Hello /b/ I don't wanna be slow, I'll going direct
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Hello /b/
I don't wanna be slow, I'll going direct to the point
I have to kill a man, not 100% sure yet ma the chances are high, because he's literally driving me and my family to high damage, even death in some circunstances.
I need a simple and working method, that an average guy can do
If possibile, I'd like to make it seems an incident
I can re-confirm that this request is absolutely for DEFENSE purpouse, and it's the last resort that I own, having failed with all other non-letal ways. I can't do nothing else.
I'm not in the USA, and buying a gun is anything near like a common thing.
Give me some idea, please
pic almost unrelated, I don't think find a working ricin is a simple thing.
tell us the story and then you'll get some help
ricin in his cigarettes
>>674093708
or you could go the long route, get him addicted to cigarettes
>>674093452
Story you fag
>>674093452
A brick, a hammer, a rock, a knife, a wall, a lighter, bleach, acid, antrax, sensory deprevation starvation dehydration infection... It really isnt that to come up with stuff mate
>>674093911
If this guy lives on a steep hill destroy his brake calipers
>>674093911
>santa cuck porn
hopefully youre using a VPN otherwise youre fucked
>>674093835
he is already addicted, by at least 30-40 years.
He also drinks a lot, that much that I'm pretty impressed he still didn't die by it
>>674093452
Damn.. k, bro. Well it was nice knowing you world.
well, if you're just looking for methods, a hammer will do it, but... for an accident... bake him something and lace it with a lethal dose of nutmeg, say that you mistook cups with teaspoons or something.
>>674094671
just walk up to him and slit his throat and leave. leave no evidence wear gloves
If you want to dispose of the body soak him in a barrel with sodium hydroxide or hydrochloric acid and put some weights on it and send it to the bottom of a remote lake or ocean
>>674095103
"here, choke down this nutmeg bar"
>>674095103
you'd need like 20 grams of nutmeg for that, I think he'd notice.
>>674093452
put a whole bottle of iodine in his juice or something
>>674095103
Nutmeg? Do you know how difficult to get that shit down?
Knock him out then pump air into his organs.
>>674095103
Unless he's a baby you wont be poisoning him with nutmeg.
>>674095533
Are you in Africa or something fuck. Its nutmeg....
If you're not scared to make him disappear, dig a 6 foot hole, put him in there, bury him under 2-3 feet of dirt then bury a dog or something, then fill it up. Sniffer dogs will never find him.
>>674093452
Story?
>>674095879
Yeah... if the dog ate the same diet as the person, and isn't exceptionally trained. Nice try.
>>674093452
Bleach and ammonia. Simple.
>>674095878
Idiot, you only ever put a sprinkle in food. Try eating a tablespoon. Even better, try tricking someone into eating a lethal dose. You, sir, are retarded.
>Scratch up the teflon layer on a new non-stick pan as much as you can
>offer to cook him something.
>heat the pan up as much as you can.
>make food
>make sure to scoop everything out
If hes an absolute beast, this might not kill him. But will surely get him sick as fuck.
>>674093686
>>674093939
>>674095971
The story is: or he dies and leaving us alone, or we all be fucked up pretty good
>>674096895
OP is a pussy and wont be hurting anyone.
>acquire 2,4 dinitrophenol - you wont need much
>put it in food or drink
>give him said food or drink
he'll basically get a fever and burn to death from it, and i dont think that anyone will find any traces of the drug, because you only need really small amounts of it
>>674096895
I don't know you could do it at night in some public place I guess. Fill a sock with pebbles or pennies and wack his head in with that. Just keep wacking until you feel like stopping.
>>674097304
Hobo's do this shit all the time.
>>674097248
That's pretty brutal.
>>674093911
He's not in the US, you nerd. FBI has no jurisdiction.
>>674097304
>>674097382
Or if you just want to fuck him up, rinse red pepper with water, leave it for 2 days, put in spray bottle. Spray substence in his eyes / face. The pain is horrible and you can kick him in the kidney when he's down. It'll send a message for sure.
>>674097518
It's a joke.
>>674097585
One thing I did with a male stalker and former friend of mine was spray deodorant in his face, mainly eyes. You always have a reason to carry deodorant. Same applies for hair spray. You can kick him when he's down. I did the same. But it's important not to overdo it.
>>674097805
Pussy
>>674093911
How to unrape sister????????
