UK Thread - You know the drill. NG31 Here
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UK Thread - You know the drill.
NG31 Here
BN1
SG13
NA4
LS16
>>674087721
NR17
YO51 Yorkshire Master-Race checking in!
CM17 Essex Femanon and not a chav
L15
B46
>>674088191
Bn1
AB5
SE3 chums
EX3
BR2
>>674087721
CW1 signing in
G11
>>674091069
Bromley?
>>674091235
yeah, shit bromley
PL6. Come and fight me fags.
>>674090396
>>674088191
BN3, 'sup?
UB7
EH11 Student fag here
>>674087721
sy22
LS26 signing on
>>674090978
Ayy EX36, 20 minutes outside Barnstaple. Where you at?
W4 fuckers
SW6
IP12, nerds
OX14
>>674092713
Sarah Jane/10 - Would shag.
BS16 here, and frequently HR2
>>674093582
Who?
>>674093664
you again,
i told you we do always meet here
>guess who
>>674093984
You really don't know me.
>>674094110
baby don't pretend you don't recognise me
>>674093760
>This wench
m44
Get on my level bt27
>>674094187
LOL...that's harsh
>>674093760
She was a companion of one of the Doctors (4th?) from Doctor Who that go her own show called the Sarah Jane Adventures which was aimed at younger viewers.
>>674092849
>EX36
>South Molton
Enjoy fucking your sister much?
>>674094409
Calm down love, it's only a bit of banter.
CM2
>>674094182
I don't
Scumbag of the earth - KY8
DH1 here.
Brits out.
>>674094538
Classic.
I fucking hate it here tho tbh gonna move to Exeter soon hopefully.
NN17
>>674094542
I'm sweet luv, was just about to post Sarah Janes tits
S73
GU10
>>674095223
Please do
VOTE FARAGE
https://twitter.com/GdnPolitics/status/709840830236852224
https://twitter.com/GdnPolitics/status/709840830236852224
https://twitter.com/GdnPolitics/status/709840830236852224
>>674095274
Sheffield?
S7 1
BB8/ BB18
DA9
WF11
NR7
M32
LU2
>>674089783
Why would you say Not a chav
Hmmmm
Also, SS13
RH17, Haywards queef.
G74
>>674095545
>>674093525
Abingdon eh?
OX11 science vale master race here
NP44 Cunts.
>>674087721
CO4
Essex master race "innit"
SO53
AB25
Sup faggots?
>>674095568
Barnsley but not too far away
>>674095030
Exeter is a fucking cracking night out.
If you go, look out for a club called Timepiece.
It's fucking mental. The girls are incredible and they seem to turn a blind eye to drugs if that's your scene. They play alternative and rock music.
igirisu reporting in
CV11
Any B74?
S11
Any Sheffield lads and lasses?
>>674095568
S11
You alright? Wednesday or United
>>674098278
Close my Brummie pal, very close
CV5
>>674094702
Dh4 here any swaps?
G20 checking in.
>>674087721
Tunbridge Wells here
>>674093582
Sarah Jane ️
>>674098524
>>674098367
S17 here!
>>674098367
Sheffield transanon so both/either/or lol
>>674098524
Same shit did day and neither mate I'm a wolves fan
AB
Any traps?
>>674099287
Is that you Jess?
S2 present.
>>674090396
mmm get me on dat ting
>>674099475
nah its jeff
NG12 representing
Any everton fans here travelling to wembley?
TELL ME MA ME MA
>>674094702
Also at DH1
Nr10 reporting
Neave
South devon
>>674096009
RH17 here
Amerifag studying in Newcastle.
Serious question: what the fuck is with your girls here? Upwards of 90% of the female population cakes on their makeup with a fucking putty knife.
What gives? Do people actually find this attractive?
>>674088917
nr18 here bruv, you attleborough?
>>674100117
if its all you got, then yeah
>>674099779
NG31 OP here,
20, M you?
