prove you arent a newfag
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
prove you arent a newfag
i started browsing 4chan @ 2015
Newfag reporting in
i fap to cp for over 15 years now
Puddi Puddi
>>674010162
2008 fag here don't remember seeing this picture before
>>674011650
Links to an expired virus. Bummer.
here
>>674011800
TOP KEK
GIGI PUDDI
DUN DUN
>>674011412
Fapping to cp since you were 2? What's wrong with you!?
>>674010162
Nickelback collection on my phone
>>674012326
Im crying here. The memories
am i doing it rite?
i've been here for a month now, i'm clearly an oldfag
nimp.org
>>674012489
have more
I've been here since the fappening. :/
>>674012346
> kek
NEWFAG
Why Not?
>>674010162
That mound
I am doe
i still have my vintage fingerbox
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>>674010162
DESU DESU
>>674010162
I have to go back and warn everyone!
>>674013227
Needs more DESU
>>674011412
Fapping to shit tier cp on 4chan?
>>674013423
here you go faggot
>>674012326
My sides ...
>>674011412
It's cool cause Sandra is way legal now.
>>674013431
>implying all cp isnt shit
this is newer but still good
>>674013227
DE GESO DE GESO DE GESO DE GESO DE GESO DE GESO DE GESO DE GESO DE GESO DE GESO DE GESO DE GESO DE GESO DE GESO DE GEICO DE GESO DE GESO DE GESO
brushie brushie
>>674013096
Oh man I made one shop and no one knew what it was.
boxxy is queen
I'm 6 billion years old
>>674010162
I am an officer of the internet police, and my specialty is backtracing people. If you post vulgarity and insult people on the internet, consequences will never be the same
>>674013562
=.=
>mfw anon has no idea what he's talking about
I been here since the rock start cookin!
>>674012961
everyone had caps lock on all the time back in the day
>>674014003
I wonder what lying down in that would feel like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B10BxYZqa1Q
>>674014158
Man, I wish I could download communism. It worked better than what we have now.
>>674014106
I have hundreds gigabytes of cp so i know it
>>674014250
just vote bernie
>>674014231
huuuUUUUUHHHHHHH?!
Here's some proof positive: I've been pointing out that this pic was shopped on /b/ since no later than 11/24/2012 @ 10:43pm (UTC). What am I doing with my life?
>>674014316
>2016
>not having literal petabytes of CP
>>674014231
I miss ITT
>>674014445
itt i post old things.
>>674014286
When we once had a hive mind
>>674014321
Oh I plan to. That's just some low level socialism though. Any real move towards communism wouldn't get past the local level politically in this country.
>>674014615
>implying it's not just uninterrupted samefagging
>>674014758
Baby steps, comrade.
>>674013096
Fingerwhat ?
What is that thing ?
>>674010162
2013 here
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>>674014758
You realize if no one voted a president would still be elected right? What does that tell you about your vote?
I used kek before it was cool or known
@2009
>>674010162
nope nigga I'm proving I am a fucking newfag by posting in this shit tier bait thread because I'm a goddamn fcking roody-poo
Classic
>>674015170
holy fuck i forgot all about baby fuck
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>>674014927
Newfags can't triforce
>>674011412
>15 years now
don't you get tired of it? i go through fetishes every year i definitely don't think i would hold one down for 15... also have you ever been to prison?
>>674015111
So close to 2500000 GET
>>674015111
Jesus christ, this is like Lereddit tier humor.
Ah the ole switcheroo
>>674015156
shit i forgot to use 0173
>>674015419
continued
Anyone remember hacks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcDy8HEg1QY
>>674015515
fuck off captcha give me something easy
>>674013330
Old or not, that pic's just a reminder this place has been nothing but an edgy faggot hugbox for more than likely its entire existence.
>>674015436
It's funny how you all shit on Reddit, but I bet most of you have Reddit accounts
>>674012771
do you have the original image i want to use that for 4chan's next birthday
>>674014316
Prove it
>not FBI or Hansen
>>674015865
did you ever think differently? /b/ has never been good.
>>674015852
MODS
Been here for a year now, not a newfag but definitely not a oldfag.
>>674014909
0/32 ffs
>>674015956
no, what i'm posting is from an old archive i used to have.
>>674015992
Usually people act like being here makes them cool hacker geniuses like we're some secret society of badasses. In reality yeah, we've always sucked. This is the general porn board of an anime forum. It's disgusting that the opinion that being here means anything is so common.
>>674010162
Sauce?
/baw/
>>674010162
this is the first thread i've viewed
is this a good site?
>>674014160
Like crunchy bliss
Remember when we made her famous?
Well I found this an it didn't disturb me at all... Cause I have seen soooo much worse
>>674016952
GTFO THIS IS YOUR ONLY >WORMING
>>674013653
Yummy
I remember so many deaths that we mocked, back when we go to Facebook and take over memorial pages...
>>674017195
Never went that far. But I have very rare gore on my bricked hard drive
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>>674014422
Such a good game
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>>674017555
No spydr is not oldfag enouf.