>>674097805
Another thing would be to just use a rock or some shit. Or poke him in the eyes. Or the old fashioned way, a decent headbutt to the top of the nose, right between the eyes. A little underneath the eyebrows. It won't hurt you, but it'll knock him out, with 100% guarantee. Of course if you feel like acting a victim, use your elbows on his face and/or stomach/chest area. Just say that he was the one that picked a fight while you were trying to walk away, and that the elbow thing was an impulse decision made out of shock. and /or fear.
>>674097248
where can i find something like this?
>>674097972
What else do you want? Give the fag a chance at hitting back? Are you retarded? Are you gay?
>mix ethanol with bleach
>have chloroform
>soak towel with chloroform
>find him somewhere were you can sneak up on him
>hit him/use towel to knock him out
>leave towel soaked with chloroform in his mouth
>walk away
his respiratory system will shut down and he basically suffocates while unconscious
>>674098251
That's like taking your time to kill some one. You need to do these things in less than 2 seconds and get away in 5. Don't wait literally 10 seconds for him to pass out. Don't be a fag. Don't be a retard.
>>674098213
ive heard some bodybuilders use it to burn off fat real fast, but its dangerous cause you can fuck u easily so idk how easy it would be to find
try looking online i guess
>>674098162
Or a small knife to his back, in the belt could work. He would only notice and/or bleed out when he takes off his belt, which would be at home and or at a friend.
>>674098491
Or use ordinary drugs like heroin or opium. These things will fuck you up too. It'll look like another overdose for this drugged up fucknugget.
>>674098213
You can always try to nitrate phenol yourself chemicals needed are really easy to get to
>>674098380
you dont need to breath through that thing for long to die m8, the chloroform has a long half life, so after hes been breathing on it for a couple of minutes, hes very likely to die unless someone finds him and can resuscitate him
>>674093452
if you ever have him over or are over at his house, use anti freeze or bleach is his food or drinks. any other poison that is toxic works. but murder is difficult to get away with.
Darknet. This isn't the place for this.
>Get some illegal drugs
>Put the drugs in a plastic bag and be sure not to get your finger prints on it
>Find the guy on the street
>Stab his liver, twist the blade, pull out, he'll bleed to death in a minute flat
>Put the drugs in his pocket
>Burn your clothes and throw the knife in a garbage can
>Cops will see it as a drug deal gone bad
>They will suspect if your animosity was publicly known, but because drugs was involved, they have heaps of other criminals to ask and interrogate and yadda yadda they might just drop the whole thing
>>674098754
Don't do this OP. The chances of getting yourself killed are way to risky. These are things you want to be done with within 2 days at max.
>ITT: idiocy
>>674098795
Your brain can do 10 seconds without oxygen. Not more than that. So it takes 10 seconds for some one to pass out too. Don't pay attention to those action movies in which it takes less than 2.
>>674093452
RAT POISON DUUUHHHHH
>>674098491
fat burning diet capsules are easy to get.
make sure it has the stuff in it.
grind it to dust
make sure to fucking OD him with it.
>>674098888
>ITT: MODS
>>674093452
Just put on a mask and stab him to shit when he gets home late from work or something?
How is this hard?
Get an alabi, and find where you are going to ditch the knife and his car (lake is a good bet)
Enjoy. Never speak of it again to anyone, and don't tell your family what you are going to do.
>>674099041
This seems like way too much of a hassle, making you look like a murderer as soon as they look at the body.
Shoot a lizard cannon at him, if it doesn't kill him, the lizard blood will contaminate his, turning him into a lizard which you can then shoot out of said cannon
Pic related
Make cyanide really easy to make.
>>674099096
Never ditch a knife in a lake. Bury the weapon/tool in a forest or swamp area. Knifes and guns are VERY easy to dive up due to strong reflections coming from the bottom.
>>674095103
Autism
>>674099212
Kek
>>674098997
your brain can last between 4 to 8 minutes without oxygen, but then clots form and youre fucked
the chloroform will still have him knocked out for that long, so unless someone finds him, he'll die
>>674093911
How do you know how to take screenshot?
>>674099270
Yup cyanide is really easy
>>674099291
Who the fuck would not bag and wiegh the knife nowadays?
Beyond that, I think a car is easy to dive up too, the whole premise here is to make it look like a jack gone wrong so they hunt for a stolen car, while really it is in the bottom of the body of water just round the corner.