>>674087721
ng9
>>674092832
LS26! Same here. Meet ya in mason's for a pint?
anyone at CH or L, just got here Kek
>>674100117
No, from newcastle and i fucking hate it. its a shame because some 10/10's do it and it just ruins their looks.
>>674100390
kek
>>674089783
Impossible. Now go and put your Burberry baseball cap on and crack open the Frosty Jack.
>>674087721
ng31 here as well
>>674100495
>ng9
Beeston scum
let me guess Uni of notts
Ng4 here
>>674100549
You could look passed that for the shag, but that sound that come out of their mouth is a right boner killer.
B30 Checking in
ZE1 here.
LE18
E4 here
>>674100117
slags from newcastle bro get out of town if you want a decent looking bird. Why u at newcastle uni?
>>674100909
the smokers are the worst. they sound like that slug thing from monsters inc. However there are a few diamonds in the rough about.
LE65
>>674100769
Age / Sex / Location? Interested in a meet?
>>674101234
E4+1 here
>>674100117
slags from newcastle bro get out of town if you want a decent looking bird. propa annoyin accent as well fella. Why u at newcastle uni?
>>674099990
Seconded m8
>>674100876
Scum? You jelly of our low crime rates and higher incomes Carlton? And I work thank you.
>>674101394
>kek
>>674094409
Why harsh? Sarah Jane looks great, both in the original series and her return years later.
Best Dr Who companion.
>>674087721
Bow east london E3 checkin in.
Ch61 reporting in
TW3 anyone around?
>>674098367
S10 here
>>674101320
Ay mate don't come round our ends and give us a load of shite. Fuck off back to america if you hate is so much
dl5
NR18
>>674101708
used to be in 63, moved to 42, how's life
kek
>>674101563
I Work with the Ons and Tns on the Crime survey of England and Wales and I can safely say that your crime rates are not lower than Carlton
S64 South Yorkshire reporting for booty
Where's the south Yorkshire weed dealers at?
>>674101825
mate. i'm the one from Newcastle.
>>674101825
everyone hates is, if you dont fuck off to syria
>>674100117
They are filthy fucks to be fair to them but yeah, that's just Newcastle birds for ya.
>>674102039
Newcastle born and bred put a 9mm to your head
>>674101330
LE6
>>674102211
your dick will go no where my head
>>674088917
>>674100153
Been there
>>674102211
same here. as shit as it is, i would miss it if i left.
>>674095837
> old house is there
DN1 - Scunthorpe
>>674102354
Fuck off out if you don't like it we don't need ur kind around here bet ur a proper mosher with the screaming music hahaha
>>674101385
22 / male / grantham
if you're a hot chick then sure why not lol
>>674087721
Walsall here. Yam ooright our kid?
>>674102620
I hate Scumthorpe, AKA Cuntthorpe
EH22 YF ON TOP NON STOP!!
>>674101837
DL3 NIGGAS
>>674095223
SJ's titties please?
ch42, where my wools at
BASED Farage
>>674102717
the only thing newcastle needs is a big fucking wall around it, then we just wait until youve ran out of wkd and baci and kill yourselves
>>674099475
Bethan but I think I know who you mean lol.
>>674102899
Do you smoke?
WF10
>castleford
please kill me
M15 checking in
>>674098788
>>674101837
DL5 too. What do you have of Felicity?
>>674089783
im RM11(hornchurch), and also not a chav.
Manchester lad here. Cheeky lad. Loves a good match of footy and the occasional scrap after. Head to the boozer afterwards for a couple pints. Love to keep the banter flowing. Nandos needed after a heavy night out.
>>674102839
eh10
>>674103288
Where abouts in Aycliffe are you?
>>674101987
Fucked if I know haven't found a new dealer mesen
>>674103352
Mexborough, in middle of Doncaster Barnsley Rotherham
>>674103337
rm9 dagenham
also not a chav
Britain has the most cucks per capita than anywhere else is the world
>fact
>>674101620
How have you not been stabbed yet
>>674103137
Fancy lending us 3.44 for some amber leaf baci
>>674095568
S8 here. Live next to united ground. Football is boring as shit
>>674099779
NG10 Reporting in!
