/b/ honest
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
/b/ honest
>>674078984
oldfag by one month
95% of people on /b/ haven't been here for more than a year, not that it matters tbh
>>674078984
Been about 11 years. What the fuck am I doing with my life?
>>674078984
this puts me at newfag, been rather regular since around 07-08.
newfag checking in
Coolface
>>674078984
08. Was 14 then, plaguing the board with my shiposts. Don't post often anymore but the thought of having nothing better to do than 4chan for 8 years is kind of depressing.
Newfag. 2009
cancer,2016
>>674078984
Around 2007 if i remember. Didnt start lurking consistently till 2010.
Originally just came here for the jailbait threads, still come here mostly for porn and entertainment when im waiting at work or in line at the grocery store or some shit.
Reddit. Started October last year.
2009/10
Took the gateway from 9gag to funnyjunk and wound up here
I'm trying to build up a reputation for my anonymous persona here! Sheesh!
>>674079371
Holy fuck, me too....
>>674078984
Oldfag, since 2006
>>674078984
Cancerfag year, but i consider myself as a newfag
>>674080085
Boobs
>>674078984
I don't remember if I got here the first year or not, so an oldfag I guess.
Bring back the fucking coupons
>>674080607
Synonyms, anon.
>>674078984
2005 after encountering this shitty Horde guild filled with /b/tards that did nothing but troll people and required people to post their favorite tranny porn as a membership process. Was pretty much on and off lurking for the next few years. Started lurking full time when the Chanology shit went down.
>>674080665
Ass
>>674078984
Barley an Old fag
>>674080917
No, 80085
>>674080768
This
2014 cancer
>>674078984
desu
Newfag. Late 2007
>>674078984
Well first time i was on /b/ was in 2015
Cancer
Unfortunatley
rolllllll!
>>674078984
weddit cancer reporting in! choo choo!
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Wow, I'm an oldfag
>>674078984
Need to add 2015 and 2016
>>674078984
Hugging with Suiseiseki
>>674081471
glad i'm not the only one
>>674078984
came here xmas 2009...so barely oldfag
I'm a reddit fag, but I honestly consider myself to be at the same level as originalfags :-)
So, how long does it take to cook a potato b/?
Depends on how big it is and cooking method?
How long does it take to make an oldfag? Same logic. Years on here don't count for shit
>>674078984
i'm cancer. yay.
>>674081553
nicetry faggot
>>674078984
>2011
>cancer
Would have come alot earlier had I known about this place.
>>674078984
Oldfag reporting in..
Some of these millennials are so cringe it hurts.
Go back to your "safe space" fags
>>674078984
If this picture holds any kind of value to you, you are an autist. This site is for gay porn, trap porn, gay cuck porn, furries, ponies, people with autism, and shitty gore threads. if you come here you are probably gay or bisexual
>>674078984
Late 2010.
was 19 at the time
>>674082086
Why are you here?
>>674080993
455
>>674081553
wtf is this?
>>674082086
>This site
you mean this board, reddit.
>>674078984
cancer here
>how you original- and oldfags can be so proud to be this shithole so long?
2006
2004 I think, I only remember because the front page used to be the news page and I remember one of the news posts really well as I saw it so often.
Oldfag. Came in around the end of 2007.
>>674082185
autism
>>674078984
2008 newfag here lurked till 2011 started posting in 2012 useally came here for porn.
browsing /b/ since 2008
=>newfag
>>674082052
also see
>>674082272
2016 i was a 9fag
07 when I was 12.
>>674082252
2003 then
"Yotsuba what?"
Originalfag here, first started lurking at around 13.
>>674082242
it's a site for gay porn, trap porn, furries, and gore
>>674081799
Same
I wish I'd come here earlier tbh
>>674082233
a badly written script
if you do it it's supposed to spam /b/ with those links, but anon can't code
>>674082349
Every fucking time...
>>674082086
You forgot the loli porn.
"technically" newfag reporting out. Then again, that was 8 years ago.
>>674082086
Well, that was cancerous.
That shit isn't arbitrary. There've been a few major turning points with surges of the most rejected.
2015.. i don't know who i am
off by one month for being an oldfag.
>>674082444
Wait what links?
>>674082484
Then there was cp that kept getting flooded
>>674082438
/b/ =/= 4chan
lurk more
>>674078984
The chart puts me at oldfag by 2009, however I only lurked a tiny bit in 2013/14. Didn't get back into 4chan all the time till the last quarter of 2015
I'm gonna go with a safe, well informed newfag. So like. Anon, I guess.
>>674079158
4 days old newfag lurker here.
Iovin' it.
>>674082541
Sorry, scripts
>>674082269
autism is 2nd best ism
the best ism is an album by savant a semiautist
>>674078984
2007, roody-poos
>>674082334
Same here.