>Place 2 oz of hot water in a glass jar and add one teaspoon of lye, mix thoroughly. Wait for the lye mixture to cool. Place 2 oz of castor beans into the liquid and let them soak for an hour. Pour the liquid out taking care not to get any on your skin. Rinse the beans off with cool water and remove outside layer of bean with tweezers. Place the bean in a blender with 4 oz of acetone for every 1 oz of beans. Blend until completely mixed or a milky substance. Place in air tight jar for approximately 3 days. After three days shake jar to mix thoroughly and drain through a coffee filter. Throw away the liquid portion. Make sure to squeeze the bean portion so that all the acetone is out of the mixture. Spread on pan covered with newspaper and let it dry. The final Ricin should be free of acetone and contaminants. The product should look like a powder when complete. Very dangerous substance. Caution should be taken.
>>674095357
>dissolving a corpse with naoh or hcl
obviously retarded... you need sth oxidizing you fgt, like hno3 or oleum... or the good ol yogurt method...
>>674098251
chloroform does not work this fast
btw OP, my best bet would be pure nicotine, google it, quite lethal, easily injected and simple to extract from tobacco
Get him shitfaced, garage , running car, suicide ?
1. make nitroglycerine
2. put in food
3. His heart will fail inexplicably.
If you follow any recipe on the internet that doesn't mention "adequate cooling", then you'll be fucked though.
>>674093452
air embolism
>>674099399
LOL do you really believe that shit?
>>674098997
um i can hold my breathe longer than 10 seconds
>>674099599
the problem with all sorts of drugs is acquiring them. at least ricin and cyanide are straightforward in extraction, how would you gain access to pure nicotine?
also, OP, just grab a needle and inject air into the dude
>>674099212
Fucking top kek, when did this happen?
>>674099585
A sunken car still creates a potential lead. Think logically here. I've heard of people burying items beneath an open grave, one day before it had to be filled with the coffin.
>>674099832
>>674093452
>tell him to check out ylyl thread
>post bananas
>he gets cancer
>he dies
>>674096711
so, killing him with cancer? Like the way you thnik boy
>itt: Everyone becomes a crime expert
>>674098604
Love the Sherlock reference, but no.
>>674099832
Christ mate. It's because you still have air in your lungs etc etc etc biology bla bla bla.
When you block off the blood and air sirculation to the brain, it fails. It takes 10 seconds for you to go out. Of course, you'll still live afterwards, but it's about knocking you out.
>>674099399
> your brain can last between 4 to 8 minutes without oxygen
It's 4 max until damage occurs.
Give him AIDS faggot
>>674100243
that's exactly what the thread is about you fucking idiot
>>674098604
only works if he tightens his belt to the point of blocking blood flow
>>674100246
Yeah I loved that episode. But really, it does work.
>>674100375
You never know... Another thing OP could do, is go full hobo for about a month. Then kill him.
>>674099962
Nigro, the whole point is that the cop takes one look, decides it is definitely a mugging gone bad, reports the car as stolen, and fucks off.
What world do you live in that crimes are this well thought out in order to succeed. Simple is better due to most criminals being simple, and most cops being too overworked and underpayed to catch them.
>>674099803
do your homework m8, google is your friend
>>674100317
thats my point
>>674093452
This is what yo do OP, pay attention, it worked before but I rather not give too many details
Day 1: Complain with anyone about seeing a disgusting rat or rats in the kitchen, or just walk away scared from to get someone to ask what happened.
Day 2: go buy some powder rat poison (Any small store or mini-market has them) and place it in high places of the kitchen and the floor
Day X: Place a little of it on this man's food. Tip: Don't exceed or it will become very suspicious when the authopsy comes, a small amount can kill a man, even more if this one drinks and smokes.
When the authopsy comes they will see what was the cause of death, if the poison was on a high place and/or the floor the closest conclusion was that he dropped a piece of his food on the powder and picked it up without knowing or that the ventilation/wind blew a little of the poison in his food
>>674100478
> A cop
That won't be a cop. If there was a car found under suspicious sircumstances, a team would be initiated to find out what happened. People can find the smallest thing which you may have overlooked. Even after 100 years below the water surface.
>>674100066
underated post as fuck
checked as fuck
>>674100317
you are literally retarded
>>674100197
It might be cancer inducing. Im not sure.
Its called polymer fever or something like that.
It comes with high fever, cataracts and dehydratation.
>>674100551
One minute. That's when cells begin to die off.
It's funny really, I knew a girl, who was really drunk at this party and became very agressive towards me. I had to choke her out too, which took about 10 seconds. (had investigation and all, it's ok)
>>674100375
Or it doesnt work either way.
