda fun, but not a challenge at all. (anyone here could do a run on the hardest difficulty with ease)
>>674139409
Trust me, these are even worse
>>674138599
The fact that he promises a whole shit load of free shit that he will NOT be able to deliver on. It's like fucking oprah: Presidential edition.
>you get free healthcare!
>And you get free education!
>And you get no taxes!
And worse yet is all the fucking teens with a shit tier work ethic who can't even hold down a job at walmart for more than a week are going apeshit over him because they think it's the ticket to the easy life. Ironically, it's those same people who blab on about "I'm gunna be rich one day" NOT WITH FUCKING BERNIE ELECTED YOU'RE NOT. You're going to get an easier lower and middle class, and the rich will get fucked up the asshole. I don't know about yall, but I plan on becoming successful. already half way there. And when I do get there, after spending the good majority of my life to get there, I dont want to be reamed by bernie and his fucking bias towards those who HAVENT worked for their money. The rich WORKED for their money. HARD. For a LONG FUCKING TIME. They deserve THEIR money. It should NOT be distributed to those who are too fucking lazy to earn it themselves.
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>>674139395
>>674139851
Nah that cat probably sucks
>Not that I'm jealous or anything
>>674140048
>Earlier this very night you stated that it was funny that I referred to Stocking, Ruby/Rose, etc as being new, your reasoning being that you consider me to be new as well
No, I'm almost entirely certain that you have the wrong anon; I don't remember saying it and I don't use the amount of time someone has spent here as a measure of worth.
>>674139851
you are very lewd all the time, aren't you?
>>674140178
I wasn't talking about the cat.
>>674140089
Bernie is a commie, right?
>right?
You know what we do to commies
She's mine and mine only.
Know that.
>>674138844
Hi :)
>>674139384
well.... meh, this country is fucked
>>674140089
I understand your thinking but I promise you that most Bernie supporters are not little shits who don't want to have to work, thats just what you see online, the majority of his supporters are working class people who like that he's not some corporate pawn sponsored by big buisness
he is actually the voice of us, not them
>>674140438
yes he is
gotta love him
>>674131567
May 16th. I'm gonna get you something for your birthday or whenever you come back.
>>674140461
N-Neither was I
>>674140089
God damn I worked myself into a rage. Fuck bernie.
>>674140485
>Bernie is a commie, right?
Yes.
>>674140438
I'm more "suggestive"
>>674140585
Hi
>>674140388
Alright then.
I'll admit I still don't have you figured out yet
>>674140585
perhaps you do
>>674140903
I don't see the valour in oversexualizing everything I see or hear
>>674141012
............
>>674140693
I love surprises
>>674141184
You will not start this again you fiend!
I am here to claim Yukari.
>>674140485
what do you do
>>674140903
he's socialist, so am I
>>674141330
I wasn't doing it that time.
>>674141454
The Fluff is real
Can't Stump Trump.
>>674126997
my waifu! will get cancer and some strange virus STD after sex and die but... worth it
IM FUCKING BACK
>mugi
>>674135597
>Tries to fix the text on the hat
>Finishes it
>Saves it
>Text doesn't show up on hat, it's just blank.
Just going to kill myself now.