>>674082253
>>674081839
You obviously can't read the pic OP posted. You're in the yellow which makes you a newfag like me.
>>674078984
newfag, 2007
Cancer started 2012
>>674082629
Just remove the ;
>>674078984
08-09 for me
>>674082349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaTur4A1OU
>>674078984
2010 so new fag I guess
>>674082501
Next time you tell someone you get on /b/ make sure to tell them its for gay porn, cuck porn, trap porn, and furries. this is really what this board is for. arbitrary is being used out of context
>>674078984
So, I'm a cancer since 2011. WTF I doing with my life?
>>674082841
No you're cancer
>>674078984
Started lurking in 05 but made the commitment to shitposting and being a horrible person in 07
>>674078984
Old fag. Im ashamed to say I miss it.
Not only because people have always fucking complained about how the sites become cancer and /b/ was so much better x years ago (it FUCKING WAS BITCH), but because this place is a fucking cesspool and I'm a grown man who still frequents it.
>>674082501
/b/ really is for gay and fetish porn and gore
>>674082834
Fuck yes, I love The Picard Song!
i love tumblr and 9gag
Started browing in early 09.
Somedays I wish we did have join dates. It'd be amusing to see how many people are actually oldfags, how many are cancer, etc.
2006 or 2007. I remember because the front page use to be a happy birthday 4çhan thing or something.
Straight up 2015, i mostly lurk tho
I'm a newfag.
Started lurking about around 2008.
2012 CANCER FAG MASTER RACE
Somewhere between Newfag and Cancer, can't remember the exact date.
And I'm 19 yo.
Kinda funny how you try forcing elitism, on an anonymous board.
Damn I guess 2007 is newfag.. should probably just off my self
2009 coolface summerfag reporting
06 fag
>been here for 8 years
>newfag
according to your chart we're all faggots.
>>674082616
look a summerfag of 2008, you can tell by the use of "lurk moar"
you guys are aware that it's 2016 right?
new fag 08
'05
I honestly don't know why I still come here other than habit and the occasional fap-worthy webm.
reddit checking in 2014
Originalfag
Well here I am. A one year old redditfag. But now look at /b/ and tell me that this is not ever repeating shithole of the same threads over and over again.
>Get dubs
>It's time
>Durr atheism
>Fap thread
And if there is a remotly interesting thread it will get to page 11 anyway in two minutes because it can't compete with all the sameshit.
So why am I here again?
tl;dr: all the work and no play makes jack a dull boy
>>674079158
oh you r so cool dude please teach me.
fucking faggot kill yourself
>>674082484
i dont every bring pedi stuff up really, but yes 4chan is also for people who enjoy sexualizing children. seriously explain /b/ to someone you know who is normal and see if they talk to you anymore
>80% of replies are people claiming they've been here for more than a year
>>674083167
you're bad at reading people and even bad at reading and spelling in general.
>>674083271
if you don't like it why the fuck are you still here?
>>674078984
cancer
>>674078984
Im cancer, fuck this place
>>674083271
The ride never ends
You tell me...
>could a newfag greentext?
>>674083409
Did so to my old boss on my last day.
He was a faggot anyways, and I'll never forget his rageface.
Origifag
>>674083460
i am just stating facts
found this here website through reddit back about a month ago.
>>674083502
To get only the bestest images
>>674078984
>mfw there are oldfag shitposters that appear new
>mfw there are newfag lurkers that absorb 4chan history and appear old
>mfw only the cancer shines through
>mfw reading all these posts
>mfw...
2005.
>>674083785
but how can a fact be objectively wrong?
someone give a real reason to come here other than gay, trap, gore porn.
> ▲
>▲ ▲
>>674083983
0/10
>>674084009
We already stated loli porn, you fucking retard.
2012 on and off
>>674078984
Im cancer and im here to destroy this place, fuck all of you.
>>674083120
According to we are here we all are faggots.
>>674084121
woops forgot about the people who enjoy masturbaing to children
Cancer, started in 2010
Worse than cancer fag here, I just want a /b/ not filled with sjw mods like it apparently was back in the day.
>>674084226
>loli
>children
>>674084325
wasn't* Fuck me even my typing is autistic.
>>674084377
nobody mentioned loli
>>674083120
>reddit detected
>>674084556
if you like loli you are a pediphile
>>674084614
>pediphile
You're either reddit cancer or 12. Get involved in a car crash.
>>674084078
▼ ▼
▼
>>674082086
anyone who replied to this came here after 2012
>>674084556
>nobody mentioned loli
>too stupid using CTRL + F and loli/cp
>>674082484
>>674082594
>>674083409
God, you are a fucking retard, go bleach your insides.
2005
I remember the days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGO3Mp28eyA
>>674084754
>You're 12 and don't know any better.