>>674093911
>How to unrape sister
My fucking sides
Stab him. Cut him in pieces and put in bags with rocks. Be careful with the stomach cause it floats in water about 1 week after the death.
>>674100665
>>674100478
>>674099962
>>674099585
>America's homicide clearance rate—the percentage of solved crimes that lead to arrest—has fallen considerably in the past 50 years, from around 90% in 1965 to around 64% in 2012, according to federal statistics. This means more than 211,000 homicides committed since 1980 remain unsolved.Jul 4, 2015
http://www.economist.com/news/united-states/21656725-police-fail-make-arrest-more-third-nations-killings-getting-away
No investigation department gives enough of a shit nowadays
>>674100744
That's worse than being figuratively retarded, right?
>>674100644
This
>>674100933
Damn. Nice source though. I don't live in the United States Of America, though.
>>674093911
>how to unrape sister
gets me everytime
>>674100866
actually, if it was that tightened, it would work. blocking blood flow would also stop you from feeling pain from the stab, making it pass by undetected from anything really
>>674094671
Then some drunkfag accident shit. You know, stairs, etc
>>674099880
are you retarded? buy tobacco, soak in h2o dest for a few days, filter off, evaporate, theres your nicotine (and impurities)
its not pure, its not pretty, i wouldnt recognize it on a NMR, but its gddamn effective you nigger
2 secs on google:
go ogle.de/patents/US2162738
>>674100644
Looks legit, also checked
>>674101202
> Get said man drunk as a peace offering
> Tell him he is suited to drive
> He drives
> He crashes
> He dies
why not inject some pharmacy-bought ethanol straight into his veins?
>>674100954
No I think being insulted as a retard is better than actually having Down's syndrome, but I wouldn't expect you to understand that.
>kidnap him
>tie him up
>take him to the forest
>slit his throat
>cut off his head if you like
>watch him bleed in agonizing pain
>dig a deep hole
>bury him
>throw the murder weapon off a bridge
Make a new meme so funny that he laughs till he chokes.
You can also reuse it.
But be careful when making it
>>674101439
> Get said man high on meth or whatever
> Send man into prostitute neighbourhood
> Watch him fuck up
> Watch him get shot / beaten
> Profit?
>Place 2 oz of hot water in a glass jar and add one teaspoon of lye, mix thoroughly. Wait for the lye mixture to cool. Place 2 oz of castor beans into the liquid and let them soak for an hour. Pour the liquid out taking care not to get any on your skin. Rinse the beans off with cool water and remove outside layer of bean with tweezers. Place the bean in a blender with 4 oz of acetone for every 1 oz of beans. Blend until completely mixed or a milky substance. Place in air tight jar for approximately 3 days. After three days shake jar to mix thoroughly and drain through a coffee filter. Throw away the liquid portion. Make sure to squeeze the bean portion so that all the acetone is out of the mixture. Spread on pan covered with newspaper and let it dry. The final Ricin should be free of acetone and contaminants. The product should look like a powder when complete. Very dangerous substance. Caution should be taken.
Ricin recipe. you're welcome.
>>674101477
Then why are you trying so hard?
>>674099599
> oooh NaOH haha lol HCl lolol im smart
> lolol NaOH, I have done this before
> implying that the Barrel does not already have oxygen inside of it. btw It doesnt need oxygen to react.
>>674101202
yeah but what if he survives the attempt?
>>674101439
he literally went near to die with these circumstances a countless amount of time. Crash cars, knife fights etc- He just won't fucking die!
>>674100933
Thank you anon, all these people ITT thinking you have to be a mastermind to murder someone need to reasses their lives
>>674093452
Cyanide, id they dont look specifically for cyanide they wont find it. It looks like he had a heart attack.
>>674093911
How to unrape sister
>>674101441
You know...
Ethanol does not get into your bloodstream trough an easy to find needle mark into your bloodstream by accident
>>674101365
> dude lol C10H14N2 is soluble in H2O holy shit
> lol jesse pinkman walter white impurities
> lol fggt pinkman
>>674093452
>>674097382
No they use a sock full of nickles they got turning in cans
>>674101592
>get man high on meth
>wait for crash
>inject with Heroin OD
I think we are assuming he and OP are not this close
>>674093452
Stab him with a ice cycle. Let the ice cycle melts, and then BUM, no murder weapon, and no fingerprints.