>>674103525
Where abouts you at bro?
>>674103592
im black
>>674103592
He does the stabbing.
>>674103556
Yes badman. Age?
>>674103352
I live in manchester and i swear, every lad is either that or they think theyre the next gallagher
>>674103579
You misspelt Sweden m80
Any DE5 here?
>>674103471
Cobblers reporting in you?
>>674101837
>>674102899
DL1 here.
>>674103704
19 you?
>>674103668
Back in my day black people wouldn't even go near a PC unless they were making grime on fruity loops.
you're evolving xD
>>674103743
Blue Bridge area ish. You smoke?
>>674102224
LE9 nigga
>>674103791
25 G.
>>674103623
go pic up butts off the floor or spam one off your 12 year old gf
>>674103592
it's not even that bad there
>>674098524
Sheff callin in, WAWAW?
Gu11 represent
Fulham checking in
>>674103776
no you need to be DL2 or over to qualify
0161 manny on the map
You know the dick in the friend group, the one who takes the piss out of you, wants to ditch you and pretends to be your mate when he chats shit behind your back? I feel like that person is everybody in this thread.
NN3, polk's and niggers must die.
>>674103972
well done for actually posting a pic mate
>>674103856
Nah bro sorry. Couple of other guys near by though lets get them here
>>674102724
Ah damn. 21, Male, Grantham. Haha
>>674103964
Sheff also callin in. We're not wednesday
>>674104034
NN8, sup
>>674104111
trips confirms
>>674092832
Big up Swillington. Ls25 man ere
>>674103705
Oh well, We're not that bad people. Enjoy the occasional shuffle to the latest banger. Huaraches on point. You could be living with worse people.
>>674104006
Okay, I'll go back to the shithole known as Darlington.
BL1 here
>>674099837
put the champagne on ice
COYB
>>674103920
do ya reckon I should swipe some butts off the floor and make a super ciggie like?
BL1 fam
L24
>>674092713
Nice
Anyone Leeds? LS16
>>674103705
or the people who think they were born in the wrong generation over at fallow
>>674087721
Is this really what you Britcucks get all riled up about? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BrWuJWE104
>>674104571
Ls25 reporting in
>>674087721
NG1 (not the gay bar of the same name)
>>674104582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0dcv6GKNNw this is more us
>>674104501
your bants game is weak.
but yes if you got enough
>>674103463
Hillend or Morningside?
>>674103525
Where abouts in Yorkshire are you?
>>674103337
Hornchurch isnt particularly chavy is it? I used to live there and I thought it was actually the opposite
>>674104751
the chin and mouth look like a girl i know. shame its not.
Cracking tits
>>674104742
Ghetto of Morningside...
Ta1
The fuck you guys at? TN19 for me...
>>674103705
One of those cunts is unemployed.
>>674104164
haha yeah.. so are you gay or what?
im unfortunately straight which makes these threads a piss take but wateva lol
you lived grantham long? i avent been here long and it seems pretty shit but yeah
>>674104582
Yeah we're all some fat middle aged waster who has been in that exact situation and reacted exactly like the man in the video.
Pakis piss us off more. Swear down London is full of the bastards. I feel like i'm entering another country when I visit there.
I live near a mosque. Got bricked four times after the paris attacks. Bastards but a notice up saying they have installed cctv and shit
>>674104921
on ye go. how old??
>>674104031
why m8
>>674093664
shit, bs16 too, you go uni here?
>>674103642
You ain't far from me I'm up sharrow way and aye it is but.... I still watch a bit with friends.
>>674103740
I'm originally from DE6
>>674105123
any pics by any chance?
>>674092556
Ayyyy UB7 Near the small tesco ayy
Anyone got any North East sluts? Durham area
>>674103592
Streetsmarts and swagger.
CF24 checking in
>>674103666
Sharrow way in sheff
>>674103337
rm6 mate
>>674105323
you got one with a face? or at least location, im praying lol
>>674104738
You fucking saying dick head?
