ITT anons are the founding founders of a new country and make laws for this new country.
Dubs or higher and it becomes law.
Dubs or higher can retract a law implemented by Dubs. Trips or higher can retract a law implemented by trips... and you know the rest....
No pony shit.
Kill all niggers
everyone dies
Kill all niggers and bronies
>>673985331
No gays allowed, all will be exterminated publicly.
>>673985331
I get all the pussy I want with no resistance and utter submission. Disobeying is capital offence.
No faggots allowed.
No more candy bars in Lunchables
>>673985885
Roll
>>673985331
All males must trap or nullo.
>>673985951
fuck you
>>673985331
Make Milhouse a meme
No more Germans
>>673985331
kill all black people there to ghetto
no fags
>>673985885
Reroll
>>673985331
First law.
Pizza guys no longer costs money.
Take a pizza and go.
>>673986321
reroll
just once
Chumlee can do whatever he wants
Tumblr and reddit are blocked, circumventing this is punishable by death.
>>673986437
Roll
>>673985331
Trump is elected first president
>>673986321
>>673986398
last one
All drugs are legal
Our pledge must be
'' I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.''
No niggers or Nigerian princes
Anyone who is such shall have their penis be ripped off by sandpaper if found in the country illegally
I am the leader of 4chna
>>673986437
Rollin dolan nolan niggers
>>673986643
roll
>>673986721
reroll but this should have said 4chinz
>>673986437
Last roll
>>673985331
all girls will now wear glasses and short skirts
everyone is infected with ebola
No anime
Anyone caught with anime has their house inspected, all traces of anime destroyed, and punishments can range from $500-1K fine to a 6 month sentence. Anime dealers and smugglers will serve a 5-20 year sentence.
>>673986437
One more roll
Cake and Chocolate milk are the only things allowed to ever be consumed, except when it's New Years Eve/Day, where celebratory semen is consumed.
tumblr fag exicutions are to be put on public display
>>673986966
Winrar
Sissy's will be prosecuted for treason
>>673986966
Perfect law anon
>>673985331
>founding founders
cmon guy.
>>673987037
re roll
>>673986966
Retracted
Nigger rule for eternity
>>673986437
Check these dubs
>>673987434
sorry m8, anime is sin and must be destroyed once and for all
>>673986966
RIP Anime
Women are objects that can be bought and sold like stocks on wall street
>>673985331
women must stay fit. Any that fail we be executed.
Women must also only wear skirts with no panties. Any man can bend over her and fuck her. This is the law.
Female immigrants may be granted access to the country and have full citizenship but must apply a "tits or gtfo" card
Not doing drugs is punishable by death.
>>673985331
Post numbers become hidden via SHA2 undecryptable hash.
>>673986437
Rollin
>>673987755
winrar holy shit
All male niggers must be neutered and the females must be kept on a leash at all times.
>>673987718
roll
>>673987685
Revision, a man may request a fight to the death if he may want to fuck a claimed woman by another man, if successful he may keep the woman and fuck her forever
Article IV, Section II:
The presence of Traps on our soil shall hereby be unlawful and punishable by gouging of the eyes.
Those found harboring such abominations will be sentenced to permanent exile.
>>673986437
Check 'em
>>673986437
Mfw
>>673987755
You can quit now.
Requesting cheese pizza can be punishable by death via guillotine
Legal drugs and prostitution.
>>673988333
wow
Communism is a absolute dreadful crime and anyone suspected of any views towards it or show signs of support shall be executed without trial. E.I wearing red
Is that our flag? Yuck
Congress shall make no law prohibiting discrimination a business transaction based on race, sex, sexuality, or religion.
all furries will be shot on sight and any furry material will be destroyed, traced back to the owner, and the owner will be shot.
>>673988547
reroll
cis males are publicly humiliated and fucked by faggots
Well have blackjack and hookers
We must all practice Sharia Law
The right to life, and quality of life, will form the foundation of law. Sustainability shall likewise be the watchword of industry.
Electors will be awarded by percentage of votes in given district (e.g. no "winner take all"). At a minimum, the three largest parties in terms of membership will be represented in all media involved in election coverage, through the year prior to an election. Barriers to entry in a political race will apply equally to all parties. Total financial contribution to any election - personal or via an intermediary - shall not exceed $1000, sum to be revisited every ten years, in perpetuity.
>>673988746
roll
>>673988746
wew
Anyone caught in possession with anything relating to bananas will be severely whipped, castrated, and dropped off in tumblr or reddit
>>673988387
Hillary Clinton is to be killed if entered on our soil
Its legal to be naked and have sex anywhere anytime
Congress shall make no law prohibiting discrimination within business transaction based on race, sex, sexuality, or religion.
Greeting people must be done with your exposed genitalia.