>start drinking heavily
>dont forget your goal
>build incredible tolerance to alcohol that is better than his
>go out with him
>find some bs excuse
>get him so wasted he cant walk
>offer to take him home
>take him to kitchen
>turn on oven
>proceed to put him in oven
>looks like suicide/drunk accident
Isn't there cyanide in apple seeds?
>>674101836
cyanide is actually quite easily tested and traceable. ricin on the other hand, near undetectable
>>674101904
well shit. how about an enema?
>>674101711
if he survives, you make him go through another "äccident" aka beating him in the head with a shovel. blunt force trauma, coulda happened from falling off a set of stairs. or hitting his head against a table corner. or push him off a balcony
>>674093911
>how to unrape sister
>>674102179
He can just let him drive his car drunk and wait for nature to take its course
>>674102420
small amount
Just stab him in his sleep yo
>>674102062
I know I can't give any actual proof, but no. It's all true.
My only fear is to not have the guts to actually make it
>>674102179
oooh, Hot Fuzz taught me this:
>Go into victim's house
>Kill him in any way
>cook sausage and eggs
> leave stove on, with the gas running wild
>light candles in the house
>BOOOM
>>674102542
Yeah, but can't you just grind a shitton of it, then put it into a piece of cake or something like that?
Please forgive my lack of knowledge, I generally do not think of killing people.
>>674102538
>genuinely thinks driving drunk will kill you
Serial drunk drivers die, everyone has done it once or twice and been lucky
If you can get to him when he is asleep put a lit cigarette next to him, wait for small fire and get out as fast as you can without waking him up
>>674102542
exactly.
>Crush apple seeds
>Grind them into a fine powder
>make apple pie
>profit
Ricin.
Killing a man is easy, just do it.
Disposing the body or not getting caught? thats what you need to learn.
hey OP, can you share some of this info?
is there any one who will miss him or contact him after he is gone? will any one notice his absence?
>>674102179
I know the shitpost is high in this, but I can say that build an alcohol tolerance than him is higher even in kids.
I'm not an addicter, but I can take drinks 10 times better than him
>>674102822
Wouldn't an authopsy show the high levels of cyanide?
>>674102761
>>674102822
the cyanide is easily extracted through water too just to make more pure cyanide :D
>>674093452
Suck his dick like you did the last time, don't swallow like before and spit the jizz in your little sisters panties and put in the hamper ware your mom will find them. Put some candy receipts with his name on them in your sisters back pack
>>674103045
refer to: >>674100933
as long as it's not bloody obvious, like you smearing shit and semen all over the crime scene, casual crimes pass by unnoticed all the time
Grind up a glass full of apple pips in a pestle and mortar and then somehow get him to ingest the dust. Dunno if baking it takes away the death powers or whatever but I heard that shit could be lethal in high enough doses.
>>674101686
>>674102052
take it or leave it, i have nothing to prove
OP toluene n shit would be better than h2o, but that also works... (and who has organic solvents home...?)
>>674103100
apple pie. they'll just think he was a fuckin retard for putting apple seeds into the pie/apple overdose
>>674100644
This, also wait a little after the poison works before calling an ambulance, if you never call it you will be a big suspect, but if you call it too soon they can still save his life
>>674102420
Other than this one, CO2 is heavier than air, right?
>Buy a load of dry ice.
>Choke the guy out if you can (try not to bruise him).
>Put him in the tub.
>Put a smaller tub with dry ice on it on the side.
>CO2 falls into tub.
>Guy dies
>???
>Profit
>>674103112
You dont need allot of cyanide to kill somebody.
Put something toxic in one of his drinks
Where are you from? There are different regulation in each country. For example, in Poland owning a gun is forbidden, but having a fully-functioning "replica" of black powder weapon is allowed. If you cannot buy a gun, you can always have pneumatic weapon, bows etc.
>>674093708
gg walter white
>>674103389
That still counts as murder in third degree nigga, when it's accidental
>>674103054
Yea some people will miss him, but not much. Almost 90% of people who know him, hate him.
Also, other informations are that I can't do it in an actual fight, not because I don't have the possibility but because I'll never find the guts to take his life by my bare hands.
I need a subtle way like poison and stuff
>>674103476
I recently had a discussion with somebody about this, you need about 150 apple seeds to kill a man.
>>674103609
its actually 14 to make somebody OD
>>674103733
b-b-but google said..
>>674103609
Woow. Didnt know that. But its doable.