BUT THOS TRIPS DOE!
>>674017473
Wish I remembered the kid's name... some teenager in Jersey who jumped to his death at a group of kindergartners as they walked by.
>>674017652
>game
I lost the game
>>674017555
Back in my day, this was Spiderman.
>>674017736
I felt bad for the ground. That blood stain is still there no doubt.
I'm here since milhouse was a meme.
>>674018019
Wow.
Anyone still got one of these?
>>674013524
woah trueeeeeeeeeeeee
she got a fb?
>>674014059
story?
>>674018209
That was a shit model. You find that at the landfill?
>>674018424
At least I didn't have to make one like a poor fag
>>674018375
Faggot has no friends, like you
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>>674018537
I am very crafty. I won the blue ribbon at the state fair for my fingerbox design.
>Come at me bro
RIP Billy Mays.
Im not a newfag XDDD
>>674010162
I've seen the guy fucking a skull
>>674018867
>XD
Yes you are
>>674018537
Fingerboxes can involve up to ten thousand individual moving parts. I'd commend anyone who managed to make one themselves at home.
>>674018575
Pool's closed
>>674010162
You fuckers don't know who this is.
>>674019010
Fuck. Still? Someone must have divided by zero.
>>674019195
Her hands seem fuck'd. I'm not sure what I am looking at
sage in all fields
>>674019450
Wish I had that power back
I've been on 4chan since it was 2chan.
Am I crescent fresh?
>>674010162
I was in that thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK8gUo0GLQk
ITTY BITTY BABY
>>674019730
THE LAUTSPRECHERS <3
>>674019666
Trip six
HAIL SATAN!
>>674019420
How about a closer look.
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Only true newfags try to prove that they're not a newfag.
Everyone here is a faggot no matter what...
>>674017070
creepy chan.
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>>674019909
Ummm black nail?
Still a cute girl
>>674020094
you realize you screen shotted the thumbnail right? You cant blow up the picture if you just screen shot the thumbnail faggot.
>>674020269
>Troll Successful
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>>674020140
Sky queen.
>>674012765
Still new buddy. Habeeb it
i remember 2m get, and the great fap challenge of 2004. /b/ was all porn threads and the master thread had no post limit. overtime someone finished they would reply to their original post. someone an hero'd at 42.
>>674014008
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>>674010162
i'm not voting for the Cuck Bernie sanders , I've been here long enough to see /b/ go from sieg heil, to "Traps and feminine penis" only if you knew how many finger-boxes ive destroyed in rage, the Soul of /b/ is dead
>>674015114
Fake
>>674018980
>yes you are
Yes you are
Captain Dan reporting in...
>>674020333
i never really found these funny, bait is always obvious why blast it with pictures of fish and bait
>>674020428
So true.
The time I came in /b/ didn't have only porn threads.
There was a variety, alt art threads, wallpaper thread and shit like that.
Gore threads and not shitty rekt threads with overused content.
Caturday happened at least once every fucking week.
At least at that point /b/ was a bit /b/rilliant.
anyone else still remember snacks?
>>674020428
I still have my fingerbox.
no. >>674010162
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>>674020919
Kill your self
i come here to wank :D
>>674012698
My nigga.
>>674012057
Lioncash was cash
I dump chocolate milk down the drain.
This thread is bullshit...
>>674020783
eh's pretty good internet DJ
>>674021086
/CP thread/
>INB4 moralfags
I remember the great war. Sides were chosen.
not so smooth, let's try again
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>>674010162
Reported, have fun in the pokey
>>674021307
Nyan cat vs toster cat vs tac nayn
>>674020894
last try
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>>674015956
here you go
notice to any newfags: leave now before you're sucked in forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
maybe i... zuck ya dick
>>674021546
Noice! Now make one composed of three of these.
I remember the day this hit the net. That makes me an older fag than most of you pukes have been alive.
>>674021546
Best one. Thanks for keep on trying
>>674021571
LOL
>>674021259
Newfag here
Who is Boxxy? i keep seeing thread about her from time to time but those faggots never answer my question!
>>674021562
That shit fucked me up
>>674017084
story?
>>674021728
how about you google her you faggot
I arrived here in 07, when i was in middle school.
I remember when we used to call her Linetrap and I said, "FUCK IT" and busted my first homosexual nut.
>>674021728
some crazy ADHD bitch who made a video that got really really popular on 4chan for a bit then everyone started calling her the "Queen of /b/" then those people became faggots and now she's trying to get popular again by making the same types of videos but it doesnt work because its not as genuine as the original video
enough?
>>674021956
Aw thanks!
I tough she was some 4chan regular wich ended up doing an hero....
>>674021956
boxxy was always just a character she played
that's why she was so exaggerated
>>674021728
if she is worth making a thread about, then you can google the info about it
>pls stop posting, you need to lurk
We wuz newfags and shit
>>674022212
UH did you watch the original video when it first came out? that was genuinely some crazy bitch who tried making youtube videos really late @ night and just happened to be really fucked wired
>>674021971
>not a newfag
>digital f*****box
...
