Let's start a I need feminism thread
I start:
I need feminism because women still get less than men for the same work.
>>674077505
I need feminism because only 8% of all rapists are convicted.
>>674077505
I need feminism because... oh wait, you're all retarded
http://henrymakow.com/frankfurt-school-satanic-judaism-in-action.html
http://henrymakow.com/2016/01/Frankfurt-School-is-Illuminati-Jewish-Satanism.html
>>674077618
I need feminism because one in five women gets raped in her life.
I need feminism because people still laugh at men for wearing "girly" clothes.
>>674077505
I really want a feminist to drill me in the ass with her strapon while telling me what a raping misogynistic pig I am
>>674077505
You need to go back to tumblr
>>674077505
Why don't you have a little fun and roll: >>674069094
>>674078495
good point
>>674077505
Get back to the kitchen cum dumpster
>>674077505
I need feminism because i'm a special snowflake and safe spaces prevent rape
>>674077505
>>674077505
I need feminism because rape still exists.
>>674079753
I need feminism because sexist assholes still think that all rapes are made up when only 1% of them are false.
>>674079961
>1%
I thought most were unreported? so how do you come to an accurate percentile?
I need feminism because I want to be more equal than those mysoginistic men
>>674080140
I need feminism because assholes like this still exist.
>>674080140
Probably because he pulled it out his arse.
>>674080442
I need feminism because most people are too dumb to realize that fuckers like this don't represent actual feminism.
>>674077505
I need feminism, because if I pretend to be a feminist guy, I get all kinds of mad pussy.
I need feminism because its more fun to rape a woman who thinks she is strong.
>>674077505
>>674077505
I need feminism because misogynist shitholes like /b/ still exist.
I need feminism because I'm a genderfluid omnisexual plantkin who goes by leaf/leafs/leafself pronouns, and the only people willing to stand up for me and my rights are other feminists!!
>>674080905
hahahaaahahahhhahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahhhhahahahahahahahahhaahaahhahahahaahahahahhhaahaah
this is the greatest thing i've read in ages
>>674080547
>asks a genuine question about feminism
>drown in burning vaginal discharge for eternity
This is why I need logic.
I need feminism because I should be slut shamed while taking the bus.
i need feminism because i'm a strong independent womyn, but i also need spaces safe from RAPIST MEN because im afraid of them because we STILL dont teach rapists not to rape
I need feminism because most men are sexist pigs who think women are beneath them and are here purely for male entertainment.
>>674077618
I need feminizm cuz 92% of women are liers
i need feminism because men need to recognise that women are angels and could never do anything to hurt/provoke them so they should stop hitting us
>>674077866
>satan
There's that Christian boogeyman again.
>>674081351
Show me your feet.
>>674078495
I need feminism because having my tumblrina gf fuck me from behind until I squeal doesn't make me a faggot
>>674078846
>>674081636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0KwdtCmvWg
>>674077505
Actually, dipshit, the pay gap is practically gone. The 'pay gap' doesn't take in to account any major details like the types of jobs that each gender has, etc. Plus, a Gender Studies degree in college won't get you jack shit in the real world, so that just adds your bullshit. Besides, even if there was a pay gap, then why don't men deserve to earn more? We stay longer hours, and women go on maternity leave and stay home with their children. And lastly, if the pay gap TRULY exists, then why aren't companies hiring only women if it's so cheap?
i need feminism because men STILL dont understand that no means no, and yes doesn't mean yes!
Forgot to crop original image. I'm gonna go kill myself real quick.
>>674079961
False statement
>>674079753
>>674081901
The Ben Folds version of this song is superb.
>>674077505
I need feminism because i want to see my girl in army, then she kill some muslims or niggers for out country.
It`s good reason, how you think?
>>674080755
Zoz
i need feminism because if women still believe there is a wage gap they obviously need a better education
>>674082273
That's actually kind of a valid point. Even if she knows full well that the parents don't call their son "she", because they think he's just an idiot.
>>674082844
>people of all genders menstruation
If you count the "second hand menstruation" I get from my coworkers, then you might be onto something.
>>674082656
Something better than 'Gender Studies' anyway.