>Go kill yourself instead of lurking moar like I did at some point.
>>674084754
get trolled, how in the fuck is reddit and insult
Sadly I'm a "Reddit" on the chart even though I don't use reddit
im trolling this thread out of existance
>>674083088
Doesn't work. Light never saw his face.
Not even Michael Jackson has. Nobody knows where it is at this point.
stupid niggers, this is a bait thread to keep you off our real shit
2004 2005 dont remember.
old fag here,
this place has seriously changed over the years, it was never good but it was better than it is now. way to many SJW types ... the hate is gone. the randomness is gone. all the truth has left 4chan.
also splitting /d/ in two really killed the content.
Newfag from 2013
The need to prove that you're not a newfag proves that you're a newfag.
Why the fuck does it matter how long you've been here?
We're still anonymous. We're still faggots. So what if you're here for one month or one year?
Do you have an inferiority complex that you need to prove it?
Are you proud that you've spent a fraction of your lifetime in this shithole?
>>674081765
this porn is just stupid i get muscle girls but this is just retarted that bar would not hold that weight idk seems gay fam
>>674078984
Oh fuck I remeber lurking when desu happened and I would spout that shit in real life.
I should have been aborted desu
>>674085242
you are 2008, i have read this time and time again
>>674083405
>not that it matters tbh
I never even implied spending year on this god-forsaken site was cool you dumb shit.
>>674085260
>reddit detected
>>674085242
you are full of shit lol
>>674078984
Old fag
>>674078984
this is garbage... this is all wrong also.
been here since 03, since post numbers were around 1000/2000... i fail to see ancientFag in this. it was a term given to those in 04. but never really stuck, but all those claiming to be from 04 would know this... bunch of liars
you arent part of /b/ unless you folder is over 50 gigs and you troll people that claim to be oldfags (for some reason) on the daily
>>674078984
07-08 newfag here, saw the birth of cancer
>>674078984
Class of 2007 reporting in. Was shit then and is shit now. I fucking love it
do any of you realize this picture is complete bullshit to troll you into replying?
>>674085872
if you responded to this you are reddit era
>>674085872
Who cares, you idiot?
The other day a troll asked why younger girls are attracted to older boys/men, and we had some nice discussions.
If you don't like that, you are free to leave, faggot.
>>674078235 go here and do this if you are so /b/
>>674086118
younger girls are attracted to all boys/men they are fucking retarded
>>674078984
started 2007, fucking hell mate.
lol i found this new site lol >>674080639
2005? i think cant remember
>>674078984
2010 newfag reporting in
I discovered 4chan while playing WoW back in vanilla. There was a fuckton of downtime while flying or waiting for tards to come to instance/raid or for BG invite to pop so that's when I'd alt tab and jerk off to traps on /b/.
2011. left /b/ 6 months later
>>674086118
if it was actually a troll then you basically talk straight out you ass and he agreed while taking pictures
>>674078984
I'm so new I'm not even on the scale...
Right after the HACKERS ON STEROIDS and exploding yellow vans thing. I want to say 2006
>>674078984
Reddit tbh
Even though I don't use or go on reddit. I'm a reddit
'06
>>674085360
>desu
Why the fuck did you have to mention this??? We had it retconned out.
Asshole.
>>674086709
no your cancer
>>674078984
on the border of oldfag and newfag, 2006-2007 area
>>674078984
>2006
Oldfag reporting.
Oldest meme I remember is The Game.
>>674081958
Lurk moar and you won't be cancer.
>>674087572
You just made us all lose the game... asshole
>>674084325
agreed. took a long haiatus from this place and it's some how actually worse. /b/ has always been shit but these white knight mods have made it bloody diarrhea
>>674078984
>2013
Have never been to reddit though I just got bored with life and started going to 4chan
Newfag '08
I remember when 'U mad' memes were actually funny here
Then everyone found out about it and turned it into cancer by putting 'bro' at the end
Sigh
>>674087572
Why you little shit.
>>674078984
Original fag came over from gaia raids
I've been here for five years and I still haven't reached newfag status yet.
Will I always be the cancer?
>>674087572
You sly bastard
http://strawpoll.me/3510188
well?
>>674087572
The game is just cringe worthy now
>>674088610
STOP.
We're not going through that shit again.
>>674078984
well, oldfag if its about when i saw 4chan first time (i was a kid, older brother) but i started lurking like a few years ago so still newfag according to this
>cancer then reddit
lost it
>>674089083
Gaston thread?
>>674078984
I have no idea what year I started here.
All I can remember is that I started coming here about 2 months before the Boxxy flood.
So what year would that be?
sadly i came in 2015
nefwag, 08 or 09, dont remember
>>674078984
i swear i was never on reddit
>>674088610
>no, daddy, no
>>674089189
Kinda sad desu is dead now.... desu
'08 fag here.