>>674022355
Checked and I do
>>674010162
Hey, oldest fag here... I was just away for this picture, lol jk, et pranked, omg your on prank patrol, prancing 4chaners (gone sexual), but please what is dis
>>674020366
It's Cracky you fucking plebs. Holy shit.
>>674022652
>newfag alert
>>674012057
Not OP, but that pic is severely old. It was around when I started lurking back in '06.
>>674013524
You stupid fuck, as if sandra was the only popular starlet of them.
>>674018285
She is married and has a kid. Lurk moar.
Duck roll
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>>674023658
Sorry i was choosy with my cp
>>674010162
Hey /b/ros
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>>674021638
I remember sending links to tubgirl cause I was le epic troll, how old is it though?
>>674013517
> the furry to live
Why is there a Desu Warhammer collab?
>>674022212
boxxy pls go
>>674010162
I am ID Heaven
>>674014406
That clown shopped in was before '06 /b/ro.
oh yeah, i did that
>>674021675
story?
PENIS filter
Shit. Filters, man. Those we're the days. /b/ had a lot more personality. It changed and had new things going on often. It feels really stagnant now.
>>674020269
please tell me you are trying to trolling... wow
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>>674018537
>finds fingerbox at landfill
>tries to call a fingerbox craftsman a poorfag
>>674020122
everyone on /b/ is a faggot, no matter what
>>674015140
>1
it´s still not cool by now idiot
>be me in middle school
>discover porn and masturbation a little later than my fellow peers
>for some reason really attracted to lingerie, more than the actual woman.
>one day on a stupid whim, i dig through my mom's dirty laundry and find her panties, which i put on and proceed to furiously masturbate.
>this becomes a regular occurance
>eventually high school, and i cannot masturbate unless i am completely dressed like a woman.
>i now secretly own an entire outfit from the pantyhose to the jewellery and lipstick that i stole from friends of parents and goodwills.
>keep it in my school bag
>these clothes havent been washed in many, many years, and are soaked in he sweat of a 13-16 year old pervert.
>start to masturbate in my parents room
>maybe for the taboo of it, maybe because their bed is really comfortable, i dont know.
>makes me feel good, so whatever.
>discover 4chan
>what is this disgusting site oh my lord look at those tits
>disgusting faggots. fucking furries. etc.
>it grows on me.
>a little older now, know a little more about the world.
>decide to buy a skunk tail buttlug.
>still too beta to buy a new drag outfit
>add this, and a dildo that i ordered online through a friend i made online by pretending to be a girl.
>yes they were that stupid and desperate.
>but so was i.
>>674025062
>18 now. no job, no school, just my laptop and my 4chan
>discover that i really, really, really love assplay while sucking on something.
>walk to sex shop
>nervous as fuck
>buy a rather large foxtail plug
>i'll MAKE it fit
>few days parents gone
>dress up as usual
>time to take this bad girl on the ride of her life.
>equip my cumstained panties
>equip my way too tight sports bra
>equip my all ripped up pantyhose with a hole where my cock sticks out and where my asshole is
>equip sweatshorts
>equip girly snap-on earrings and necklace
>fuck getting a mirror im horny now, blindly put on lipstick and dab some cheek color on
>slowly but surely insert the big plug
>surprised it fits
>VERY snug
>put the skunk tail plug in my mouth and start slowly sucking
>lost in the extacy
>start touching myself
>edging for 5 minutes now
>really really close
>on the verge of cumming
>bathroom door opens and my dad is standing there
>what the fuck-WHAT THE FUCK ANON
>rack my brains
>what can i say
>what is my excuse
>what am i doing?
>life flashed before my eyes
>i dont want to die daddy
>i'll come clean
>tell him the whole truth
>maybe he can help me
>i look him in the eye as i lay there on all fours with an anal plug fox tail, dressed in cumstained smelly drag, make up now sliding off my my face as sweat and tears fuck it up
>stutter at first
>d-dad... i'm..
>i'm OP.
These were fun
http://www.lurkmore.com/view/4chan_Wordfilters
I remember some kind of operation that involved coins. Like years ago. Forgot how it was called and what the purpose of it was though.
>>674010162
I still don't know how to meme triangle
>>674019957
The day /b/ sent a front into space.
>>674025192
lol, *frog
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>>674024854
found the newfags
>>674024854
>Craftsman
I REMEMBER
>marblecakealsothegame
>>674025335
Here is one of the ones I've made. Cheak those smooth edges
You all just lost the game
>>674010265
then you are very new.
>>674026017
You shit fuck I just lose a hour ago too. You waited.
There is a special place in hell for people like you
>>674024635
how to make a triforce changed from time to time i think.
i cannot do it anymore
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Don't think you can get the text colored anymore, but rainbow colored ROODYPOO CANDYASS
Image cap hit. Welp it was fun. I lied this was shit. Night faggots. See y'all in hell
>>674026415
>Don't think you can get the text colored >anymore, but rainbow colored ROODYPOO >CANDYASS
![1370482305632[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1457/649/1457649093561.jpg "1370482305632[1]")