>>674077505
I need feminism because I love to see retarded, fat, ugly girls get their bold arguments destroyed.
kek
If you want the real story about "cultural Marxism" listen to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shMdHHYpLpY
Or this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rwqqA3nHiI
>>674077505
>I need feminism because I think it's hilarious when women believe they are anything less than subhuman [Except niggers. Unless you're a niggeress, then you're fucked].
>I need feminism because I need a woman not only to make me a sandwich, but to bring me a drink. With dignity, also.
>I need feminism because I'm a huge faggot SJW cucklord and loving niggers is just not enough for me #BLM #ImaHUGEjew #cumshamemyboipucci
>>674082681
>trans boy
that means a girl trying to be a boy
>>674083221
Because nothing's better than a landwhale claiming to be beautiful in between bites of a Big Mac while yelling at the people who stare at her funny to stop fat shaming her.
>>674077505
>>674077505
I need feminism like a black man needs the KKK
>>674077505
2/?
>>674077505
3/?
>>674077505
4/?
>>674083567
I think it's acceptable to be confused about this nowadays.
http://strawpoll.me/7091382/
sage
I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle!
>>674077866
>jews
There's that stormfag boogeyman again.
Also, Horkheimer, Adorno & Benjamin are kidstuff. JFC Fuller was a military, occultist & fascist who wrote military history.
>>674077505
5/?
>>674083213
I'm a major in gender studies and I find that very offensive. This whole place makes me sick. Shame on you. And no, you may not (any under circumstances) see my breasts. That's for my wife Brenda only.
>>674077505
6/?
>>674077505
7/?
>>674083894
Women are born with vaginas.
Men are born with penises.
It's fucking black and white.
>>674083952
I just started watching SG1 again, and I have to say, Carter is one of the best female characters in a TV show. Badass, but still feminine.
OP belongs on Tumblr
Seriously, why are there feminists that say "Men are pigs, rapists hurr durr?" I mean there are 2 kinds of feminists out there:
1. The normal ones: they fight for equal wages, women rights in developing, unenlightened countries, fight domestic abuse and strive for EQUALITY.
2. The batshit crazy ones: Say that ALL men are pigs, deliberately cherrypick data, and worst of all - say that rape is when being drunk, she said yes, and the next morning she had a regret.
Seriously, if you want to be respected don't be retarded, I myself hated feminists because 2nd type are fucking up the image of feminists, when I tried to understand their reasoning, then actually, there are respectable feminists, but idiots always tend to be louder and more publicized.
>>674083999
Holy fuck trips
>>674084096
Sure it is, buddy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_verification_in_sports
>>674083596
Life's good, my friend
I need feminism because I'm tired of having to carry all of the heavy shit when moving.
I need feminism because it brings idiots together for my amusement
>>674077505
you dense motherfucking bait bitch
>>674077505
8/?
I need feminism because I need something to make me feel like I'm not a waste of space even though I'm fighting a cause that's already been won.
>>674083999
Okay, you can have your Gender Studies degree. Just don't complain when no one wants to hire you because you didn't enroll in something like Engineering or something that's actually useful.
>>674083975
Look into what Sabbateanism is.
I need feminism because it's fun to laugh at neurotic simpletons
>>674083884
Wow.. That is the entire feminist movement summed up in one picture. Their entire movement in a drawing.
>>674078495
kek
>>674083999
Have fun writing your senior thesis on deconstructing the discourse on the performative gender binary for a complete strategy of transgressive queer bodies.
>>674084371
kek
>>674078495
I know that feel
>>674083991
>>674084062
>>674084095
>>674084178
>>674084180
>>674084243
>>674084260
How new are you faggots? Spiderman is for wincest threads. Fuck off back to Facebook.
>hurrdurr I don't like the theme of thread
>I'm too dumb to form a logical opinion of why I hate it
>oh I know! I'm gonna shitpost spiderman memes
>no one will notice my newfaggotry
>>674083999
>gender studies
>doesn't view 4chan as the male rainforest
>declares herself instead of observing our intricate society
Troll detected.
>>674077866
>Walter Benjamin
GET THE FUCK BACK TO /lit/ YOU FUCKING PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER FAGGOT.