>>674087721
OX2
>>674105397
I'm near the big one
Tesco represent
>>674093502
Ip7 here
>>674104673
I spent many a happy evening there when I was at Nottingham. No homo
LA1
m
>>674105418
CF83 here
>>674105599
you illiterate?
>>674101330
>LE65
>>674102224
>LE6
>>674103860
>LE9 nigga
LE19
>>674097384
>SO53
Where I used to live.
>>674105670
name?
WV4
Wolvo reppin
>>674105508
Fulham
>>674101980
stats for Jan 2016
https://www.police.uk/nottinghamshire/31-29/
NG9 - 98 reported crimes
NG4 - 176 reported crimes
If you work at the O&T, you are sweeping the floors.
>>674104673
Student?
NG9 fag reporting in.
>>674098100
You from Nunny?
>>674104266
>DL
Aycliffe here too, don't smoke though.
>>674106024
Gutting :( was hoping she was HR6
>>674105750
Sound, you go into Ipswich a lot?
>>674106270
Got any nudes of people nearby?
CB So lonely ;_;
>>674105348
>>674103740
Originally from DE7. Now DE1.
Dh4 here
>>674100542
Ch2 here
>>674106270
How old are you guys? I'm 21
TA21
>>674095837
Lived in sprowston, you drink in the blue boar?
Im from skelmesdale near liverpool
NE10 here.
>>674105008
Nah, Straight. Got a Mrs but she's away for night :P Wondered if there might be a girl here.
And yeah, its a shithole. Been here a while.
>>674106630
wool
>>674105847
Oh nice, you got anything of anyone in the area?
>>674095032
Hahaha Corby scum
>>674106300
Nah not really might do every now n then to go to asda but that's about it really I live about 10-15 miles away
>>674106650
Where abouts? Repping Deckham here
>>674106345
Just this one sadly, somewhere in woodham, not too sure of where abouts though, spoke for about a month and then lost contact late last year.
>>674106758
kek
>>674106820
Better than Wellingborough
>>674106630
hahaha skemhead
>>674090971
se13 fam
lets meet and fug
>>674106758
plazzy scouser
Is that lass from dh4 here?
Everyone on here pretending they got no pics of anyone but hoping someone else will post some. THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS DICK HEADS
Any northern Ireland faggots? Bt8
>>674087721
TS12 any1
>>674104205
NN1
>>674106935
Think you got lied too :(
Rasism
>>674106555
m'bird
*tips £2 nike cap from sports direct*
B90 Bitches
>>674107099
ye bby am ere u wan some fak
>>674089441
WF15 WEST YORKSHIRE NIGGA CHECKING IN
>>674097777
Timepiece is a shit hole. No room to move and they play now that's what I call music on repeat.
Ex5 here
>>674100926
Ayyy lmao B29
>>674087721
Tr10
>>674104205
NN7
>>674107136
Sup fam, I'm the NN8.
>>674106935
source: @chelsfergo.
>>674106935
You know chelsea ferguson?? s/
where my Teesside niggers at
>>674107136
NN7 Brahh
>>674106833
It's a shithole so I don't blame you
>>674087721
CH66
Now lets get some pints over here
>>674107414
NN8 here, hows it going?
SW1X
>>674107313
Aayyyy. Chuffed to see so many NN on here. Normally there's one and I get over excited. Town seems too normal to have anons around.
>>674107136
>>674107136
NN Fags... how goes it?
>>674107567
Yeah man, I'm down near ktown atm
>>674103242
>M15
a/s ?
>>674107659
Tesco mereway for me, joint on the go
Pe3 represent
>>674089783
ayy CM17 reporting in
>>674106284
>HR6
Needs more webbed feet for you matey.
>>674106555
a/s?
>>674107837
Pretty weird to see so many NN's. Pretty shocked too
>>674106024
Fulham huh. Whats her name. Might know her
>>674107648
You the posho NN7 (unless that's Daventry)
>>674107659
N'town just outside the centre. I'm always surprised how many of your lot come here for your nights out. Is there nothing in Kettering... except a museum....