>>673989119
re fucking roll
All citizens will worship allah
Women are required to show tits or shall be punished as seen fit
Suicide is required upon arrival
I guess the goal of this thread is to prove Trump/Hillary/Bernie have value, given the alternative. Fuck all of you.
I am supreme leader and can never be dethroned
>>673985331
Pokemon is a religion
Dubs or higher are illegal and all who obtain them shall be put to death
All political debates are to be decided in a roman gladiatorial arena. No substitutes may be used as stand in for any political debates. Minor debates are to first blood, Moderate debates are until submission (after 10 minutes of debate, debaters must take a five minute break for water, sharpening of implements of debate and any minor medical care). Major debates (i.e. two or more party members running for a political chair in the government). There will be death allowed with no fallout on the victor except for: 1a. Victor must pay for proper burial or cremation of political opponent in a respectful way. 2a. Victor may not desecrate political opponent in any way. 3a. Victor must acknowledge the strength of conviction of political opponent(s) for meeting victor inside the arena of debate (see gladiatorial arena).
Victor must allow one minor law of opponents political stance to pass unto bill for voting and may not veto law if approved through majority (if victor was debating highest seat of honor in government with opponent).
Opponent of Victor loses all political standing within government for two years regardless of debate as they are submissive loser and must withdraw from politics for said two years (to further physical fitness training if still living). Betting on political debates is encouraged and 25% of all bets won will be given unto the nations debt to pay off nations debt. if no debt, money shall be put towards marijuana growth, farming, and education. all proceeds from lost fights (house wins fuckers) will go towards national debt first, military second (a % will be distributed evenly throughout governmental systems) and the peoples programs third. Any debater or political affiliate found to have taken bribes or dives before, during or after political debates will be sumarrily executed by Lions, Tigers and Bears. the first two being carnivorous cats and the third a group of homosexual men who will rape said political party membr for raping Nations Peopl
All children under citizenship of our nation enter purbity must seek a fitness test which requires old B.C century spartan training
>>673986966
>>673987755
>>673988333
>>673988477
Laws so far
Water is illegal
>>673989539
Reroll
>>673985624
Not browns
All men are required to take gender studies and diversity courses
>>673989600
Fuck you
>>673989374
Reroll
>>673989539
Roll
>>673989600
Well, we're all dead
We use the gold standard
>>673989585
RE- to the fucking -ROLL
>>673989539
Last time
Niggers must lick my anus to be granted as a person
We can only wear analog watches. Digital watches are forbidden
Laws are illegal
>>673989600
Dubs amends this law to "Water tainted with Kool-aide is illegal" as not to attract niggers
we descend into anarchy
Masturbation is Illegal and punishable by chopping of penis
I rule
No Muslims
No gays
Both get executed
No animal posts or anime on internet
No Pakistan,Syria people etc
Women don't drive
No burqa
Gang Rapists get dicks cut off
Scat is illegal
Shrek is the only religion this country needs, any government officials caught trying to change this law will be killed by the peoples choice
>>673990285
All attempts to retract laws are punishable by death
only female and black presidents
>>673990468
Reroll
please roll
>>673986966
>>673990431
reroll!!
>>673989585
Issa me, Re-Rolling
Loli is allowed in public
>>673990468
Attempts to make laws unretractable are punishable by purple nurple
>>673986643
roll
>>673990448
Reroll
>>673989585
fuck it im re-rolling again
Anime, mlp, and being german is punishable by exile
>>673990123
Rolling
only black presidents allowed
>>673986643
reroll
No sex.
>>673986875
Roll
>>673989600
>>673989600
CCCCCCHEkem .
>>673990448
this
There's now a fee of 10$ for everything you post on the Internet
weed is mandatory
>>673990448
Except the rapist part
Bukkake of the bride to your closest bro's is mandatory at the wedding reception
>>673985331
100% encryption for everything. Privacy over security every time.
>>673991020
Reroll
>>673985331
We nuke USA and say it was Russia.
>>673991020
One more time
All women will be rendered speechless.
>>673987882
Kept on my dick
every single citizen must have an army to play warhammer 40k but all of them must be tau
>>673991111
Check'd
Mandatory circumcision for all men, including retroactively.
>>673985331
Women aren't allowed to wear a single piece of clothing. Even in the harshest conditions.
What does /b/ think of my art? I highly doubt >>673986256
any of you will be able to figure out who it is.
>>673991206
Supa
Gender studies classes are mandatory
4chan is immediately terminated. Anyone who attempts to reinstate it is deported to Africa.
I become King and Grand emporer
>>673988438
Kys capfag
>>673991131
roll
4 chan is banned
>>673991111
>>673990448
Fucking quads
This is now a law
>I rule
>No Muslims
>No gays
>Both get executed
>No animal posts or anime on internet
>No Pakistan,Syria people etc
>Women don't drive
>No burqa
>Scat is illegal
Females are to wear no clothing in temperatures of 60° or higher, footwear is exempt. Failure to comply with this law will result in jail time.