>>674084598
Have fun replying to b8 on the chin, nigga.
>>674083792
Dude with a monstergirl fetish here. Do you happen to have the original, non-censored version of that?
And, speaking of fetishes: >>674082963
>>674077505
They get less because they aren't assertive and don't ask for more money than what is offered when they accept employment.
>>674084270
I'm not your buddy, guy.
>>674081827
>>674077866
>fails to explain why cultural marxism is bad
ABONDON THREAD
>>674082656
There is one, the thing is that 70whatever cents for each women while man gets 1$ is highly misleading. When you take in account, that there are more part-time women working, and that their preferences are usually on lower paid jobs, the situation seems much less severe. However when you compare the same jobs, the women still tend to get paid less, however it is much more like 95c per 1$ which kinda makes the whole situation a lot more different.
>>674084639
Spiderman is for loli threads too
>>674084658
>>declares herself instead of observing our intricate society
>implying people lurk for years before posting
That literally makes no sense, sperglord. Have you not noticed the influx of newfags and sjws on here ?
>>674082381
>2016
>not using garzoople
>>674077505
I NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE FEMALES ARE TOO LAZY TO ACTUALLY LOOK AT THE WAGE GAP
>it 4-8% some rare like almost as rare as a master ball failing 15%
>>674077505
Ugly people get the least followed closely by fat people.. so stfu femnist kthnxbaisrynotsry
>>674077862
/thread
>>674084963
I have an idea. If women do the exact same job as men, but for 95% the price, I can make a company, staff it with only women, and have a huge margin over my competitors.
This is free money, why has noone thought of this?!
I know why, because its bullshit.
>>674084730
>mfw i actually enjoyed his stuff on the paris catacombs
>>674085353
>>674085450
>>674085523
>>674085575
ran out of spiderman, didn't you? Lousy collection.
>>674084898
Did you even watch the video?
Michael Walsh explains it. Or, if he's not to your liking, you can always watch this 7-minute piece.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYu6qhd88_M
Or this full-blown doc (which leaves out the kabbalah/sabbatean aspect but whatev).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIdBuK7_g3M
>>674085619
>>674084796
I don't actually have an uncensored version, just fap to the encored one, it's fine.
>>674085019
She is meant to be a fucking gender STUDIES major, so why not pursue the interest of studying the male gender in it's arguably purest form, instead of arguing with idiots on the internet?
It makes perfect sense if you are not a mouthbreathing monogloid
>>674077505
I need feminism because women should be able to get there ass kicked like men.
"B-but anon, you can't hit women!"
That wouldn't fit your feminist view, would it? You only want the good parts of being a man and leaving the rest and that's not how equality works. Fuck off back to tumblr.
>>674085159
>mfw a woman is the highest paid hourly employee at my store
>mfw there are 2 men who make more than her just cause for salary reasons
>mfw she turned down a promotion to be an asm
>mfw she is has ever been the only non salary employee to receive a bonus check
>mfw i have no face
pic related
>tits always related
I need feminism because it makes a reasonable excuse to stay single.
spam this feminist
07505172610
>>674080755
Every male friend on Facebook.
It's a fucking epidemic.
>>674085890
>>674079961
66% are false because only 3/11 people come out about it and 1/3 are lying. feminism isn't going to stop rape. and feminism isn't even a legit idea anymore. I support equal rights but feminism is about women's privilege now.
>>674085862
m8 its called feminism, not egalitarianism. of course they dont want equality
>>674085957
4chan /b/ ain't your personal army faggot.
>>674077866
>henry makow
>>674085957
>>674086134
You're an egalitarian, Anon.
>>674077505
Implying our world isn't feministic...
Just saying that feminicide exists and it's treated differently from menicide is enough....