>>674088482
KANKER JUNGE
Hey guys, your boy Erik Salvia here. Have you checked my youtube channel Commentiquette? You can find it here https://www.youtube.com/user/commentiquette I also have videos where I commented on the situation of the internet, and I also hate that piece of ass motherfucking joke Ted Cruz you can find the videos of me doing commentaries about him here https://youtu.be/C22VSyXZw2c
Stay safe, I love you guys and check out my other channel letsgotoclass where I post similar bullshit about the bullshit I post on my main channel.
>>674089986
>>674089028
Found the cancer!
You fuck off and let us have our secret oldfags-only meme club. No Milhouses aloud.
>>674083405
We're reaching maximum levels of autism here!
i am a crackwhore please call 3047041577
reddit tier
>>674078984
originalfag, came here from somethingawful
i dont care if you dont believe me
It has been two years that I am visiting 4chan
I'm 16
>>674090754
MODS
I am an 07 newfag. To all the cancer and Reddit I welcome you if you have dark jump and are as fucked up as the rest of us. As for the white knights and moralfags you don't belong here, you are what is sensitizing this website and ruining it. Do you like rape? Do you like CP? Do you like gore? You're ok then in my book
>>674090754
Modsss
Desu must reclaim it's title as the ultimate shit post meme
>>674090938
*Dark humor
DESU MUST RETURN SPREAD THE WORD
>>674091300
>/B/tards
Desu>spiderman>banana
fixed that for ya
I have missed the desu~
>>674091492
Kekm8
2005/06
>>674091300
Yes... however
>>674089083
Newfag, Touhou sent me here 2008
Newfag
I havent witnessed this quantity of desu since 2007
>>674092415
touhou.fm
touhouradio.com
you're welcome
>>674088610
>>674089831
>>674089986
>>674090081
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>>674090611
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>>674092475
>>674078984
Original fag.
Got here because of Chobits and Rozen Maiden.
between 09 and 10.
>>674078984
Been here since late 2009, at least I'm not cancer
Apparently I'm reddit XD XD
06 <3
>>674093431
Just stop, desu is dead
Founder
>>674093532
THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING TO RESURRECT IT
i am le cancer
xd
Lurked since 06, occasionally drunken shitposting.
>>674093801
You can't just stop
>>674079474
Same
Suigintou was always better than Suiseiseki anyway.
>>674093697
why did you sell us to a gook you sjw cunt?
>>674093959
But...
>>674094226
Ok
2010 newfag reporting in
>>674094138
>>674094386
Im gonna go delete my desu file
>2009
but who cares....
>>674078984
04, 05. i started coming when ytmnd was getting shit on for stealing their "fads"
anyone who did ytmnd knows what im talking about and can validate my post.
>>674094478
Why did you post Souseiseki?
>>674078984
2009 newfag
>>674078984
Cancer 2012
Reddit. Downloaded clover a week ago.
>>674078984
Newfag, hooray
08 reporting in. Well...I visited back when habo raids were a thing. So 06 ? But I only really started coming on daily in 08.
>>674094622
Are you being retarded on purpose?
You better not be.
>tfw here since 2013
>>674085360
See the shit YOU caused?!?!!!
>>674088610
>>674089831
>>674089986
>>674090081
>>674090450
>>674090569
>>674090611
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>>674090799
>>674090894
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>>674092153
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>>674093431
>>674093801
>>674094226
>>674094386
I. Hate. You.
>>674095045
I sure hope you don't mix the two dolls up.
Now that would be shamefuru dispray.
>>674078984
newfag
also, why not just make a poll on whatever the hell that website is?
>>674078984
Oldfag checking in. Game here a long time ago, during the fappening
Heres my certificate of authenticity
>>674083271
Don't worry the cycle of autism will switch when we have another fappening . Then a new revolution of retardation will take over.
Cancer....
>>674080475
>>674079371
Alright anons, what was the banner in 2005 then.
I was around at that time, and if you don't reply I will assume you are newfags
>>674078984
Damn OGfag here just out dusting off ye old playfull rug
>>674082834
holy shit i remember this shit
lmao ggwp
2008, so i guess borderline newfag
>>674081553
what was supposed to happen when I did that?
>>674097217
kek nice job
>>674096263
lol, assuming that people actually care about your opinion?
>Im le oldfaghe, an am relly praod of bean on this sayte for meny yeres!!!
>>674097606
nice job what? nothing happened
>>674097776
Caught in the act. How does it feel?
>>674097776
>>674098007
How can you be so sure ?
>>674083003
Same here
>>674096699
Maybe you'll remember this one too then
>>>/f/3042139
>>674078984
SUBMIT TO EVIL ROBOT OR DIE