All normies are sent to concentration camps to assimilate them from their normal faggot ways
Communism.
Air is banned
>>673985331
Every house is a giant stone pyramid.
>>673991444
hehehe
furries will be kept in pounds, neutered, then executed
>>673985331
Free healthcare for all.
>>673985331
Closed borders. Anyone found to be living in this new country illegally will be executed on the spot.
Also, every thursday is free ice cream day.
>>673991688
repeal
>>673985331
Feminist society
>>673991111
Retracting. And making any further retractions illegal, and cause for exile
>>673991444
I vote to repeal this law and replace it with feminism being illegal
>>673991379
roll 1
>>673991501
It obviously is. He rules.
I am the rulers right hand
Water is legal
ground is illegal
>>673989649
Go to to
Tumblr fag
>>673985331
All trans, gays, and everyone not white or asian be killed
>>673991727
Robots do agriculture, everyone eats free.
Robots build & maintain pyramids.
Everyone just maintains robots 4 hours per day.
Clothing is prohibited. Stupid or Ugly people are exiled.
Suicide is required immediately. Punishable by death
only black presidents
>>673991688
Amendment: all matter except for air is banned
No fags or arabs
holocaust on all religion
all Christians and Jews will be shot and/or crucified on sight
>>673990498
Kys
>>673992099
how about you suck on my feminine penis
>>673992124
Reroll
You must show me or any female your dick before entering our home or property.
>>673992248
reroll
>>673986875
rolleroni
>>673991688
Wasting dubs on faggot shit is banned, and posting privileges are taken away for one month on the first offense, and permanently on the second
Rerolling is banned
Also, niggers are castrated and put to work on farms if they can bench at least 200 pounds; if they can't, they're put to death. All nigger women are immediately killed.
Existence is illegal
All previous laws are invalid and the opposite is in fact law.
"Female" shall be called "cumbucket" and all cumbuckets over the age of 12 must be assigned to a male they serve eternally.
Suicide is required upon arrival
>>673985331
Every citizen must wear red and green socks (the right one green and the left one red) on every day that there is a full moon.
>>673992248
rerolls
>>673992382
reroll
>the irony
>>673985331
We structure the new country the way USA was in the beginning. When it was better.
>>673991826
roll
The new mandatory state-run religion worships the Great Pumpkin as the almighty God.
>>673988799
Wasted dubs
>>673992422
My work here is done
All persons caught wearing flat billed caps are to be executed
Whites are now all slaves and blacks are their slaveholders
>>673992555
Boom.
>>673992455
I roll to retract this
>>673992248
Also Mudslimes.
Fuck off by one
>>673992434
>>673992555
>-55
>overridden by -555
>shall be reinstituted only by -5555
>>673992422
repeal
>>673986966
Veto
>>673992777
Good
>>673992699
NIGGER WHY
Also retract the retract
You're gonna smell it
>>673992422
Neat
Anything with the word black is forbidden because we are racist.
>>673992777
kek'd
Everyone must have sex with a potato or be put to death.
>>673992829
one filled with faggots
the kind of retarded faggots that use /b/
>>673992355
>>673992422
>>673992511
>>673992555
>>673992622
>>673992699
>>673992777
So many so close together,
All white males receive black dick transplants at birth
No guns allowed
Nigga Nigga Nigga will be our national anthem
>>673992777
Repeal the repeal.
All laws from here on out are now laws of nature, and therefore unchangeable
>>673992699
Um good job I guess
>>673992842
Mainly because im female and over the age of 12
>>673992622
Gets dubs. Gets dubs referring to previous dubs... Hmm...
>>673992555
>>673992842
Gotta get trips friendo
Quads to remove all laws prior to this one
The country does not exist and further attempts are disbanded.
>>673986966
repeal
all blacks go back to africa.
All firearms are to be surrendered
>>673985331
Women should live on one side, and men on the other, and should only meet in the middle grounds during scheduled weekly orgies, then go their separate ways again.
>>673992974
this
and the national motto shall be "ooga booga, where da white women at?"
also, all niggers are put to death by hanging
>>673985331
Our leading export is cp
>>673985331
mandatory annual prostate tests
>>673992099
>>673993019
Newfag/Underage detected
>>673993080
What blacks?
lol
Dubs for all laws erased.
Our pledge must be
'' I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.''
The new country will nuke all other countries, for lulz sake.
>>673993058
Reroll
Only inspection shelf toilets may be put into homes
>>673993218
Wrong on both counts.
Rolling for Obamacare
Cats shall be revered as godlike creatures, harming a cat is punishable by death and everyone has to keep at least one cat. Even allergic people.