>>674103609
>>674103733
It's actually 50 to kill a man and 100 to be completely sure he will die
>>674103524
oi. you don't make it so YOU made the pie, plant the tools/cooking in HIS house
>>674102440
Ricin is not reliable
>>674103733
>>674103896
Soo, who is telling the truth?
>>674103566
You are a pussy who deserves to be walked over then. Fucking gay lord.
>>674099291
Buy several knives with other kitchen items from a thrift store with no heat in the winter so you have an excuse to be wearing gloves. Pick one knife and never touch it with bare hands, keep it in a used random mass market bread sack until needed
>>674104014
how so?
>>674093452
Depending on what kind of place he lives, how well you know him itd be easy.
You say he drinks a lot,
>Get him really drunk
>Push him down a flight of stairs
>__bunosmode__
>put body in car
>brick on accelerator
>gas can in passenger seat
>??????
>PRIFIT!!!
>>674093452
Find out when you can find him at an empty street at night, stab the shit out of him and steal his wallet/phone, then throw them to a river.
Killed while mugged is fairly common, it will be blamed on random violence/crime.
>>674104084
or
>Gardening tools
>no need to justify the use of gloves
>>674104084
Or you can just clean the knife before you use it faggot?
>>674102542
Got a recipe for it somewhere. And op if you are going to kill him with homemade poisons don't look it up on google on your own PC
>>674104224
Pretty much same as I put forward, unfortunately OP is pussy beta
>>674103976
I actually suspect OP is talking about his dad, so I keep assuming they live in the same house, my bad.
>>674103896
Okay here's what I found;
You need about 1 miligram cyanide per kg bodyweight to die.
Appleseeds contain 700 mg cyanide per kg.
So 100 gram apples would be enough to kill a man weighing 70kg.
Then the sites goes on that if a seed would be 0,7gram, you'd need 143 seeds.
If anyone has better numbers, please do tell.
>>674104286
This. OP go to your local library or to a computer lab. even safer would be to use your phone with starbucks or smth and then flash it
Do what pepper guy said, but use bear mace or wasp spray. Shit is blinding 100% and you can fuck his shit up
can you get him to go out with you or something ?
>make sure you go with his car to a bar or somewhere with alcohol where no one knows you also wear gloves
>get him so drunk he passes out, don't drink
>go back to his car make sure no one sees you get in with him
>drive to nearby lake
>put him in the driver seat
>find someway to make his passed out self drive into the lake
If they recover the body, they'll assume drunk driving if the water don't change the alcohol levels in the blood idk
If someone saw you take him out of the bar say you left him by his car because you had something to do
>>674096895
Need more.
>>674102761
Don't grind them you need to dry them first like I said exact recipe coming>>674102775
>>674104286
How do you get the cyanide out of the apple seeds?
>>674104286
Just use incognito, they'll never catch you.
>>674103476
5mg per kilo
>>674093452
Make a Shiv out of plexi Glass once he is dead throw the shiv in a hobo fire
>>674104634
>>674104598
I guess you just grind them, seems the easiest.
They have to be ground though, it only turns to cyanide because of the enzymes in your stomach, if it isn't ground, the enzymes can't reach the thingymajig that turns into cyanide.
>>674104125
Look in your history books
You could
1- Get a axe stick it his head,put him next to a tree and him holding the axe that will make it look like and acident, make sure to use gloves
>>674104822
So you need to make him eat 143 ground apple seeds?
>>674104490
That's assuming the extraction yield is 100%.
>>674093452
Make a foxglove tinicure with alcohol.
Foxglove is used for heart medication and is nearly impossible to trace.
All you need is to put it in his food or drink and he will feel sick later and die.
People say this is how that judge from the us Supreme Court was killed.
So it's worth looking into.
> pict related
>indoctrinate him to join ISIS
> buy him towels, and a book on "IED for dummies"
>direct him to your local famous landmark
>????
>PROFIT
>>674104750
And a seed has 0,5mg. Count it up guys.
>>674098888
Dafuq? Quads checked. Come on /b/ros - priorities. A man's life or quds??
>>674093452
what ever you do wear a hoodie and shout "Black Lives Matter" then nigger walk around the corner and put the hoodie in a upscale shopping bag and jump on mass transportation then dump it in an untenanted donation box
>>674104490
So then, how exactly I make him eating 150 goddamn seeds?