>>674077505
>
i need feminism because i don't want to have to discuss actual issues I have as a man. I'd rather have someone tell me what my problems are
I need feminism because id rather be told how to behave by a gender that will ridicule me no matter what I do
I need feminism because men don't have any real problems in the world, and any "problem" men think they have is really a women's issue and needs feminism
I need feminism because made up, cherry-picked, falsified statistics made me think that women in western countries in 2016 somehow have it terrible
I need feminism because despite women being shot in the face for trying to read in other countries, it's really a problem here that men play too many video games and watch pornography
I need feminism because I want to walk outside wearing nothing at all, and I only want men I find attractive to look at me, but only for the amount of time that I enjoy it, and not for a second longer because if I feel uncomfortable in any way, I should be able to call them rapists and have the police take them away
I need feminism because if I get sick of a relationship where someone has provided for me for 10 years, gave me children, paid for everything, and done exactly what I tell him, I should be able to leave and still continue having him pay for everything while I keep the kids.
I need feminism because I secretly want to be a slut that gets gangbanged at parties, but I don't like the ridicule that comes with it afterwards, so I should be able to just use the fallback of "rape" to escape responsibility for my actions
>>674081351
"To generalize is to be an idiot" - William Blake
>>674084875
kek
>>674086307
that's what feminism started out as. equal rights between men and women at least. but now it's literally a cult of talking cunts
>>674085690
I've rarely seen something as fucking dumb as this chart. Outstanding.
>>674086668
Explain how and why the chart is wrong.
>>674086684
Reroll
>>674085690
How long is it faggot, check your clock does it look like I had time to watch it all. But, thankyou for the suggestions. I will watch it/them. I was hoping for an easily digested meme identifying neg points.
>>674084996
I suppose, but these faggots fly it around everywhere
>>674086814
Reroll
>>674077505
i need feminism because i need medicine, and laughter is the best medicine
>>674083679
oh no kaga-san, you aint getting away that easily
>>674086783
It is not even wrong.
>>674086511
"To be a newfag, is to be you."
>anon, circa now
>>674077505
>>674087075
How is it dumb then?
>>674086993
kaga-san?
>>674087253
Not anon you're talking to, but it's not so much it being dumb, as you are being dumb.
>>674081979
So a strong maybe?
>>674082356
kek. but really - fucking lol
>>674084493
Made me hard
>>674084398
>McGoogle it
>>674084730
Benjamin and Scholem were bad news.
Just google what sabbateanism teaches. It is nothing but pure evil.
This thread is cancer
I need feminism because reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkptuaH3EW8
>>674081979
fifty no's and one yes still means yes.
>>674082356
A very elegant post.
>>674087685
>nothing but pure evil
My type of shit
>>674084963
I've never seen one example of a man and woman working the same job for the same company in the same state with the same education, experience and hours get paid differently. I've never seen it and no one I know in human resources/business management ever has either...
When all those factors are taken into account, the wage gap shrinks to something like a fraction of a cent -- virtually nothing. The wage gap is a myth.
>>674085690
Watched it. Jesus christ
>>674084493
>>674077505
I need feminism because it's hilarious watching all these 30+ women realize with increasing panic that they will never have children or a husband, and their emancipation means slaving away for the rest of their lives.
>>674083999
>my wife Brenda
Too specific.
Brenda is probably a dude. Because, you know, feminists gained enough influence to normalise gender neutral names. And by gender neutral names, I mean girl names given to boys.
>>674089196
>Brenda is probably a dude. Because, you know, feminists gained enough influence to normalise gender neutral names. And by gender neutral names, I mean girl names given to boys
First of all, she is a she no matter how much you disagree. Just because she was born with a feminine penis, doesn't make her a genuine woman. Stop being a typical cis-scum.
I need feminism because fart rape is real, women are afraid/ashamed to fart in public, and I have a fart fetish
>>674089536
>doesn't make her a genuine woman.
>doesn't not make her a genuine woman*
>>674089610
Awe, you poor thing. You can fart in presence all you want, you farty hunny bunny.
>>674086383
Thanks, I've been collecting these for street art.
>>674077505
I need feminism because i'm a human being too.
>>674085804
Aw, damn. I'll save it anyways, I guess. Thanks.
>>674077866
>the current year
>still believing the frankfurt school is behind feminism and anti-racism
Nigga pls.
Queer Theory and Postcolonial Theory are what caused the current clusterfuck in modern academia.