The floor is always lava, no exceptions
>>673993355
Waste of good triple dubs
>>673992259
How about you respect my dubs and go to tumblr
>>673993355
wested dubs....
The public education system shall only contain classes of memetastic memes, all other teachers of class heresey shall be put to death and burnt by faggots.
Every mother needs to eat her first baby alive. And if there are twins, one needs to be eaten alive.
>>673993154
Rolleroo xD
>>673993300
Triple chek't
>>673989600
Fuck that
Veto
>>673993080
>>673993152
>implying we would leave a bleck on the island alive to begin with.
>>673985331
Every leap year shall have a two month period of misrule.
rerolls are illegal.
>>673993300
>one
Triple dubs checked. Also our pledge now
>>673993500 replace this with that
>>673993437
>>673993501
Roll nigger
>>673993284
Reroll
>>673993500
>burnt by faggots
do you have to suck a dick to get the job?
now i know how it must feel to be a woman
Suicide is required upon arrival
we will have a supply of 1 million children at the ready to catapult at other countries.
The national anthem will be this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
>>673985841
Reroll
All political debates are to be decided in a roman gladiatorial arena. No substitutes may be used as stand in for any political debates. Minor debates are to first blood, Moderate debates are until submission (after 10 minutes of debate, debaters must take a five minute break for water, sharpening of implements of debate and any minor medical care). Major debates (i.e. two or more party members running for a political chair in the government). There will be death allowed with no fallout on the victor except for: 1a. Victor must pay for proper burial or cremation of political opponent in a respectful way. 2a. Victor may not desecrate political opponent in any way. 3a. Victor must acknowledge the strength of conviction of political opponent(s) for meeting victor inside the arena of debate (see gladiatorial arena).
Victor must allow one minor law of opponents political stance to pass unto bill for voting and may not veto law if approved through majority (if victor was debating highest seat of honor in government with opponent).
Opponent of Victor loses all political standing within government for two years regardless of debate as they are submissive loser and must withdraw from politics for said two years (to further physical fitness training if still living). Betting on political debates is encouraged and 25% of all bets won will be given unto the nations debt to pay off nations debt. if no debt, money shall be put towards marijuana growth, farming, and education. all proceeds from lost fights (house wins fuckers) will go towards national debt first, military second (a % will be distributed evenly throughout governmental systems) and the peoples programs third. Any debater or political affiliate found to have taken bribes or dives before, during or after political debates will be sumarrily executed by Lions, Tigers and Bears. the first two being carnivorous cats and the third a group of homosexual men who will rape said political party membr for raping Nations Peopl
>>673993673
Rerolling one last time then I'm meming out
Human existence is illegal. Punishable by death. Unretractable
Seeing is illegal
Women must be fucking at least 13 hours a day to be accepted into this country. Deep throating allows them only 5 hours a day.
All women who refuse will be thrown into a pit for the hunger games.
"FAGGOTRY! FAGGORTY!" Shall be called whenever tumblries are spotted. They then are persecuted with death, and crucifiable. They shall then be burnt and fed to a nearest rabid bear.
>>673993820
reroll
Free healthcare for all.
>>673993138
I think Katherine Hepburn had some quote like that. ...that men & women should just live apart and only ever get together to bone and then fuck right off out on their own again.
>>673993844
This is great, I second this
>>673993936
One last roll
All dubs are no longer laws. Only trips and up can make new laws.
I will be emperor for life of the new country.
>>673993154
Rollinero
>>673993725
Faggots are a bundle of sticks.
No country is gone forever, except this one. No law stands the test of time, except this one.
Watching or masturbating to traps , clop, cp, furry porn, and scat is punishable by crucifixion
>>673993844
You earned this
>>673993820
another reroll
No faggots allowed
>>673993820
one last reroll
This is the national anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
Fuck yes I made a law!
Women are free to live as they please and have as many men as they choose to keep as a harem.
Laws cannot be changed regardless of post number
>>673985331
age of consent is 5
>>673993154
Reroll
Fuck all of you, all LGBT faggots shall be tied and bound, then shbsequently thrown into a river of crocodiles where they are eaten alive.
>>673994564
roll
Mods are banned.
Moot will be supreme leader and can repeal all laws
Atheism is punishable by crucifixion
>>673994557
Reroll
>>673985331
non asian/non white? into the fire you go lad.
>>673994557
Fuck that gay shit, the reverse is true.
Laws cannot be changed regardless of post numbers
the Trumps are Emperors and Queens forever
>>673993947
I love how every 12 year old boy, Muslim or Christfag posts basically this post every day, coming to about 40827 of these a day on /b
excessive masturbation is a socially acceptable hobby
>>673986966
REPEAL
>>673994719
This except Asians go too
>>673988333
Well that's most of /b/ fucked.