>>674104429
He's not living in my house
>>674104634
The firm from who you get your inernet can tell where you had been on the internet without a problem, even with incognito mode on. The only safe bet is to use someone elses network.
hey OP, if you don't really have the balls to kill him, why not plant drugs in his house and get him arrested?
>>674093452
Buy one hundred pay pal cards and buy bee atractor. Place it around him. Leave a panal near. Find it yourselve.
Other options...... put LSD in his water, drink,food, usual consumables with a syringe in yogurts or something. After that go by your chances. Just enter in his house and be creative
>>674105276
Fuck off. This is a good thread. I'm learning shit on /b/.
>knive
>neck
>container
sent under drugs effects
>>674093452
I'd say digitalis, foxglove or oleander. Idk if any of that shit grows in your area though
Poisons like that won't look accidental on a tox screen though
If he does any foraging, toss a super toxic mushroom in like a death cap or something
Learn his habits and push him down a flight of stairs or over a railing or just make it look like a mugging gone wrong
>>674104822
Not just grind them you faggot.
Btw cant find my recipe book but the way I make it is by mixing together sodium carbonate and sodium ferrocyanide ant heating the to chemicals till they melt and then letting it react with steel or iron don't know
>barbecue
>get him piss drunk
>once knocked out, drop bag of hot coals into his clothes
>????
>PROFIT
>>674105340
Is there any way you can get invited into his house?
>>674093452
'Poison, preferably fungus or botox, but any will do.
>>674094671
Methanol in his booze. And keep him away from doctors.
>>674105815
I am so terribly sorry my knowledge of poisoning people with apple seeds is very limited.
>>674106352
Kek
>>674106229
Methanol is EZ to trace, and people dont usually drink it by "accident". this has already been disclosed.
If you actually wanna murder this guy, then you're gonna have to move away for a least two years, and sever all ties with him. Once the cops find out you have any connection to him, then you're fucked, and the fact that he a wronged your family is a HUGE giveaway. So before you do anything, make sure that there's nothing that could connect you to him. That's the hard way. The easy way is just hoping he kills himself through smoking/alcohol abuse.
>>674105815
You got a recipe book for poisons?
>>674093452
distilled nicotine. Shit is lethal af
>>674104548
Then beat him to death with a piece of the neabors firewood
>>674096245
I think the idea is that when the dog sniffs out the location of a possible murder victim, they will start digging and find a dead pupper instead and call it a day as they will have mistook the scent for a human's. Underneath the dead pupper is the actual victim.
>>674093911
how to unrape sister? hahaha you faggot
You guys are retarded. Just look up the most common posionous plants wherever you live, not fucking apple seeds. How are you going to make him eat 150 apple seeds, for real?
>>674106587
you don't?
>>674093452
Ricin can be extracted from castor beans. I have several of the plants in my garden to ward off mosquitoes, so I can tell you they're common. Ricin poisoning probably won't look like an accident though, and any suspicion at all will obviously fall on you and the rest of your family if this guy really has been such a burden on you.
PS from the way you describe this, it doesn't sound defensive at all. Unless you kill this guy just as he's about to kill or seriously harm someone you love, this is murder
>>674094671
poison his drink then , usually people that die in the bars like this go from heart attacks .Even if a doctor checks the body noone can prove you did it. This is not CSI you cowards JUST DO IT
>>674093452
Boil down nicotine to it's purest form by thickening it and then place it on a vein on his hand, it will go through the skin and kill him.
>>674106592
Actually you can just buy the vaping liquid/oil/howeverthefuckitiscalled, with the highest amout of nicotine/ml avaliable. The problem is - he will be able to tell that something is not right. UNLESS you put it in a coffee.
>>674104232
It is not just your prints you want to hide but any trace elements of what is in your house or neighbor hood
>>674096895
what if you put him in jail? Would that solve your problem?
>>674105815
Are sodium carbonate and sodium ferrocyanide easy to get?
Does he engage in any high risk behavior? For example, gambling, drugs, prostitution, that kinda normie shit. If so, then you could very easily frame it on one of those activities.
Im honestly shocked noone has mentioned to hire a crack junkie to do the job... Its the easiest method, and also fairly cheap.
>>674107935
THIS.
You're over-complicating the situation, all you have to do preferably rough him up a little, and use a guitar string to choke him, it seems simple, but if you have the balls for it, it's a very clean way to kill a man without any evidence on the floor.
>>674107622
Sodium carbonate, pretty much. The other I don't know but google it.