Don't blame Walter Benjamin or Herbert Marcuse. Blame Edward Said and Judith Butler.
hue. remember to sage kiddies
>>674086383
>I need feminism because id rather be told how to behave by a gender that will ridicule me no matter what I do
More like;
>I need feminism because I need to be told how to act by people from a gender who act alone on impulses fueled from emotion rather than a set of logical thoughts
Women are fucking retarded dude. Every single one of them is severely retarded in their own way, solely from being a woman. Even the successful ones, especially them, actually.
>>674089826
I'm a dude...and I want girls to fart around me 'cause it gives me a boner
Bait nigga.
>>674085807
>studying the male gender in it's arguably purest form
A bunch of betas on 4chin arguing about gender equalities in-between jerking it to loli and furry pron? Are you fucking trolling me, you little twinkle-toe cucklord faggot?
>>674089536
>>674085890
If a woman makes less at her job then other people, it's cause she's retarded, not cause she has a cunt.
>>674085957
>>674077505
yea! , fist women!
Misoginy and feminis is for idiots.
>>674091717
>Because she's retarded. Not because she has a cunt.
No.
>Because she is a cunt. Not because she has a cunt.
>>674085890
Is that said gril at work?
>>674077505
I need feminism, because I need to laugh at something.
>>674080905
Kek
What the fuck is this thread..
>>674080755
Haha, pic relate is awesome bro.
>>674092095
lower those eyebrows mr
Anyone got more of these? I'm looking for the one where the dude gets decimated at the end.
>>674081636
w0t bout baphomet, tbh fam?
>>674077505
I need feminism, because I need more bitches that know what the fuck they want for dinner. Stupid cunts can't pick shit out, unless a man picks it for them.
>>674077505
I need feminsim beacuse following it is easier than following humanism
>>674088035
>>674077505
>>674077505
i used to fuck a feminist.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvNmDqkHir8
>>674091486
>comes to an anonymous site
>doesn't do exactly what he wants to
Does someone force you to argue and jerk to furry anon? cus if not I would say it's a pretty damn good insight into what young white middle-class men do in their free time.
Weak as fuck trolling still bro.
I need feminism because the no feminist are brainless
I need feminism, because they make me laugh the most.
>>674094769
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
>>674094769
True, hard true.
>>674094769
/thread
I need feminism because men should be our slaves and I resent them for ______ ... pretty much sums it all up.
>>674094665
ayy lmao
>>674094843
aw learn irony finally tumblerina?
>>674088413
Boner stop it!
>>674080905
I'm proud of you son
>>674077505
The face of feminism
https://twitter.com/APCentralRegion/status/709816815271149569
>>674084180
>>674077505
I'm a feminist and a male. I think women should get exactly the same as men. Men really make me sick to the stomach!
I need feminism because I deal with my insecurties by projecting them onto everyone else
>>674077505
I need feminism because 99% of men are rapists
>>674077505
>>674077618
Same fag
>>674078846
My reaction
>>674077862
/thread only 3 posts in
The rekt
>>674082973
>Use trebuchet to attack opponent's cities
>Claim rule over opponent's cities
>Remember first step
>what cities?
>>674080755
this is hilarious
Ihr degenerierten degeneraten... Mink ist der beste... Behold the mink
I need feminism because i'm a cuckold and like to see how the world gets destructed, by the dumb gender, women
Reddit Poll-
Who do you think would be the best President?
http://strawpoll.me/7091398
>>674077505
i need feminism cause they are semen demons once you get past their bullshit
>>674085619
get a load of this heretic
>>674083999
You go girl, don't let no cis gendered male bring to down
I dont care, cause those who need it and those who get it and those who want to prevent it, are all just idiots with agendas, trying to manage what they got.
I need everything that remains, to become something more then the sum of its parts, for the whole two monkey cages shouting at each other to get a banana between the teeth and shut the fuck up, cause live be good, for a minute, a hour a day. I need time, cause time is running out, and if it runs out, we all go back into the dessert, killing and butchering one another, and live will be miserable and short and shitty for everyone equal. Be prepared to have your agenda be the last thing you need then.
>>674077505
But that's wrong.
Women don't do the same work.
>>674080627
>not a true scotsman