>>674093452
Shit on a Koran and throw it in his yard and call the local mosque and tell them he did it and shout Alla Akbar
>>674107935
Because a crack junkie is reliable and will SURELY kill the man.
>>674107622
Yes sodium carbonate is basically washing soda and can be bought from the internets. Don't forget to use incognito mode kek
>>674107618
You could put CP to his computer and report him acting somehow you find out. You just have to wait for some time and then go for it
>>674108240
You wont pay in advance, so he has to do it.
>>674099832
When you hold your breath you are holding in oxygen and not taking any more in. You don't lose all oxygen already going through your system doofus.
>>674108354
My point was, he probably won't fucking do it, either he will run off with the money or he will fail, hence why we call him a CRACK JUNKIE, the dude is tweaking on crack cocaine, if you had to kill a man, would you give a mentally disabled individual go for it instead?
>>674108306
Put CP on his PC then Reg at a CP web site with his e-mail address and name
Where there's life, there is possibility. Talking this out with him is the best outcome, no one gets hurt. He will change when you make peace with him.
If not. Capture him by first knocking him out and out him in a cage that you pre built for him in a corner of your house. Hit him with a wooden stick if he tries to get brave with you. Teach him about peace and understanding ones true self.
>>674108549
Put the murder weapon in the crack junkies shopping cart and give him a rock of crack made from apple seeds
>>674108694
Should we start a new thread wen this one dies?
>>674108549
addicts are easy to blame. even if they get caught, noone would belive a single thing they say.
>By spending a few extra bucks, you can get 3 of the drug craving filthy niggers so theyll help eachother get over their fear.
>>674093452
go to california, buy some shit street piece, buy a gun, place dat guy in your property, kill him, done
>>674103358
tolulene is found in spray canisters.
>>674108306
But I don't have any CP.
Perhaps some anons could post some in this thread so at least something can die!
>ITT anons who have never killed anyone seriously contemplate murder
>pretend to be experts of sorts
OP is a pussy faggot who will NEVER Deliver!
I heard you get super powers if you drink bleach. Use your powers to kill him.
Op is phaggot. Methanol or go to i2p for further instructions.
>>674093452
Do you know this man personally? Is he personally connected with you or anyone in your family?
if so then the crime cannot be perfect.
Therefor you must forgo your revenge and lose association and contact with the victim. For a period of 5-10 years, then and only then when there is no contact or motive return and observe his habits from afar and then kill.
Any other actions and you will be caught.
>>674093911
You're a fag.
Hey, i had an idea. Why don't you buy a snake, and while he is sleeping, you grab the snake and let her bite him. Then, close the door with a padlock, and wait 20 min. After that, he should be dead and no one will suspect about you.
>>674109547
If he live in a country with working law enforcement. Doable in third world shitholes.
>>674093452
1. Let him fuck you in the ass until he dies of dehydration
2. Post cringe like this, until he kills himself.
3. Suck his cock until he died of dehydration.
4. Actually talk to your crush and maybe she'll choose to fuck you rather than him.. and he will kill himself.
>>674109363
Im sorry if i seemed fool to you my friend. I just threw an idea because ive been into a same situation with OP....yes i was thinking even the unthinkable.
Yet i tried to suggest something less violent than pounding his head with a sock full of pennies :D. CP is bad.
By a really fucking strange reason, i remember seeing this thread before, even this comment >>674097518 what the actual fuck.
>>674093911
How do newfags always fall for this?
>>674093452
Just make sure that the body is never found and that the murder weapon is never found either. Whatever you do, don't buy any shit that you use in the murder with a card or at a local retail store unless it's some sort of common household good that anyone would buy in normal circumstances. And if you need more than one item buy them at different stores in multiple cities.
Better yet, just pick the lock to his door and find a way to make it look like he hanged himself. Use one of the classic orange extension cords, just don't buy it anywhere with your card or someplace with a working CCTV camera.
Another thing to note is that you would already be red-flagged if he winds up missing or found dead, even if it was an accident simply because you seem to hold some sort of prejudice against him. The first thing that would probably happen is detectives would ask anyone who knows him where so&so was on ?/?/2016.
I would like to add that I do not condone murder and that this is purely for hypothetical/educational purposes and fantasy violence not in any way to be implicated into a real world situation.
>>674111455
>"How do newfags always fall for this?"
>Falls for the shittiest bait only newfags would respond to
>Being this new
get the fuck out newfag
>>674102131
>March 16th
>Ice cycle
